PREVIOUSLY:  Two traumatized boys residing on the militarized Southern border of the Pale, Char and Pen, accompanied by Char’s governess Sindonie and her son Ollie, have just been given into the care of “Mother” Phillipa and the Augustinian nuns who operate Charite Hous, the only orphanage in the Pale.  In their first 12 hours at the orphanage they have fought, talked, and been beaten with their new fellows.  And after doing her best for her charges, Sindonie must also think of herself.  NOW:

Their first day of classes—after the regrettable beating that began the morning—was a success.   Oliver was not too interested at first, but started to enjoy what was—for him—strictly a refresher course in letters, counting, and English when his mother proposed a game:  Oliver playing the teacher.  The boys seemed to find it hilarious, and Sindonie, with the germ of an idea, or perhaps a concern, in her mind, very consciously encouraged Char and Pen to help Oliver teach themselves.

In the afternoon, Sindonie and Brother Griffin agreed there was little to be gained by making Oliver sit through a few hours of Greek before returning to his knight training.  He agreed Sindonie could give him the run of the parts of Christ Church and the Holy Trinity Within that were accessible to the public. 

Sindonie wasn’t that interested in Greek, either.  But she knew she would need to understand at least a bit of it to help the boys and be effective in her job.  It also crossed her mind that rarity was a source of value, and if Brother Griffin was the only person in Ireland to know ancient Greek, it implied there could be some value to the knowledge.  With somewhat muddled purpose, she endured the first day with Char, the two of them exchanging dubious and skeptical looks every time Brother Griffin said something that sounded weird—which was pretty often, since he seemed to be suggesting that Latin—which both of them knew already, and they had been taught was the language of the Bible—had actually developed after Greek, and that parts of the Bible had been originally written in Greek, or translated to Latin from Greek, even if they had originally been in Hebrew or a language Char and Sindonie had never heard of before called Aramaic.

For some reason, Char seemed to find it particularly funny that “P” turned into “Rho” and Psi looked like a candelabra.  Sindonie tried to keep both of them engaged in the lesson with Pen, without frustrating Brother Griffin too much.  She could tell that sometimes, he seemed to positively want to find problems with the idea of teaching their motley crew Greek—she thought it was because it upset some very fixed and fusty old notions of propriety he had—while also finding that he was excited and enjoying himself, even if he wasn’t prepared to admit it.  One sight of poor Char’s back, bottom, and thighs (Sindonie checked his bandages and wounds after every divine office), and Griffin seemed to get a lot more sympathetic towards the boy, showing him great patience, even impressed with him for being able to show any kind of interest or demonstrate any degree of concentration when he was suffering so much.

When they were finished, Sindonie, somewhat nervously, was thinking about the least-suspicious ways to propose that Char and Pen search the cathedral and other churches while she search the remaining areas.  But mercifully, when they exited the library at Holy Trinity Priory, they found Oliver in the cloister, crouched on top of a square plank, helping a skinny, middle-aged man in the robes of an Augustinian religious brother who was sawing the end of it at a 45 degree angle along a diagonal line from corner to corner.

They all watched curiously, not wanting to interrupt until the task was complete.  After sawing the last of it, the brother scanned the surface he had just cut with a critical eye, finally nodding with a begrudging respect.  “What do you think?” He asked Oliver.

“Very smooth, Friar James; but I think it still needs to be sanded… here….” Oliver pointed with fingers of both his hands, indicating a region of the cut.

“Your eye is as steady as your hand, young man.  I would suggest wood should always be sanded after cutting, as a matter of course, when you’re talking about weight-bearing architecture and decorations for a religious building.  And I like to make everything I build as close to perfection as I can as a mere human.  We are working with the body of living things, the trees.  And it makes me feel like—” He looked up toward the sky, as if seeking inspiration there, instead spotting the boys and their governess.  “I am following as closely as I can, in God’s footsteps,” he finished, and then smiled at the new arrivals.  “I’m Brother James, the Priory carpenter.”

“It’s so amazing, mother!”  Oliver positively gushed—for a child as calm and reserved as Oliver usually was— “Look how he cut these two lengths of wood… just here… with these sharp angles, so they hold together, even before gluing the wood!”

“That’s… very impressive,” she managed to nod, hoping she sounded half as enthusiastic as she was trying to.

“No one does that in Wrathdown… or Skremen.” 

“I’m sure they don’t,” she agreed, smiling back at Brother James.  “Thank you for showing this to my son.”

“It’s my pleasure and duty,” the brother assured her.  “Carpentry is the Lord’s work.” 

She gave him a sharp look, decided he understood what he was saying was funny, and smirked until he smirked back.  “So it is,” she allowed.  “Will you be working here again tomorrow?”

“For several more days, I expect.”

“Then we may see you again.”

“I hope so!”

Midnight.  Or so said the city watch, passing by in the street, scaring her senseless.

She had awoken in a cold sweat, gasping with fear at the nightmare visions of burning and branding and hell that she had suffered.

She forced herself to lie still for several minutes, confirming she heard the steady breathing of Mother Phillipa and at least one of the two duty sisters sharing the third bed. 

Quietly slipping from her own canopy bed, and carefully pulling the curtains closed behind her to discourage anyone checking on whether she was there, she crept to the door—which fortunately, Mother Phillipa left open at night to better hear any disruptions like the one that had brought her running the previous night.  She moved silently to the stairs and down them, 1-2-3-, willing them to be silent.  She chided herself for not having paid any attention to noises on her previous transits up and down the stairs as each step was another exercise in suspense:  4-5-6-7-she-skipped-8-straight-to-9-and-then-cringed-as-she-landed-on-it-with-a-slight-noise.  Freezing and making a face, she eventually resumed her downward circle, waiting for one of the wooden landings to surprise her with a creak or squeal she might not have noticed in the chaos of daytime at the orphanage, but that might sound like a thunderclap in the silent night.  But she dared not to try and skip any more steps in the dark.

Her next scare came just after passing the second floor, on stair number 20:  she heard a creak.  She was sure of it!  And not from the 20th stair:  from somewhere behind her, which meant the second or third story and maybe—if she trusted her instincts enough—from the boys’ bedroom. 

She tried to persuade herself she wasn’t nervous as a cat because she was afraid of getting caught; why should she be?  At this point, only she knew what she was about; and no one had told her she wasn’t allowed out of bed.

Yet!  But if she had to bet, if she were caught, Mother Phillipa would be suspicious (she barely, well almost, stifled a giggle as she thought:  although why on Earth she would suspect little old lay sister Sindonie, or whatever she was, for creeping around at night the second night in a row after being, er, linked at least to the terrible fight that had erupted, she couldn’t imagine….). 

“Stop being silly,” she whispered to herself unhelpfully; but as certain as she was she’d heard something, it hadn’t been repeated.  And really, who would be likely to wait silently longer than she had just done?  None of the children had the patience; and she was more than 100% certain any of the three nuns upstairs would be curt, rude, and extremely impatient with her or anyone else they found wandering around in the dark.

Finally, her fear of loitering so long she lost her chance, overcame her fear of being caught; and she continued on her way down to the ground floor.  Eventually, 36 long stair steps after commencing her progress at the top, she reached the bottom.  It was there, three steps away from the staircase, that the complete and utter silence was suddenly pierced by the watchman in the street, hollering out as loudly as he could manage:  “Twelfth hour and all’s well!  The King’s Peace is unbroken, the night is cold, and the sky is clear!”

She clenched, she tensed, a expletive hissed halfway out her lips before she caught it and sucked it back in, her body still surging with the wave of adrenaline the cry had triggered.  Who the sard thought it was a good idea for the city watch to be screaming out anything in the middle of the night, let alone the time and weather?!  And, wouldn’t silence be a better way to demonstrate, even celebrate, the king’s peace being intact than hollering about it and waking people up?  Despite being muffled through the heavy front door, when unexpected and coming out of total silence one had no reason to expect would be interrupted, it sounded LOUD! 

She tried to count herself lucky these were just the regular watchmen, and not the waits—she had heard Dublin had them, like any civilized city back across the Irish Sea—singing and playing music as they wandered through the night streets like madmen playing pranks on sleepers.

She bolted to the storage room, and with a tiny squeaking noise, eased the door open just enough to slip in and pull it shut behind her, using the watchmen—if she couldn’t make them disappear, which she evidently could not—as noise camouflage.  They seemed to be tramping downhill toward the harbor, so that after hearing them through the front door from the hall, she heard them last through the window panes of the storeroom:

“Your turn, mate.”

“I went right before you!  It’s—it’s your sarding turn, fatso!”

“Neither of you took on a full turn!  It’s not my turn yet!”

By the time she heard the muffled sound that she half-recognized from intonation as much as wording, of them resuming their cries, it was too faint for her to tell which of them had lost their argument.

Putting them out of her mind, she squared and shrugged her shoulders and took a deep, slow, calming breath.

Was she really going to do this?!

She couldn’t!  She’d spent her whole life fighting to stay away from this.  All her life, trouble had followed her.  Was she really going to come looking for it tonight?

But no matter how much she thought about it—and she had kept thinking about it, a lot, from the moment her mother had first made it clear she expected Sindonie to come to Dublin—she couldn’t see a way around it.

She was so scared she couldn’t even sleep!  And today had just made it worse, rubbing it even harder into her face that she would be at risk of exposure every day she lived in Dublin.

It scared her enough she almost—almost!—mustered the courage to defy Lady Parnell and Baron Wrathdown alike.  She’d fantasized about doing so often enough, and for the longest time:  with her mother, all her life; with the Baron, since she had first met him.

Could it really be any harder than staying here, to take her children and flee?  Wexford, Chester, Bristol, London, Paris… anywhere, just far enough away to put her out of Lady Parnell’s and Baron Wrathdown’s reach.  Was anywhere in Ireland (by which she meant, the Old English palatine lordships outside the Pale; the wild parts of the island would never even have crossed her mind) far enough from her—from either of them—to be safe?  Was anywhere in England? 

Maybe Scotland!  She thought.  Entirely independent of England and Ireland; but in much of which, English or its cousin Lowland Scots (which she was confident she could fathom) were spoken.

The desperate idea of leaving Char behind even crossed her mind, despite the guilt that immediately followed it.  Without them, Char and Pen, the world would belong to her and Ollie.  She couldn’t hope to marry, not a gentleman; no one even close to her rank.  But she was still young enough to appeal to many men—most men—as a lover.  And she was skilled, and willing.  She could trust Oliver to stay out of trouble while she found them a new and magnificent home, perhaps some Scottish keep high in the mountains (but not the Gaelic Highlands—somewhere scenic, but civilized). 

Or maybe a reiver Lord, on the border between England and Scotland.  They were practically made for that, coming from the Pale, and Ollie would love it.  Those borderlands had been contested so fiercely and so long, she had heard there weren’t just areas where both sovereigns claimed authority, but areas both sovereigns had forgotten about:  liberties owing allegiance to no higher authority.  If she could seduce the Lord of a Liberty who owed no one allegiance…. Now that was a near-perfect fantasy!

Only near-perfect, because while she could really imagine herself finding the courage, one day, to liberate herself from her tormentors….  She was afraid she could never overcome the part that was afraid to take Ollie away from the Pale.  This was his world; and while he might have a fine and happy life on a reiver liberty surrounded by strangers, the life she owed him, better than an acceptable life, was here, where he was a squire, his grandmother was married to one Baron, his aunt was married to another Baron, and his mother…. Well, she had some connections at least, the connections he needed.  If he could stay in the Pale, without his mother dragging him into infamy, then this is where he belonged; and where she wanted him to be.  There was no way she would ever let her mother take possession of Ollie, or leave him behind to the impulsive shenanigans of the Baron Wrathdown when she was too far away to rescue him. 

And anyway, she thought fondly, she could never bring herself to leave him behind and build her own life without him in it, or let him build his own life without her.  Never.

Which brought her back, here, to this place, this situation, this pickle she was in.  If she could… ah… avoid notoriety in Dublin (and the stake, a traitorous part of her mind added) she could almost get excited about the possibilities.  Almost.  It was crowded, and it stank.  Two characteristics a wild child from the Pale would never feel reconciled to.  And not free from either of her tormentors, but at least at a distance from them, able to live 90% of her own life for herself, instead of dancing to their tunes every minute of every day.  And she was no longer at the center of their plans, she had been put out to pasture on the periphery.  Let them concentrate on manipulating her sisters and Char’s brothers for a change.  And the wealthy men… there were a lot of them in Dublin.  She might have to go to Bristol or London itself to find more of them.  Surely, she could find one rich man she could stand….  Char and Pen were supposed to be with Brother Griffin all afternoon, every afternoon but Sunday.  Surely, she could find a man who found it convenient to socialize in the afternoons, allowing him to return to his wife and duties in the evenings?

All of which brought her back to this moment.

This threshold.

She was terrified to cross it, and with eminently good reason.  For another second, she permitted fantasies of liberties on lost mountaintops between England and Scotland swirl back into her mind, even knowing they were pointless.

When she finally fell to her knees in the storeroom, using her fingers to summon her ink and to begin smearing her runes on the floor, it was more an act of surrender than of will.  She wasn’t really acting deliberately towards a goal.  Instead, she had exhausted herself, her own ability to resist, to fight reason and sense, so her body could do for her what it had to do.

She began whispering, the words pushing away her awareness of everything outside the room, even as the words began slipping into a cant, and then a chant, writhing and writing on the floor using her hands, sometimes together, and sometimes alternatively, to touch herself, evoking her medium, and then spreading it in precise and arcane patterns on the floor, invisible to the naked eye but blazing like beacons under that other sun. 

Of all the nasty humors and pusses and fleshes and bones that filled the oft-disgusting human body, a few were useless; most were good only for a narrow, specific set of spells relating to them in particular; and only a very few—notably breath, mothers’ milk, blood, cum, spit, piss, and shite—were generally potent and efficacious media for magic, without effecting permanent damage or loss upon the body.  The last three were too negative to ever cast on herself; they were for defiling others, her enemies and victims.  The first three were too intimate and personal—breath binding lives, milk families, and blood oath-makers.  Cum, a binder of friendship and convenience, could be intimate but without hard-core risks to life or sovereignty unless mixed with that of the opposite sex, a chemistry too powerful for mages to safely control.

Cultivating an open and liberal mind was a wise and valuable activity for anyone practicing magic, because to the extent one could experience lust for the object of one’s more practical and instrumental desires, cum was a cheap and safe medium for binding and supplication.

By the time She appeared, Sindonie was embarrassed by the intensity, intimacy, and inappropriateness of the thoughts and feelings she had worked herself up to feeling.  Thoughts and feelings that by their nature, entreated Her to appear.  If the demoness took her entreaties literally… she blanched, fearful and uncertain, suddenly thinking a little embarrassment wouldn’t be too bad…

It had started before she even realized it.  As she pleaded and chanted, she despaired that she would succeed; what did she really know of such things?  Being a victim of circumstances was different from trying to arrange them; perhaps they were the very antitheses of one another.  But even as she felt hopeless, the room was darkening around her.  For a moment, she wondered if she was losing consciousness, perhaps from her position kneeling on the floor, the intensity of her efforts, or her own success making herself delirious with arousal.  But then she realized the room actually was getting darker; or rather, a thin dark mist was gathering near floor level; the mist expanding in a larger circle even as it became thicker, and then columnar in the middle of the circle like a stalagmite rising from the floor.

Next the mist started glowing, appearing as if it were heating on a stove, igniting from black to reddish-brown to an angry crimson-orange and finally a bright glowing cumulonimbus cloud of reddish-orange light, beginning to move and swirl as it thickened and brightened around the figure of a red demoness, more orc than human, more hided than skinned, heavy and thick with muscle and fat, horns decorated with engraved copper caps glinting in the flickering light; matching copper ribbons hanging from her horns and tail.  She stood with her back to Sindonie, magnificent in her casual, unintended sexuality.  She glistened and shone with sweat, moderated by soot; in gauntlets, apron, chaps, and boots that covered the front part of her body, the part facing fire and anvil as she crafted from iron and fire and smoke, from neck to floor; while leaving her backside scandalously bare, the leather straps holding her chaps and apron wrapped tightly around her skin and pressing into it like bonds, matching the decorations depending from her horns and tail; over only a thong and bra.  Her tail flicked and curled and coiled from side to side behind her, a restless force in itself, separate from her conscious mind.  Even being half-naked was not brazen enough to keep her truly cool in her hellish furnace, but it was less cloying than being mummified on both sides.  As she became aware of the spell swirling around her and pulling on her, slowly bubbling up from the unconscious where Sindonie had begun her seduction, to the demoness’s subconscious and finally into her active mind, she set down the glowing, evil-looking little cage she had been holding to the fire in a pair of tongs; and peeled her monstrous obsidian-eyed leather mask off her head, flinging sweat from her soaked hair and the inside of the mask, as she looked around for her summoner.

Sindonie scrambled back and up to her feet as she finished her spell, to avoid touching the sparks and swirling flames that were somewhere between the fire of her forge and the burn of Sindonie’s spell, drawn to and slipping like a living thing through the cracks between that place and this one.  She found herself hyperventilating with a sudden panic, shocked at what she had done, just as the beast’s eyes found hers.  A second of silence stretched out awkwardly before Sindonie recovered her presence of mind enough to offer curtsy and courtesy:  “Mighty and ingenious Dama Chava, thank you for receiving me; and welcome to our plane.”

Looking around her curiously, and stepping through the curtain to appear clearly in the storeroom bringing a storm of fiery, smoky, sweaty, perfumed air with her, Chava responded slowly:  “Where are you—we?  This?  Exactly?”

“Your unholiness, we are in the city of Dublin, Ireland, in the orphanage of Our Ladies of Lesser Mercy Mary Magdalene and Salomé.”  And then she added, uncertainly:  “Er, on Earth, I mean.”

Turning her attention on Sindonie, she looked surprised.  “I remember you, Sh-?  Sh-something….”

“Sindonie Hyde, Dama Chava,” Sindonie curtsied lower. 

Chava looked uncertain.  “Sindonie?”  She rolled the word around on her tongue, testing it.  “Was that it?  I certainly never thought to hear from you again,” Chava marveled.  And then, her face softening:  “And perhaps, I hoped—for your sake… well, when I heard your invocation…”

Sindonie reddened again.  “I’m sorry, Dama, I—”

She laughed sharply.  “Be sorry for yourself if you don’t want what you beg for.  But I was only going to say, I was very surprised.  Of all the livestock who’ve fed us, you were memorable for your disdain and resentment.  I thought you, of anyone, would be done with us.”

Sindonie took one deep breath, then another, faster, stilling herself again and keeping her emotions at bay with great effort.  Her eyes flickered with the sting of tears demanding to pour, but despite her tightness of voice she kept it level, after only one or two wavers:  “I was supposed to be done—to be done with—the inferno.  I prayed for it.  But I’m not!”  Traitorous tears forced themselves onto her eyes and cheeks, undercutting her dignity and mocking her determination to present a strong face to hell.

Chava, with just a hint of sympathy, waited a moment before prompting:  “It can stick.  The taint.  The whiff of brimstone…. Tar is easier to set down and leave behind.”

Sindonie wanted nothing more than to bawl; but knowing well the myriad and extreme dangers of summoning, forced herself forward, trying to keep the interaction as short and professional as possible:  “I think she knew—she didn’t warn me, but she arranged it so I would reach into the churchyard instead of entering it—I’m sure she knew!”  Chava was just watching her, with more patience than she would have expected from any demon.  She hurried forward before that patience could become exhausted, forcing it out as a rapid-fire whisper:  “My mother made me come to Dublin to act as a lay sister with the Augustinians and they expect me to confess.  But I can’t even enter sacred ground without my flesh catching fire!  Let alone—I mean, I haven’t dared to think about sacraments since—”  she dared to resume and maintain eye contact with pleading eyes.

Chava frowned in confusion, then burst into laughter again.  “Oh dear.  Do not tell me you’re seeking a demon’s help to attend church?!

“You—you all—did this!  I need you to undo it!” Sindonie burst out, before she could stop herself, her face red.

“Oh, no.  No, you acted.  And, it seems, you were judged.  Not by me.  We demons really aren’t ones to judge,” she smirked, before sympathy returned to her eyes, perhaps at SIndonie’s stricken look.

“I didn’t have a choice!

“If there were consequences for you?  Apparently you did.”

That’s not fair!

“Nothing is.”  A twisted look crossed her face before passing.  “I didn’t say you had an attractive choice.”

“But—but—you have to have some way to—to undo it—” She seemed to take Chava’s gentle shake of her head as a prompt to speak faster:  “Take the taint off me, or—or at least hide it!” 

Chava’s slowly shaking head was relentless.  “We deceive humans.  All the time, every day.  But we can’t deceive the Holy Spirit.  No one and nothing can.  I can tell you—” suddenly she stopped, turning her head back over her shoulder, remembering or perhaps hearing something.  Biting her lip, she shook her head again, decisively.  “No.  I’m sorry.  I can’t.  I can’t help you without making you pay.” 

