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PREVIOUSLY:  Channah and Húanglóng have agreed to resolve a disagreement between them by betting on a game of Perdition, the demonic version of tarot.  The atmosphere is rowdy.  The doors have been closed and the initial stakes have been pledged.  Now, play begins.  NOW:

Penny was still draped helplessly with her arms over Fang’s and Kadidia’s shoulders, her legs over their knees, her bottom hanging vulnerably in space, her midsection exposed, and her mouth filled with the bottle of tincture slowly oozing into Penny’s distressed face.

When Channah turned to look at her, she paused, absorbing the tableau, and grinned with genuine delight before she began:  “Is everyone being as dutiful as little Penny in anteing up?  A flagon or a bong, my wickeds.  A flagon or a bong!” she reminded them, prompting the laggards to hurry and the rest—including Esmeray on behalf of Penny—to chorus: “Staked and baked!”  Each laggard repeated the same phrase until everyone had imbibed as required

“We need a dealer!”  Channah declared.  “And since there’s only one eligible player, I should say we need our dealer.  Penny my dear-heart, we need to know if you’re ready to deal.  Before you answer—” she held up one finger warningly, “need I remind you that for all intents and purposes, you’re still in hell, my love, and hell expects you to play your part and play the game.  And if you’re expecting heaven to help you, well…” she shrugged.  “You know you’ve cut your ties to heaven a dozen times over now, don’t you?”

With a stricken look, Penny nodded as best she could.

“Are you sure you don’t need me to list them all off for you?” She asked, holding up her hand so she could count them off one finger at a time, provoking a ripple of laughter in the room.  “Sodomy, contracting with the Queen of Hell, marrying the Queen of Hell—more sodomy, participating in a Profane Rite—”

Enthusiastically participating in an Obscene Rite,” Kadidia interjected, laughing and giving her genitals another brutal squeeze.

“Exactly!  Can you remember your place?”   And when Penny nodded, Channah cried:  “Excellent!  Hands off the dealer!”

Kadidia, Fang, and Esmeray released Penny with various degrees of reluctance or casual disregard, barely giving her a chance to slide back onto the bench before falling to the ground.

Penny slumped in her seat, a desperate, lost, regretful look in her eye until Channah clapped her hands to get the girl’s attention and cautioned her:  “Deal, worshipful wife of mine.  Triumphs only.”  And, warming to her taunt, she hissed:  “Chattel of Hell.”

As if forcing herself though a barricade by sheer force of will, disturbingly at odds with the thousand-yard stare in her eyes, Penny picked up the cards, taking the Triumphs and shuffling them woodenly, even absent-mindedly, oblivious to the looks of the demons around her.

“That’s enough shuffling, zuckerbär,” Channah prompted gently, with glances at Kadidia and Fang, who shrugged.  “One card to each player, face up, counterclockwise.  Low card starts.”

Penny mechanically set down Justice—eight—before Kadidia, who was still tut-tutting with mild disappointment when Penny laid the Chariot—seven—in front of Judas, who shrugged and nodded, even as the Lovers—six—were dealt to Miriam, who predicted:  “This can’t last.” The High Priest—five—appeared next, before Channah, who also opened her mouth but then shook her head without speaking.  Rivqah received the Emperor—four—and Húanglóng the Empress—three—before players and lovers alike started shaking their heads doubtfully and predicting:  “No.  No way.”  Fang was dealt the High Priestess.  Two. 

“No!” “Stop!” “Hang on!” the players erupted.  And “Wait!” Channah shouted, half-rising and leaning forward across the table to pin Penny’s hand where it fell.  Penny looked up sharply to meet her eyes.

“Impossible a hucow cheated right in front of us all!” Judas barked.  “Five Hates she deals herself a high card.”

“Five it’s the Magician,” Rivqah countered, sounding surprised to hear the words coming out of her own mouth, as the two of them found their coins and whacked them on the table.

“Done!” Judas proclaimed delightedly.  “I might even have taken less than even odds!”

“High card,” Húanglóng bet, slapping a string of 10 Hate Coins on the table.

“Magician,” Miriam shrugged, almost embarrassed, following his example.

Fang, Kadidia, and Channah all looked at one another, then Channah looked back at Penny’s face.  “I saw only surprise in the dealer’s face,” she admitted.  “Any takers for high card?”

After a moment of silence, Fang shrugged.  “I’m not that superstitious yet.  I’ll bet…” she considered, pulling some coins from her pocket and rattling them idly, then used her other hand to pull a single coin out. “One.”  She set it on the table.

“One?!” Channah burst out, mockingly.  “That’s it?!

“Done!” Kadidia beat Channah to the punch, slapping down a coin of her own.

“Cheating cow!” Channah complained.

“I’m only betting against my instinct because of my long experience with math,” Fang admitted.  “Just to support the principle of it.  Before concluding the dealer is spoiled.  You bet more on a high card and I’ll take your action, though.”

“Never mind,” Channah shrugged, releasing Penny’s hand and sitting back down opposite her.  And when Penny remained frozen, her hand still on Fang’s card, Channah amplified:  “Go on.  We all want to see it.”

Magician.  One.

The room erupted:  “Fraud!”  “Cheating!”  “Rotten dealer!”

Hong even paused in her attentions to Judas long enough to look back at the table and testify:  “A moment ago the girl did not know how to shuffle.  I’d—well, bet on it,” she admitted.

“And from what I know of her, I would be very surprised to learn otherwise,” Miriam agreed, collecting her winnings even as Rivqah—nodding in agreement with her—was collecting her own.

“Then why did you bet otherwise?!”  Judas demanded as Rivqah shrugged tentatively.  “More than fraud—conspiracy!

“Maybe not that,” Húanglóng conceded, laughter confirming that the others were equally skeptical.  “Yet.  But at least a reasonable suspicion of chicanery by the dealer!  Peel the dealer!”

“Peel the dealer!” several voices immediately repeated.  “Peel the dealer!  Peel the dealer!” half the crowd chanted.

Penny, entirely with reason, looked around the room nervously, shrinking back unconsciously until she bumped into Esmeray, who prevented her from jerking forward again by putting her hands on Penny’s shoulders and murmuring:  “They just want to see your arms are bare when you deal,” she explained, tugging Penny’s sleeves down her arms.

“Yes, Qahramanah,” she agreed submissively, then suddenly screeched, clutching the front of her dress:  “Wait!  I forgot—”

“I’ll hold it up,” Esmeray assured her.  “You pay attention and focus on the gameDon’t let them distract you.  We do not want to lose any more than necessary.  Do you understand me?”

“Yes, Mistress.”

“Fully peeled, I think!” Tifaret demanded.  “Just to be safe.”

As Penny’s arms came out of her sleeves, Fang and Kadidia caught her hands, holding them still to loosen and remove her wrist cuffs. While Esmeray gathered her dress just under her shoulders and tied it behind her back to stay in place, the two succubae ran their hands up and down her arms, from fingertips to shoulders and armpits.  “Peeled and sealed,” Kadidia concluded, returning Penny’s hand and snickering:  “How’s that?”

“Good,” Fang allowed, “But I’d say peeled, sealed, and ready to deal,” drawing a nod of respect from Kadidia as several of the demons snorted and groaned.

“Shuffle and deal, Meoto,” Kadidia prompted.  “And keep your arms above the table!”  Penny obeyed, quite aware that this time, as she leaned forward and picked up the cards, everyone in the room was watching her hands and the cards with more-than-casual interest.

After she had shuffled eight times, Kadidia barked:  “Cut!”

Penny hesitated for a second, then murmured to herself “Counter-clockwise” as she set the deck before Fang, who lifted about three-quarters of the cards off the top and set them to one side.  As soon as Penny was sure it was her job, she set the short stack on the tall one and, nodding, began to deal as Hong had taught her, three cards at a time; until the last round, when she had only 8 cards in her hand.  Pausing, she counted and shook her head.

“What is it, slave?” Kadidia asked.

“There are only… eight cards left.  I’m sorry, I must have made a mistake.”

“Not that I saw, darling,” Channah drawled.  “And I was watching.”  The other demons nodded.

“But there are 134 cards in the deck,” Penny frowned.  “Divided by eight… there should be six remainder for the starter.”  And then her eyes widened.  “For me!”

“128,” several members corrected her.

“No, Mistresses and Masters,” Penny insisted.  “22 plus 8 times 14 is 134—”

“The other 6 cards are around here somewhere, sweetie,” Channah explained.  “We’ll find them before the next deal.”

“What?” Penny looked worried and confused.  “I—I’m sorry, Mistress, I don’t understand—”

Channah held up her hands.  “That’s what happens, sugar.”

“You should call her ‘peach,’” Judas suggested.  And then, demonstrating with his hands:  “Or peaches.”

“Oh, please!”  the succubae simultaneously protested.

“And the other one ‘pineapple.’  Or maybe ‘lemon.’”

“Lemon’s too tart for Chastity,” Miriam opined.  “She’s sweet too.  More like pineapple.”

“But lemon sounds better,” Rivqah suggested.

“You could use ‘Fènglí,’” Fang suggested.

“Or the local term—what is it, ‘piña?’” Miriam asked.

“The local would actually be ‘matsajtli,’” Channah corrected.

“That’s surely worse than ‘pineapple,’” Húanglóng suggested reasonably.  “I like the German.  ‘Ananas.’”

“’An anus?’  Perfect!” Judas deliberately mispronounced it.

“And on that note—Piña.  You can call her Piña if you must address my slaves as fruit,” Channah resolved the issue, before glaring at Penny.  “How long are you going to hold onto those cards and make us all keep staring at you?”

“I’m sorry, Mistress—did I drop six cards?  Should I look under the tab—“

DO NOT MOVE while those cards are in your hand!” Channah commanded sharply.

“The extra cards always disappear when you play with eight,” Esmeray explained behind her.

“Wha—” and as Penny started turning toward Esmeray everyone cried:

NO!  Keep your hands where they are!”

“I’m—I’m sorry—” Penny was flustered.

“Mind your qahramanah.  Trust her.  Her words are always your truth,” Channah reminded Penny.  “And, yes, the extras disappear,” Channah concurred.  “But we’ll find them in time for the next deal.  Now finish this one, Princess!  “

Knowing ‘Princess’ was rarely used to indicate Channah was pleased, Penny hastily finished dealing the last eight cards, waiting for the others to take their cards before she picked up her own.