“What?” Sindonie whispered, paling.

“Mm… something.  You must have had something you were planning to offer me, for my help?”

“Yes, but—I know what you need.  Blessed things, the blessed metals.”

“Oh, yesss,” the demon hissed, nodding, very much interested.  “That would be acceptable coin.”

“But—but if I can’t get onto sacred ground—”

“Hmm…” Chava rubbed her chin, making a thoughtful expression.  “Perhaps I could give you the information in exchange for your bringing me blessed things if your quest succeeds.”

“We could—yes, I would promise—”

The demoness chewed her lip.  “I would like to do it, but I have rules of my own.  Give me a day and a night, and return to me again at this time tomorrow night, here.”

“Yes, Dama,” Sindonie curtsied again, looking trapped.

“It will be easier if you breach the portal.  Any distance is enough, but I use 15 paces, to be sure.”

“‘Breach the–?’”

Chava squared her own shoulders and stepped forward, enjoying the cool shock of it as she crossed fully into the world, then gestured back over her shoulder toward the hole.  “Walk through.  15 paces to be safe.  Then come back.  I’ll do the same on this side.  Then this portal will—shit!” she hissed.  “I can’t help you until we have a bargain.  So…”. Then she shrugged.  “Your choice.  Do as I say, or don’t.  Do as I do, or don’t.  My sister Tirtzah is the only demoness you might encounter, simply tell her I commanded you to return after 15 paces, she’ll understand.  But I’m going to… two, three…” she said aloud, so the human would understand she was counting off her own paces on the Earth. 

She counted her remaining paces silently, hearing silence behind her for seven or eight paces; then, just as she paused at the door to the storage room, she heard the sound of Sindonie taking a deep breath and stepping through the portal behind her.  Chava listened for a moment with her ear to the door before raising the latch and, with heightened alertness for any sound, counted her remaining paces as she strode out into the dark, cool hall, briefly lit with the red, watery light of hell.  With a curious sweep of her eyes at every corner she could see, she made a small circle around the base of the spiral staircase, nodding with satisfaction.  “Dub-lin.”  As she finished her circuit, her eyes fell on the open door to the storage room, and right there beside it, on the other side of the half-open door, she met the eyes of two terrified, or possibly simply shocked, little long-haired children, seemingly paralyzed, their mouths and eyes competing for the title of “widest open.”  After her circuit, she was left squarely between them and the rest of their world and they, without knowing it, were separating her from hers. 

Frowning, she stepped quickly toward them, raising one finger to her lips and whispering “shh!” meaning to get close enough to cover their mouths before they started screaming or shouting.

They were so. Flabbergasted.  She didn’t know whether to be impressed they maintained enough control over themselves to avoid peeing themselves, or amused that they were so shocked they couldn’t even muster a pee.  But of course, her rapid approach triggered their deepest instincts. 

None of them would ever know what the redheaded girl would have done on her own, because the blonde boy (judging by their attire), who was holding the redhead’s arm tightly, decided that instead of freezing or fighting, he was going to run, and either consciously or on instinct the girl followed the pull of his hand when he yelped:  “Come on!”

Chava’s first thought was:  Where are they going to go?  And then a second later, almost as soon as they started moving, she figured it out:  Oh, shit.

They bolted straight into the storage room.  It wouldn’t have been much of a plan, as human plans go, if they’d known about the portal or where it led.  But really, it was an even worse plan since, as far as they knew, the storage room was still the same dead-end it had been the first time they saw it.  If it wasn’t for the yawning chasm to hell, they’d simply have trapped themselves in a narrow dead end where she could easily do whatever she wanted with them.

As it was, she wasn’t even sure if she saw them hesitate momentarily when their minds wrapped themselves around the idea there probably shouldn’t be a big, glowing, smoky red hole in the storage room; and they probably shouldn’t run into it.  Or perhaps they were so focused thinking on her, they ran through the portal without even putting the pieces together at all. 

Either way, they were through before Chava could catch up with them.

The sudden shock of the much-higher temperature on the other side, the tingling-grating feeling of passing through the membrane, or the sudden clarity of the other side after they were on it, brought them up short a few feet through the portal.  Then, after a moment, they bolted to the right, out of Chava’s line of vision until she made it through the portal behind them.

She could immediately see why they’d cut to the right:  Tirtzah was standing against the wall to the left among the racks of tools, lifting her own forge mask from her head, as sweaty and sooty and, well, bright scarlet, horned, and tailed, as Chava herself.  She looked only slightly less surprised at all the sudden traffic, than the children had looked at the sight of Chava. 

Chava registered that Sindonie was standing in the doorway past Tirtzah, looking up and out in awe at the landscape of hell, even as Chava was turning to the right to find exactly what she knew she must see:  the two children, their hands raised in front of their eyes, standing several feet in front of the blazing flames of the augmented naphtha seep, their bodies assuring them in terms they could not misunderstand that they could not possibly squeeze past either side of the column of variegated flames filling the better part of the cavern.  In fact, even if they could have gotten around the flame, they would still be trapped:  The cavern dead-ended not far beyond the seep; and the hot air rushing in from the doorway Sindonie was standing in, rose from the seep with the flames through a narrow chimney to erupt from the rocky volcanic slope a few feet above them. 

Surely, she thought, they wouldn’t attempt to force the passage, no matter how aggressively she came at them from behind; but out of an abundance of caution she approached them slowly, raising her hand to slow Tirtzah down as she caught up with Channah.  Even Chava, as sweaty as she was, could smell her sister because, well, succubae smelled with the same force as scented candles or fresh cobbler, a spicy frankincense-myrrh-opium smell perfectly balanced against the brimstone scent of hell.  They always smelled, not unpleasantly, but strongly.  They were scented.  Most female cattle didn’t react all that much to their scent; a fair portion of them even reacted with the instinctive hostility of a trapped cat when succubae approached them.  But male oxen almost universally adored it, even the smell of succubae as sweaty and sooty as Chava and Tirtzah were from working in Chava’s blazing-hot forge.  The pheromones in it were too powerful, and too complementary to male receptors regardless of the males’ natural proclivities, for any other reaction.

The children looked behind them to check on how close their pursuers were and looked at one another in dismay, right before the girl—followed in short order by the boy—dropped to her knees and—

Noooo!

“You can’t!” Chava cried, now racing as fast as she could with Tirtzah right behind her shouting:  “Stop!  Not here!”

But it was too late.

As if in slow motion before her, she saw the trapped children clasp their hands and start reciting the Lord’s Prayer:  “Pater noster qui in caelis es sanctificetur nomen t—

The next moment she and Tirtzah were on them.  If it hadn’t been for the flames behind the children, they might have stopped them in time; but they couldn’t just dive and tackle them without all four of them getting badly burned by the fire in front of them.  So they snatched up the two children, the blonde in Chava’s arms and the redhead in Tirtzah’s, and pulled them back away from the fire.

The children’s reactions left no doubt about their biological sex:  As young and innocent as they were, as devoid of any adult sin as they could be, not even entirely gendered by the very gendered society they lived in, their flesh and that of the succubae recognized one another as deeply and perfectly as the flesh of females and incubi.  After several hours’ heavy work hammering so close to the fire, Chava and Tirtzah were drenched; metaphorically lit up like fireships on a dark night.  Even the males among the domesticated, pallid damned of hell, as thoroughly broken to the succubae as they were, couldn’t be used to assist the succubae here, under these conditions.

The blonde boy immediately started wavering in Chava’s arms, as if he were no longer sure he could stand up, his eyes drooping and a drowsy, dazed, passive expression coming over him.  If this were sleepiness, he would have yawned continually.

Meanwhile, the redhead in Tirtzah’s arms reacted even more powerfully, seizing for a few brief seconds before passing out of consciousness completely.

If only that had been the end of it.

Succubae and incubi roaming the Earth couldn’t sense it at all.  Those here who were busy, or far away, or weak probably didn’t notice anything.

But Chava’s Seep was directly beneath her Liege Lady’s castle, after which this hell was named.  The site of the castle, and of the augmented seep, had both been chosen because they sat on top of, and close by, the very, infernal core of this place.

And the Queen of Sodom, the Hell of Lust, was neither weak, nor absent, nor particularly busy.

It was not alarm that brought her.  She was too powerful here, and too rightly confident in her own power, to be alarmed, let alone scared.

But she was surprised, as surprised and delighted as any of the succubae or damned of hell who sensed it, to be rocked by the reverberations of prayers in hell.  Their vibrations were so incompatible and opposed to those of hell they caused tremors; and the hope and faith they signaled were so rare in hell they were a local specialty valued like the finest caviar dusted in gold flakes:  Exquisite.  Exciting.  A red flag promising a bull a smorgasbord of meaty delights to sate its blood lust.

Queen Channah, the sexiest, smartest, and most-powerful (and when she wanted to be, even the very fattest) of the succubae, appeared with a crack of thunder and an eager, amused, predatory look in her eyes.  She was absolutely, breathtakingly gorgeous.  Enough to make any woman, however thin, jealous; enough to raise the pulse and organ of any man, even the most-prejudiced in favor of pale twigs.  Her eyes had a hypnotic, gravitational force to them so powerful one immediately recognized it, and had to resist the urge to dive into them.  Only in retrospect, with benefit of that insight, did one recognize the same quality, much diluted, in the other two demonesses’ eyes, or its insidious action on men. 

She wore an exquisite charcoal-gray dress and gleaming dark emerald snakeskin boots matching perfectly, symmetrically-braided leather thongs wound around her tail, which served to hold half a dozen clusters of copper, gold, and silver ribbons at equal distances along her tail starting just under the spade.  Matching clusters hung from her black horns, which were at once longer and more elaborate than her servants’ without being unmanageable, and decorated to put them to shame, with exquisite inlays of copper, gold, and silver against the black horns, interrupted at the tips and five other equally-spaced points by metal caps and bands.

Chava and Tirtzah curtsied deeply, intoning:  “Your Majesty!”  Sindonie, her attention now fully on events inside the forge, looked even more overwhelmed than she had before.  Wisely, she dropped to her knees and imitated her demon hostesses, all the while staring in shock, pain, and regret at the boys cradled in the demonesses’ arms.

“My Metalsmith and her… journeywoman,” Channah smiled, looking curiously back and forth between Sindonie, kneeling behind her; and the two young boys held in the arms of her vassals.   Breathing deeply, she growled:  “I had forgotten how sweetly you smell at your forge, my dirty red beasts.  I am not quite sure which surprised me more:  To hear someone praying in hell, or realizing it was coming from your seep!  What, or should I say who, do we have here, and what are they doing here, praying?!

“Your Majesty,” Chava answered, stammering nervously.  “This woman summoned me to Earth to bargain, and while we were negotiating there, I spotted these two human boys hiding and they fled here and, when I trapped them—they just, started praying,” she offered with an apologetic shrug.

“On purpose?!” she asked hopefully; for any human who came to her hell on purpose, of its own free will, without being invited, became hers in every sense of the word, not mere physical custody.

“I’m sorry, Your Majesty, I don’t think they have any idea what’s going on… now.”

“They didn’t, Your Majesty,” Sindonie dared to interrupt.  “They didn’t!  Please, leave them alone!  They’re just a couple of lost boys… desperate to stay as close to me as they could.”

The Queen turned on the frightened woman, a gaze cold enough to quench the seep if she set her mind to it, opened her mouth to speak, and then turned back to Chava, flicking her eyes briefly to the portal and back.  “Where’s the aperture to?

Chava gasped, realizing it was still open, and began raising her hand to close it.

“STOP!” Her Queen commanded, and she froze.  “I asked you—where is it to?”

“Dub-lin, Your Majesty.  On an island called ‘Ireland.’”

“Lillith and Cain, that’s nowhere.  Still, I’ve never been summoned there from here before.  If we’re adding an aperture under my palace to a plane I’ve never been, I should thread it before you close it.  You have?”

“Yes, Your Majesty.”

“And Tirtzah–?”

“No—”

“Then come on, Tirtzah.  You can drape your burden over Chava’s other shoulder or just bring him with you.  But quickly, so we can close it.”

After they had both disappeared through the membrane, Tirtzah carrying Pen in twisted imitation of a mother carrying her child, leaving Chava and Sindonie staring at one another without moving, and presumably retraced Chava’s steps, they returned and Chava immediately closed it.

“Dublin stinks,” Tirtzah observed.

“Worse than Venice?”  Channah asked.

“Not really.  About the same.”

Sindonie was surprised to feel herself taking affront at the demons’ disparagement of Dublin.  It wasn’t that they were wrong, just… they came from hell!  It stank like brimstone here!  Who were they to criticize the packed humanity of Dublin?  Yet she wisely decided to refrain from weighing in.

“I think the strength of the stench is mainly a function of how hot they are.”  Then, turning back to the astonished Sindonie, the Queen took up where she’d left off:  “Where were we?  Ah, yes.  Cattle are to be seen, not heard.  Which means you must be new.”

“We were only just bargaining, Your Majesty,” Chava explained, speaking quickly and swallowing every time she drew breath. 

“Then why is she here?

“I asked—I mean, I told her to come through!  To thread an aperture.”

“You threaded an aperture here?!  In the seep?!  BENEATH MY CASTLE?!

Chava was a reddish-pinkish-orange color, somewhere between salmon and coral red, by nature; much ruddier than her Queen or even Tirtzah.  It would have been difficult for human eyes to decide whether she had managed to turn redder or paler; but her cheeks definitely changed tone.  “YesYourMajesty!I’msorry!Wasthatbad?!Iwasn’t thinking—”

Queen Channah moved with impossible speed; or more precisely, did not move exactly, but suddenly changed where she was.   No longer between Sindonie and her metal-workers, she now stood behind Sindonie with one hand holding a knot of her black hair tightly and the other pressing a long, gleaming dagger’s blade tight under her chin.  “Why would you do that?” she asked with that same, terrifying, icy calm.

In that moment, it was hard to tell whether Sindonie or Chava was hyperventilating more. 

“Iwantedtothinktobesureourbargainwouldpleaseyou!”

“You mean, you knew you were trying to be too nice!”

“Andshe’saspecialcaseYourMajesty!”

“Special?  In what way?”

“ShewastheDragonKing’svessel!”

“Oh!”  the Queen relaxed, intrigued, letting go of Sindonie and circling back in front of her.  Sindonie just stared, mouth open slightly, as if she were afraid to make the smallest involuntary movement, even to close her mouth.  As the Queen’s mood relented, the other three females all started slowly to relax, and breathe more regularly.

With a slow, wicked smile, the Queen recited:  “insuper duxit uxorem Hiezabel filiam Ethbaal regis Sidoniorum.”

Sindonie blushed, hard, understanding the Biblical reference to Jezebel as an insult, but not quite certain how she’d earned it.

“Sindonie.  That’s the name your father chose for you.”

“My—father?” she asked, startled.  She knew she had one, of course; her mother just refused to speak of him. 

But the Queen was pressing forward, not giving her time to try and make sense of the exchange:  “You’re lucky I’m a practical succubus,” the Queen observed, as she returned her knife to a sheath on her emerald snakeskin shoulder harness.  “Most demons stand on ceremony.  And if I don’t find your interruptions useful, even I will make you regret them.  I was told you had renounced your connections to us.”

“I’m trying, Majesty!” Sindonie assured her urgently.

“Apparently not very effectively,” Channah snorted.  “Summoning… not the best way to avoid us?”

“I’m in danger—I’m always in danger, because of what I was made to do, but especially now that my mother made me move to an Augustinian orphanage in Dublin!”  She cried, tears leaping back into her eyes.  “I—I’m living in close proximity to churches, I’m surrounded by them, the damned town is filled with them!  I’ve been there barely a day and already I’m expected to confess in Christ Church Cathedral!”

Channah laughed, not exactly nicely.  “That does sound like a problem for you.  But what do you want from my servant?”

“To remove the taint, restore me to the condition—”

Restore you?”  The Queen looked at Chava in confusion.

“Undo, or at least conceal, the taint that attached to me when I served my mother—”

You served hell, darling!  At the behest of your mother.”

“Oh no!”

“But—don’t you know?!  Did your mother never tell you?  That bitch,” Channah concluded, a tone of grudging admiration in her voice. 

“What, Majesty?”

“Oh, you’ll have to pay if you want us to tell you.  And these—children?”

“My son and I are—very close.  Attuned to one another.”

“I would think so.”  Another remark Sindonie could tell, she wasn’t fully understanding.

“He must have sensed I was up and about, and mentioned it to these two.  And they were—foolish enough to follow after me.  Anxious.  They’ve both been through so much.  Please, I’ll take them back—I don’t think they’ll remember or understand very much; I’ll persuade them this was all simply a nightmare!”

“They’re not yours?  But you’re responsible for them in some way?”

“Yes… maybe—they’re sweet boys.  I don’t want them to come to any harm!”

“They wouldn’t appear to be very ‘sweet,’” Tirtzah objected, frowning, lifting up the hem of the redhead’s dress just enough to show he’d been beaten.  “And I can see and smell the blood from that one right through his pants.  Punished before, misbehaving again now….”


“mmm, so that’s what I’m smelling!”  Channah smiled, liking the idea, stepping closer to the child and seeing at least two streaks of reddish-brown blood where reopened wounds had stained his pants.

“They didn’t deserve that, Your Majesty!”  Sindonie pleaded.  “I was trying to protect them!”

“About as well as you’re trying to stay away from demonkind, I’d say,” the Queen commented cruelly.  “What’s your assessment of them?” Channah looked back at Chava.

“My—assessment, Majesty?”  Chava asked uncertainly.

Channah made a disgusted sound and stepped forward, setting one hand firmly on the top of the blonde boy’s skull, her pinkie and thumb nearly reaching his ears, her middle finger on his forehead; and set the other hand over his mouth and nose, with her middle and ring fingers in his slack mouth.  “Their reaction to my servants is so strong, it suggests the kind of innocence one might expect in a young child.  But let me see.  Hmm…. He’s definitely traumatized, his nerves jangling all over the place.  I’ll calm him to reach beneath…” she murmured, holding still.  Then she shrugged and shook her head.  “No.  Nothing special.  Nothing even particularly promising, except the trauma.  He’s had more than one loss.”

“They both have, Majesty,” Sindonie dared, quailing as she offered it.  “Please—”

“Hush!  Yes, there’s enough to work with, here.  He’s hurt and angry, and destabilized by his recent trauma.  Traumas.  He’s as innocent, and vulnerable, as any other,” she concluded.  “But not one I’d bother to actively recruit.  Plenty of more-troubled fish in the sea.  Here,” Channah demonstrated to Chava, turning the boy’s head as she let it go and pressing it firmly into the wet, sticky, hot skin of her bare shoulder.  “Keep him tight against you so he remains fully addled.  I don’t want us doing anything to make their plight worse.”  Any thought that might be intended as a kindness was dispelled in the next moment, when she explained:  “They’re in plenty of trouble already, of their—and her—accord.  If you carelessly make their plight worse than it otherwise might have been before bargaining, it can complicate your negotiations.”

Switching hands, but otherwise repeating exactly what she had done with the first boy, she took the head of the copperhead in her hands.  “Ouch!  Yes, this one’s pain is fresh, and extreme,” she observed.  “His soul is as vulnerable and unstable right now as it’s likely ever been, or going to be again.  So, a perfect time to strike.”  Sindonie, herself stricken, felt a stab of anxiety on the child’s behalf.  “But at bottom, this one’s even less promising.  As open-minded and confused as most children, but with markedly little tarnish on his soul.  This one is, or at least has always been, an altar-server.”  The succubae laughed at that idea, finding it amusing.  “No temptations.  No grief or anger of note, under the suppurating open wounds from his recent experiences.”

“For your own sake, Chava,” the Queen continued, “I strongly recommend you learn to read them as a matter of course, before investing any time in one.  It will allow you to steer away from the duds early.  Here, sense yours, Chava.  No, pay attention!” she insisted before Chava could even articulate a protest.  “What do you sense?  How big is the blackness?”

“He’s a good boy.”

“Yes, he is.  And ergo, exactly what use is he to us?”  She made a disgusted sound.  “You want to feel festering when you reach into their brains… beetles crawling in dung… dread of the hours of darkness and silence… bitterness at others… wildfires straining to jump fences… a mortal spiritual sickness.  Do you feel any of that here?”

“Maybe a little tickle of the dread and straining?”

“The moral equivalent of having a pulse.  The lesion left behind by the sting of loss.  He’s lost his mother and… something else—”

“His father just rejected him and banished him to the church because he was ashamed of him.”

“Chava, as entertaining as that story is, the darkness in this boy” (Pen) “is the absolute minimum required as proof of life, to be on this Earth instead of heaven; and yours isn’t that much better.  If moving up the Catholic hierarchy had anything to do with moral virtue, this boy” (meaning Pen) would be a candidate for the next Pope.  Yours, for a Bishop, or at the very least a Deacon.  Don’t you feel that rhythmic hum, like a shining bell in his soul, ringing?  You don’t want that!  You want to feel the hatred bursting out of them, swarming over their doorways and mattresses.”

“I will try to do better, Your Majesty.”

“You should, if you don’t want to spend the next 20,000 years the way you’ve spent the last 5,000!”  Behind his back, even as Sindonie stiffened in reaction to her timescale, the Queen looked down thoughtfully on him.  “I wouldn’t call either of these boys an asset.  But, thanks to her—” the Queen, using one hand to press the boy’s face down against Tirtzah’s sweaty shoulder to keep him insensate, pointed her other finger dramatically at Sindonie, cackling “—they’re here.  And I’m certainly not one to look a gift-horse in the mouth.”

“NO!  That’s not FAIR!” Sindonie protested, before remembering to choke back her words and be silent, mumbling:  “Your Majesty.”

“If one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what are three birds in my dungeon worth?”  And with a final, nasty look at the speechless Sindonie she turned back to Chava.  “As uncharacteristic as it is for you, Chava, you’ve shown good instincts here, or at least adequate ones.  So reel them in.  Either they have to pay their own way—” Chava indicated the two boys by extending the pinkie and thumb of one hand toward them “Or she has to pay for them,” she pointed the index finger of her other hand at Sindonie.  “But either way, three prices must be paid, each adequate consideration for the bargain:  one to solve her problem, one to answer her question, and one to release these little miscreants.  And since they’re too young to bind themselves, she’ll have to bind herself for them.  Or I’ll have Cook boil them into a nice broth for my hassenpfeffer!”  She threw her head back and cackled, enjoying Sindonie’s horror.

“But… how can I pay for them?” she whispered, afraid of the answer.

“I wouldn’t start there,” she suggested.  “I don’t think even my cleverest, weakest succubus will be able to get you back into a church.  Not for real.  And most of the things you have to trade are going to be in those churches.”  And when she saw none of the other ladies in the room had put it together yet, she pointed her thumb and pinkie back at the two boys.  “Where they can get them for you.”

“No—” Sindonie shook her head.  “No, I don’t think I can ask—”

Channah shrugged.  “You, them; blessed things, hassenpfeffer stew.  Six of one, half a dozen of the other to me.  The important point is—you have three humans in hell, two of them uninvited, one of them pleading for favors.  NO freebies, or I’ll exact the price from the two of you,” she threatened Chava and Tirtzah, persuasively enough to make the blood, or whatever passed for demon blood, drain from their faces.  “Report to me when the bargain is struck,” she finished, and then disappeared with a flash and a crack.

Sindonie stepped back through the aperture first, taking Pen from Tirtzah the moment before she stepped through and meaning to carry him back to his bed box while Chava held Char in the storage room.  But stepping through, as her vision cleared the dark room, she noticed a second before she stepped on him that her son was sleeping on the ground, right where the aperture was.  Barely managing to step around him and stifle her urge to screech in surprise, she turned immediately and shook her head in an exaggerated manner though the portal, so Chava could make out what she was doing.  Chava in turn nodded exaggerated understanding. 

Oliver was already stirring.  Desperate, she shifted Pen to carry in one hand, trying her best to crook her neck to hold his head with his face in the pungent scrap of cloth Tirtzah had given her, soaked with her sweat.  She so did not want to think about where it had come from.  Stooping awkwardly, she took Oliver’s hand as soon as he had risen to a sitting position, pulled him to his feet, and hurried him forward, just barely shoving the door to near-closed behind them to hide the source of the red light coming from the room before he came to his senses enough to look around.

“What was that?!” He asked in confusion.  “Where did you—”

“Shh!” she cautioned him.  “Speak quietly.  What are you doing down here?”

“You went away,” he managed forlornly as she pushed him in front of her and followed him up the spiral staircase, using her newly-freed hand for leverage as she carried the child upstairs.

“What do you mean?”

“I felt you, you were agitated,” he whispered mournfully.  “I guess I woke up Char, and told him I was worried about you.”

“Oh, honey…” she sympathized.


“And that you were coming downstairs.  I—I told him to stay in bed but he woke Pen and took him to follow you.  I could feel you, struggling with something, and I almost came down but then—then you disappeared!  You were just gone!  It was like you were in Wrathdown and I was in Skremen:  I couldn’t sense you at all!”

“Oh, baby, I’m so sorry.  You did the right thing.  I wish Char and Pen had stayed too.  I was—I was—”

“You did a spell?” Oliver guessed, cutting to the chase, and continuing when he saw her look of shock:  “I’m not stupid, mom!”  He hissed insistently as they reached the second floor.  “And Mamo and my ainties aren’t as careful as you are.”

“None of your ainties have children.  Yet.”  Pausing before the door to the boys’ bedroom, she said:  “we probably shouldn’t speak in there.  The other children might hear us.”  Kissing him on his forehead, she continued:  “I can answer your questions, or at least I can try, when we’re alone in the daytime.  I’m so so sorry I worried you, darling!  But right now—”

“I know.  I get it.  Don’t worry—I’m a squire, mom!” He pointed out, straightening his shoulders proudly and shaking his head as if she were being ridiculous to worry about him. 

“Of course you are,” she half-laughed and almost-cried.  “Char and Pen got entangled in—in my spell,” she had to force herself to speak the word out loud to Ollie, marveling at the fact that it had suddenly become a good excuse to offer him, when for so long she had avoided any mention of it imagining it was the worst thing he could hear.  “If they talk about it or ask you about it, tell them they must have been having bad dreams.  It’s a lie, but it—it’s dangerous, for them and for me and even you—”

“I get it mom.  Squire?” He reminded her.

“Okay,” she sobbed with a smile.  “I love you, Ollie.”

“I love you, mom.”  He practically rolled his eyes with his voice.

“Okay, you peek in and if none of the children are out of their boxes, beckon me to follow.”

The coast being clear, she followed Ollie back to their box, which he opened and she leaned through to lay Pen gently down, before remembering to take Tirtzah’s rag back, ignoring the skeptical look Ollie gave when he obviously smelled it.  She wanted to tell him ‘not a word,’ but dared not say anything here, surrounded by the other children with only the imperfect doors of their boxes separating them from the hallway.  So she put her finger to her lips.

Returning to the storage room as furtively as she could, she found Chava standing there, holding Char in darkness, having closed the aperture behind her again; and they transferred him to Sindonie, who re-used Tirtzah’s scrap as Char’s face pillow, before sneaking back up a second time and laying him in the box next to the slightly-stirring Pen and practically running to get out of the boys’ room before someone caught her.  Returning to the storeroom again, the moment she pulled the door shut, Chava opened the aperture to reveal she was sitting on the floor with her back against one wall.

With an exhausted sigh, Sindonie sank down onto the stones opposite her, reminded by the succubus’s powerful scent to return Tirtzah’s fabric.  She was going to be soo tired tomorrow!  But she had to keep her head in the game and remain alert and cautious.  She knew the next thing to happen would be negotiating; and from the unhappy, but deeply thoughtful, look on Chava’s face, she was afraid Chava intended to bargain hard so she could face her own master and explain their bargain without being afraid.

She had sat against one wall of files and boxes, facing Chava sitting against the other; keeping her knees together, between Chava’s relaxed, spread knees.  She had meant to sit close, for silence; but as she sat down, she realized they were far too close to one another for comfort.  The width of the hallway was sooo narrow, enough that Sindonie could not avoid touching Chava’s hips with her boots, or her smell in any way.  Even being female, Sindonie felt the powerful attraction of Chava’s smell swirling in the hallway around them.  It didn’t make her feel lustful, but… connected.  Closely connected, the musks of her body almost trying to convince Sindonie they were sisters or best friends.

After a moment, Chava, determined but not a silvertongue by training or disposition, got right down to the point:  “Do you have anything to offer, besides the Blessed Things?”

“I—I can spy for you?”

“Hmm.  Maybe.  But what would we want to know about Dublin?  Or anywhere in Ireland, for that matter?”

“I—don’t know.  What do you care about?” She volleyed back with yet another question, disconcerted by the idea her society, the entire landmass she lived on, could be so unimportant no one wanted to know anything about it.

“Blessed things.  Cursed things.”

“What kind of ‘cursed things’?”

“Anything.”

“You want me to… curse things?”

“If you can develop a spell for that, sure; but it is a lot of work for very little reward, I’m afraid.  I was thinking, perhaps you could find them.  They’re much harder to locate than blessed things, because cursing is normally the sort of thing one keeps a secret.  Usually, you have to gather a lot of information, keeping out a sharp eye for disasters or rumors linked to people or places or things to find them.  It’s exhausting,” she added, with a grimace suggesting she was not unfamiliar with effort required. 

“If I can get into churches, I can collect the Blessed Things you want.  Dublin has more churches than trees, I can collect more Blessed Things than you could imagine—”

Chava shook her head.  “I’ve racked my brain for options, but I simply can’t get you into a church.  It’s not going to be possible.  Ever—”

How can that be?!  There has to be a way!

But the demoness was shaking her head.  “Not even the priests can get you into a church.  Ever.  If you refused to enter church grounds I suspect you would be excommunicated as an unrepentant witch; or at some point, perhaps even be deemed a heretic and—“

“Be burned at the stake,” she whispered.  “The church is supposed to forgive!”

“Not everyon—“ Chava choked herself off, seeing the confusion and rejection of that idea on Sindonie’s face.  “That’s all—stop asking questions unless you’re ready to pay!  Are you trying to get me in serious trouble?”

“No,” Sindonie fidgeted nervously.  “No, I’m just—desperate.”

“The most I can do is offer you a glamour:  an image of you, with your voice; that can hear and see.  You would need to find a place to hide, near the church, and enter a trance to project and follow the glamour, animating it like a marionette.  If you were caught and interrupted from the trance, the glamour would dissipate until you returned to your trance.  The disappearance and reappearance of the glamour could cause speculation of witchcraft, of course; compounded if different people compared notes and learned you were in a trance outside the church while your glamour was observed and heard inside.  Or, if someone tried to touch you inside the church, of course, they would discover it was a phantasm.  If that happens, I’d recommend you have your phantasm flee from the church and hide long enough for you to awaken and act as if it had been you in the church.”

“Surely you can give it—heft?  Or make people believe they’ve felt my solid form?”

“With a body, yes.  Either someone recently-dead, but not yet putrified; or someone ensorcelled.  Or a friend—” she turned and looked at Sindonie.  “Those two little boys followed you to hell.” 

“Not on purpose,” she laughed.  “But no, I couldn’t do that—“

“Your son, then?”

“Never!” She hissed fiercely.  “Leave him out of this!  He’s never to be involved in any way!”

“I understand,” Chava nodded, not disapprovingly.  “Anyone else?”

“No,” she shook her head, frustrated.  “But I could pay someone…”

“Self-reliance is safer than alliance; and a loyal ally safer than a paid one.”  After a long silence where Sindonie’s unhappy face reflected her own internal struggles, Chava suddenly asked:  “Do you know the herald for Ireland?”

“The herald?  Of arms?”

“Yes.”

“No.  But I could try to get to know him.  Probably not in time to save me…”

“Let’s review what you have to offer us so far:  Your son.”

“NEVER!” Sindonie growled, her tone and force leaving no doubt how utterly she meant it.

“The two boys, but because they entered hell on their own, you have to buy them back from Channah first.”

“But they’re not in hell anymore!”  SIndonie gasped in sudden realization, seizing on the idea as a way to avoid having to pay for them.  “You let them go!” 

“Their souls are their own.  But their bodies belong in hell.  And they know us now.  To know us is to want us.  I wouldn’t like to, but if you try to get cute with me, I’ll visit Char in his dreams and Tirtzah will visit the other one—Pen—and lure them right back through the portal.  They both threaded it.”

“You wouldn’t!”  Sindonie sputtered.

“You think not?”  Chava gave her her most determined look.  “My Mistress covered both their faces with her hands, and even put her fingers in their mouths.  They have her scent and her taste.  Do you think my Mistress wouldn’t cross the entire Earth to reach Ireland if that was what it took for her to reclaim them and punish you?  Or, more likely, she would send one of her thousands of worldly minions to fetch them physically from Ireland after killing you, and all of your sisters—and your soon-to-be little niece or nephew—and most of all—“

“God’s body no!” Sindonie choked in horror.  “Don’t even say it!  I’ll pay!  I’ll pay—“

Then, swallowing and visibly calming herself, Sindonie crawled up onto her knees and gazed into Chava’s eyes.  Crawling closer to her, she hesitantly raised her hands, and finally dared to touch Chava’s hips, where they were bare, outside the coverage provided by her chaps.  Chava giggled, looking pleased but hesitant, as Sindonie lightly ran her fingers along the larger woman’s skin.  “Maybe I could—pay another way,” she whispered, leaning in to delicately press her lips against Chava’s.

“And I would like that very much,” Chava kissed her back, opening her mouth and tickling the tip of Sindonie’s tongue with her own.  “I loved the way you summoned me.  You were as ardent and elegant as Sappho herself.”  If the unexpectedly-literate succubus could stop talking about lesbian poets for a moment, Sindonie insisted to herself, she would be able to imagine Chava was a man, a gentle man; even as she tried to persuade herself a demon’s gender was probably of no consequence, because they weren’t real, this couldn’t be real, none of it—Chava put her hands on Sindonie’s breasts.  “Mmm…. I wish I were as devious as my sisters.”  Then she pushed back on Sindonie, forcing her mouth and hands away from her.  “I would enjoy taking advantage of you.  But if you’re going to act like a whore, you need to think like one.”

“What?!” Sindonie gasped, taking offense even as her reason reminded her how stupid that was.  She was acting the whore.  So why should the label bother her?  Or was she just offended at being rejected by someone she didn’t even really want to—

“My Mistress would say you don’t get any credit for sleeping with a succubus.  If anything, you should pay us.”

“What?!”

“I mean, I’m really about the last succubus you should pick.  Probably the last.  But even I have done this a lot more often than you have.”  And she demonstrated her point with a single finger that made Sindonie shudder, involuntarily and unexpectedly.  “And you know, in a way, all of us—the succubae—are whores.  Mercifully, built to enjoy our work.  But with humans?  I should bring you an incubus.”

“I’ve heard,” Sindonie whispered, still unable to fully process the reactions Chava’s finger—now, fingers—were eliciting from her.  She swallowed and licked her lips.  “I’ve heard you have everything an incubus has.  When you want to.”

Chava chuckled.  “And you’ve heard right.  But as a succubus, I can’t take your soul, regardless of what organs I use.” Sindonie rocked back, as if Chava had thrown a bucket of cold water in her face.  “So… freebie.  But if we can reach an agreement on the important items, I’d have more… flexibility.”

Sindonie shrank back from the demoness’s fingernails, which she was waggling suggestively between them, wondering if she needed to stand up and move down the hall.  But Chava just laughed and sat back, idly and provocatively playing with her own nipples beneath her apron as she regarded the woman across from her.

“I can give you the glamour for three Blessed Things.”

“Fine!” She agreed miserably.

“How are you going to fill your side of the bargain?”

“I’ll find a priest and persuade him to help me.  I can come up with an excuse for one time.”

“As long as you only need the glamour once,” Chava shrugged.

“What do you mean?”

“One glamour for three Blessed Things.  That was the deal, wasn’t it?”

“You’re as bad as the rest of them,” Sindonie hissed, in a tight whisper, her face whitening.

“I sooo wish you were right about that,” Chava looked down.  “But I’m afraid it’s just that I’ve been in too much trouble for too long, to have any wiggle room.  And then there’s the question of what you’ll pay for the boys.”

“Bitch,” she repeated, sobbing and shaking her head, with tears in her eyes.  “I’m so fucked!”

Still refusing to look at her, Chava murmured down at the floor:  “If you use the boys to bring you the Blessed Things, you’ll be fine, won’t you?  Churches like trees in the forest, you said?  And if they’re helping you, you’re trading their efforts for their freedom, while you trade your own for your glamours.”

Sindonie stared at her, just stared, with her eyebrows knotted and her lip trembling, until she dared to flick her eyes up to check on her, then quickly look back down.  “You must be pleased with yourself.  That’s what you wanted all along, wasn’t it?”

“Please don’t tell my Mistress I suggested it,” Chava whispered.  “She’ll accept it, but I should have pushed for more.”

Sindonie hung her head in her hands, groaning, her rage giving way to the same melancholy that held Chava.  She couldn’t really stay mad at her, the Queen herself having confirmed Chava’s story.  But she felt guilty and dirty about bringing the children into this, especially after she’d intended not to.  And it was compounded by the fury she felt at how unfair it was the demonesses knew a secret about her that even she didn’t know; and were trying to charge her to tell it to her!  It was her secret!  And she couldn’t—even—afford to learn it tonight!  She might never be able to, not when the succubae were going to make her pay every time she had to step into a church.

They sat that way for what seemed a long time, but probably wasn’t at all, until Chava whispered:  “If you still want to play…”

“I feel sick,” Sindonie choked, pushing herself to her feet.  “And I need to sleep—I—I’m sorry.”

Chava nodded sadly as Sindonie practically fled for the stairs, barely taking the time to close the storage-room door behind her.

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PREVIOUSLY:  Two traumatized boys of 5 or 6 residing on the militarized Southern border of the Pale have just been given into the care of the Augustinians:  Char, youngest son of Lord Wrathdown, a gentle nontraditional boy and a bit of an airhead, has been banished to the Church to make a man of him; accompanied by a new ward of his father’s, Pen, the refugee of an Irish raid, who was meant to help him learn, but is still in a state of shock from whatever he has experienced there.  Accompanied by Char’s tutor, Sindonie, and her son Oliver, they are being taken to their new home.  NOW:

Just as Friar Paul knocked—well, pounded—the heavy wooden door of the Charity House again, they heard an eruption of children’s voices from inside.  Movement from the windows on the right caught their eyes and they saw children’s excited faces pressed up against them, eager to see who could possibly be knocking on the orphanage door at such a late hour.

Vespers had come and gone on the road, shortly before they dropped the Archbishop off at his Palace outside the City; and it could fairly be judged Compline—bedtime—now.  Brother Paul cringed visibly as he braced himself for Sister Phillipa’s reaction to the obvious disruption their late arrival had caused.

Arriving on Bothe Strete outside the Charite Hous, Brother Paul had hesitated with one foot out the door, forcing Sindonie to reverse her forward momentum to follow him, he cleared his throat:  “Oh, and by the way, you can call Sister Phillipa, Mother Phillipa.”

Sindonie was taken aback:  As in every sphere of life, titles and ranks were the prerogative of men, with a very few exceptions the nobility preserved to protect their own families’ special privileges.  “Mother” was an honorific the Church was practically loathe to bestow on any woman; and was normally reserved for those few, rarified sisters named Abbess or Canoness the male bishops and cardinals could not seemly avoid appointing to run esteemed all-female institutions of the church. 

Sindonie knew before they arrived, of course—had known the moment the orphanage was first mentioned—it could not possibly have been an esteemed institution.  It was understood; orphans were little better than madmen or criminals; indeed, many if not most of the orphans had probably been found in the street and rounded up in the first place by the City Watch for breaking the vagrancy or other criminal laws, and offered to the Charite Hous because they seemed even younger than most.  By extension, Charite Hous was little better than the Black Dog:  Dublin’s notorious prison, housed like a parody of an inn in one of Dublin’s decaying defensive towers above a space rented to the slightly-less-notorious tavern that lent the prison its name. That was the City Watch’s next stop for anyone Mother Phillipa didn’t like the look of; a responsibility she wore heavily, as evidenced by a fair fraction of the children any other nun in the city would have turned away instead of fighting, valiantly, to save.

“Mother Phillipa—she’s the Abbess of St. Mary de Hogges?”  Sindonie asked in shock.

Friar Paul laughed.  “No, of course not.  Just salt of the Earth.  But everyone calls her ‘Mother.’”

“Even though she’s really a Sister?”

“It’s much simpler.”  Char and Pen both giggled behind her at that suggestion.  The fact they shared a sense of humor ought to help them bond; and she was inclined to laugh, too; but she settled for the skeptical look Father Paul caught on her face as he helped her from the carriage.  “That does sound odd,” he admitted, allowing himself a smile.  “But you’ll see.  All the children call her ‘Mother’ anyway.  And there’s another Sister Phillipa; this keeps them straight.”

“As long as the Abbess doesn’t mind…” Sindonie suggested tentatively.

“Not at all.  Mother Phillipa isn’t known for putting on airs or getting above her station.  Salt of the Earth!” he repeated, as he pounded on the door of the orphanage’s neat but generally—with the exception of several brass plaques announcing its function—modest and simple exterior.

Thus prepared, Sindonie was curious but not surprised when the door was opened by a fat, tired nun who looked entirely unhappy to see them. She was plainly as uninterested in facing and handling another unexpected situation today, as the small children behind her were thrilled by the break in their routine.  Especially just before the wearying nightly ritual of going to bed.  Sindonie could detect no airs at all floating around her; just practicality, exhaustion, and good intentions.  She liked and pitied the woman immediately.  The only thing about this woman that didn’t match Sindonie’s expectations was her apparent lack of resentment at her surroundings, her situation, her very life.  It was Sindonie and her charges who didn’t belong here.  (They soooo didn’t belong here…. But there was no benefit dwelling on that.)