“Show me,” Esmeray commanded, leaning forward.  “Carefully!

Penny caught a sharp look from Channah and cringed.  “Mistress?” she whispered.

But Channah shook her head snappishly and looked back down at her cards.  Before Penny could try to put her finger quite on what was happening, Esmeray leaned forward to whisper into Penny’s ear:  “With eight players, most hands will go to Triumphs but—” her eyes fell on the Pharaoh of Spades Penny was carefully cradling to show only her and grunted with satisfaction.  “As a human, you cry ‘I grovel before my Queen’ when you play it.  When anyone plays it.”

“Why would I—?” Penny started asking out loud.

“Ssht!” she clapped her hand over Penny’s mouth again.  “Do not talk out loud about what you’re playing, ninny!”  Releasing her grip once Penny nodded, looking embarrassed, Esmeray continued:  “It’s the tincture, silly girl.”

“It is?” she asked, amazed.

“You’re high.  Intoxicated,” she clarified.

I am?!” Penny asked, even more amazed, to the amusement of everybody who wasn’t human.

“You so are,” Rivqah laughed. 

“The high may make you want to talk even more, Meoto,” Esmeray pointed out, which provoked further laughter.

“Surely not that!” Miriam grinned.

“Just what we need,” Channah smirked.

“I may not have thought the laudanum quite through before recommending it, Majesty,” Kadidia conceded wryly.

“So, guard your mouth particularly well,” Esmeray cautioned her.

“Yes, Domina.”  Then she turned and leaned back her head, carefully leaving her hands where they were on the table, to whisper:  “But why should I say—”

Using her hand to further muffle their exchange, Esmeray explained as if it were the most obvious thing in the world:  “Because the Pharaohs of Spades and Hearts are her cards.  And you’re in her presence.  And she’s your master.”

“Lillith and Cain stop chatting Meoto and play!” Channah exclaimed.

“Yes, Your Majesty,” Esmeray answered sharply, snapping at Penny:  “Play it, say it, and follow my lead for the rest of the trick,” she cautioned.  “You too, Chas—imitate what I say!”

“Yes, qahramanah,” her jawari answered, Chas turning away from Húanglóng, staring curiously as Penny laid down the Pharaoh of Spades, Penny leading and all the humans at the table following with:  “I grovel before my Queen!”

“As you ought, you primitive wretches!” Channah snarled, starting to pull a card from her hand, then shaking her head firmly, shoved back before playing the Ot of Spades.

As play proceeded, Esmeray explained:  “All the face cards are associated with prominent demons.  Kadid—” she began, before interrupting herself when Judas—of all people—played the Rajah of Spades to exclaim, at a much higher volume:  “Hail Judas!”, echoed by the other humans.  Quickly resuming, she explained “Kadidia is the Huángdì and—Hail Rivqah!” as Miriam played the Sultanah of spades.  No one played the Huángdì, but everyone had at least one spade, giving Penny the first trick. Miriam, having lost the highest card, finished her wine and burped loudly, raising her cup above her head until her teammate George realized he was meant to fill it as she continued playing.

Penny, carefully holding her cards so only she and Esmeray could see them, tapped the Pharaoh of Swords; and when Esmeray nodded her consent, played it.  More calmly, since there was less urgency and she didn’t have to keep an eye on the cards, Esmeray finished explaining:  “Similarly, Fang is the Huángdì of hearts and Miriam the Sultanah.”

“Who is the Rajah?”

“The Succubus A-a-r-a-d-h-y-a.  But since she isn’t here, you don’t dare use her name.”

“Whyever not?”

“Lest she hear you,” Esmeray answered, the simple statement chilling Penny so deeply she shivered.  “And appear expecting someone summoning her to have had a good—by which I mean a terrible—reason for doing so.”

“That actually works?!”  Penny squeaked.  “Summoning them by calling their name?!”

Esmeray snickered.  “Rarely.  Not unless you’re chanting a spell or making an offering worthy of them.  Which is exactly why it’s dangerous to summon one accidentally.  If they’re close by, and bored or needing a distraction, they might appear.  And because they consider you have summoned them without the proper respect, they are not well-disposed.”  While Penny was digesting that she added:  “Oh!  Húanglóng is not your Lord, but as a King of Hell he deserves respect.  When a Queen or King of another court is present, you say, ‘The dread Queen.  (Or King.).’ But only a Queen or King!”

Penny lost the second trick to Fang, who played a Triumph.  She started the third trick with a diamond.  The moment she placed it on the table, Channah’s eyes flicked from it up to Penny’s, something brewing there—or rather, continuing to brew, that had begun when she saw her cards.  When it came to her turn, she played the Pharaoh of Diamonds, only to lose the trick to Rivqah, who played a Triumph.  When Rivqah led the following trick with a Coin, Channah shook her head; and—catching everyone’s attention—hissed with displeasure when she played a low-ranking Triumph, The Chariot..  She was more upset to play it, than to lose it to a higher Triumph played by Miriam.  Channah’s only reaction to that was to drink her deep draught with poor humor.  Her reaction was one of relief when Miriam led with a wand—only to look startled when a Triumph was played; and uneasy as she laid down the Huángdì of Wands.  Next she lost the Sice of Swords, hissing with fury as she was forced to play (and lose) the Pharaoh of Wands, followed by one of the higher cards in the deck, Death.  Penny was drawn back to Channah’s face, again and again; and she nervously felt certain Channah was aware of it, imagining that would displease her.  But Channah never looked back at her.  And Penny couldn’t help checking in with her expression, feeling uneasy and jumpy about whatever darkness was brewing there.  When Húanglóng led with the Cater of Spades, Channah’s face darkened noticeably.  And just as Channah pulled and played the Trey of Spades, Penny gasped, turned pink, and then grunted as quietly as she could in an expression that could have been a reaction to the game but seemed a bit too emphatic for such a low and unremarkable card this late in the round.

Channah lost the Trey of Spades, the Devil, the Pharaoh of Hearts and The High Priestess in rapid order.  A bad run for what seemed on the surface to be a reasonably strong hand.  As she played the Pharaoh of Hearts, Fang became curious about Penny’s combination of discomfort and embarrassment.  Reaching over one hand, she flipped her skirt up, snorting sardonically to find the hard sole and heel of Channah’s mule grinding mercilessly into Penny’s crotch.

“Don’t tell us she’s tempting the fates?” Rivqah asked.

Fang laughed.  “The opposite.  Poor Penny’s probably wishing right now she could hide her little clit back in its cage where it belongs.”  And at the expression that flitted involuntarily over Penny’s face, seeming to confirm the suggestion, the entire table erupted in even louder laughter.

Using her thumb to wipe a tear from Penny’s eye and feed it to her, Kadidia growled:  “She’s such a sensitive little princess.”

“She!  Is!” Channah agreed, grunting with the effort of a particularly brutal pair of shoves that made Penny moue and scoot back.

“Huh-unh!” the entire table complained.

And when Channah relented for a moment from her assault, Esmeray quickly shoved Penny’s hips forward, Channah beginning to crunch it viciously again once Penny was back in her place. 

Esmeray, leaning awkwardly over Penny’s shoulders to play the next card from her hand when the girl didn’t seem to notice it was her turn, trying with limited success to avoid too much bodily contact, felt compelled to complain:  “Mistresses and Masters, the dealer’s ability to play is being interfered with!”

And with a disgusted sigh revealing her frustration at the game, but without disputing Esmeray’s claim, Channah stopped crushing on Penny, leaving her foot where it was and forgetting about it as her attention returned to the game.

When the points were counted, Penny had squeaked past Fang to win the first deal.  She looked slightly dazed as her teammates cheered and even the humans on other teams complemented them and seemed to take some kind of pride in it.

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PREVIOUSLY:  Channah and Húanglóng have agreed to resolve a disagreement between them by betting on a game of Perdition:  Demonic Tarot.  When Penny is upset to find her services anted up into the pot, Channah dares her to raise the stakes and fight for herself.  The game is beginning with the serious business of betting enhanced by shameless teasing and cheating on the side.  NOW:

Stake 1—Betting Their Asses

“As the hostess, it falls to me to call for the stakes.  With the House whole,” Channah began, batting her eyelashes at her husband:  “Sweetie dear, since you are offering a condition…”

Húanglóng responded, rolling his eyes:  “Yes, dear.  Channah, as stakes for this game, I offer the services of myself and two of my best vassals—their selection being subject to your veto—to spend exactly one week at Sademtsaowah using every ounce of our persuasive powers in good faith training every jariya you deliver to us there during the week we are committed to staying.  And as a condition for inducing you to make a counter-stake, I renounce any claim that under our marriage contract, marrying chattel would change their status or their treatment.”

“Thank you, my love,” Channah smiled and reciprocated:  “Húanglóng, as stakes for this game, I offer the services of my servants George, Jacob, Esmeray, Chastity, and Penance, with Fang’s consent Huifen—”

Fang quietly but audibly intoned “Consent.”

“and with Kadidia’s consent Boubacar—”

Kadidia likewise murmured “Consent.”

“In their present condition less any losses they incur during this esteemed game, for a period of exactly one week, with title and no restrictions of any kind except that you must return them in at least as good as the condition you received them, subject to normal wear and tear.  I will deliver them to you without anything else, not so much as a stitch of clothing or a sip of water, if you can win more tricks than me before the House is unsealed.”

“Your counter is acceptable, and my offer is firm.”

“I accept it.”

“DONE!” they both cried, slamming their fists on the table.

“Well-met and well-bet!” came several approving cries from around the table.

Stake 2—Staked and Baked

Practically before the cheers were finished, Judas impatiently barked:

“As stakes for every trick of this game, I offer on behalf of the Lodge that every member of the team losing the highest-ranked card, take a deep draught.  And as a condition for inducing the members of each team to agree, I propose every member of the Lodge finish a tankard or a bong before each deal and certify their compliance by pronouncing themselves ‘Staked and Baked’!”

“Seconded!” Húanglóng, Rivqah, and Kadidia all roared at once.  “Vote!”

“Aye!” every demon at the table announced, and then immediately stared at Penny, whose jaw had dropped at the proposal and had to close her mouth before she gulped.