Mother“What—” she began wearily and suspiciously.  When her eyes fell on Sindonie and the three children clustered around her, her shoulders tightened and she started shaking her head.  “Oh, no.  You—” and then she saw Friar Paul and her entire countenance, from face to body, fell into something closer to simple exhaustion and disbelief.  Her voice was flat:  “Brother Paul.”  The soldiers, barracked at Dublin Castle, had peeled away up Castle Strete when they turned down Bothe.  But the carriage, its weary, sore driver, and its likely weary, sore horses, still stood behind them.  At the sight of them, Mother Phillipa seemed to shake her head signaling it was too much for her to process.  Fancy coaches didn’t come down Bothe Strete quite this far; they stopped at Pillori Place at the King & Lord, or occasionally at one of the other, relatively-moderate establishments buffering the successful merchants and nobles staying at the King & Lord, from the orphans at the Charite Hous, and the even less-savory forms of life further down the road.

“Bless you Mother Phillipa, it’s not as bad as it appears, I promise,” Paul began, sounding apologetic and pleading, a tone close to whining despite the weighty credentials he began by asserting:  “Lord Dublin has been asked by Lord Wrathdown—” (she groaned) “but this is different, really!” he felt compelled to promise, before plunging on:  “These three boys come with their own governess!”

That did get Mother Phillipa’s attention, and she looked back askance at Sindonie, running her eyes up and down her, giving her the same expert rapid-fire appraisal a hog-farmer might make of a pig at market, her eyes finally catching and sticking on the little blond child and his fine clothing.  She might have gasped, just a little bit, she was so surprised.  “No… surely…”

“Yes,” Friar Paul nodded and smiled encouragingly, confirming her most unlikely imagining.  “This is Young Master Charles, youngest son of Lord Wrathdown’s name.”  Something stirred among the children behind her, although none of the nocturnal arrivals could really tell what it was about; and wondered if perhaps they’d imagined it.

“And of course, the other two are…?” Mother Phillipa began, hesitant to say “bastards” or anything similar to it.  She had actually taken on this mission, long ago, with the thought she could find satisfaction and help herself by helping orphaned children.  She wasn’t a mother to them, at least not on purpose; but she didn’t actually dislike or resent the children, the way some of the nuns assigned to help her from St. Mary de Hogges did.

“This one belongs to me,” Sindonie smiled with genuinely motherly pride, letting go of Charles to bring her son in for a full hug close behind them, something defiant daring anyone to argue with her or minimize her child creeping into her expression and voice as she announced him:  “Oliver Manning of Swords, rightful heir to his Manor, and Squire of Lord Skremen.  He will be staying with us while his grandmother is attending my sister, Lady Wrathdown, who is with child.  Lady Parnell will take her back to Skremen with her when she returns.”  As intended, she had dropped more names and titles and estates in those three sentences than Mother Phillipa and all her wards combined could drop if they were given as much time as they needed to compose lists.  As was inevitable, her circumstances—being sent to an orphanage to tutor for a noble child banished here—hinted at a great deal more back-story, only confirmed by her edge of defensiveness.

Nonetheless, Mother Phillipa, as practical and hard-nosed a woman as she was, curtsied.  “Such an honor,” she offered, not quite what Sindonie, Oliver, and Char were technically owed; but more polite than anyone was likely to demand of her under the circumstances.  “And this ragamuffin?” she gestured at Pen.

“Pendragon Argent,” Friar Paul answered.  Since none of them was quite sure what the boy’s future would hold given his precarious position as a ward of the ungenerous and unkind Baron Wrathdown, he finessed it:  “His father was Lord of the Manor of Raheen-a-Cluig, attacked two days ago.  He and a priest were the only survivors left behind.”

The better side of Mother Phillipa’s nature revealed itself in her look of genuine sympathy.  “Poor boy.”  She frowned.  “He looks like he walked all the way here by himself.”

“He did, Mistress!”  Char answered.  “Lord Dublin said it was almost five miles past Shanganagh, which is five miles—”

Sindonie giggled, covering his mouth and shrugging apologetically before Mother Phillipa’s frown could turn into a complaint.  “No one’s talking to you, Char!” she reminded him, and a couple of the children in the doorway grinned at one another.  “And mercifully, the Archbishop let him ride in a carriage after his oh-so-long walk was over!”  she concluded Char’s story for the benefit of the other children.  They all turned their eyes appreciatively to the fine vehicle behind them, and the driver even managed to bestir himself enough to make half a gesture toward a smile and a salute.

“We’re not set up for gentle folk,” Mother Phillipa scratched her chin thoughtfully.  “Why did the Archbishop send them here?”

Brother Paul shrugged, revealing all the truth before he even started talking:  “Because you’re known as the Mother of All Dublin.”

“You’re a dreadful liar, Brother Paul,” Mother Phillipa blushed, unable entirely to resist the clever and charismatic young man’s charms, the girls behind her giggling.  “I think your shrug was the better answer:  ‘cause he has no idea what else to do with them.”

“Lord Wrathdown has committed Young Master Charles to the choir and the church, but the Archbishop felt he wasn’t quite ready—”

Mother Phillipa laughed, genuinely, at that.  “You mean Father Adam would quit the Church before he’d accept underaged children he hadn’t personally vetted for his precious choir.”  And in fairness, the boys’ choir of Dublin was a wonder to hear.   “Well… I think we have a spare box they can share in the boys’ room,” she allowed.

Paul’s eyes bulged.  “Er, the Archbishop had thought perhaps the Baron might expect a separate room for his son—” he began, breaking off because Phillipa’s laugh was so genuine and spontaneous, it obviously wasn’t calculated.  And even the children started laughing.  Friar Paul wasn’t sure what he’d said that was so funny, but he could tell there was something he didn’t know.

“We have exactly six rooms in our Hous:  boys’ bedroom, girls’ bedroom, kitchen, schoolroom, storeroom, and matrons’ room.  Which one of them did the Archbishop have in mind?”  On a roll, and further encouraged by the solidarity of the children behind her, she suggested:  “I’d suggest the storeroom.  You know we actually store our own supplies in the other rooms, because you lot have filled the storeroom with the Church records?  We had to borrow a ladder from the work-house so we could stack the records up to the ceiling, just so we could keep the floor clear,” she concluded.

Friar Paul opened his mouth, his eyes betraying how frantically he was trying to come up with a solution that would please the Archbishop, but Sindonie stopped him with a good-humored gesture and a glance, turning to Char and saying:  “You’ve never slept in a box before, have you?”

“No, Mistress,” he shook his head.

“I’m told they’re ever so warm, and you’ll get to sleep with your friends!” 

“You’re pretty!”  One of the girls told Char.  This made several of the boys snigger meanly.   Unsurprisingly, given Char’s station, he did not immediately appreciate what that portended; and indeed, he didn’t even show any signs of embarrassment.  It was difficult to read anything into Pen’s reaction; but Oliver, even as thick as he could be sometimes, understood it immediately.  She was proud to see that it instinctively bothered him to see a boy he had grown up with, targeted that way. 

“You could sleep in the girls’ room?” the girl suggested.

“Clemence!”  Mother Phillipa growled, chiding her with more force than she felt, obviously thinking the girl needed it.  As the other children laughed, she continued:  “You girls are already packed in four to a box yourselves.  And Christian boys and girls—English boys and girls—” she looked sharply towards three children standing together adding “boys and girls of Dublin—” (leading Sindonie to suspect the three children were probably from Irish families) ‘”do not sleep together unless they’re married!”  Children being relatively guileless, there had been many times over the years when confused-looking children had protested and given examples from their own benighted childhood of unchristian relationships maintained right in front of them; but that wasn’t an issue tonight.  She squeezed Clemence, mussed her hair, and told her fondly:  “Charles will sleep with the other boys, where he belongs!”

Seeing that Charles seemed receptive to the adventurous idea of sleeping in a box, Sindonie turned back to Mother Phillipa and concluded proudly, as much for the benefit of the other children as for her:  “My three boys grew up on the Pale.  They’ve slept on the floor and carry their own knives like everybody else.  A box will be perfectly fine.  For them,” she emphasized.

“We have three beds in the matrons’ room,” Mother Phillipa responded to the suggestion.  “With two sisters from St. Mary de Hogges on night duty, you’ll have to share a bed, but it should be quite comfortable.”  Mother Phillipa then continued, raising a warning finger, “However, I can’t stand vermin, and I won’t have them in my orphanage!  Most of these children come from the worst sewers and slums of Dublin and they come to us familiar with things that would make you turn white as a sheet.  Things such as your little gentlemen there can’t imagine.”  She spared the three of them a glance.  “We teach them how to be Christians first, healthy second, and productive third,” she summarized their mission in a sentence.  “And although doubtless these three little lords are pure and clean as fresh snow,” (her tone suggesting skepticism), “I can’t let these other children see me making any exceptions.  Before any of you can sleep in this house, you’ll have to bathe and be checked for lice.”

“Well, if I must bathe, so be it,” Sindonie agreed, looking delighted at the prospect.  “Please, show us the way.  Oh—and where should these gentlemen put my trunk?”

“Third floor, on the right, for your trunk.”  Friar Paul and the driver managed not to grimace at being volunteered for one final task before they could leave.  The Archbishop had volunteered that Friar Paul could wait until the morning to return to St. Patrick’s and make copies of the letters; but the driver, and perhaps some poor stable hand awakened for the purpose, would have to care for the horses before he could go to sleep.  The driver began unfastening the trunk from the roof.  The treasure, of course—even the two harp brooches, which the Archbishop had promised to keep for Pen, reckoning they would simply be stolen in the orphanage—had been unloaded at St. Sepulcher, so Paul and the driver could wrestle Sindonie’s trunk up to the top floor without worrying about guarding the carriage. 

Meanwhile, Mother Phillipa was communicating to Sindonie:  “And the bath is right here,” she gestured to the kitchen and dining hall, where they’d seen, and still saw, children looking out the window.  “Next to the hearth, for heating the water; and the fountain provided by Lord Wrathdown.”


“The fountain?!”  Char exclaimed excitedly, forgetting himself in his astonishment.  “You have a fountain inside the house—Mistress?!”  He added her honorific hastily at the end.

“Yes, thanks to your father, Lord Wrathdown,” she explained, interested but not surprised to see the boy didn’t seem care about the praise of his father; or perhaps, even to look slightly dissatisfied with her answer.

“How, Mistress?”  the red-headed boy asked, his face filled with wonder.

Sindonie could see that Mother Phillipa was in no mood to answer questions from rude boys about things she couldn’t explain anyway; and was not accustomed to dealing with children who thought their questions and reactions mattered to adults.  Heading off another potential problem for the sister, and, she hoped, demonstrating how valuable she could be if Mother Phillipa made her an ally, she gave his hand a squeeze and promised the boy:  “That will require some investigation.  But if you have patience, we can inquire and find out.”

“Yes, Mistress,” he agreed, seeming mollified.

Sindonie made Mother Phillipa’s evening, demonstrating both her practical knowledge and her work ethic, by pulling the curtains closed for privacy, heating fresh water in a clean cauldron over the fire, bathing all three of her boys, draining the tub, and tucking the boys into their box, without complaining, asking for any help or even advice, or even acting fussy and resentful like the two duty sisters.  She thus allowed the other three women to get the other hundred or so children tucked into their beds as usual, wondering silently at the number of orphans in the Pale.

Without being asked, Mother Phillipa took it upon herself, as soon as the boys were sitting in the tub, to inspect each boy’s head very closely, even running a very fine comb through their hair before any of them washed it.  She was looking for lice.  And quite thoroughly, Sindonie thought, giving a mental nod of approval.  But of course none of her boys were lousy, she thought loyally.  Not even her new one.  She made sure all three of them bathed thoroughly, confirming by observation that the new one had been well-enough raised to wash himself. 

The boys’ bedroom was a narrow walkway, from the door to the central hall, to a hearth at the end of the building; with chamber pots and little footstools cluttering the floor, wooden walls on either side, and three rows of four double doors in each of those walls.  Each set of double doors opened onto a box, about half as big as an adult bed.  With 24 boxes total, the boys averaged about two heads per bed, although the biggest 4 or 5 boys seemed to have boxes to themselves, making for several boxes with three younger boys in them.  The girls’ bedroom was just like the boys, but at the end of the building without a fireplace.  Even if Phillipa hadn’t confirmed it earlier, Sindonie could have calculated the girls must be packed in twice as densely as the boys because they outnumbered them about two to one.  Parents were more likely to keep boys and give up girls for the same reason the boys’ room was the one with the fireplace:  because boys were valued more than girls.

When she brought her own boys up to bed, the other matrons were just getting the last of the other children settled.  With a nod, Phillipa confirmed what Sindonie had guessed, that the empty box at the bottom with folded sheets hung neatly over the entrance, furthest away from the fire, was for the new boys.  She saw Char start to get his back up and squatted down in front of him, brushing his long hair gently with her hand, explaining to him quietly, but with Pen and Ollie close enough to overhear her:  “At the end of the day, Char-girl, you are as you were born, the master of all these other children, and you’ll enjoy the privileges that come with that.  But you’re not in your father’s house any more; you’re in a school.  And what you need to do in school—what every child needs to learn in school—is that you can be yourself and hold your own, even when you’re treated like everybody else.  You need to take this chance to learn what these boys’ and girls’ lives are like by living the same way they do.  Because they’ll be serving you the rest of your life, and you can’t manage them if you don’t understand them better.  I know this isn’t going to be easy for you, honey.  Some of these children are going to be mad at you.”

“Why?” Char asked.

She shook her head.  “You’re an arrogant little shite, Char,” and she giggled at his shocked expression.  “I saw you getting upset because you three got assigned the worst bed.  These other children have all gotten the worst bed their whole lives, and they expect to go on getting the worst bed until the day they die, while you get the best.  Try to imagine they see your father when they look at you, with—”

“I’m nothing—”

She put her fingers over his mouth and shook her head.  “I’m not saying you are.  I’m saying you look that way to them.  You can be mad at them for that, it’s fine, but try to understand it too, and that they might feel about you the same way you feel about your father.  Just—think about it.  And I’m sorry you have to do this.  But your father has sent us here to teach us the lessons he wants us to learn, and some of them are going to be hard.  For both of us.  But we’re going to learn them, and keep our heads high, so when we see him again he knows we’re tougher than him.  Do you understand, sweetie?”

Char nodded, hesitantly, not entirely sure if he understood all of it or not.  But thinking he did, a little bit.  Especially the last bit.  She tried again:  “Your dad put us in this position.  And I can’t make it too easy on you because you’ll need to face your father again at the end of this and show him what he expects to see.  But I will get you through this,” she assured him, squeezing his hands tightly in her own and pulling his attention into her eyes, watching his lip tremble a little bit, even as he nodded sharply and decisively.  She smiled proudly and hugged him, carefully making sure her head was against Char’s left cheek so that Pen, just to her right, would be able to hear what she said to Char:  “And you’ve got Oliver here for the first few nights, don’t you?  He’s going to be a big help, isn’t he?”  Char pulled back, frowning at her, and nodded slowly as they shared a secret smile that Pen saw.  She kissed him and hugged Pen before turning and hugging her own son and whispering what she wanted him to know:  “I’m going to come check on you after my bath.  Do what Sister–Mother Phillipa tells you, take care of the other boys, and if anything happens, I’ll help you sort it out then.”

“Yes, mom,” he answered.  She didn’t quite know what he understood.  She never did.  It broke her heart to even think it, but she knew her son wasn’t quite what other children were in some ways.  He was as simple as he was big for his age.  But he could hold his own when he had to.  And she knew he trusted his mother.

Pulling all three of them in close, she whispered:  “I want you to behave here, and treat Mother Phillipa with the utmost respect.  But when you’re alone with the other children, you may need to worry about them first and accept the consequences later.”

“Yes, Mistress,” the chorused, ranging from confused—Pen—to determined (Char) to simply accepting (Ollie).

“Good night, boys.  Good night to all of you boys!” she said to the room, waving gaily, getting responses from many of them before walking out.

She had noticed that each of the little boxes had a latch on the outside, presumably allowing the matrons to lock misbehaving or problem children into their beds.  Frowning thoughtfully, and hiding a smirk, thinking that was a terrible idea if children in Dublin were anything like children on the Pale, she returned to the kitchen below, rinsed the tub, drew her own bath, and hummed quietly, reveling in it.  She almost imagined she could hear the matrons leaving and going to their own room.  Then, she almost imagined she could hear thumping and crying from the boys’ room; but she wasn’t really quite sure.  As much as Dublin City shut down after curfew, the human sounds never really stopped here.  And like many buildings belonging to the church, this one had been built to last, muffling the sounds from other rooms as much as it did the sounds from outside.

A bath with a faucet, fire, and drain in the same room?  She marveled at the idea.  She’d never imagined anything so luxurious.  She might have to treat herself to a bath every night!  She had been to Dublin before, and knew at some level water was brought into public fountains in the city; but she had never heard of a building with its own water supply before, not even a castle or a palace!  Not that she’d even been to a palace, or even a truly prestigious house, before.  There were nobles, and there were nobles.  Here in the Pale, there were the City and some of the county aristocracy who thrived on trade and large estates; and then there were folk like hers, marcher folk or folk like her mother, who came from gentry so humble they looked for opportunity out on the frontier.  The Royal Court in England?  Well, that was something she’d heard about, but couldn’t really imagine.

She snorted, amused at herself, lying with the towel Mother Phillipa had provided, and that she had already used to dry the boys covering her eyes, feeling for all the world like the Queen, unable to believe Catherine of Aragon could actually feeling any better or more fine than she was on this night.  Sindonie stayed in the bath until the water started to cool.  Pulling the plug out so it could drain, the water rippling down to the lowest part of the floor where a drain at the bottom of the wall let it escape to lower Bothe Strete on the downhill side of the Charite Hous, she quickly splashed fresh cold water on the tub and scrubbed it with some rushes to clean it.  Then, after a moment’s thought, she refilled the big cauldron a third time so the water could heat over the embers that were still fierce, but no longer flaming.  Wrapping the big warm towel around herself, she brushed her teeth, enjoyed a handful of fresh water from the fount, put the cork back into it (and laughing when, inexperienced with such things, she was too slow pushing the cork in and sprayed herself with a brisk wave of cold water), before bouncing up the stairs to the second floor.

Quietly, she opened the door a crack and peered in, squinting in the dim light until she was sure.  As she had expected, the latch on her kids’ box had been snapped home, trapping them inside.  She snorted.  “Little sarding shites,” she hissed to herself, smiling, knelt on the floor in front of the door, and opened it, blinking to speed her eyes’ adjustment to the even heavier darkness inside the box.

She snorted again and shook her head, teasing the three of them gently, speaking loudly enough for all the listening boys around the room to hear:  “You three look like a litter of sad little puppies.”  And they really did. 

Giggles and snorts came from the other boxes, at the expense of her boys; but she couldn’t quite help seeing the humor in it, either.

“They—” Char began, and she silenced him by putting her own finger over her mouth, making sure both Char and Pen got the message, even as she said—while shaking her head—“I don’t want to hear it!”  Then she crooked her finger at Oliver and helped him silently out of the box.  When Char tried to follow, she held up her hand, smiling and nodding encouragingly, and put her finger over her lips again.

Not entirely happily, but trusting her, Char settled back down on the mattress, and the watchful Pen simply waited silently with an expression of uncertainty.

“I’m glad I checked on you,” she said in her stage whisper.  “I’m leaving this unlocked and I want you silly boys to leave it unlocked in case you need to pee.  Do you understand me?”

“Yes, Mistress,” the three boys chorused. 

“Good night,” she sang, and as they answered her, she shut the door of their box before pulling Oliver by the hand out of the room with her.  She closed the door to the hall most of the way, just leaving it cracked, and indicated to Oliver he could peek through the crack, while she stood behind him, petting his hair.

For a few minutes, nothing happened.  Then Oliver tensed in excitement, presumably seeing what Sindonie had expected.  A moment later, she heard snickering at the same time a bolt—doubtless, the latch on the box Char and Pen were trapped in—slid closed.

“Hey!  Hey!”  she heard Char’s muffled protest, and louder laughter from several boys.  Oliver looked at her for confirmation and she gestured for him to do whatever he was going to do.  Like a dog released into a pen filled with rats, he threw the door open and raced in, too busy and focused to make any sounds besides some natural growling and grunting.  The other boys were much louder, crying out in surprise and then protest, rage, complaint, pain, and fear, generally but not entirely in that order. 

Oliver was eight.  The orphanage was intended for children seven and younger; but as the Archbishop had explained the previous day, there were older children—by their appearance, she guessed up to eight or nine or even ten—who still resided here because there was no place for them to sleep where they apprenticed.  She guessed several of the bullies—it sounded like there was more than one of them—were probably Oliver’s age or older.  Oliver was a bit big for his age, but it wasn’t really his size that made the difference.  It was the intensity and focus he had about things he took seriously.  And maybe a little something else, Sindonie suspected sometimes.  There was a brief pause in the sounds of struggle when she heard what she presumed was Oliver unlocking the box to liberate his friends, and she beamed with pride that her son gave them a thought even in the midst of battling others. 

When the door of the girls’ room opened behind her, Sindonie looked back over her shoulder and saw what she expected:  a bunch of girls, already out of their boxes and shivering in their colder room, wide-eyed.  When they saw her, they almost closed the door again but she just grinned at them and ambled over to the boys’ door, opening it so they could all see the fight transpiring there, and leaning against the door frame, crossing her legs at the ankles, her feet cold on the floor and her wet hair cold on top of her head.  But Mother Phillipa had only laid out one towel for all four of them to share, and she had to use that around her torso, not only to avoid shivering, but for modesty!  So she brought her arms in tight to try and stay warm as she watched the expected scene playing out in front of her.

Ollie was mowing through all opposition.  Char and Pen had jumped out to support him and, being younger and gentler, came out on the worse end of every exchange with any of the other boys.  Still, they felt obliged not to abandon Ollie, and acquitted themselves nobly if ineptly.  In the big scheme of things, it didn’t really matter; Ollie was all that mattered, and all that was necessary, for the victory; Char’s and Pen’s sole function (although they were probably too young to understand it) was simply to demonstrate loyalty and courage to the other boys.

Honestly, it went on longer than she expected.  Not because Ollie disappointed, but because the other boys were tougher than she might have given them credit for.  The bullies who’d come out to torment had stayed to fight, hanging in there even as they took a drubbing, just as Char and Pen were doing.

She braced herself when she heard heavier feet slapping on the stone stairs behind her.

“WHAT IN THE NAME OF ST. EDMUND IS GOING ON HERE?!”  Mother Phillipa demanded as she launched herself off the stairs, jumping over the last three or four steps and landing on the wooden floor, surprisingly nimble for a woman of her bulk.

With a burst of gasps and panicked noises, the door to the girls’ room closed and Sindonie bit her lip to keep from laughing as she imagined how they must all be slithering back into their boxes and pretending to be asleep.

With great difficulty, Sindonie wrestled her features into a semblance of seriousness, managing to look a bit lost and unsure by the time Phillipa came even with her, giving the impression of a woman who had never come across anything like the scene in front of her before and didn’t know what to do about it, rather than an instigator-in-chief laughing her ass off at the chaos she’d stirred up.  But if there was anything she understood, it was boys.  Char and Pen were going to get their asses kicked here at Our Ladies.  It was for the best they should do so while Oliver was the center of attention so the two weaker, lesser boys could demonstrate that even if they were wimps, they were not cowards.  And having Oliver fighting by their sides made it much more likely they would, in fact, demonstrate bravery.  Being outnumbered and overpowered at the same time, with absolutely no hope of resisting and absolutely no allies, had a way of encouraging cowardice.  That was not what the other boys needed to see from them.

“Mistress Manning—what?!  This is unacceptable!” she screeched, charging into the boys’ room in only her nightdress and nightcap, followed by the two duty nuns from St. Mary-de-Hogges.  One senior boy was sitting on Char, holding his hands down over his head with one hand and punching him in the face with the other.  Two senior boys were wrestling with Pen, who was putting up a surprising fight; but then, the boy was probably half-wild and half-crazy after the events he’d witnessed in the last three days.  Meanwhile, Ollie was, in a more-or-less leisurely fashion, continuing to toss seniors and boarders into walls, knocking them down to the floor, and yanking them furiously by their hair as they squawked and cried out in surprise.

The mere sight of Mother Phillipa, somehow twice as terrifying dressed like a wild Irishwoman in bare feet, nightgown, and nightcap than in her usual neat uniform, was enough to send virtually everyone other than the primary culprits scattering back into their holes as quickly as they could get there, hoping that if they could disappear fast enough, they and their transgressions would be forgotten or overlooked.  And even the real instigators and their three victims shrank back and fell passive at her sight or touch.  The other two nuns weren’t exactly idle, they just weren’t all that effective, either; lacking both Phillipa’s authority and conviction.  When they seized boys by their shoulders, the boys so seized would quiet down and look guilty the instant they saw who they were dealing with, even before the sisters started swinging their arms. 

And none of the three nuns were shy about that:  Phillipa slapped Pen so hard his eyes shot wide open and he practically came to attention, looking startled and starting to apologize profusely and sincerely.  So much so the nun realized he’d been dealt with with a single blow and she could turn her back on him and move on to the next.  One of the others put one hand on each of two boys attacking or approaching Char and pulled them off him, slamming them back and holding them pinned against opposite wooden walls for the few seconds it took them to calm down, come to their senses, and slump into submission.

Ollie, she was happy to see, saw Phillipa before she even reached him and withdrew from combat, hanging his head in resignation and accepting a final flurry of blows from his opponents without really reacting at all.  Which made them feel really stupid, that they could be fighting him with all their energies while he quit, essentially showing them they didn’t matter at all to him, and he didn’t even need to fight them to hold his own.

It didn’t take Phillipa more than a few seconds to shock and subdue all of Ollie’s opponents; and after she did, there was a second—just a second—of silence and stillness while Phillipa took a deep breath and forced herself to relax.  Then she turned to Ollie and the two biggest and oldest boys in the room, who had been fighting with him:  “What happened here?!  Where’s Roger?!”

All three boys stood silently, looking down at the ground.

I asked what happened!” Mother Phillipa shouted.  With enough presence of mind and self-control it was clear she was in in control of herself and determined to get to the bottom of things, not giving into her likely anger and frustration.

“Answer her, Oliver!” Sindonie commanded, similarly assertively but not angrily, softened by the genuine love she felt for him.

“I’m sorry, Mistress,” Oliver answered.  “Someone locked us in our box.”

“WHAT?!” Mother Phillipa screeched, genuinely shocked, the fact she was actually upset having an electrifying effect on the children in her care.

“My mother—Mistress Manning—unlocked the door and checked on us some time later and as soon as she left someone tried to lock us in again.  So, I stopped them.”

“You mean you attacked them!”

“Yes, Mistress.  I’m sorry, Mistress.”

“Who was it?!”

“Ahh…” he hesitated, looking around from face to face.  “I’m honestly not sure, Mother Phillipa.  It could have been—was probably one of these fellows,” he said, gesturing vaguely at the older boys around him, “but I can’t really say.”

“Cutter!” she shook one of the older boys, a mean-faced sullen fellow with spiteful black eyes and enough black hair for a horse.  “Exactly what I would expect from you!  But where has Roger gotten to?”

Cutter didn’t answer, even when she pinched his arm brutally and insisted:  “Tell me!”

One of the other boys broke at a glance from the nun and whined:  “Hard Henry locked him in the cellar overnight for talking back!”

She signed, taking a moment to digest that, seeming both saddened and accepting of it as a necessary fact. 

“And YOU!” Mother Phillipa rounded on Sindonie, shoving her harder than she had intended, enough for her to fall back against the door frame and have to grip it for balance to avoid falling over.  “What kind of tutor—what kind of mother—” she broke off, taken aback by the way Sindonie’s pupils dilated and she breathed a little bit heavier, not a reaction she had expected or was quite able or willing to interpret.

Taking another deep breath, Sindonie explained:  “The border.  I—”

“What?” Phillipa was honestly confused.

“We’re Pale folk.  From the frontier.”

“And this is how you–?”

“More or less,” she nodded, spreading her hands and shrugging.  “Of course.  This is exactly how we do it.  We settle things.  Don’t you?”  And when Phillipa’s incredulous face communicated that, no, they did not think the same way, Sindonie shrugged.  “Maybe the barricade just makes it obvious.  The lines are clear.  Everything gets clarified.”

“‘More Irish than the Irish,’” Mother Phillipa shook her head, shocked.  “I’ve heard it said all my life, but I never—really—understood.  But it’s not the way we do things in Dublin.  This is a proper English city.”

“I’m sorry, Sister–Mother,” Sindonie apologized.  She was still breathing a little too heavily, and while Mother Phillipa didn’t quite understand it, she was definitely unsettled.  But she seemed quite sincere, and Phillipa had seen how genuinely she was proud of her boys.  A little parental affection and care went a long way with a woman who spent her life trying to repair the damage done by people who viewed their own children as nuisances.  “We’ll figure it out,” Sindonie promised earnestly.  “I swear it.  I’ll do better.”

“You’re like barnyard animals!  This is Dublin City!”

“We’ll get used to it, Mother.  Please!  Give us a chance.”

Her face softened.  “Of course, I’ll give you a chance.  I’m just not sure that will be enough.  Get out—all three of you, go on, get to bed.”  And she turned back to the roomful of tired, scaped boys around her, as the other three matrons left the room.  “Nothing like this has happened since… I don’t even know when, and I promise you it will not happen again in your lifetimes!  I’m too angry right now to punish you, but in the morning, I’ll make sure none of you ever forget this was the worst mistake you’ve made in this house,” she assured them, sending a shudder through the room.  (And she qualified her threat mentally:  If you didn’t count the times various children had nearly burned the building down around them, mishandling or even trying to play with fire.  But it wouldn’t help any of them to share that thought with the children.). Instead, her tone softening, she changed her focus.  “First things first tonight.  Are any of you idiots seriously hurt?  Does anyone need attention?  Cuts?  Broken bones?  Pain?”

Outside in the hall, Sindonie stood at the foot of the stairs, blocking the two duty nuns until they came up short, their eyes widening as they realized she was intentionally getting in their way to force them to heed her.  “The big bed next to Sister-Mother Phillipa’s is mine,” she announced quietly, but convincingly.  “Tonight, and every night.  You two can share the small bed against the wall opposite Mother Phillipa.”

Both of them glowered at her, and the larger of them—taller and bigger than Sindonie—sneered and stuck her jaw out.  “No, that’s my bed, and I’m going back to it.  Don’t try to stop me.”

Sindonie stepped right up to her, looking almost vertically up into her eyes.  “Mother Phillipa sent you two to bed, so go to bed.  Just not my bed.”

“She sent us all to b—she told all of us we could go to bed,” the nun corrected herself.

Sindonie smiled, like a wolf, with eyes that held no trace of any friendship or levity:  “She sent you to bed.  And now I’m sending you to bed.  Your bed.  The small bed the two of you are sharing.  If I find you in my bed, I’m going to choke you out and then roll you out onto the floor when you’re unconscious.”  Smiling wider, she let her towel drop to the floor so she could ball her hands into fists at her sides, pushing forward naked and ornery into the larger woman, shoving the top of her breasts into the bottom of the other woman’s.  “And if you don’t want to do what I say, right now, we can handle this the Pale way.  You know what you have to do.  So either prove you’re the boss, or go to your bed.”

The woman’s jaw worked for a moment, while her fellow Augustinian looked at her, both their expressions revealing the same shock and confusion.  Ultimately uncertain how else they could handle this mad woman, she shook her head and growled:  “You’re not worth it.  Tomorrow night I’ll be back in my own cell, and you’ll still be here, doubtless challenging the next duty nun.  You crazy bitch!”  She concluded, both of them circling warily around the smaller woman and hurrying up the stairs, leaving a bit of their dignity behind but keeping their common sense a great deal better than Sindonie.

The frontier woman wrapped herself back in her towel before Mother Phillipa came out of the boys’ bedroom, pulling the door shut and then turning around, surprised to catch sight of Sindonie.

“What are you doing, still down here?”

“I have a gift for you.”

“What?”

Sindonie tried to encourage her to go down the stairs.  “It’s already done.  I know I’ve made a mistake—”

“No, I’m too tired—”

“Please.”

“Augh!  Fine, for one minute, you vexing woman!” she agreed, unhappily following Sindonie down the stairs into the kitchen. 

“How long has it been since you’ve allowed yourself a relaxing bath at the end of a long day?”

“I don’t take baths to relax!” she protested, trying to turn back around towards the stairs.

“No—please—I want to do this for you,” Sindonie insisted, pushing the kitchen door closed and using the same physical blocking tactic she had with the two sisters upstairs, but with less open aggression.  “I’ve upset you and made a bad impression on our first day here and I want to show you I’m committed to this, to you and to the children in my care.  I want to learn!”

“You can learn tomorrow!  I have to think how to handle what you—what happened—”

“You know how to care for this houseful of children—” Sindonie laughed “this house bulging with an army of children.”  Mother Phillipa couldn’t help but acknowledge the truth of that.

I know how to take care of weary soldiers.”

“I’m not a weary soldier—”

“You so are,” Sindonie disagreed, using the bucket to draw hot water from the cauldron and pour it into the bath.

“I don’t need a bath.”

“You don’t need to wash,” Sindonie corrected her, noticing with satisfaction how longingly Mother Phillipa’s eyes lingered on the big tub she was filling with hot water.  “But you need to let yourself be cared for.  You care for every orphaned child in the Pale.  Who cares for you?”

“God cares for me,” Mother Phillipa answered, meaning it, but unable to avoid the truth of Sindonie’s next statement:

“Which is true, but in context, means you can’t name a single person who does.  We have to care for one another in this world.  Especially we women.  If we’re going to wrangle children side by side in the same house, we need to care for one another, and having caused you such difficulty tonight, difficulty I know you will still be dealing with tomorrow—please!”  Sindonie suddenly urged her, giving up.  “Please, I can do this.  Let me apologize.”  She fell to her knees before Mother Phillipa, looking up at her earnestly.  “I beg of you.”

Mother Phillipa’s resistance collapsed.  Defeated, she sighed.  “You’re terrible,” she complained, rolling her eyes and taking off her cap.

“Thank you!”  Sindonie bounced to her feet happily, leaning over the edge of the tub to dip her elbow in it and test the water temperature, deciding to add two buckets of cold water, then testing it again and adding another bucket of hot, before nodding with satisfaction and holding Mother Phillipa’s arm to steady her as she climbed into the tub.

“I’m not feeble!” she protested.  “Oh!  That water is perfect!” She sighed.  “I haven’t heated bath water for myself in… so long.”

“You take cold baths?!”  Sindonie asked in astonishment.  Then amplified:  “You take primary care of a hundred wild orphan children in a cold stone six-room converted… whatever this place was built for, clearly not this!”  And she laughed, seeing the smile start to play around Mother Phillipa’s face, seeing her muscles start to relax and her eyes close as she lay back against the back of the tub.  “Helped only by a handful of resentful women who don’t like children—”

“Maybe,” she conceded, sounding embarrassed.  “A little bit…”

“On the wild, wild Western frontier of England,”

“Well… yes…”

“And the only thing you have that any covetous person would envy is a copper bathtub next to a cauldron in the only room I have ever been in or seen or even heard tell of, with running water….”

“Fine!”  she was laughing now, shaking her head with her eyes closed.  “Yes!”

“And you give yourself quick ice-cold baths to avoid any possibility of time off or pleasure for yourself so you can hurry back and start giving warm baths and warm meals and attention to your hundred orphans?!”


“I’m a nun!”  she laughed. 

“You mean you’re a zealot,” Sindonie laughed back.

“I’ve dedicated my life to God, not to my own pleasure.”

“The Bible doesn’t say we have to be miserable.  It doesn’t tell us to hurt one another, but to care for one another.  This is more comfort than pleasure.  Surely it’s good for us to give comfort to one another?”

“I suppose…” she admitted reluctantly.  “It’s just…. It’s just…” but she couldn’t quite figure out how to finish the thought.

So Sindonie finished it for her:  “It’s just, neither you nor anyone else has cared for you in so long, you don’t even remember what that’s all about.”

“Maybe,” she laughed.  “Wait!  What—”

Sindonie stepped in the tub and sat down, in the other end, facing her, giggling at the water sloshing over the sides, the innocence of her joy in the splashing water reassuring Phillipa. “This is care.  This is human love, following the example of Christ our Lord.  Just as the Royal Almoner himself does on Maundy Thursday,” she observed, taking hold of one weary foot.  “Don’t try to tell me this is wrong,” she cautioned Phillipa, giving her a sharp look.  “Not when we know literally Christ taught us to care for one another this way.”

Phillipa bit her lip as Sindonie began washing her feet.

“No.  This has to be wrong.  I don’t know how—it just has to—”

Sindonie snorted.  “Smart Christians can be so stupid sometimes.  Tomorrow, when you’re figuring out what to do with all the dumb boys, and remembering how angry you are at me while you’re picking up the pieces of the mess I made tonight, I’m going to remind you of this and ask you how it’s Christian to be mad at me for my mistakes—”

“I don’t want to think of that now!”

“—but not be grateful for my love.  Oh, wait:  You don’t want to think about that, but you don’t want to relax and enjoy yourself?  What do you want?”

“I don’t know!” she shook her head, laughing.  “You’re very vexing!  I—I—” suddenly she gasped, opening her eyes and her mouth and looking straight at Sindonie.


“Whaaaat?”  Sindonie asked uncomfortably.

“I know what I want.  Not, I mean, in life.  Well, maybe in life.  Maybe it is what I want.  But what I mean is, I know what I’m feeling anxious and worried about now, as you wash my feet in this tub—ohhhhhhh I’m pretty sure that must be sinful… it feels like what I imagine a certain—kind of sin—feels like—”

Sindonie burst out laughing.  “You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“I think I do!”

“I’ve been married.  I have a child.  I know exactly what you’re talking about.”

“Okay, fine, you know what I’m talking about,” she giggled, embarrassed.

“But you obviously don’t,” Sindonie laughed again.

“Of course not!”  she protested.

“But tell me what you were going to say.”

“I don’t remember.”

“What you want?”

“Oh.  Yes.  I want things to stay simple.  To be simple again.”

“Simple?”

“Yes.  Like they were yesterday.  Like they’ve been for a long time.  Even if they’ve been boring.  Even if it meant taking in another three boys without any more help.  It felt… safe!”

“And… what, I’m not safe?”

“Oh, absolutely not!” Mother Phillipa laughed.  “I could tell that the moment I set eyes on you.”

Sindonie didn’t know what to say, because she kind of knew she was trouble. So she just smiled a quiet little smile to herself.

“And you’re not simple.”  And when Sindonie still didn’t say anything, Phillipa prompted her:  “Are you?”

Sindonie had to burst out laughing, shaking her head.  “No.  No!  I’m not simple.”

“Nothing about you is simple, is it?”

“Probably not one thing,” Sindonie admitted, gently switching between feet in the warm water.  “I’m not simple.  None of my boys are simple—well, I mean, in the way that you mean.  I should say, there’s nothing simple about them.  And there’s not even anything simple about the stupid Baron’s stupid plans—” they both laughed, Phillipa accidentally making a snorting sound she was so delighted to hear someone else express what one assumed, and in a most un-Christian fashion probably hoped, everyone thought—“Don’t get me wrong:  his plans are stupid, they’re always stupid, but they always wind up making a complicated mess of everything for all of us….”

They both fell silent, reflecting on the very long, difficult day they had both just had.  And because they were facing one another eye to eye, it was easier to sit and enjoy a moment of silence with their eyes closed, looking inward upon themselves, reflecting on the complexities of the day or the simplicity of the bath.

Perhaps it wasn’t surprising they both fell asleep right then and there. And fortunately, or by God’s grace, the cooling water woke them up again, long before anyone else was stirring in the house.  And the snoring coming from the small bed on the other side of the matrons’ room reassured them neither of the nuns from St. Mary-de-Hogges was snooping on them or minding their habits.

Literature Section “08-03 Our Ladies of Lesser Mercy Mary Magdalene and Salomé”—more material available at TheRemainderman.com—Part 3 of Chapter Eight, “The Wild, Wild West”—8515 words—Accompanying Images:  4539, 4553-4564, 4585-4598—Published 2026-01-15—©2026 The Remainderman.  This is a work of fiction, not a book of suggestions.  It’s filled with fantasies, stupid choices, evil, harm, danger, death, mythical creatures, idiots, and criminals. Don’t try, believe, or imitate them or any of it.

CAUTION:  Contains themes of child and domestic abuse, misogyny, and bigotry some readers may find disturbing.

PREVIOUSLY:  Two traumatized boys of 5 or 6 residing on the militarized Southern border of the Pale have just been given into the care of the Augustinians:  Char, youngest son of Lord Wrathdown, a gentle nontraditional boy and a bit of an airhead, has been banished to the Church to make a man of him; accompanied by a new ward of his father’s, Pen, the refugee of an Irish raid, who was meant to help him learn, but is still in a state of shock from whatever he has experienced there.  NOW:

“Stop nattering.  You’re as nervous as a cat,” Archbishop Andrew chided Friar Hugh mildly, as his clerk, Friar Paul, sitting across from them, stifled a smirk.  Friar Paul was doing his best, in the jolting carriage, to draft a letter the Archbishop had just begun dictating to his superior, Cardinal Wolsey, and the Royal Almoner Richard Rawlins, the Archdeacon of Cleveland.  Despite his best efforts, Paul knew he would be up all night redrafting every word and sentence dictated on the ride to make them both legible and suitably formal and neat for the dignity of the Archbishop’s office.  This latest letter especially, as it was to entreat the second- or third-most powerful man in the British Isles (depending on how you rated him relative to James V, King of Scots, who was approximately the same age as the two children squeezed into the bench on either side of Friar Paul at the moment).