“Excuse me, Mistresses and Masters.”  Turning to her teammates she asked “What do you think?”

While behind her came a chorus of loud boos and razz noises.  Penny glanced back, looking indignant, and burst:  “What?!  Mistresses.”

“This isn’t a democracy!” 

“Who do you think you’re playing with?!”

“I was told the rules—” more catcalls immediately drowned out Penny’s ability to speak, and almost, she capitulated, but noticing several players were laughing, Jacob looked pissed, Tiferet looked curious, and the human lovers looked resigned (and ignoring George’s confused expression), Penny frowned thoughtfully, turning back towards her teammates.

Before she could even articulate her question, Chas, with a gesture for her to hurry, said: “Yes!  Yes!  Of course!”

“Fine,” Esmeray agreed, unphased.

“Ah—Aye?” Penny said back to the table

“DONE!” Judas led a chorus comprised of everyone at the table except Penny, likewise leading the Lodge by slamming his fist down into the table.

“PRINCESS!”  Channah bellowed.

“Done,” Startled, she rapped the table unconvincingly, earning another round of complaints.

Stake 3—Packed and Jacked

“Is this one as soft as she seems?”  Judas demanded.

“She is!”  Kadidia, Rivqah, and Miriam all chorused with various degrees of disparagement while Penny’s shoulders stiffened and Channah choked with laughter on the bong she was inhaling from.

Judas shook his head while Húanglóng barked, “I think I see where this is going!  Doing—as you have asked—by applying my ingenuity to their training, I think we need to play by dragon rules.  I propose we add the Dragon King rule for the duration of the game!”  From their reactions, Channah and her handmaidens knew this rule, and would be likely to approve.

“I am not familiar with that,” Judas admitted, while several other players shook their heads to indicate the same.

“Point of order—” Penny raised her hand, being completely ignored by Húanglóng, who bellowed over her:

“I propose, starting immediately, that the starter of each deal be able to unilaterally change and add rules at the beginning of each deal!”

“I love it!”  “Second!”  “Vote!” various demons cried.

Penny seized a momentary silence to blurt out at high speed:  “point-of-order-you-can’t-add-rules-the-first-round!”  And then when the demons came up short, staring at her, she swallowed again.  “Can you?”

Kadidia and Fang exchanged an amused, but intent look over Penny’s head that the girls would soon understand meant they were communicating through their minds.  With a decisive nod, they both surprised Penny by sliding right up against her from either side, hooking their near arms under hers to push them behind their shoulders where they would be useless and locking them in place with their own arms, their near hands each reaching around Penny’s head to play with her hair and ears and giggling at her reaction.

“Hey!”  Penny protested ineffectually.  “Wha—you can’t—can you?!

“Actually, we can, chattel,” Fang assured her.  “As long as we don’t interfere with your game play—and since we haven’t even chosen the starter or the dealer yet, there’s no game to play—we can do—” she leaned in, brushing her lips over Kadidia’s hand and Penny’s ear to whisper:  “whatever we want.”

“And make you do whatever we want,” Kadidia added, reminding her:  “You’re still property of our Queen, and thus chattel to all the succubae.  Chattel.”  And then, seeing how Penny gasped, she reached her far hand around, nodding at Fang who followed her lead.  Both of them placed their hands on Penny’s knees, and when she tried instinctively to snap them together, both succubae laughed, slipping their hands partway up Penny’s thighs and seizing them by their insides, pulling them insistently.  “Are you… resisting, chattel?”  her soft, pseudo-intimate suggestion hinting at closeness while being pitched loudly enough for the whole table to hear, provoking a round of expressions of surprise and mock-concern.

“No, Mistress,” Penny whined, deflating and yielding as the two succubae prised her knees apart and then gasping again in shock, amusing the other teams, as they deftly lifted them over their own knees.

Before their hands snuck back towards Penny’s crotch, almost making the poor girl hyperventilate.

“Don’t move them back unless we tell you to,” Fang whispered.

“No, Mistress!”

“Do you know what your Domina gave us?”

“No, Mistress?”  Penny sounded uncertain and nervous.

“Access… privileges…” Fang hissed sensually, as her hand closed on Penny’s cage, squeezing it to command it to open and pulling it from her body, eliciting a deep, shocked breath that turned into a querulous squeal.

“She sounds scared!” Judas laughed.  “Certainly not the reaction you’d expect from a girl lucky enough to have kept her cock.  So far.”

“Oh, she doesn’t have a cock—look at it,” Fang simpered, leaning back so by leaning forward Judas could see it.

With a surprised sound, he laughed:  “Point taken!”

“But her clitty is very.  Hard,” Fang purred.

“And it is cute,” Kadidia teased.

“I’d warn you she hasn’t been allowed any cummies in some time and she’s close to popping but…” Channah shrugged.

“Oh, it’s obvious,” Kadidia laughed.

 “Open your mouth,” Fang commanded her quietly; and then:  “Wider.”  And when Penny obeyed, she pushed the cage, and the hem of Penny’s dress, between her teeth, commanding her to “Hold those fast!” This, and the way they were holding her arms behind them and her legs on top of theirs, had two salutary effects:  The first, of putting Penny completely on display for the very salacious attentions of her admirers, and the second, of shutting Penny up. 

Fang held up a single finger, her index finger, so close to Penny’s face her eyes crossed, and then slowly and dramatically, dropped it between Penny’s legs, tickle-stroking her clit from one end to the other, eliciting a forceful, helpless squeak and a helpless shudder that caused the entire crowd to erupt in delight.  Her face turned red and she writhed and shuddered helplessly under the intensity of Fang’s one, delicate, carefully-applied fingertip, entertaining the Lodge even as it embarrassed her.  Most of all, it embarrassed her she couldn’t help her body’s (and if she could admit it to herself, her soul’s) responses to the things that were done to her, no matter how much she tried.  It made her feel like a scandalous, sinful little hussy, and she was afraid it revealed her to be exactly that.

“What do you think… shouldn’t your team vote to play Dragon King Perdition?  Hmm baby?”

“You know we’d think up ever such sensual and obscene pleasures a scandalous, sinful little hussy like you would adore!”

Penny made a sharp, screeching sound of protest as the room erupted in cruel laughter, mortified and dismayed to have her own thoughts—thoughts she wished she could stop herself hearing, or better yet even having—broadcast to the roomful of people around her. 

“And I think we could add rules in the first round,” Kadidia managed to make it sound like something she’d just decided this moment, as her finger began brushing over Penny’s taint, slipping insidiously between the rising globes of her buttocks to explore and tease where they had not been invited.  But Penny’s face and labored breath and glowing skin made it obvious to everyone in the room that she was incapable of offering resistance to any violation, however outrageous, if only her expert handlers were the ones to demand it of her.  Her hips were starting to shift and roll, and the sounds she made when she breathed were becoming higher-pitched and harder.  “Don’t you, ‘zuckerbär’?”

“Maybe—” Penny almost seemed to have forgotten her mouth was supposed to be holding her cage and hem; the dress didn’t fall far, but her cage would have fallen to the floor and rolled under the table if Fang hadn’t caught it and tossed it on the table before setting her hand back to work.  “Domina Esmeray please—”

“Nooo,” her qahramanah promptly said, firmly and lyrically, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world but she was trying to explain it to a child.  Pushing her knuckles into Penny’s back, she urged her:  “Say ‘no’ or say nothing!” 

“Yes Mistress—I mean, no! OHOWOWOWW!” her voice jumped an octave and several decibels as Kadidia’s teasing finger curled with her other fingers into a vise she clamped around Penny’s purse, twisting and pinching it brutally enough that Penny instinctively started bringing her legs together and trying to struggle out of their arms.  But they just laughed, Kadidia wrenching all the harder and Fang turning her own gentle fingertip into a raking claw.

“Legs spread!” they both commanded at once, and with a whimper, and then sobbing, Penny made herself yield, her knees shaking with the effort to fight her own instincts while Kadidia continued to hurt her, confused further as Fang kissed her sweetly… and then Kadidia, aggressively.

Around them, the assault on Penny was bad news for everyone else of lower status.  The wisdom of Tifaret’s proactive attentions to her Queen became more obvious—by anticipating her liege’s pleasure, she at least had some measure of agency over how she served it. Whether Channah was kinder to her than her handmaidens had been to the cambions because of her demonic purity, or because of her cleverness, was not entirely clear.  But their particular cruelty to Jacob seemed confirmed by how Rivqah, almost idly, was turning and twisting the nipple clamps she had just affixed to him.  Oliver’s fate, meanwhile, was somewhere in the middle:  Standing rigidly, facing away from the table, to form a seat-back for Miriam.

Húanglóng, sitting on the other side of Fang, snarled, making a mildly disgusted gesture towards Penny, its mildness expressing more about his laid-back personality than his opinion of people:  “You’re rewarding her!  She’s clearly a nervous Nellie, a sour-faced Puritan, and even worse—a pedantic pseudo-intellectual!  All at once!”

Pseudo-intellectual,” Channah crowed.  “Ouch!  I’ll have you know I’ve invested in years of education for these three!”

“They’re shitting cattle!  Swine before whom you’ve cast your pearls.  ‘Pseudo’ at best, I’d say.  And I can assure you, little Ms. Twit—” Húanglóng shook his finger at Penny accusingly “—if you so much as open your entitled little mouth while you’re reporting to me, I’ll fill it immediately with something that needs servicing!  Speaking of which….”

Everyone who was a full-blooded demon was laughing, as Húanglóng leaned behind Fang to grab Huifen around her waist and Hong by her arm, pulling them both over to him and sitting them on opposite knees as they squealed and purred perfectly for him.  “Seeing as how you’re not using these…”

Fang’s face revealed little or nothing, but it can be said she didn’t look enthusiastic, or necessarily even pleased, by the King’s—not even her King’s—helping himself to her property.

Húanglóng would not have noticed if she had been more expressive; he was already locking lips with Hong, who was giggling and moving her hand between his legs, while Huifen followed her Mistress’s lead, leaning over to kiss his neck and running her hand over his chest.

On the other side of Esmeray, Judas, complaining:  “I’m not going to be the only one left out!  You two!” he snapped his finger at Chastity and Boubacar.  “Come get on my knees!”