One of those children, the young lord of anything that remained of Raheen-a-Cluig Manor, was suitably impressed with the eminence of their company to remain silent, and had not spoken a word except when spoken to on the long ride from Dublin except when the Archbishop led them in their prayers at Prime and Terce—again, the prayers were a much longer version of what Char was used to at home.  “But at least,” the Archbishop observed jovially, “The lad is speaking, and observing his manners!”

The other child, reflecting both the short but privileged life of relative deference he had enjoyed before this morning, and his increasing excitement at returning home, could not have been shut up by the Beefeaters themselves.  Although even he seemed to be sobered by the solemnity of being privately led in the Divine Office by the Archbishop of Dublin.  For each office, their little caravan stopped, Andrew donned his stole and miter, and then he read the service from his seasonal Breviary.  It doubtless helped impress the children with his dignity, the awe with which other travelers on the road reacted, and fell to their knees reverently, the moment they caught sight of the Archbishop in his regalia leading the service beside the road, offering coin, grain, or anything they had in gratitude and awe when he was done. Their reaction was even more striking than the reaction to the Archbishop’s cart, which was satisfying enough:  once they’d passed Milltown, they’d left the Slige Chualann, the great Southern road from Dublin, which veered West around the Wicklow mountains.  They were then back on the local roads (well, the local road, which most people South of the capital called either the Ród Dubhlinn or the Ród Bré because it was the only real road in the narrow tongue of land jutting South along the coast from Dalkey to Bray, tenuously held by the Baron of Wrathdown, and therefore the King of England, despite the slow erosion of English power in the Pale, and more broadly Ireland. 

Theoretically, a ród should be wide enough for a wheeled vehicle to pass two horsemen without any of them having to leave the road; and therefore, by implication, suitable for a cart.  But the estimation of most people seemed to be quite different from that of whoever had laid out the road and labeled it a ród.  The few people they passed—most on foot, a few on horseback, absolutely none on a wheeled vehicle of any kind—stepped off the road entirely to avoid being run down by the horses pulling the carriage, when the boundaries of the road were even clear enough to make out.  They tended to be clearest where the road ran through bogs.  There, traffic was constrained to follow eskers—narrow, winding ridges of sand and rock—or, rarely, relatively-straight rows of wooden planks laid out to keep travelers from sinking into the wetlands beneath them.  The boards often appeared, and many of them may have been, more ancient than the walls of Dublin themselves.  But in most areas, the “road” was more of a traditional easement, a legal right of the public to transit land, than a physical construction or even a physical scar on the land.

Fortunately for the passengers in the carriage, they couldn’t see the dread slowly gather in the driver’s face when leagues went past without seeing another human face, or another unambiguous confirmation—like wooden boards—that they were still on the right track.  The driver had confidently asserted he could drive them anywhere in the Pale, thinking they had meant anywhere people in their right mind might want to take a carriage.  Driving in Wrathdown was frightening enough in its own right, being as close to the border as the entire half-serjeanty was.  But once they were off the Slige, his fear was compounded by the nagging question of whether he was still on the correct route, or might have accidentally left the road.  Especially, if he might have left the road and drifted toward—or over—the boundary itself, perhaps in an area without any signs of fortification.  The longer it went on, the more anxious he would become that they were surely in the terrifying O’Toole’s wilderness, far from civilization and doomed. 

Relief would sweep over his face, more animated even than the surprised faces of people setting eyes on the carriage, when he would spot an English farm or village, or English travelers—obvious from their clothing, and even the way they rode their horses—reassuring him they were still on track; and offering him another opportunity to ask for guidance and reassurance about the next stage of their journey.

“That’s Uncle Owen’s farm!”  Char suddenly exclaimed, pointing out the window.  “I don’t know why they call him that,” the child added, apropos of nothing.  “None of us are related to him.  We’re almost there!” he exclaimed at that very moment, half-hanging out the window both for fresh air and to entertain himself.  “This trip was so much faster!”

Father Hugh’s mind was elsewhere.  “It’s just—Baron Wrathdown is… you may not appreciate how…” he flustered, “well, irascible he’s become, doubtless as a result of his beloved wife’s passing—”

The Archbishop made a sound of disgust.  “His bereavement has nothing to do with it.  Baron Wrathdown is a bully and a thug, always has been.  Like all the Wrathdowns.  Er, so to speak,” he added as an afterthought, gesturing towards Char as it occurred to him he was one of the Wrathdowns, the closest to an apology for insulting him and his entire family as he had any interest in making to the child. 

“That and worse, my Lord.  He’s a beast!” the boy agreed, his nostrils flaring with hostility, causing the Archbishop and his clerk to laugh.  Something in the Archbishop’s eyes, though, reflected his displeasure at the child’s ill manners—speaking out of turn, speaking ill of his own father, and speaking ill of a significant nobleman—and promised to remember it for later, once the boy was well and truly his.  But time was on his side, he was nothing if not practical, and at the moment, mere minutes before facing the boy’s father, he gauged his own interests were best-served by winding the child up rather than putting him in his place.

Friar Hugh nervously stumbled into the silence left by the prelate’s wintry calculations.  “It’s just—I’m afraid if you haven’t dealt with him recently you may not appreciate his state of mind—”

“Good heavens, man, don’t soil yourself.  You were assigned here—well, mainly because nobody else wanted to be—but it’s a post that’s expected to toughen you up, not break you down.  I admit, I don’t relish this visit any more—well, too much more—than you do, but I’ve been dealing with the Marcher Lords, including Wrathdowns, my entire adult life.  And it’s best to do so when there’s something they need.”

“I—I don’t know how he’ll react—”

The Archbishop of Dublin showing up unannounced for his first visit… well, ever?  He’ll shite himself, the Archbishop thought, but kept the thought in his head, contenting himself with a snort of amusement.  “We’re about to find out.  You can stay in the carriage if you lik—” the carriage suddenly jolted with unusual force, and the Archbishop used his crozier like a knocker on the roof.  “Try to stay on the road, man!”

“Yes, m’Lord, I’m sorry, m’Lord!” the poor driver responded, not for the first time on their long drive.  It was the only thing he really could say, despite the unfairness of his lord’s complaint.  Of course, he hadn’t veered off the road; the muddy track was just that bad, and getting worse with every mile they ventured from Dublin.  The threat posed by the wild Irish wasn’t the only reason the Archbishop was more likely to travel across the Irish Sea to Chester, Bristol, or even London, than he was to visit the border parishes of his own province less than a day’s ride South of his Palace.  It was 10 miles to Shanganagh, the matter of 2 or 3 hours by carriage on a real road; very close to 5 in the actual conditions prevailing today.  The drive was made worse by the fact the bishop had semi-commandeered a rental carriage—little better than a roofed cart with benches—from a fawning merchant staying at the King & Lord Henry VIII In across the street from the cathedral, rather than stopping at his palace at St. Sepulchre to risk his own, more-comfortable carriage on the so-called “road” to Bray. 

Detained in the City by his deliberations over the boys, his quick decision to visit the Baron the very next day, and sending a summons to Dublin Castle requesting an escort for their ride, the Archbishop and the children had all slept with the brethren in the men’s dormitory at Holy Trinity Within.  Char, exhausted as he was by his unimaginably long walk the previous day, mainly remembered the night for its interruptions:  being dragged, sleepy-headed, out of his warm bed by candlelight to pray for Vigil, and then later Matins, which were both said by the brothers right there in the dormitory.

In the morning, the Archbishop had only tarried long enough in Dublin to say Lauds and break his fast.  By the time they walked out of the Friary and across Pillori Place to their carriage, waiting in front of the King & Lord, their City Guards were waiting for them:  an officer and a man familiar with riding horses, and two other soldiers who would spend their day holding on for dear life behind him.  All four of them were intimidated by being invited into such close company with a personage as august as the Archbishop; and they were many miles and hours South of Dublin by the time their language and complaints returned to something like their normal coarse language.  At first, they were as quiet and careful as Pendragon.

“Child, pull your head back inside the carriage and keep it here as we approach Shanganagh,” the Archbishop growled.  When Char obeyed him, he said:  “When we arrive, I will exit the carriage and at that point you can look out the window and tell me who’s come to greet us.  Then you should try to be as quiet as your companion.  Do you understand?”

“Yes, My Lord.”

“Good.”  And with that, he resumed dictating his letter while Char and Brother Hugh fidgeted with nervous energy, and Brother Paul tried manfully to produce writing he’d be able to read when he copied the letters tonight.

“That’s Lady Parnell!”  Char reported excitedly, just before making a gagging sound, as the Archbishop clambered down, assisted by his dismounted driver.  “My father is horrible!” the boy moaned, sounding as if he was trying not to wretch.  The Archbishop’s eyes flicked quickly to the source of Char’s distress—three severed Irish heads hanging from the ornaments over the castle door, and another good dozen, he guessed, from the battlements four stories above—and just as quickly away.  He much preferred to watch carefully, and with satisfaction, from about ten feet away, at Lady Parnell, as her eyes, fully acclimated to such everyday gruesome scenes as Irish heads, widened in confusion and surprise at the unexpected sight of her step-grandson’s face sticking out the first carriage to be spotted at the frontier… well, ever, like as not; and then, with even greater satisfaction, as her eyes dilated to the size of plates registering the Archbishop’s robes.

The normally-unperturbable Lady Parnell spontaneously raised her hands to the sides of her head and screeched, literally screeched, in nervous surprise as the Archbishop, so pleased he was hardly able to maintain a straight face, approached her, extending his arm.  Baroness of Skremen she may be; but the road from Dublin to the frontier, as short as the flying crow might reckon it, connected two very different and separate worlds.  She had been to Dublin many times, and of course met the Archbishop; but in decades of life at her own husband’s border fortification, her time here at her son-in-law’s, and at her father’s castle when she was young, she could have counted on the fingers of one hand the number of occasions anyone other than a working knight—a proper soldier, who lived and profited by raiding and fighting—a poor tradesman, or or a parson, had found themselves with business requiring their attention among the yeomen along the Pale.

As she knelt to kiss his ring, sounds of commotion erupted from inside the tower as people called out questions, asking what was happening.  A younger woman—Char’s step-aunt Thomasin—came hurrying to the castle entrance and froze, her reaction as pleasing as that of her mother as she cried in amazement:  “It’s the Archbishop!!!”  She practically fainted.  Andrew doubted the Pope himself would have received more acclimation. Children who had been playing or working around the barn or in the castle ran up to the carriage and inspected it in awe.  None of them had ever seen such a thing before, or—many of them—even imagined it.  The only vehicle any of them had ever seen pulled behind a horse was a plow.  Even adults looked at the carriage like it might come alive; children who weren’t held back by their mothers universally stepped forward to run their hands over the polished, coated wood.

WHAT THE SARD ARE YOU CURSED WOMEN ON ABOUT?!” came the unmistakable bellow of Lord Wrathdown from just inside the castle, at the very moment the Archbishop entered the tower and was brought to an abrupt halt by the sight before him:  Roland standing unapologetically, very nude, reeking of sex and dripping with sexual fluids, vulgarly layered on top of the smell of death and dried blood that still stuck to him from the road and the battle two days earlier, holding a piece of turkey in one hand and a stein of beer in the other.  His wife—one presumed it was her, from her state of pregnancy and blond hair—stood behind him, half-hugging and half-hiding, wrapped in a royal blue blanket.  And as if that were not enough, an utterly naked woman clung to Roland as if she needed his strength to keep her unsteady feet.  A raven-haired barefoot beauty with a contemptuous smile on her face and an entirely metaphorical whiff of brimstone surrounding her sat near the top of the stone stairs to the castle’s upper floor, wrapped but not actually quite dressed in a fine black silk dress.  At the sight of the Archbishop in his full regalia, contrasting with the Baron in his, she burst out laughing:  a sharp and cruel kind of amusement at the expense of everyone comprising the tableau below her.

Walking in immediately behind the Archbishop, Char and Friar Paul likewise stopped and stared, astonished but able to absorb the tableau before them; while 3 servants in well-worn but well-cleaned uniforms focused as intently as they could on their business of cooking porridge for dinner and stoking the fire of the great hearth, pretending they were unaware of anything else happening in the room.  Nonplussed, in all its meanings, the Archbishop gathered Lord Wrathdown had been indulging in a bit of brazen post-indulgence snacking when they arrived, his state of in flagrante arrogance signaling at once his total mastery of the castle, and the total contempt in which he held everyone else in it.  From Char’s reaction, unhappy but unsurprised, the Archbishop gathered this was business as usual at Shanganagh, the Baron knowing his capacity for violence was sufficiently great, and useful to the powers-that-be, that he had nothing to fear in his own domain.

And, indeed, the Archbishop had little enough interest in trying to assert his ecclesiastical authority to improve the man’s behavior towards his miserable subjects; or to elevate the moral atmosphere of the Southern frontier of the Pale at all, except insofar as the parish priests under his jurisdiction might be able to assist the willing faithful.  His interests in the Baron were limited, practical, and entirely instrumental.  Pendragon and Brother Hugh were the only two people present who reacted in a manner the Archbishop would assess as natural:  They walked in, looking around with curiosity; and the moment they caught site of the Baron and his harem, they turned on their heels to head back the way they’d come.  It was a lot easier to ignore bloody hanging heads when you could look anywhere on the beautiful green Irish horizon, than it was to ignore the Baron’s retinue inside the crowded space of the castle hall.  The Archbishop let Brother Hugh go; heaven knew, the man had to spend enough time here.  But he required the orphan for his planned theater, and so without either missing a beat or looking away from the Baron, he caught the boy’s arm and yanked him back around to stand, stiffly and uncomfortably, with his eyes determinedly on the floor.

“GOD’S TEETH!  WHAT THE SARDING HELL IS GOING ON?!” Baron Wrathdown bellowed, blinking as if trying to clear eyes which must be misleading him, and sounding not quite fully alert, as if perhaps he had just woken up but the ale in his hand was not the first of the day.  Belatedly noticing his own child standing next to the archbishop, he stabbed his finger at him and asked, dismayed:  “WHAT THE SARD IS THAT LITTLE BAEDLING FARTER DOING HERE?!”  Lady Wrathdown was cringing with a look of combined alarm and embarrassment; and perhaps it was only imagined, but it looked for a second as if she tried to distance herself from her husband, either to get out of the line of fire, or to remonstrate with him.  Whatever her intent, her efforts were no more availing than those of a fly trapped in the crook of the Baron’s arm.  The other woman was making a pained expression and trying to cover her ears, which seemed to be about all she could manage, or dared.

Archbishop Andrew made the sign of the Cross and murmured a quick prayer of forgiveness before answering, calmly and with uninterrupted poise:  “I’ve brought them back.”

“YOU WHAT?!?!”  The Baron thundered, astonished at what he had heard.  “I PAY YOU LOT!”

“And we pray for your quite-imperfect soul, Lord Wrathdown,” his tone making it clear he was neither showing any deference to his host, nor rising to his bait:  He raised his voice by a measured amount, firmly holding his ground without matching Roland’s roar.  “The Holy Mother Church rejoices at the close alliance we share, and has always welcomed your… sizable family with open arms.  We would like nothing more than to bind our community closer by raising your son to his rightful place as brother to his own kin, and all of us in the faith.  But young Master Charles here is five or at most six years old, judging by his appearance and our records of his baptism.  As, presumably, is this one.”  He wagged Pendragon’s arm to show who he was talking about, in unconscious imitation of the Baron’s own conduct the previous day.  “And I’ve been informed you specifically wanted to isolate him from the care of women.”

“SHITTING RIGHT I DID!” 

“Raising children under the age of seven is strictly… women’s work,” he shrugged and sneered, conveying exactly the right amount of disgust at the idea.  Not that he felt it, or much of anything that he appeared to feel.  “What do you think of us?  What kind of men do you think would be prepared to undertake such work?”

“Wha—well—I—” clearly his lordship hadn’t bothered to think this far before seeking to impose his will.

“Why would you want your son to learn from the kind of ‘men’ who would play nursemaids and nannies to children?  What would you want him to learn from such people?”

For a moment—just a moment—the Baron had nothing to say in response; and above them, from the top of the stairs, came the quiet, musical, but unmistakable sound of the raveness’s perfect amusement. 

“QUIET, STRUMPET, DON’T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!”  The Baron demanded, regaining his voice, without even bothering to turn around and face her.  But while she muted her laughter, her face remained merry and her shoulders continued to shake, so thoroughly was she enjoying watching the man she had—presumably—just been sleeping with, be confounded by encountering his rare equal in power.  The fact the Baron let a moment more of silence stretch after threatening one of his whores, seemed to confirm the Baron didn’t have anything of substance to say.

The Archbishop seized the opening given him to push the Baron further off-balance:  “Children belong at home, or in orphanages; and there’s only one orphanage in the entire Pale, the Charite Hous of Our Ladies of Lesser Mercy, Mary Magdalene and Salomé.  Which is, needless to say, operated by nuns and religious sisters.  Of course, the church accepts all children in need of care into its loving arms, and we would like nothing more than to embrace young Charles to our bosom, but it is a bosom.”

“Well—yes—I suppose—but he needs FIRM guidance!”

“Trust me, Lord Wrathdown, Sister Phillipa is firm.  Very firm.  She deals with the most benighted and depraved riffraff in the four obedient counties of Ireland.  Well, the English riffraff, of course!”

Obviously!”  Baron Wrathdown felt obliged to endorse that qualification.

“I mean, we speak of brotherhood, but there are limits!”  the Archbishop indicated conspiratorially.

“There certainly are!”

“The Charite Hous admits no scurvy Irish jackanapes!”

Shaking the turkey leg in his fist for emphasis, the Baron growled:  “Those lazy wifeswappers shouldn’t even be tolerated on English soil!”  (By which the Baron meant Irish soil, of course; or at least, the parts of it under English rule.  Somehow, Roland felt a flash of insecurity in his intolerance, as if the prelate had subtly challenged whether he was fervent enough in his loyalties.)

“Well, I’m glad to see you’re with us on that, at least,” the Archbishop managed to leave the Baron with the firm impression he was viewed as an unreliable Hibernophile in Dublin, and wondering how he might have signaled a soft spot for Gaels without meaning to.  “But the truth of the matter is, we were worried that your request to have him raised by, well, I don’t know if men is quite the right word for it, but anyway, that you wanted to make sure we protected him.  Kept him soft.”

Protected him?!” The Baron demanded, as if the idea of seeking protection for his child was inconceivable to him.

“The Charite Hous is filled with rough children, Baron.  Very rough children, including older children who are apprenticing their way out of the orphanage but whose masters have nowhere to house them.”  Out of the corner of his eye, the Archbishop was aware their sultry audience on the stairway’s expression had changed to something surprised, calculating, even a little approving. Although he refused to let himself be distracted, he could admit to himself she was the kind of woman who any man would like to be distracted by.  He forced himself to continue:  “Since these two lads of yours are of… well, let us say, gentle birth, some of my brothers were concerned you wanted them under our direct care at the Friary prematurely, because you were… troubled the conditions at Our Ladies might be too harsh for them.”

“Troubled—TOO HARSH?!”  The Baron erupted back into full volume, but with less rage and more incredulity, clearly having heard the charge of cowardice and weakness that the Archbishop was too smart to express aloud, floating unspoken in the air around his words.

“My apologies for being unclear, Lord Wrathdown,” the Archbishop feigned backpedaling.  “Too coarse.  Too… plebeian, that’s what I meant to say.”  Not quite.  “Perhaps you feel such special children deserve a special place.”

“Not this one!”  the Baron gestured towards Char.  “By the rood, I want this one to man up!  As tough as you please!”

“That’s good to hear,” the Archbishop nodded thoughtfully.  “But is this other one suited…?” he indicated Pendragon with his hand.

The Baron shrugged in confusion.  “What’s that got to do with anything?  I don’t give a sard.  I just want him out from underfoot!  He’s to go wherever my prating fool goes, to bring him along!”

“And that brings us to my other concern, Baron,” the Archbishop confided.  “The other children—well, those that aren’t natural Wrathdowns—they’re commoners.  Suited for trades, not learning.  Sister Phillipa and her staff were perfectly-suited to exercute your instructions to the letter for… the others.  But for this one to take on roles in the Church appropriate to a named Wrathdown, the kind of roles that can support you and the older—” flicking his eyes briefly at Lady Wrathdown’s protruding belly—“er, other children of your name as he matures, he needs more education than the Charite Hous can provide him without additional staffing.”

“Oh, I see!” the Baron sneered.  “This little visit out from the splendors of your fancy Palace in Dublin is really about money!”  It was, of course.  The Archbishop certainly hadn’t spent the afternoon bouncing around in the unforgiving wooden frame of the carriage as it banged and skidded and lurched and practically shuddered to pieces because he was concerned about the well-being of the Baron’s backbirthed whelp.  He had come here, only because the arrival of the rude child in Dublin presented an opportunity to put pressure on the Baron.  Andrew was, however, amused by the look of genuine surprise on the Baron’s face, realizing that it had taken him this long to put the pieces together.  That was what subtlety and manners got you out on the frontier:  unnecessary conversation with the Beast of the Border.  “I already pay the Church plenty!  Enough that you should come out here regularly to thank me, and invite us to your Palace from time to time!”

The Archbishop couldn’t imagine anything less appealing, but murmured falsely:  “Please, let us know when your duties allow you to visit Dublin!  We would relish the pleasant company of the Lord and Lady Wrathdown!  And how pleasant it is to me, to visit the green” (reiving-clan-infested, he added mentally) “countryside of Wrathdown.  I only regret the press of my duties in Dublin and London is such that, just as yours detain you from Dublin, I am unable to tour my Southernmost parishes as often as I would like.  But as to ‘plenty’…” he paused, making a pained expression, pretending to struggle to find the right words.

“WHAT?!  My coin is just as good as that of any other’s!”

“Of course it is, my Lord!  But there’s just not… as much of it as we’re accustomed to receiving from Lords of your, ah, standing and reputation.”  So politely had the Archbishop called the Baron a skinting cheapskate that the fact eluded the children and several of the adults in the room, as well.  And even the Baron wasn’t provoked to the fury a more direct insult would have elicited. 

But he was certainly simmering, a fact the prelate tried to ignore as deliberately as he had ignored the heads over the door.  To the extent the Baron would permit it.  “Wrathdown BLEEDS gold—and blood!—for our Lord and King, and for the church!” 

The Archbishop could see him winding up, and took the opportunity to implant another barb:  “As do all our noble Marcher Lords of the Pale.  Truly, you know greater labors for our good King than all the Earls and Barons back home!  And yet, your peers manage significantly greater contributions to the church than Wrathdown.”  The Archbishop laughed as if surprised by a thought:  “Why, they are so eager to pay our brothers and sisters to pray for them, we barely have time to squeeze in our prayers for you, my Lord!”

WHO does?  Who pays more than ME!?”

“The Great Lord, the Earl of Kildare—”

“Kildare?  KILDARE?!?!” The Archbishop took a step back, surprised by the vehemence of the Baron’s reaction.  “He and the Irish—the other Irish, I mean—are the whole problem!”  The Kildares and the other “Old English,” as the great Lords and their retinues outside the Pale who professed allegiance to the King were known, traced their ancestry back to England’s original invasion of Ireland centuries before.  And having lived so long among the Irish, outside the four obedient counties heavily settled by Englishmen, the English of the Pale viewed the Old English as having become “more Irish than the Irish,” a phrase usually emphasized with oaths or, more often, a wad of spit. 

Gaelicized they may be, but unfortunately, Kildare and the other Old English lords wielded more power on the ground than all the marcher lords of the Pale put together; and it was they, not the marcher lords, who usually served as the King’s Lord Deputies of Ireland.  Gerald FitzGerald, the present and 9th Earl of Kildare, was the Lord Deputy in Dublin Castle now, having inherited his Earldom, and practically inherited the Lordship in Dublin, from his father.  “He manages the Lordship as if it were his own personal fief!  For every three shillings awarded to us for maintaining and defending the Pale, he pockets one or two!  He SHOULD be the one supporting your province, Lord Dublin!  Why don’t you go knocking on HIS door for more coin?!”

All of this was true, and was generally known by the nobility and gentry of the Pale.  What surprised the Archbishop was how openly the Baron spoke of it, and criticized the Lord Deputy. Then again, he considered, he should be sure and learn the lesson of this visit:  that a man who received a prelate in the raw without so much as flinching knew how badly he was needed to fill the considerable gaps left in the defense of the Pale by the less-than-ideal (and less-than-honest) administration in Dublin Castle.  The man was very much, and very obviously, the master of his own house.  Put him down as one of the many opponents of the FitzGeralds, then, the Archbishop thought, with a touch of whimsy at his own expense.

But he let none of these reflections interfere with his purpose here today.  Looking regretful once again, he added as if compelled to do so:  “And then there is the intractability of your vassals, Lord Wrathdown.”

“Intra—intra—They do what I sarding tell them to do!”

“That’s exactly my point, Lord Wrathdown.  I know how many souls have been baptized here, and this afternoon I have traveled the roads of this sweet and productive land, and I am in no doubt your people are failing to tithe what they owe!”  That much, he reflected, was solid ground.   Nobody tithed what they owed, giving the lie to their claims of devotion; except the handful so devout their priests felt awkward dealing with them.  It never hurt to remind the sinners, most definitely including the Baron:  “When they cheat the church, with your encouragement, they cheat God.  And so do you!”  The Archbishop shook his head.  “I daresay we’re not receiving a twentieth of what the fertile lands God has given to you, return; let alone a tenth.  And despite your protestations of generosity, it’s been months since we’ve seen a donation from you.  How many months, Brother Paul?”

“Seven, Lord Dublin.”

Seven!?” The Archbishop gasped in surprise.  “That’s more than two quarters without a shilling!  BROTHER HUGH!” he bellowed over his shoulder, showing the Baron that he could yell, too, when he wanted to; and thus emphasizing the control he was exercising in speaking to Roland.  For his part, the Baron’s cheeks turned a little redder than their usual lusty luster, and he shifted unconsciously, seeing already where this was going and trying to decide how to respond when he had to.

“Yes, My Lord?” Friar Hugh came hurrying back in, with the same nervous look that maintained a near-constant occupation of his face. 

“Have you taken it upon yourself to alter the mass?”

“NO, My Lord!” Father Hugh gasped, horrified and alarmed, wondering what he had done wrong.

“According to Brother Paul’s records, the souls in your care have not been supporting the church.  Have you taken to skipping the offering?  Have you checked to ensure your donation box doesn’t have a hole in the bottom?  Do you think the church can function on miracles alone?”

“No, My Lord!  I mean—yes, the offering box is—I mean—”  Father Hugh looked like a rabbit caught between a snare and a wolf.  Since the commoners were expected to tithe, inquiring about offerings right in front of Lord Wrathdown was perilously close to insulting him and his court.  But ensuring the faithful demonstrated their devotion was also part of Hugh’s duty to the church.  “Times are hard in Wrathdown, My Lord!  I—”

“Times are always hard in the Pale, parson!  If you’d remained here instead of bolting, you’d know we covered that topic already!”  The Archbishop snapped his fingers repeatedly in front of Brother Hugh’s face, really beginning to enjoy himself and thinking the damned ride down here had almost been worth it.  He considered slapping the friar right here in front of members of his congregation but decided to deal with him later.  “Try to keep up!  If there are no Christians in your flock, your services won’t be needed down here any more!”

Now it was the Baron’s turn to step back, the gesture positively manly compared with Brother Hugh’s cringing posture and face.  Roland Wrathdown knew a threat when he heard one.  He’d certainly made enough of them in his lifetime.  The Archbishop was alluding to an Interdict.

“I’ll take your confession personally, this Sunday, at Christ Church, Friar Hugh; and we’ll get to the bottom of this.  Reflect carefully on your sins.” 

Friar Hugh turned white as a sheet.  Anyone in Christendom would recognize that as a threat.  “Yes, My Lord,” he wheezed.  Other than the wicked woman on the stairs, and the Baron, both of whom seemed to enjoy watching the prelate torture his priest almost as much as Andrew himself did, everyone in the room—even the drunken slut hanging on the Baron’s spare arm—cringed and tried hard to not be paying any attention as he verbally lashed his man.

“YOUNG ROLAND!”  The Baron roared after sighing resignedly.

“Yes, My Lord?” his son called from the second floor.

“Take our share of the booty we stripped off the Irish yesterday and put it in the Archbishop’s carriage!”

“Aw!”  Young Roland whined before remembering everyone downstairs, not just his father, was listening.  “Yes, My Lord!”  But he couldn’t help himself:  “But the trophies, My Lord—can we–?”

Frowning incredulously, this turned his father’s head as even the rude whore on the stairs had failed to do.  “He won’t be wanting the sarding heads, will he?!”  Turning back towards the Archbishop with the full weight of his eyes, he glowered and concluded:  “He’s only here for the shitting Irish gold!” 

Lord Dublin held Lord Wrathdown’s glare, letting him see the same twinkling amusement in his eyes the Baron displayed when other people were being hurt and degraded in front of him; but not letting it reach his mouth or any other part of his face or posture.  He wasn’t stupid.

“That’s a good start, thank you, My Lord,” Andrew said finally, and formally, giving him his due.

“And we’ll ask Father Hugh to take offerings more often.  At least once a quarter,” the Baron suggested resentfully, as the temptress on the stairs made room (but not too much room) for Young Roland and his soldiers bringing down their Lord’s booty.

“God bless you, my son.  I understand you and your good Englishmen slaughtered a sounder of wild Irish swine yesterday!”  The Archbishop said, raising his voice to elicit the cheer he expected, and got, from the men coming down the stairs.  “Good work!  I know every soul in Dublin thanks you and your loyal retainers, Lord Wrathdown.  But killing can be a heavy burden on the soul.  Brother Hugh will stay to take the confession of everyone at the castle after we leave, so no soul feels that weight on them in the morning.”

“Thank you, My Lord,” everyone from the castle intoned.

“Oh, won’t you stay the night with us, My Lord?”  The Baron asked, deliberately being an ass.  “Our castle is always open to men of the cloth.  What’s ours, is yours, isn’t it?”

“Thank you but that won’t be necessary, my son.  My Palace is much more comfortable.  Its fancy luxuries are well worth an evening ride on Irish roads.”

“We’ll pray for you father, that the damned Irish don’t come out of the dark like the brigands they are and take back their gold.”  No one in the room could misunderstand the Baron’s real wish; but no one imagined for a moment he would go alerting the O’Byrnes or the O’Tooles, either.  The Baron’s hatreds were as well-ordered as they were cultivated.

“Thank you, my son.  With your generous donation, we will provide your son with the best education in Ireland.  Tough as you like, mind you, but an education to train him for any position in the Church he may be called to fill.  We had wondered…” he began, a sudden motion from the staircase attracting his attention to the woman who, in turn, was now looking intently down upon him without irony.  With a mental shudder he couldn’t quite categorize, and a sudden hiccup that made it hard to breathe for a second, it hit him that the siren on the stairs was none other than the boy’s tutor.  She looked nothing like her sister, the new Lady Wrathdown; but then, she may have had a different father.  By the standards of this place, this room, he supposed, he shouldn’t judge her too harshly:  She was, apparently, the most-chaste woman in the castle without gray hair.  But the standards of this place were significantly lower than what would be expected of her in Dublin.

Whatever the case ultimately proved to be, there was no time for him to pause and consider whether to change course now; the church would have to make sure later that her appearance here was a matter of her circumstances, rather than her character.  Or lack thereof.  So he plunged ahead, even as he stepped aside to make way for the men carrying what was now his, or rather the church’s, Irish gold:  “Whether it wouldn’t make sense for the boy’s previous tutor to accompany him and continue his lessons?”  In his peripheral vision, he saw Lady Parnell trying to nod as emphatically and urgently as she could at her daughter, without making a spectacle of herself; even as her daughter, on the stairs, shook her head with, if anything, greater vehemence.  Interesting.  It Avoiding attention was a feat she accomplished only to the extent she got her daughter’s attention without causing anybody else in the room to comment.  But it went on long enough—uncomfortably long—that anyone with a wit caught it.  Lady Parnell shrugged, indicating there was no choice in the matter, and kept nodding her head, expressing her displeasure with her daughter’s defiance with her expression.

Her mother’s face screwed up into an expression harder and harsher than any of the Archbishop’s party—strangers here—might have expected.  Something fierce and determined, as she launched herself forward.  “You’ve no choice!’

Her daughter jumped to her feet as if scalded and erupted:  “You can’t!”  She was shaking her head.  “You can’t send me there!  Are you mad?!  I belong HERE!”  And then, perhaps realizing that made it sound like she meant Shanganagh Castle, she screamed at the top of her lungs:  “ I’M.  A.  MARCHER!”  But her mother was still advancing on her, looking now a dangerous combination of not only rage and frustration, but embarrassment; and as she reached the lowest stair, the daughter yielded and yelped, jumping to her feet:  “Please!  I’ll do it but—I’LL GO!”  She promised, hurrying up the stairs to keep a physical distance from her mother, obviously terrified of the woman, something even little Char, in the care of both of them for six months, had never seen before, either that side to her relationship, or what a terror and a force the seemingly-conventional grandmother could become.  “I’m getting packed!  PLEASE!”  Practically tripping over herself in her haste up the stairs.

Char didn’t understand and didn’t like whatever was happening.  Of his new stepfamily, Miss Sindonie was the only one who made him feel safe; practically the only adult in his entire world, after the loss of his mother, who helped soothe his pain and could make him remember what he used to feel like.  He was instinctively on Sindonie’s side, and yet the thing he wanted more than anything, the very second he understood what Lady Parnell intended, was what she wanted.  On some level, he understood there was more going on here than how she felt about Char.  But that didn’t change how Char felt, or what his little heart wanted.

Even the Archbishop felt a second’s involuntary sympathy for the girl, staring daggers at her mother even as she fled her in obvious fear, the very definition of conflict.  But the instant she capitulated, it produced yet another complication, tearing another emotional and social rift torn in the room, requiring the Archbishop’s attention:

“GOD’S VENGEANCE!”  Baron Wrathdown erupted.  “THAT WAPENWIFSTER’S THE WHOLE SARDING SHITTING SOURCE OF THE TROUBLE!!!”

Giggling—a sound closer to spite and the discharge of nervous energy more than amusement—just as her legs and feet disappeared at the top of the stairs, Sindonie promised her mother, she continuing as if she hadn’t just been interrupted:  “I’ll get dressed and pack.”  And what Archbishop Andrew interpreted as an effort to keep her mother downstairs because she was afraid of what she’d do once they were in private upstairs:  “I promise!  It should take all of five minutes.”  Reluctantly, with a fearful glance at her mother, she paused, stuck her head back down below the ceiling level, and barked at young Charles:  “Char-gi” and then, censoring herself:  “Go find Oliver!  You know where he likes to go!”“Yes, Mistress!”  Char practically bounced out of the room, sounding happy, and Sindonie disappeared, leaving the Archbishop to deal with the big fat problem of the Baron’s incredulous, explosive rage.

Looking at the Baron’s tight mask of hate, the Archbishop knew a change in tactics was necessary.  Surprising the Baron—and everyone, perhaps even himself—he stepped close and angled his head up to whisper; and the Baron, instinctively, bent down to listen before he could think his way out of doing so.

“If she’s really the source of the problem, perhaps we could persuade someone else who knows the boy…?  His grandmother?”

“It’s all the women,” the Baron confessed in a growl, a low sound so emotionless it was scarier than any of the bluster he’d belted out before.  “Each one of them’s as vile as the next.”

“Amen,” Andrew agreed decisively.  “Then I suggest we take her.  Younger than her mother; easier for us to control.”  The Baron snorted at that suggestion.  “It’ll be for the best, you’ll see.  You want your son to prosper and succeed.  And he will.”  The Archbishop paused and licked his lips, before deciding to finish his thought, a barely-audible hiss in the Baron’s ear:  “And don’t forget, all your natural children are at the orphanage, and they’re older.  They’re going to hate his guts.  I was going to keep him entirely separate from them, but if you want him to suffer….”

“Aye.”  And the emotion the Baron packed into that one quiet syllable sent a chill down Andrew’s spine.

“Then he’ll suffer,” the prelate assured the father, before stepping back and returning to a normal voice:  “It’s good for the soul.”

“It surely is,” the Baron agreed, and the two of them nodded, bonded by their secret pact.  The Archbishop even dared to hope it would make the Baron easier to work with in the future.

The first test of that idea came immediately, as the Archbishop, noticing the fading sun, observed:  “It’s time for Nones.  Brother Paul—”

But he was already scurrying out the door for the Archbishop’s breviary with a “Yes, my Lord!”

After leading the rest of them in Sext, Andrew took his leave formally, separating from the Skremen women to allow them a more-emotional parting. 

Friar Paul muttered to him as they approached the carriage:  “This place looks so simple on the outside.  But on the inside….”

Andrew shook his head, agreeing with his confidante.  When he’d been in Italy, on the way to Rome, he had met Niccolò Machiavelli, a senior official of the Florentine Republic, and read a short book he had written, a more chillingly cold essay on politics than he had ever hoped or imagined to read.  He wished he could share the reference with Brother Paul; but as educated as Paul was, he would not have understood it because Niccolò had never published his book, and didn’t appear likely to get around to it!  Instead, Andrew answered:  “They make Vatican politics look simple.”

Between the relatively significant cache of gold coins, jewelry, fine porcelain, rich fabrics, and other spoils of war from Baron Wrathdown; the relatively small trunk of personal belongings Friar Hugh helped the boy’s tutor carry out of the castle; and the addition of Sindonie and her son Oliver in place of Friar Hugh, there wasn’t going to be enough room in the coach for everything and everyone.  He was happy to have the driver tie down Sindonie’s trunk on the roof, but there was no way he going to leave the gold up there.  In addition to acting like a beacon for the bad intent of anyone who spotted them on the road, there would be the problem of items flying out since the stuff was still in whatever the men had found to hand when they collected it, including buckets and bundles bound with very insecure-looking heavy twine. 

That meant someone….  As Char returned with Oliver, the Archbishop grinned at the boys winningly and asked:  “Who wants to ride on the roof?”

Char and Oliver exchanged an excited look and clamored:  “We do!  We do!” 

“Hold on tight!”  he encouraged them as the driver boosted them up onto the roof, wondering for a moment what the chance was of them making it to Dublin without mishap.  Then, shrugging and seeing Father Hugh standing awkwardly beside him, he forgot about the boys on the carriage top:  “Go on, your flock are waiting for their confessions.”  And without pause or inflection betraying his complex feelings, he said naturally:  “And have a nice walk back to Dublin, son,” only his closing comment distilling the truth:  “I’ll take yours on Sunday.  I’d recommend you be there at noon sharp.”  He didn’t need to explain the importance of not being a straggler; the line would be very, very long.  It always was, when the Archbishop came into town.  And with that, he stepped into the carriage and, by force of will, squeezed in next to Friar Paul instead of tempting fate by sitting across from him. 

The copper-topped boy slipped silently into the empty bench opposite them, shrinking instinctively into his corner as Sindonie sat next to him, her posture as easy and comfortable as his was tight.  With a sympathetic look, she put her arm around him and pulled him against her hip, petting him reassuringly.  “You’ve had a terrible few days, haven’t you, love?”  Sindonie was such a sexual creature with men, her transformation into a sweet nurturing role with children was as startling to Andrew and Paul, as it was natural to her.  In an instant, they could see how she, rather than one of the other women in the castle, had wound up being chosen as Char’s tutor.  In addition to being good with children, she was obviously smart.  But when they heard the Baron’s angry voice rising again, just before Lady Parnell slammed the castle door shut, the three adults in the carriage exchanged glances and the flery flash of her eyes was enough to unsettle both of the churchmen sitting across from her.

As a hint of a smile played around her lips, obviously enjoying the effect she had on men, she turned her attention back to the child beside her, stroking his hair and, against all odds, beginning to start the process of helping the boy relax for the first time since any of them had met him.  The Archbishop hadn’t even realized how tightly wired he was, until she began gentling him. 

As the carriage began moving, their four guards clopping along on the backs of their horses behind it, she cooed:  “You are the smart one, aren’t you?  Poor Oliver and Char are so excited now. Silly boys.  So cute.  But they’ll be wishing they’d kept their mouths shut soon enough, hmm?  Maybe you could help my little Oliver learn when you’re helping Char?”  And when he remained quiet, she encouraged him:  “What do you say to that?”

He looked at her with his serious face and said:  “It’s not Irish.”

“What, dear?” she blinked, speaking for all the confused adults.

“It’s ours.”

“What is?”

“The treasure.”  The three adults shuddered in the same instant, sharing a look of dismay, realizing as soon as they heard the two words, the boy had to be right.  Confirming what they had just intuited, he explained:  “They may have taken it from the Irish.  But the Irish didn’t bring it with them.”  Of course they hadn’t.  Raiders didn’t come laden with booty to distribute to their victims; they took it away and tried to leave with it.

The boy reached forward and carefully picked out two gold pins in the shape of matching harps from the bucket.  Before he even got to it, the adults all felt the sinking certainty that the boy’s reflection was going to be a punch in the guts.  “They took it from us.  These are the badges of Raheen-a-Cluig.”  Meeting the Archbishop’s eyes, he elaborated:  “They belong to the Lord and Lady of Raheen-a-Cluig Manor.”  He knew the stolen treasure by sight, Raheen-a-Cluig’s last witness.  The fact he was talking about his own murdered parents made his wooden—no, his dead—intonation all the harder to bear.