Chastity felt her heart flutter; she just couldn’t tell why.  She felt fear, primarily of the unknown, but she also felt excitement, from that, and the way Judas looked; which was normal enough—not like the Dragon King with his nearly divine charisma and size—but fit and well-maintained.  And not the tiniest part of her was glad someone had at least picked her!  A minute later, despite her embarrassment at being ordered around and used as a prostitute, and by a male no less, she also felt herself hardening , provoking a pleased chuckle from Judas when he felt it.  It was a vile, nasty, dirty, delicious, daring excitement she’d become trained to without ever intending to; a shameful, wicked, thrilling feeling just on the cusp between craving and nausea, that she hadn’t felt with such force since her fagmaster had graduated a year ahead of her.  It was a kind of a sick, conditioned thrill serving the succubae hadn’t juiced her with.  Chastity didn’t know why, exactly; only that her reaction to being dominated by Judas was stronger and more confusing than serving Mayaan, or Channah and her Duchesses. 

She blushed a brilliant tomato red.  And she kinda liked it.

Obviously, she was not alone in her helpless and conflicted reactions to her treatment.  Fang was whispering, with mock-disgust:  “She’s leaking!” just as—miraculously from Penny’s point of view—Kadidia released her brutal hold on Penny, moving her hand to yank Penny forward by her leg until her bottom was hanging off the edge of the divan and only her legs and arms were holding her aloft.  Fang giggled, blowing on Penny’s ear.  “I’m not sure if I did this by exciting her, or you made her pee in fear!  A little bit of both, I think.”

“Either way, it will have to do,” Kadidia rumbled, collecting it on her fingertip and immediately pushing her long, powerful middle finger against, and then inside, Penny’s bottom as she cooed helplessly.  Her cry degenerated rapidly into a strange, delighted, strangled, gurgling sigh of a kind.  She concluded, with a satisfied smirk:  “How’s it feel to be packed and jacked, sweetie?”  The question was taken as rhetorical by the other demons, who laughed and applauded.

“Don’t sway!” Esmeray—the only one of the humans and cambions not being actively used by demons—took advantage of her situation to protect her team’s interests.  Alarmed, she growled, tapping Penny’s shoulder insistently from behind, seizing Penny’s neck with her other hand and pulling back on it so she could bite the back of her neck sharply to keep her attention focused.  “Demand they sustain your point of order!”

“I—er…” Penny croaked, her legs straightening and her toes pointing over her captors’ laps as she shuddered slightly:  “Sustained—me—please…”

Channah, laughing with the rest of them but quite serious, slammed her palms on the table and commanded, with a resigned tone:  “Stop!  She is not to cum!”

And as Fang and Kadidia abruptly withdrew, laughing in a conspiracy of glances, they revealed the wreck that was left of Penny, her eyes rolled up inside the lids of her eyes, her mouth hanging wide open and gasping, her head rolling from side to side, lying with her hands curled around Kadidia’s and Fang’s shoulders holding tight for dear life, her legs straight out and toes curling back in a hyperextended split, her whole body shuddering on her captors as her sensitive little clit throbbed with as much yang as it could muster between her legs.

Kadidia casually dipped and waggled her finger in Penny’s wine cup and fed it to her, quietly ordering her to clean it, repeating the action until she was satisfied her hand was pristine, as the conversation continued around them.

Stake 4—Orgasm Control

The whole table stared with fascinated suspense as Judas cried “A Hate she still comes!”

“I’ll cover that action,” Rivqah answered.  “Idiot.”

“How little he thinks of succubae!” Miriam agreed.

“Bring it in-house!” Tifaret demanded, requesting that he not merely lay a side bet but add stakes to the game, as Penny’s shaking slowed.

“Hear hear!” several others chorused.

“Whoever makes her cum first—” Judas started, distracted for good reason.

“No!  Boo!” came shouts immediately from most of the succubae around them, laughing and shaking their heads.

“What?”

“You are not going to reward anyone for making her cum!”  Channah complained.

“Whyever not?”

“Males!” howled the succubae from every direction, and even Judas laughed guiltily.

“Really, as with any steer, it wouldn’t be much of a bet, would it?” Rivqah observed.  “I mean…” she gestured towards the still-struggling, gasping Penny.

Tifaret snorted, almost spitting out a mouthful of wine.  “The only question would be whether we’d accidentally tear her little clit off as we fought to touch it first!”

“A touch is all it would take!” Fang agreed, smirking down at Penny’s bobbing member.  “Still!  She’s a horny little bitch.”

“And more to the point,” Húanglóng yelled, “No cheapening of the stakes!”

“I would never!” Judas thundered.  “You impugn me, sir!”  And then immediately undermined his own indignation by murmuring:  “What did I do?” revealing he clearly had no idea what Húanglóng was talking about.

“This steer is already a stake between Channah and I,” the dragon explained, “Any jariya, but especially a steer, is worth more quick than slack!”

“Well, I mean… a bull is worth more quick, surely?”  Rivqah frowned.

“Not to me,” Judas scoffed.  “I don’t need them hard.  Not that it’s ever a problem….”

The original steer in question finally started to calm, breathing more regularly, her muscles slowly relaxing from bow-taut to slumped, with a forlorn expression that amused those who saw it.

“Oh, all right,” Judas conceded.  “But if you want a prudish bet it will be better-formed by one of my viraginous sisters.”

“Damned right you are!” Kadidia agreed.

As it happened, it it was Esmeray who startled them all by making a not-very-modest proposal:  “As stakes for the game, I offer on behalf of the Lodge that if any other team makes Penny cum, they have to clean it up with their tongues.”

The table erupted immediately with exaggerated objections before she was even finished:  “No!”  “Outrageous!”  “She’s just a slave!”  “She should reward us for that!”

So Esmeray had to raise her voice to finish her wager:  “And if Penny or Chastity makes her cum, I’m going to fist them with the biggest item in their toybox and leave it inside the offender.”

The protests immediately trailed off as everyone at the table, while laughing or somehow managing not to, agreed that was fair.  Well, everyone except Penny and Chas, who despite their respective distractions, were startled enough to stare at her in shock.

“I think that should protect your interests dear, and my plans,” Channah admitted.  “Assuming, that is, Penny understands what we’re talking about?”  Everyone immediately looked at Penny, whose expression was all the answer they needed.  “I’d say she’s worked it out.”

Penny, afraid of being blamed for a demon’s work, could only manage:  “Maybe it would be best if you—put my cage back on, Domina?”

As the players dissolved in laughter, Channah shook her head.  “Certainly not!  Esmeray, if you could learn to enjoy the interests of succubae you’d have a bright future at this game.  That was an excellent wager.  Now I feel torn between my plans for Penny and the bright spectacle of someone having to deliver!  Exactly what this game is about!”

“Second!” called Kadidia, clarifying “the newly-proposed game stakes.”

Húanglóng, Rivqah, and Miriam all roared at once.  “Vote!”

“Done!” shouted everyone at the table, except Penny again (if she could even be said to be “at the table” anymore), whose jaw had dropped at the proposal and who didn’t even turn to her teammates before instinctively beginning:  “No!—” But Esmeray was ready for her, bringing her hand up from Penny’s neck to her mouth, covering it firmly and pulling the smaller woman back against her shoulder as Esmeray declared “Done,” in her usual businesslike way.  Penny instinctively reached up to seize Esmeray’s hands, but then hesitated, and instead of fighting, she obediently held onto Esmeray’s arm, looking indignant but uncertain.

Chas thought about trying to stand up for her friend, expecting (or perhaps, more accurately, hoping) it was pointless, and feeling guilty for her silence.

Kadidia, however, did act—offering a fresh bong to Esmeray and suggesting:  “This will fill her as well as a cock and better than your hand.”  And when she saw Esmeray wasn’t following:  “Use it for a pacifier on your zuckerbär.” 

“She’ll choke on it,” Esmeray assured her.  “And then probably throw up.  On us, Mistress.”

“From what I’ve seen of the girl, she’s likely right,” Fang conceded.  “Perhaps she should stick with the spiked wine.”

Kadidia considered for a minute, then looked thoughtfully at Channah, her lips curved upwards in amusement:  “You want to keep your wives and your bed sweet, don’t you?”

 “Perhaps 3 nights out of 4,” Channah allowed.  “And rough the other one.”  The demons roared with laughter.  “But…” Channah’s eyes narrowed.  “I expect they’ll need to be sweet with their clients more often than that.  But never dull,” she emphasized.  “Never dull in my bed or with their clients.  I have whorehouses full of those.”

“The Germans have been experimenting with all manner of tinctures.”

“Alchemists?”

“Some of them, yes; others, physicians.  A Swiss one, Theophrastus von Hohenheim,” she laughed “with a choleric temperament that continually gets him into trouble has invented a number of laughably toxic and other dangerous concoctions, including one called laudanum.  But his ‘laudanum’ does contain one ancient and proven medicine, a most agreeable tincture of the poppy, which I like to blend with the tincture of Má.”  She set a small bottle on the table filled with a dirty dark-brown liquid.  “It can be diluted in wine or simply mixed with honey or blackstrap molasses.  Although Boubacar’s training is so far advanced, he will eat the tincture by itself!” Kadidia laughed, not quite pleasantly.  “Make her suck on this until it’s empty.  You’ll see.”

And when Esmeray nodded, Kadidia rolled it into Penny’s mouth, as Esmeray raised her hand, lowering it back down and then jiggling it in Penny’s mouth as she looked down at her, drinking up her affront and submission like a drug. “You heard grandmother.  Suck on it for mommy.  I said—” and then, seeing Penny comply, she looked back up at the table, well pleased with herself.

Stake 5—Conspiracy of Silence

“Yes,” Miriam agreed, “It is good to silence a slave.  To that end, for the benefit of and on behalf of the Lodge, I propose as stakes for the game that anyone who raises a point of order that a majority of the Lodge overrules has to spend the rest of the game as a—”

“Except dealing!” Channah interjected.

“The rest of the game except dealing, as naked furniture of choice for the starter team.”

It was seconded and done as quickly as it was proposed, Esmeray both agreeing and ensuring with a glance that Chas remained quiet and with her hand that Penance did.  Although her eyes blazed with the injustice and unreasonableness of what was happening, Penny just clung to Esmeray’s arm, tears stinging her eyes.

Stake 6—Opposing Forces

Judas grinned evilly.

Simply to keep the game interesting…”

“Oh, we must keep it interesting,” Channah agreed.

“On behalf of the Lodge, I propose as stakes for the trick that any team, including, ah—let’s see—Aristotle and Ms. Glower over there!” And he snapped his finger with his arm pointing toward Penny and Esmeray.

“Meoto,” Rivqah prompted, proposing one of Penny’s nicknames—chatterbox, which in Japanese also implied effeminacy.

“Yes! Meoto’s team!  Any team with a member moving their flesh against Meoto’s clitoris and  purse before the first card is played in each trick, may switch turn-order with anyone else for that trick.”

This proposal actually prompted a second of silence before people started responding.  There were two “seconds,” but Miriam began hesitantly:  “That… sounds like….”  Then she shook her head.  “Never mind.” 

“It’s not a rule modification!”  Judas insisted, knowing what she had been considering asking. 
“Each party to the transaction is just agreeing they will switch their own place if they lose the bet, and since it’s a proposed rule for the lodge, everyone will have made the same agreement!”

“Plausible….”  “I like it!” “Oh, come now, how can we resist?”  The demons offered a variety of thoughts that fell somewhere between excuses and true agreements.

“Second, but only with the clarification that your flesh must be moving against hers at all times you’re touching,” Fang suggested, resting her hand familiarly—almost possessively—on Penny’s still bare lower belly, demonstrating by pushing and stroking her skin in a teasing game of proximity to Penny’s sex as she glanced at her victim and winked, before turning her attention back to the table, her hand lazily circling Penny’s belly and thighs and hips, as Penny froze like a deer in a bulls’-eye lantern, hardly breathing.  “I don’t want any teams camping out on her flesh without taking a risk…”

Channah looked torn, but finally shrugged with the grudging suggestion of a smile.  “Fine.  It’s clever, Miss Fang.  A delightful opposition of forces.”

Fang looked down at her victim and observed:  “It may not be that much of a risk…. Your girl doesn’t seem to be much of an exhibitionist.”

“We’re working on her,” Rivqah offered spiritedly.

“Then your amendment—or ‘clarification’—is accepted and the stakes, so modified, offered again,” Judas announced, having it seconded and approved as quickly as in the previous round.  “That’s what they call a ‘cum bet’ in Hazard.”

“And I supposed,” Fang drawled, “we’d call this little twig here a ‘cum bar’?”

“Precisely!”

Penny, in the arms of two different women, and yet in a counterpoise of her own, managed to look miserable and defiant all at once.

“Any other stakes?” Channah asked.

“Next round, certainly!”

“Then let’s play!

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PREVIOUSLY:  In the afterglow shared with the other members of their party, Queen Channah admits she wants Húanglóng to help train her jawari, and Húanglóng acknowledges he welcomes the chance to use them.  But she would prefer him to train them at her castle under her supervision, and he would prefer to use them around his castle back home.  They agree to decide the issue by betting on a game of Tarot.  When Penny is upset to find her services anted up into the pot, Channah dares her to raise the stakes and fight for herself.  NOW:

Chastity came back into the room looking anxious as she tried to carry stacks of cards cradled awkwardly in her hands and arms without spilling them.  By this time, the demons and cambions and qahramanat were chatting gaily, fully-dressed again, and seated—Tiferet behind her easel and the rest of them around the makeshift table—while Penny served them.

“Good work, sweetmeat!”  Channah complemented her.  “You—both of you—put your dresses back on, then sort out a full deck as best you can and bring it to us when you’re ready.”

“Yes, Domina,” Chas curtsied briefly, smothering her own look of hurt at the suggestion she couldn’t sort a pack of cards, before allowing the cards to tumble onto one of the remaining, unused divans.  “Would you like big cards or small ones, Domina?”

“I really can’t fix that,” Húanglóng admitted.

“I know,” Channah rolled her eyes.  “Ninnies and prudes.  That’s what I get for being such an indulgent Domina.”  Then, to Chas:  “We’ll want the small ones, dumpling.  For playing.  Penny, hurry up, finish serving, and help her!”  she replied, managing to make her servant feel even worse while answering her question.

Esmeray, looking embarrassed, rose quietly as she could from the demons’ gossip about matters and actors ranging across hell and earth just as Penny reached her sister, who whispered in frustration:  “These cards are mad!  Would you have known what size–?”

Penny shook her head, setting her hand on Chastity’s shoulder reassuringly.  “No, but I don’t know about cards.  Do they all have to be the same size?  What else are they even meant for?  Besides sinning, I mean?”  Then, first setting her eyes on the cards themselves, a look of wonder crossed her face.  “But they are beautifully printed….”  That was such an understatement, she corrected:  “If they were even printed….”

In fact, they had more colors and details than any printing the girls had ever seen on any printed material.  As far as Penny knew, printing was done with a single color:  black, on white.  These appeared to be hand-painted and even gilded, each one a treasure in itself.  But at the same time, the symbols on the cards showed such perfection and utter uniformity in shape and appearance it was hard to imagine the discipline that would have been required by artisans to produce such consistency.

Esmeray surprised them by joining them, looking upset:  “I agree with Húanglóng.  You’re both stupid.  The cards have to be the same size for shuffling and for keeping others from guessing your cards.”  Seeing their expressions, she shrugged.  “What?  I’ve been serving the demons directly most of my life.  If I allow you two stupid whores to frustrate them, they’ll take it out on all of us, sooner or later.  Especially since I’m meant to be your trainer, aren’t I?  Start thinking about how you make me look!”  The girls exchanged an amazed look, for the first time considering that as a human and a qahramanah, Esmeray might share more in common with them, than with the demons.  Then, as Esmeray noticed what Chas and Penny were doing—Chas sorting by deck and Penny by size—exasperation was joined by confusion:  “At a minimum we need to use the same approach!  They need to be sorted by deck and size!  How can the same decks contain different-sized cards?”

“What do you mean, ‘deck’?”  Penny frowned.

This time, both Esmeray and Chastity looked at her in amazement.  “You’re not putting on an act, are you?”  Esmeray wondered.  “You really haven’t played cards before, have you?”  She held up two cards, back facing Penny.  “Decks.  You can tell by what’s on the back of the cards.  All the cards in a deck have to match so others can’t tell what cards you’re holding.  So, first, we need to separate by decks into the antipope cards and—whatever these are…” she stuck her tongue out in disgust.

“Antipope?!”  Penny’s eyes widened, and she looked like she wanted to drop the cards before they scalded her hands.  Even Chas looked startled, to recognize what she meant.

“Let’s discuss basic symbology,” she mocked, holding up one card.  “I’m from a Muslim culture where even the Christians aren’t Catholics, and even I recognize it.  Triple crown and crossed keys?  Pope.  Pentagram and goat’s head?   Not pope.  That’s one set, and it’s the antipope.  Put it over here, in different piles by what size they are.”  Then, as the girls began following her example, she held up a card from a different deck.  “Serican coin and weird flower/sea monster/thing—” Penny didn’t understand the odd emphasis on the word ‘thing,’ but Chas, familiar with the slang term, did.

Chas was surprised by something else.  “Saracen money?”

“Not ‘Saracen.’  Which is ignorant and insulting, by the way,” Esmeray pointed out.  “‘Serican.’  Eastern.  Chinese.”

“I don’t think ‘Serican’ is any more accurate than ‘Saracen,’” Penny began, before seeing Esmeray’s expression and immediately shutting her mouth, finally beginning to realize that as was so often the case, her thoughts were neither welcome nor, in the eyes of her audience, relevant.

“It is her putrid thing!” Esmeray announced in triumph, then clarified:  “What is it called, the corrupt fruit?  Medlar!  Her symbol, the broken-hearted medlar.”

That’s what it is!”  Penny sounded relieved to have an identification, and thus a proper place, for it in her mind.

“Well… kind-of,” Chastity and Esmeray snickered.  And Chastity elbowed her good-naturedly.  “Virgin.”

Pseudo-virgin at best, I think,” Esmeray corrected meanly.  And then, seeing Penny’s confused expression, holding the card in front of her face and pointing to the sea-monster-rotten-fruit, clarified about the image:  “It’s what your sister had her face buried in half an hour ago.  Don’t you think?”

Penny turned pink.  Apparently she did think.

“Finally, the candle flickers to light,” Esmeray shook her head.  “Having met Eleanor and Frances, I can only agree with Her Majesty that you two are ill-prepared for your assigned profession.”  And seeing their confusion, she elaborated:  “Those two are unshockable and compliant as slaves should be,” she spat.  “If you consider yourselves ill-used, wait until you’ve worked with them.”  Then she turned her attention back to the cards:  “They’re endless.  Why does she have so many?  Penny—keep sorting by size and deck with me.  Chas—start with the smallest cards… the medlar-coin cards, I think, we look to have more of them—and start sorting them by suit.”

“What are ‘suits’?”  Penny asked curiously, prompting Esmeray and Chas to look at one another in astonishment.

Their qahramanah explained:  “Every card has a shape on it.”  She pointed to something that looked not entirely dissimilar from the rotten medlar, without the tendrils or the tear down the middle.  “These red shapes are hearts.  All the hearts go in one pile.  Then the dark-green diamonds go in another pile.  And so on.”

Seeing Chas throw different suits in the same pile, Esmeray frowned at her.  “What are you doing?  I thought you knew something about cards.”

“Getting rid of the extras, Mistress?” she answered uncertainly.

“What ‘extras’?!”

“Diamonds, hearts, clubs, spades.  There are four suits, although the colors are wrong.  And they’re all scratched.”  And then she indicated the pile with the cards that didn’t have one of those four symbols.  “Extras!”

“Those aren’t ‘extras,’” she explained, exasperated.  “This isn’t France or England.  It’s Hell. The deck has nine suits here.  The four you’re familiar with, the Triumphs—” she held up a card with a crown that looked suspiciously like a tiara with the same tendrils as the rotten medlar  “—and the other regular suits:  coins, swords, chalices, and wands.  And they’re not scratches; they’re trigrams.”

“Why did they add all these suits?”

“These are actually the old suits.  Mamluk decks—Egyptian Mamluks, who are Turkish Muslims,” she added, confusing Chas, but with a trace of loyalty, “introduced you Christian savages to cards, as the Muslim world has introduced you to every form of civilization.  These are our suits.”

“Actually, they’re our suits,” a new voice added with contempt, as Hong, accompanied by another stunningly gorgeous Chinese girl, about Esmeray’s age or a bit younger, equally composed and meticulously dressed but with visibly less confidence than Hong, surprised them, slipping in between Penny and Chas and immediately helping to sort cards.  Behind the two newcomers, they saw Fang hugging and greeting the other demons.  Both girls shifted, obviously affected by the seductive, elegant perfection of Fang’s qahramanat.

“Excuse me?!” Esmeray bristled.

Ignoring her for a moment, Hong introduced her companion:  “This is my apprentice, Huifen.”  With a no-nonsense look at the two English girls, she clarified:  “You will address her as you would address Esmeray and I, and treat her with the same respect.”

“Yes, Mistress,” the girls answered nervously.

“My Domina heard about the wager and insisted we come immediately so she can add Huifen to the bet.”  Finally turning her attention back to Esmeray, she smiled patronizingly and explained:  “It is the great chain of knowledge.  As with all civilization, printing and cards were invented in China.  The Anxi and Tianzhu barbarians learned about cards from us, but were too stupid to understand the correct names of the suits, which are Chinese currency.  Ignorant of proper money, they confused the strings with clubs, the myriads with cups, and the tens of myriads with wands.  I suppose we should be grateful they were at least able to recognize the coins!”

Huifen laughed dutifully and convincingly, revealing her excellent training at the same time as her perfect teeth.  Her Arabic was as fluent as all of the other jawari:  “One out of four.  Not bad for barbarians, I suppose.”

“The Anxi and Tianzhu barbarians then threw the table-scraps remaining after they had tried to digest civilization to the Huanqian animal hides—” her nod towards Esmeray, outraging her, made it clear she was referring to Turks “—who degraded them further, before the gwailou savages—” with a gesture towards the girls, accepting half of Esmeray’s terminology for them “—picked up in amazement the dung deposited in front of them, all that remained of the great civilization, deposited behind the Huanqian.”

Hong looked inordinately pleased with herself for managing to offend everyone at the table besides herself and Huifen by making it clear the Turks and Europeans were regarded as not just barbarians, but second- and third-tier barbarians, respectively.

“If they’re so degraded, why do your masters use them?” Penny asked—almost, but not quite, pulling off a pretended innocent confusion.

Esmeray confessed, smothering a grin rather badly, but better than Chastity:  “Princess, I confess I’m not just shocked, but—for the first time yet—find myself actually delighted by your impertinence.”

Penny blushed and bowed her head, focusing intently on the cards, as Hong gave her a glance making it clear Hong was not delighted—if not, quite, entirely unimpressed.  “Doubtless that’s why they added the trigrams in.  They’re Taoist.  Chinese.  To make the suits recognizable to civilized people again.”  Hong attempted to keep Penny in her place, but spoiled that when she accidentally met Esmeray’s eyes and the two of them exchanged the slightest twitch of amusement.  “I too am astonished to hear such insolence from the limp rag doll of a third-rate barbarian tribe,” Hong confessed.  “Perhaps I should allow for a bit more from her than I’ve been expecting.  What’s gotten into her today?”

“I think she’s stinging.  Her Majesty has just now challenged her to prove it at cards if she has any scrap of courage or…” Esmeray frowned.

“‘Yang?’” Huifen suggested, with a judgmental glance at the girls.

“I suppose.”

“Perhaps she does,” Hong conceded.  “But the real test will be whether she can show her little horn—if she has one—in front of them.”  None of the humans doubted whom she meant.

“We’ll see.  Here—do you have a full set of the hearts yet?” Esmeray asked Chas, after enjoying Penny’s withering for only a second or two.

“I should think so,” Huifen answered.

“Why would there be more hearts?” Chas asked, baffled.

“Because they’re Channah’s suit.  Well—the suit of the Court of Lust.  Of course,” Esmeray frowned as if it were the most-obvious thing ever.

Her suit?”  Chas asked, quickly recognizing a second problem “But why—and even if it were—you need all the suits to play cards, don’t you?”

Hong and Esmeray exchanged an odd look.  “Maybe,” Esmeray allowed, and then held her finger up to Penny the instant her mouth began to open.  “No!  We’re not starting that again!”

“The cards aren’t even numbered,” Chas admitted reluctantly.

“They certainly are.  Right by the suits.”  Huifen, seated closest to her, pointed.

“That’s not a number.  It’s the symbol for Mercury,” Penny protested, then frowned.  “Or quicksilver.  And I don’t even recognize this—pinwheel—”

“That’s Mara,” Hong and Esmeray answered as one.  With a slight bow, Hong deferred to Esmeray, who after all was the girls’ trainer, and Esmeray continued:  “They’re all numbers.  Mara is nought.  Mercury is Cinque.  Star is Set.  And so on.”

“That doesn’t make any sense—” Penny began, only to be stopped again when Esmeray held up her finger for silence and snapped:  “Accept!” before finding, and showing them, the complete set of 14 Hearts.

“Nought… Cinque…” Chas mumbled, as Huifen read them all out in order.

“I’ll just sort the Triumphs, shall I?”  Esmeray smirked.  “I presume you don’t know those numbers either?”

“No, Mistress,” Chas looked miserable.

“Think of them as Roman numerals.  I is 1 and S is 6.”

“This one—the ‘Fool’—doesn’t even have a number.  Just a dash,” Penny burst out, pointing to the Fool, before anybody could stop her.

“No, it doesn’t,” Esmeray smiled narrowly.  “It’s a wild card. But treat it as a 22.”

Penny, who did not like feeling stupid, struggled to keep her composure.  “A ‘wild’ card, Domina?”

“A card that, depending on the game, is given special powers.”

“We should probably teach them the basic rules so they don’t slow down the game,” Hong suggested, demonstrating as she spoke:  “It’s a trick-taking game.  The starter plays a card and everyone else has to follow suit—this example it’s spades.  And the highest-ranked spade played, wins the trick.  If a player doesn’t have a spade, but they have a triumph, they have to play it; and the highest trump wins the suit.”

“What if they don’t have a spade or a trump?”

“Then they have to play a card from another suit—even though it can’t possibly win,” Esmeray demonstrated by setting a wand on top of Hong’s spade.  “It’s called a throwaway.  At the end of the deal, everyone counts up their points.  One point per trick plus the value of the cards in their hands.  Face cards and Bouts—the Fool, the I, and the XXI of Triumphs—are worth points.  Nothing else.  The starter and the deal move left.”

Chas frowned.  “But surely the starter is the dealer?”

“Not in Perdition.  Because only humans can deal.”

“WHAT did you call it?!”  Penny asked, shocked.

“I think you heard me,” Hong laughed.  “But it’s just a name, silly.  Don’t start wringing your hands.  But the real fun of the game are—”

At that moment, there was another surge of noise near the door that distracted them all, as Kadidia and Judas entered, with retainers of their own crowding in behind them.

Channah, laughing, told Haruka, who was hovering in the doorway:  “Find your fellow gwailou and go secure yourselves in the honeycomb.  I’m going to seal the door again in five minutes, not a second longer!  And if any of you are still in the Lodge, you’ll regret it!”

“Yes, Domina!” Haruka shouted and bowed, before bolting from the room, already calling at the top of her lungs for the housecleaner.

Judas was clapping, looking pleased.  “I love it darling!  We’re to have all of Tlalitlen Ichtaka for our Lodge?”

Channah shrugged.  “Why not?  I certainly don’t want anyone else to come barging in here!”  Then she looked over at Esmeray, making an expression of mock-embarrassment:  “I don’t quite know how to say this, Esmeray dear, but I’m not quite sure I intended to invite this many people!  I hate to ask, but… you’re a bit of a nun, aren’t you?”

Esmeray looked at her quizzically.  “I’m not… sure… I’d describe myself that way, Your Majesty.  I—”

Channah and most of the other demons laughed—not to wound, to be sure; but not quite respectfully, either.  Esmeray, feeling the insult, stiffened and reddened slightly, as Channah clarified:  “I’m sorry dear, what I was trying to ask is—you don’t have any… lovers in the room, do you?”

Managing to keep her face almost blank, and continue conversing in a neutral, if slightly flat, tone, she answered:  “I prefer my own company, Your Majesty.”

“The girl has obviously never been entertained by me,” Judas rolled his eyes, provoking another wave of laughter among the succubae.

“You’re a lucky beast, aren’t you?” Húanglóng roared genially, grinning at Judas.  “I’ve thought it before, I can assure you.”

“Undoubtedly, Your Majesty,” Judas bowed toward the Dragon King, “For which I am eternally grateful.  But in what respect…”

Húanglóng laughed loudly.  “It’s all I can think about, and you take it for granted:  you’re outnumbered by a factor of what, 7-to-1, by females of your kind!  I love the camaraderie my Dragon brothers and I enjoy very much, but in matters of love…”

Their byplay was fortuitous, because it distracted everyone from Esmeray’s reaction to Judas’s boastful remark, which would not have flattered him.  Penny, observed only by Hong and Chas, reached her hand out towards Esmeray, hesitated, and then with utmost gentleness, patted her reassuringly like he was trying to soothe a baby having a nightmare without waking her up.  Even so, she tensed and glanced up sharply before nodding and relaxing again.  Penny’s hand was withdrawn before Channah, smiling, turned back towards them and continued addressing her:  “If you want to wait with the servants in the Honeycomb, you may.  But if you want to stay, it will have to be as part of a team.  So you’ll need to at least kiss someone—really kiss them—you could imagine settling into a long-term partnership or co-habitation with—”

Whereupon Esmeray, promptly but without hurrying, surprised Channah, the girls, everyone else, and quite possibly herself, by taking Chas and Penny by the hair and tugging them close enough to her to force her tongue inside each one’s mouth, just for a moment, and touch her lips to theirs, before pulling away, letting go of their hair, and looking at Channah with a combination of defiance and embarrassment while the girls stared at her in astonishment, exactly where she had left them.  While the demons laughed and made inappropriate—and to anyone who knew Esmeray, inapplicable—aren’t-they-mushy noises, Esmeray shrugged briefly and explained:  “Is that sufficient?  If I must choose my society to participate, they’re quite harmless.”

Channah applauded her with an intrigued, impressed look, and with sparkling, questioning eyes that promised future mischief to anyone who knew Channah.  “You could imagine a life with them?”

“If they’re respectful and make themselves useful, certainly.”

“But… what of affection?  Of sex?”

She thought carefully for a moment, before answering, with cold glances at each shocked, open-mouthed girl:  “Because of what they still have between their legs, I would enjoy their misery at being forced to accept their things are nothing but leftover, useless meat that will never defile a woman again.”

The room exploded with applause and whoops of acclimation.  “Bravo!”  “Hear hear!”

When Channah could speak, she allowed:  “Then in answer to your question, that’s enough… for now.”  Then, her eyes narrowing dangerously:  “And you could refrain from, say, killing your little ginger girl in a fit of… passion?”

A sharp color rose to Esmeray’s cheeks even as her eyebrows rose in startlement.  Stumbling a bit, she managed:  “Yes, of course, Your Majesty.  She—they—mean nothing to me.  They—we—are yours.”  Penny, wide-eyed and suspicious, watched the interchange, her eyes darting back and forth between them, knowing she was missing something, but not quite sure what it was.  With or without understanding, it was unsettling.

 “Hong my dear, Chastity is an experienced card player,” something in her tone managing to suggest the exact contrary of her own words.  “But I’m not sure Penny even knows what a card is.  Can you please make certain she knows how to shuffle before we start?  

“I will, Domina,” Hong bowed her head in acknowledgement; and then raised her eyes to make sure Channah had already moved her attention onto the humans who had arrived with Kadidia, instructing them to make sure everyone had plenty of wine and food.  Only when she was sure Channah was done with her did she speak quietly to Esmeray.  “I think we’d better assemble two decks, don’t you?”

“At least?” she answered uncertainly, pointing and counting heads around the table under her breath.

“As I was saying,” Hong resumed, commanding the girls’ attention, “the real fun comes in the rule changes and the stakes.  Here, look at this.”  She took some medium-sized cards no one was soting, straightened them up, and split them into two approximately-equal piles, taking each pile in one hand held by her thumb and her ring finger with her index fingers pushing down on the middle of each pile.  “See how I’m holding these?”

“Yes, Mistress,” Penny nodded.

“Shuffling is mixing up the cards so nobody knows what order they’re in.  You have to keep them face down like this at all times so no one—not you, not anyone else in the Lodge—can see any of the card faces while you shuffle them.  I shuffle like this.”  She demonstrated.  “Do you see?”

“Yes, Mistress.”

“I’m going to show you again,” she told her.  “Watch again.”

Huifen laughed, pressing her fingertips to her mouth as if she were trying to keep them closed.

“You try,” she handed the cards to Penny, who took them awkwardly and began trying to manage them with her hands. 

She raised an inquisitive eyebrow to Huifen, who explained:  “Penny’s going to be in trouble if they play Pretty Please.”

Hong smiled slyly, reaching forward to help Penny adjust her hands on the cards.  She felt Penny tense at her touch, and shift uncomfortably, aware of Hong’s gaze.  Only after a long moment did she finally dare to flutter up her azure eyes to meet Hong’s gaze.  “Huifen thinks you’re staring at my legs.”  Penny turned pink, as if the flap on a bullseye lantern had been pulled aside, and both women laughed at her discomfiture.  “That could get you in trouble in the game.  Best keep your eyes on the cards, jariya.”  But she didn’t adjust her dress or uncross her legs, leaving the high slit on her cheongsam open as it lay, revealing the long, graceful curve of her thigh and even the beginning of her hips, that had gotten little Penny into trouble.

As Penny practiced shuffling, trying to keep her eyes on what she was doing, Channah clapped her hands over hear head, all of them feeling a ripple of—something—passing them, and called loudly:  “The door is shut and the Lodge is WHAT?!” 

Grinning like fools, all the demons clapped their hands, triggering a much stronger wave that almost had the force of a gust of wind, roaring:  “Convened by the fiends!

“Then let’s throw down!”  Channah completed the little ritual as the room erupted with applause.

Several people hollered:  “Let the cards fall as they may!”

Húanglóng snorted:  “And all you losers get ready to pay!” earning a round of groans and boos as Channah began loudly counting off the players: 

“Húanglóng and I have to play, because we already have a bet—it’s the whole reason for this game!  And obviously, Fang, Judas, and Kadidia must play, since I accidentally sort-of invited them to do so.  Needless to say, my cherished ladies must have seats because they brought Húanglóng and started this whole party!  Which means, since it would be rude to leave an odd demon out, it practically goes without saying Tifaret shall make our eighth!”

The demons all burst out laughing, and Hong—also in on the joke, whatever it was—smirked, meeting her companions’ confused eyes before landing her gaze on Penny’s worried one.  Hong laughed, briefly, quietly, and just a bit nastily, nodding at Penny to confirm what she suspected.

“Oh dear, that won’t work at all, will it?” Channah lamented, looking concerned.  “Tifaret, dear… is there any chance you have any lovers at the table?”  The demons and Hong all laughed again.  “Soooo…. Let’s see.  Kadidia, Judas, and Fang were all thoughtful enough to bring their lovers with them.  And my daaaaahling Húanglóng has had the cheek to challenge me for my jawari, so he doesn’t get any teammates.”

Everyone roared as Húanglóng admitted, his voice distorted by a tube in his lips which extended from a gold bulb carved with pornographic images of serpents fornicating with humanoids that caused even Chas’s jaw to drop, let alone Penny’s:  “She has a point.  And I am confident I will be taking most of your lovers home with me—” everyone razzed him back at the challenge “—so you can play cards with them now, and tonight I’ll play with them however I please.” 

The game hadn’t even started yet and it was obvious from the frequency of their drinks and that  the newcomers were all making heroic progress catching up with their host’s honeymoon party.  Nor did anyone from the honeymoon party seem to be slowing down except Esmeray and Penny.  Everyone else was, if anything, speeding up.

“Oh you have to lose, you bastard!” Channah planted a sloppy kiss on him before continuing:  “Ooh light one for me, honey?  Rivqah and M—”

“Jacob!” Rivqah shouted, leaning close to the King, piling what looked like stems and leaves into a gold bowl that the Dragon King seemed to set alight with a touch of his fingers, before attaching it to a lid with a similar tube to create a bulbed device similar to the King’s.

“Big George!” Miriam shouted at the same time.

Tifaret tried and failed to look offended as she stood up and began walking around toward Channah.

“My dear, you do look a bit familiar.  Have we fucked?”  Channah asked, as Tifaret bent over her, holding her head a bit impertinently, and made out with her for a moment.

“You and every other player, dahling,” Tifaret drawled, sitting down immediately behind Channah and reaching around her to stroke her nipples through her dress, diverting one hand to hijack the gold dragon bong meant for Channah.

“Jacob!” Rivqah called, snapping her finger peremptorily and gesturing behind her as she nodded at Tifaret.  “Mind Tifaret closely, get over here, and follow her excellent example!”

“George!” Miriam cried, pronouncing it “Jo-warj!”, raising her arm and pointing behind her.  “You heard her!”

Everyone not already seated at the table began moving behind their players except the suddenly-isolated Esmeray and her jawari.  “Shit!” Chas cursed under her breath, realizing what Penny and Esmeray had already figured out.

Purring from Tifaret’s attentions, Channah mock-gasped:  “Look there!  We have an empty seat!  And a good thing, too, because we need a dealer, don’t we?”

“So forgetful lovahgirl,” Tifaret nuzzled the back of her neck. 

Penny drew a deep breath, set her jaw, and rose, heading grimly toward the table, her nostrils twitching as she caught the faint tendrils of the incense rising from the gold bulbs being passed around the table.  It was at once floral, faintly sweet, smoky, and rancid.  The others, as they caught sight of her approaching before being called, whooped and clapped.

Judas mocked:  “She’s as cocky as a rooster!  And here you led me to believe she was meek and mild and knew her place!”

“I’m sure it’s the wine,” Channah suggested.  “You’re not the only human here, Princess.  What makes you think that seat is for you?”

Penny paused behind the empty spot, Fang to her left and Kadidia to her right, without answering or even looking at Channah, and the entire table erupted again.  Hong briefly and quietly placed her hand on Penny’s back, surprising her, imitating the gesture she had seen Penny give Esmeray before.

“Oh, of course it’s your place, sweetie—stop pouting and sit!” Channah gestured for her to sit.  “You should be honored!  Your qahramanah could have kissed anyone here and I’m sure they would have let her, but she chose you!”

“I am grateful,” Penny responded honestly.  “And I’m sorry, qahramanah—”

“I knew what I was doing,” Esmeray answered her quietly, sitting down on one of the benches behind Penny.  “You’re my jawari.  I’m your qahramanah.  Who else was I going to pick?”

“And Chas honey, I could pretend I was about to offer you a choice—” Channah paused until the ripple of laughter quieted back down “—but first of all, somebody has to add some cheer to that… pocket of dourness—” she gestured at Esmeray and Penny “and second, you brought Penny kicking and screaming into this game, so you kind of owe it to her to stick with her and help her,” Channah pointed out, as Penny regarded her sister in accusing agreement and Chas looked stricken.

“I’m sorry, Penny.  It seemed like such a fun idea!” Chastity apologized. 

“It always does,” Miriam agreed.

“I really thought you’d enjoy it…” Chas continued.

“We’ve all been there!” Judas shook his head ruefully, provoking more laughter.

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Hong explains the Succubaean Rules of Perdition to Esmeray and her jawari as follows:

BASIC RULES

  • Deck—Uses the Chthonic Tarot, aka The Infernal Tarot.  For playing (not divining) purposes, it is essentially a standard Tarot deck with 3 changes:
    • Face cards reordered to put women on top (KingsQueensCavaliersJacks to QKJC);
    • More regular cards (8 standard suits instead of 4);
    • Renumbering and renaming:  pip cards shifted by 1, from 1-10 to 0-9; face cards renamed QPharaoh, KHuángdì, JSultanah, and CRajah; and trump card numbering changed from base-10 (decimal) to base-6 (senary).

Only suits and ranks are relevant to play.  As in the Sixteenth Century, Pharaohs are high and naughts are low.  “The Bouts” are 3 special trump cards:  the Fool, I, and SSSIII. 

  • Object—Win each trick, hand, and game.  Pharaohs and Bouts 4 points; Huángdìs 3 points; Sultanahs 2 points; Rajahs and each trick won, 1 point; other cards 0.
  • Teams—2 to 8 (or more if you can find the cards), comprised of one player (mandatory) and their lovers (optional).  The teams agree ahead-of-time whose consent is required to bind their team.
  • Lodge—Team members must be present (“resident”) in the lodge (a physical space, not a banker).  No one else is allowed inside, and no one can enter or leave during the game.
  • Duration—The game starts once the number of deals is agreed, and lasts until all stakes have been delivered and everyone is sober (unless all teams agree to stop earlier)
  • Caste—Every resident is equal in the game, except only humans can shuffle, cut, or deal; it is bad form for high-caste residents to stake lower-caste teammates disproportionately
  • Stakes—Each team must agree on new stakes binding through the end of the game, before each deal.  Stakes binding every team alike are encouraged, but each team need only agree to stakes that put at least one of their members at risk from at least one other team.   Teams encouraged but not required to lay stakes each deal that are dependent on a per-trick, per-deal, and per-game basis
  • First Deal
    • The dealer and starter determined separately and randomly; player to left of starter cuts. Dealer deals out all cards with remainder to the starter, who can discard and replace any from her hand except she cannot discard the Pharaohs or Bouts.
    • Starter places a suit card on the table. No one can lead a Triumph card until one has been played.
    • Each player (moving counterclockwise) must follow with one card of that suit.  Highest card of the lead suit wins
    • Players who cannot follow suit and have a Triumph, must play a Triumph.  Whenever a Triumph is played, the highest Triumph always takes the trick.
    • Players who cannot follow suit or play a Trump must play a throwaway card
    • Trick winner keeps the cards face-down and leads the next trick.  Trick losers deliver stakes.
    • Teams tally their scores; deal losers deliver their stakes.
  • Successive Deals—Teams agree on modifications to the basic rules.  Modifications are strongly encouraged every turn.  The deal and the start separately move counter-clockwise to the next eligible human and player, respectively.

CHANNAH’S FAVORITE RULE MODIFICATIONS AND VARIANTS

Players are encouraged to modify rules in as disruptive and confusing a pattern as possible to force the maximum number of player errors.

  • Dragon King—Once this variant is agreed upon, the starter of each deal (starting immediately) can unilaterally change and add rules at the beginning of each deal.
  • Queen Channah—Once this variant is agreed upon, the starter of each deal (starting immediately) can unilaterally add per-trick, per-deal, and per-game stakes and stakes at the beginning of each deal, if and only if the stakes apply to each resident equally and all residents can fully discharge their stakes before leaving the lodge without suffering an injury greater than normal wear and tear; e.g., nicks and bruises are okay but not much more, and the maximum amount of money at stake cannot be greater than the amount held inside the lodge by the resident with the least money.
  • Playing the Fool—The Fool can be played once.  It cannot win a trick, but the playing team keeps it and its points; except if that team wins no tricks, the points go to the trick winner.
    • The Excuse—When playing the Fool, the player must make an excuse for their behavior before letting go of the card, or it goes to the trick winner
    • Use Me or Lose MeIf the Fool is played in any of the last three rounds, the winner of the trick gets the points for it.
  • Avenging Angel—Judgment SSSII takes World SSSIII
  • The Joker—10 point bonus if the Magician takes the last hand.
  • See Something Say Something—Special per-event stakes are agreed for every time a resident misses a cue, is slow to respond to a cue, or responds in error.  Teams are encouraged to require a different language for each verbal response.  Suggestions:
    • Royal Stooge—Whenever an off-suit face card is played on a Pharaoh or Huángdì of the lead suit, everyone except the off-suit-card-player shouts “Treason!”
    • Laughing Boy—When the Rajah of Diamonds is played (or otherwise becomes visible), everyone has to laugh heartily.
    • Fuck the Pope—Whenever IIIII-The High Priest is played, before the player releases it, either that player or one of their lovers (but only one person) must mutter a barely-discernable curse or disparagement of a specific religious leader.
    • Johnny Sausage—If any player tries to play I-Magician, and another player can be the first to shout “Johnny Sausage!” (or “Gimmee Hanswurst!”) before the card is positioned and the player has released it, the shouter captures the Magician and the right to play it without interference later in the same hand, and the person losing the Magician has to play a different card instead.  The shouter gets the points for it.
    • Hail Channah—Before letting go of their card, anyone playing the Pharaoh of Hearts or the Pharaoh of Spades has to recite lengthy sycophantic praise for, or pine graphically and at length for, the Queen of Lust, e.g., “Hail Channah, the baddest bitch of them all, Hell lies at your perfect feet.  Cursed art thou among demons, and cursed is the foul medlar of thy womb, Lust.  Unholy Channah, Queen of Hell, chastise all men for their lust, now and after their deaths.”  Players are encouraged to prohibit reusing sycophantic phrasing.
  • French Scoring—Each player’s score is adjusted based on the number of Bouts they have at the end of the deal.  Where Z = the number of players in the game, players with 0 Bouts subtract 4+Z from their final score; players with 1 Bout subtract (4+Z)/2; players with 2 add (4+Z)/2; and players with all 3 add 4+Z.
  • Fitty Piece—Whenever a player plays an off-suit (throwaway) card, any or all of their own lover(s) may (but need not) call “gimmee fitty bitch!”  Without affecting any other stakes or teams, i.e., in addition to the normal operation of the game, the team forfeits the game, but each “Judas” wins triple the trick and game stakes riding on that trick, from the player, regardless of whether that player agreed to all the riding stakes or not.
  • Repent at Leisure—Any resident who catches another player staring at them or any of their team mates (except if they are watching a player who is actively taking their turn) may require the starer to disclose what—other than the game—was foremost in their mind at that moment, and then prescribe a 2-5 word phrase describing their thought(s) every time they play for the rest of the game.
    • Pretty Please—If the thought involves another resident, the player (called a “beggar”) has to ask that resident to help them every time they say it.  The resident is under no obligation to agree, but if they do, the beggar cannot refuse their help, with any reasonable accommodation they request.
  • Jeannerie—Pip-card order remains unchanged for the phallic suits (Wands, Clubs, Spades, Swords = PHSR9876543210 or QKJC1098765432A), but changes for the distaff suits (Cups, Hearts, Diamonds, Coins = PS0123456789RH or QJA2345678910CK).
  • Secret Admirer—In any game with 5+3x players the starter may name the Pharaohs of 1+x suits before seeing the leftover cards.  Any person holding a named Pharaoh becomes the secret partner of the starter (meaning no one can signal to any member of any other team, whether they are or are not partners, except by what their card plays reveal).
    • Palace Intrigue—Combine Secret Admirer with Fitty Piece.
    • Berserker—If the starter names only Pharaohs already in her own hand, she gets triple points for winning that deal.
  • Succubaean Wedding—Before the first card is played, a player holding the Pharaoh and Huángdì of Hearts/Spades may show them to the other players and declare a sweet/spicy marriage.  Each marriage adds 5 times the number of players to its holder’s score.
    • Queen of Spades—When a team with a spicy marriage plays their Pharaoh, the first team to (legally) play any Rajah on top of her wins that trick and the points for the spicy marriage.  For the rest of the game, the rank order of all the phallic suits (Wands, Clubs, Spades, Swords) changes to RPS0123456789H (or CQJA2345678910K).  Point values do not change.
      • Helmet QoS—As Queen of Spades, but any player with at least two distaff (Cups, Hearts, Diamonds, Coins) Pharaohs still in their hand and/or in their pile of tricks may slap a Rajah placed on top of a married Pharaoh and shout “Helmet!” or “Respect!”, then show their Pharaohs to the other players.  The first player to do this wins the trick and the spicy marriage points instead of the Rajah player.  For the rest of the game, the rank order of all phallic suits (Wands, Clubs, Spades, Swords) changes to PS0123456789RH (or QJA2345678910CK).
    • Cuck the King—Same as Queen of Spades, except that playing any Rajah, the Devil, or the Sun on top of either married Pharaoh transfers the points for their marriage and that trick; and for the remaining deals, marriage points are replaced by cuckoldress points for holding a Pharaoh of Hearts or Spades.
      • Helmet CtK—As Cuck the King, but any player with at least two distaff (Cups, Hearts, Diamonds, Coins) Pharaohs in their hand and/or in their pile of tricks may slap a Rajah, Devil, or Sun placed on top of a married Pharaoh and shout “Helmet!” or “Respect!”, then show their Pharaohs to the other players.  The first player to do this wins the trick and the spicy marriage points instead of the Rajah player.  For the rest of the game, the rank order of all phallic suits (Wands, Clubs, Spades, Swords) changes to PS0123456789RH (or QJA2345678910CK).
    • JollyRajah—Same as Succubaean Wedding, except that it is players with Pharaoh-Rajah combinations in Hearts and Spades who can earn points for declaring sweet and spicy marriages; and the rank order of all regular suits is PRS012345678H (or QCJA2345678910K).  Rajahs earn 3 points and Huángdìs earn 1.
  • Húanglóng’s Inguinal Hernia—The following wild cards have the following powers:
CardDescriptionNameTranslation
S ♠️beats everythingKarnöffel*Inguinal Hernia
7 ♠️beats everyting but S of ♠️ IFF led to a trick.  It may not be played to startTeufel; Böse 7Devil; Naughty 7
6 ♠️beats everything but S, 7 of ♠️Papst*Pope
2 ♠️beats everything but S, 6-7 of  ♠️Kaiser*Emperor
3 ♠️beats everything but S, A, 6-7 of ♠️ & P of any suitBardeBard
4 ♠️beats everything but S, A, 3, 6-7 of ♠️ & P, H of any suitHerzogDuke
5 ♠️beats everything but S, A, 3-4, 6-7 of ♠️ & P, H, C of any suitRitterKnight

*aka Pharaoh-beaters (Pharaonentecher)                                    

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