Finally, softly, almost—but not quite—allowing himself to touch his memories, something close to breaking in his voice he squeaked:  “They liked to match.  Everyone agreed they were the cutest couple on the mountain.”

“Oh, my sweet little boy,” Sindonie moaned sympathetically, tearing up even as she pulled him gently back into her warm embrace.  “My sweet, sweet boy.”

Watching them, before the Archbishop’s brain could stop itself, it released a traitorous thought:

The Holy Mother Church thanks you for your generous donations. 

That thought had come too quickly for him to prevent.  As did its corollary:  Whether voluntary or posthumous. 

Makes no difference to us, he almost chided himself, but refused to entertain the next thought, which he knew would have been whether the heir and only survivor of Raheen-a-Cluig didn’t have a better claim on this treasure than Baron Wrathdown, and thus the Church itself?

Speaking emotionally, Sindonie asked:  “I’m sorry, child, but when you visited us before I was so focused on what was happening to little Char, and I didn’t know you yet…. What’s your name?”

“Pen,” he answered, his voice nearly breaking, and Sindonie wept, holding him with such tender fierceness his own tight rein on himself eased just enough for him to break down into the grieving he needed to do.

“Pendragon Argent.  The little lost Lord of Raheen-a-Cluig,” the Archbishop blurted, surprising himself with his own unexpected sentimentality, half an inch from imitating them and bawling.  Hearing the catch in his own voice, he decided it was probably too dark to ask Brother Paul to take any more dictation.  And so the two men sat in silence a long time, while Sindonie petted and hugged the weeping child in her warm, caring arms; preoccupied, to judge by the scene at Shanganagh, by her own cares, if the child’s were not enough for both of them.

Literature Section “08-02.5 Complicated House of Horrors”—more material available at TheRemainderman.com—Part 2.5 of Chapter Eight, “The Wild, Wild West”—7828 words—Accompanying Images:  4580-4584—Published 2026-01-11—©2025 The Remainderman.  This is a work of fiction, not a book of suggestions.  It’s filled with fantasies, stupid choices, evil, harm, danger, death, mythical creatures, idiots, and criminals. Don’t try, believe, or imitate them or any of it.

CAUTION:  Contains themes of war oppression child and domestic abuse and bigotry some readers may find disturbing.

The evil began when we all began, so long ago.  But the first time her little child felt it, was when they lost her.  No—after Charlotte, too loving and good for the world she was brought into, was gone.  Little Char had yet to put a name to it, but certainly felt it, and feared it as one fears all unknown dangers:  instinctively.  The instant she arrived, Kynborow, the new Lady Wrathdown, along with her sisters, and their mother Lady Parnell, falling like a dark cloak around Castle Shanganagh, so indecently soon after Charlotte disappeared.  The green had barely yet begun to reclaim the soil over her grave.

The women of his new step-family smiled at little Char, so encouragingly.  The smiles that reached their lips but not their brows.  They seemed to read her secret heart and accept her, in a way even her own mother had not quite done.  And yet some part of the child knew her mother’s love had been true, and her reservations sincere, whereas this affection was not.  Kynborow had been introduced to Char’s father, Lord Wrathdown, by Sindonie, Kynborow’s older sister, a recent widow, who had been placed with them as Charlotte’s lady-in-waiting.  The Lords of Skremen were another of the most powerful families in the Pale, and important allies to the Wrathdowns.  Despite Sindonie’s undoubted competence and commitment to her duties, the then-Lady Wrathdown had not taken her on from personal friendship, and maintained a reserve towards her that something inside Char took note of.

Even before Char’s mother died, Sindonie had come across them:  Char and her mother in their matching silk dresses, eating little honey-and-spice cakes Cook had helped Char to make and serve her mother.  After looking thoughtful for a moment, Sindonie had smiled a secret little smile that was more predatory than friendly.  Without understanding why, Char had known the smile was wrong.  In fact, the knowledge had come not from the character of the smile, which was unfamiliar to the innocent child, but from the slight, sudden stiffening in her mother’s shoulders, a wordless signal that warned her child without either of them even being consciously aware of their primordial communication.  It was good Charlotte who felt the first touch of evil upon her child, and transmitted the feeling as a warning to her daughter on a level deeper than breath itself.

Before that time, her father had paid little enough attention to Char.  He had no interest in children, and children instinctively knew to stay away from him.  He was not evil in the same way as Sindonie.  Or perhaps, the operative fact was, his evil was not interested in Char yet; had not taken notice of her, and therefore had not reached out to ponder her yet.  And in any event, a parent’s evil is always the hardest for a child to see.  Thus it was Sindonie’s evil that first intruded upon Char’s awareness, much like the fearful shiver of a night pedestrian hurrying past a darkened alley.

Though Char didn’t know it, it was Sindonie who had first whispered “popinjay,” a term she had picked up on her travels to London, to the senior Roland, a word the Lord Wrathdown soon began associating with, and using to refer to, his youngest child.

It was not until her mother was gone that the full weight of Sindonie’s and the Skremen family’s insidious evil fell upon Char; or that Char’s innocent young mind grasped what it was faced with.  Sindonie, in her role as one of Charlotte’s ladies, made it her special mission to pay attention to Charlotte’s three surviving children, and care for her youngest.  Char’s surviving two older brothers (their parents having lost four children here on the rough-and-rugged edge of the Kingdom) were Young Roland and Rash Henry.  They had taken a liking to Sindonie from the first time they set eyes upon her; a liking Sindonie carefully encouraged them and everyone else to accept was a natural fondness for the mother of their friend Oliver, a difficult but talented young man about halfway between Roland and Henry in age, who became inseparable from Rash Henry almost from the beginning.

The first artificial blush on Char’s face was put there by Miss Sindonie, to give her wan, drawn cheeks a bit of color for her mother’s funeral.  It was not, Miss Sindonie emphasized, ladies’ makeup; but an herbal tincture to restore her health.  An herbalist herself, Miss Sindonie stood out from her peers (including her own sisters) by her own refusal to wear makeup, which she confided to Char was “compounded by charlatans” from metals and poisons that threw the body’s humors completely out of balance.  Char had not minded the medicine, and indeed would not have noticed how it complimented her delicate features unless Miss Sindonie had taken special care to point it out that evening, encouraging her to refresh it the next morning, and until she started feeling herself again.  Each day, she carefully helped Char with the tincture in the morning, encouraging her with how much better it would make her feel, and how much easier her day would be with the confidence it inspired, until Char would have felt misgivings if she skipped it.  Also, when her father was not around—which was usually the case—Miss Sindonie put Char in one of the dresses that matched her mothers’, and even let her and Cook make and serve honey-and-spice cakes to Sindonie and Edith, listening patiently and encouraging Char to remember how close she felt to her mother, reminding her how special it felt to dress and look like her. 

Miss Sindonie was not one to spare the rod, on Oliver or on Rash Henry or Char, a nickname she herself bestowed on the girl to her face (restricting her own use of the term “Popinjay” to her private conversations with Roland and her own family).  But she was very attentive and even caring, even if a wall of ice surrounded her that never quite melted to anyone except, on the odd occasion, her own son.  Char loved her new nickname, loved the way it sounded and made her feel, a proper girl’s name like her mother Charlotte’s.  And although a part of her remained wary of Miss Sindonie, it sank into subconsciousness because what Miss Sindonie showed her—unlike other adults, who were too busy to do so—was attention and effort, not siblings but certainly cousins of affection.

And Char sensed a related truth:  That Miss Sindonie was genuinely interested in her, in her development, in shaping and influencing her, in making sure she learned certain things properly, like the honey-and-spice cakes:  more than simply mixing and heating the ingredients, but how to flavor them and encourage them with your voice and hands so they made the world a little brighter, the plants greener, and the sky bluer.  Some part of Char knew the delight and pride in her shown by Miss Sindonie when Char cooked and served well was genuine, too.

The first time Char met Miss Sindonie’s sisters and mother was about a month after Charlotte Wrathdown’s funeral, at Kynborow’s wedding to her father Roland.  They giggled and complemented Char and Sindonie on the fine silk, elaborate detailing, and decorations on Char’s gown, and how grown-up she looked compared with the other children in their simple, undifferentiating gowns.  Lady Parnell, with a smirk Char did not quite like, even pinched Char’s cheek and praised how healthy she looked, pausing and emphasizing the word “healthy” with a widening of her cold smile.  Char shuddered, that wintry expression so familiar from Miss Sindonie.  With Miss Sindonie, she had somehow gotten so used to it it didn’t register any more; but recognizing the same expression coming from Lady Parnell and her other daughters struck her all over again, as hard as it had the first time she’d seen it.

Lord Roland Wrathdown treated Char with contempt and a simmering anger that might have been higher since Charlotte’s death, but were not categorically new.  Something even more hostile and cold had passed across Lord Roland’s features when he caught sight of Char at the wedding, but not so unusual it struck Char as odd; and the fact he ignored Char after that, even excluding her from the wedding party, was thoroughly in keeping with his past treatment.

It was not for six months that the unease Char felt for her father’s treatment—an unease she didn’t really distinguish from the overwhelming misery of losing her mother—crystalized into horror, damage, and more loss on Char’s part.  She was too young to even recognize that dread had been in anticipation of something like the storm that finally broke that day in the chapel.

Mistress Kynborow—Char could not even think of her yet as Lady Wrathdown—disappeared with Lord Wrathdown for a fortnight after the wedding, not to be disturbed (as if Char would want to see either of them).  Soon after they resurfaced, Lady Wrathdown commenced holding court on a more-or-less daily basis with the other gentle women of Wrathdown who lived close enough to Shanganagh Castle they felt safe traveling to it.  Predictably, most women who could persuade themselves to feel safe, came to mingle with the Baroness regardless of the actual risk.

Their daughters over seven, and well-behaved children like Char and a couple of the girls, were allowed, and therefore expected, to join them for embroidery, games, and of course prayers, when not in the castle’s Dame School with Miss Sindonie, who had taken it over upon her sister’s arrival.

“I miss my father,” Edith admitted wistfully, at one such gathering, about six months after the wedding.  “And I worry about him.”  She had moved to an arrowslit on the South wall, which served as one of the chapel’s windows, and was peering down at the Bray Road below trying to see the horsemen they had all heard clattering past.  The arrow slits, being cruciform, were in a way quite appropriate for the chapel, which was being used as a makeshift classroom for the petty school students aged 4-7 when it wasn’t being used for Lady Wrathdown to hold court.

Edith and her friend Char were embroidering their Lord’s banner together, working on a magnificent bolt of blue silk from China.  Char was using fine golden thread to embroider a castle, one of nine on Baron Wrathdown’s coat of arms, while Edith was using fine silver thread to embroider the raised sword beneath the three castles in the center column.  As they did so, Edith’s mother, Char’s stepmother, and their teacher SIndonie, were gossiping and brushing the girls’ long hair. 

Char was sitting with one thigh over his stepmother’s leg and her bottom on Miss Sindonie’s lap, as she had been for most of the morning.  The women liked to keep her close, their hands on her waist or hips, even at an age when other children were beginning to separate a bit more from their parents.  Lady Wrathdown was so hugely pregnant, her lap could no longer accommodate Char.  They said her baby had grown quickly and could come any day now.  When Friar Hugh was teaching, Miss Sindonie often acted as surrogate stepmother.

The other ladies of the half-serjeanty sat around them with their daughters, working on projects while the children’s tutor, Friar Hugh, an Augustinian who assisted Sindonie with the children’s Latin and religious studies when he was in Wrathdown, wrang his hands and tried to decide how quickly he could excuse himself to chase down the rest of his students—the women’s sons, the girls’ brothers—who had bolted excitedly from their lessons to see what all the racket was about.  The clergyman couldn’t quite mind their absence for a bit; they bleated and fidgeted like excited goats.  Girls might not have the intellect for learning, but they certainly had the superior manner.

“I want my father to come back,” Edith frowned.

Char responded matter-of-factly, “I don’t,” provoking a dutiful tutting sound of disapproval from her stepmother and step-aunt, and a satisfied smirk from her step-grandmother, Lady Parnell.

“Your fathers’ work is important!” Friar Hugh reminded both of them, presumably intending to comfort or reconcile them to the situation in some way, but sounding more like he didn’t want anyone to overhear them saying such things, deciding to bolster his position with an unnecessary and arguably pompous lecture:  “All Ireland is divided into three parts:  Gaelic, Norman, and English.  The wild Irish savages have overrun most of the North and West, and unfortunately, the wilderness just to the South of us, while the King has been focused elsewhere.  Most of the ancient Norman lords, themselves bastardized by their time in this godforsaken land—”

“Sir!” Miss Kynborow laughed, scandalized, pausing in her hair-brushing to put her hands over Char’s ears.  Her ladies laughed with her; and their daughters, according to their age and disposition, either smiled uncertainly or looked nervous.  “We are the source of civilization here.  We must set an example!”

“Quite right, Lady Wrathdown!” Friar Hugh agreed, looking flustered and almost tripping over his words. “The Norman Earls beyond the Pale—they’ve become more Irishthan the Irish, lacking all appropriate devotion to Ireland’s proper Lord, our blessed King Henry, designated to rule here by the Pope himself!  They aren’t reivan’ and raidin’ us like the Irish sinners, but they aren’t loyal, either!  Only we, the good Kings’ men of the Pale, the land behind the wall, the Lordship of Ireland, defended by your fathers, are the lone outpost of true English culture here!  Your fathers’ work defending the Church and law and order is the work of King and Christ, children!”

“Yes, sir,” the children dutifully responded, exchanging meaningful looks expressing their fervent hope his speech would not inspire another lengthy prayer begging God to strengthen their fathers’ hands against the murderous clans to the South.

But Friar Hugh was going in another direction, shaking his head, lost in thought:  “Beyond the Pale it’s all chaos and cannibals—”

Edith gasped excitedly.  “Cannibals!”

Thank you, sir,” Lady Kynborow gave their priest a significant look.  “I think that’s enough on that topic.”

Friar Hugh turned bright red and shuffled nervously.   “Yes of course, Lady Kynborow.  I just meant, they’re barbaric!  They don’t even wear shoes!

The girls giggled, while Lady Kynborow’s mother, Lady Parnell, muttered:  “No need to mind your language on our account, Father.  There’s not a child in Shanganagh Castle left with tender ears,” provoking more giggling from the older girls.  Wrathdown was shaped and practically defined by its role defending Dublin against perennial Irish raids from the Wicklow Mountain country.  It had a rough-and-ready martial character that preceded, but certainly could not eclipse, its present Lord, who practically personified the Norman warrior ethos of old.  The force of his personality had imprinted itself on every male in the castle and the countryside alike, and even attracted a number of rugged young adventurers from England and elsewhere to try their hand against the Irish.  It helped in recruiting that there were more manors than knights here on the border, available to anyone with the wit and strength to secure a hold for themselves in the name of the Pope and the King.  Even in a man’s world, the Irish frontier was man’s country in 1516, with women living on the margins of daily life.

“Mother!”  Lady Kynborow repressed a smile.

“Don’t pretend otherwise.  Char’s muckspout father—”

As if to make her point, at that very moment Baron Roland, Lord of the Half-Serjeanty of Wrathdown himself, threw the door open hard enough for its hinges to rattle and the latch to chip off a bit of stone from the wall of the small castle.   Very much a Marcher Lord, wielding a real and direct military power that most English barons lacked to prosecute his King’s war, the Baron maintained nine front-line castles shielding Dublin from the depredations of the Irish natives to the South, all connected by earthen barrier walls running from the Irish Sea at Wrathdown Castle to the border with Uppercross past Templeogue Castle.  They imposed a significant burden on the modest revenues of the Serjeanty, even with the subsidies he received from the viceroy’s Dublin Castle administration. 

So it was hardly surprising the castles were compact, efficient, and coarse, combining the functions of defense with those of daily life.  The chapel, occupying the third floor of the small castle, was used for everything from mass to feasts to rare tax-exempt markets and classes like this one, especially in warmer months when the welcome light and fresh air provided by the third-story arrowslits compared most favorably with their drawbacks in winter, a time when they were usually filled with loose bricks.  The ground floor was the great hall where they slept and ate and even cooked; and the second floor, Lord Wrathdown’s private chambers, storerooms, and utility rooms.

The Baron’s impromptu retinue, the excited boys of the castle Friar Hugh had been fretting over, swarmed back into the room, swirling around the Baron and his companions like a Huntsman’s dogs howling and barking in excitement while dodging the hooves of angry stallions.

“God’s light!  Finally!  Here you all are.  I practically ransacked the castle.  What divine office are we celebrating mid-afternoon?!  We thought the damned savages must have taken the lot of you!” 

Lady Parnell directed a look at her daughter as if the obvious had been revealed, but otherwise there was little enough room for anyone else when Lord Wrathdown took the stage.  Stinking of smoke, sweat, and offal, his clothing and skin were stained and spattered reddish-brown with dried blood, the clean patches of his head and chest revealing where he had removed his helmet and cuirass upon entering the castle. 

“Papa!” Edith cried as her father, Sir Ambrose, entered behind his Lord, thwarted in her attempt to hurry to him by her mother, who hugged her tightly.  Sir Ambrose was half-leading, half-pulling a copper-headed, dazed-looking barefoot boy of about 5 or 6—Char’s age—in a gown behind him.  Both of them were as bloodstained and filthy as the Baron; and the boy’s air of detachment and lack of focus were only reinforced by the contrast he made with the intensely involved and overstimulated castle children.   Edith’s father smiled encouragingly at her, but with a gently raised palm, urging her to wait.  No adult in the room imagined it a good idea to compete with their Baron for attention.  And in fairness, the man was larger than life, well over six feet tall with broad shoulders, strong arms, and an impressively-long beard demonstrating his virility.  His personality was as loud and brash as his speech.  Edith’s father could not have competed with that if he’d been of a mind to; and he was far too sensible to have any such thing in mind. Only three of Roland’s half-brothers, half of the children of his father’s first wife, had survived childhood.  One, it was rumored, had gotten in the way of Roland’s ambition and died gruesomely.  A second, eager to stay out of his way, had joined the church.  The third, and eldest, was an Earl of the family’s main estates in England, and doubtless hoped Roland’s inheritance in the Pale would keep him too busy to come after him.

The last member of their party to enter, marked with the same stains and smells as the other three, was Young Roland, the Baron’s firstborn son, unmistakably of a piece with the Duke himself, Char, and Rash Henry (wherever he was):  Every member of the family’s hair, on both sides, shone a blazing yellow-gold.  Theirs was the hair of lions, not just yellowish, but a strong, saturated hue that made other shades of yellow look washed-out or dirty.

“Yesterday was a magnificent day!  We caught half the damned O’Tooles, and the O’Byrnes too!  Out looting and burning in Bray and Shankhill.  I collected six Irish heads!” he roared proudly, gesturing impatiently at his son.  “Show ‘em, lad!” 

Char and the ladies cried out and recoiled in horror as Young Roland, grinning proudly, held up two strings of four heads each, with their hair braided and bound together with rope like obscene cloves of garlic.  “I got two of my own, Stepmother!” he boasted enthusiastically, smiling so proudly she felt obliged to smile back at him with the same enthusiasm a peasant woman would greet a housecat returning with a dead mouse in its jaws.

“That’s nice, dear!” she applauded, doing her best and elbowing Char, who, jaw set and arms crossed, ignored her.  “Isn’t that nice?”  And when ignored by Char, pressed her husband:  “God bless you on your victory, my Lord!”

He rumbled angrily.  “More of a draw.  But it was a glorious, unholy bloodbath!  The manor of Raheen-a-Cluig’s a goner.  The men of the village were strung up and cut up into ribbons, and the women and children who weren’t raped and butchered were taken by the O’Byrnes.”  Neither Lady Kynborow nor anyone else in the room thought about chiding the Baron for his language. “Lost for good up in the mountains.  But it wasn’t all bad, we left the dirt soaked with their tainted Irish blood, and caught a few slaves for the lead mines.  Oh!  And here, give me the lad!”  Roland gestured to Ambrose, who gently nudged the dazed boy toward his Lord, who in turn, seized his arm and yanked him forward.  “My knight and his wife were dismembered with the rest of the manor in most grisly fashion, must have screamed for hours!  But this one hid.  Or, more like, the Irish just didn’t want anything to do with this odd fellow.” Roland shook him slightly for emphasis to make sure Parnell and Kynborow understood who he was referring to.  “Their son and heir.  He’s my ward now, and in addition to bringing me his rents, the parish priest in Bray says he’s a sage in the making.  That note’s for you, Father,” Roland jabbed his finger toward a reddened scrap of paper pinned to the collar of the boy’s robe.  “He’ll be a perfect tutoring companion for that worthless son of mine, who wasn’t with the rest of my wild dogs—” he gestured vaguely towards the boys tripping over themselves to follow him around.  “Where is that Popinjay?”

Something in Kynborow’s guilty expression must have alerted the Baron to the truth because his eyes widened and bulged out, his face turned a mottled purple, and he bellowed:  “My son?!  You’ve got my son there brushing his hair?”

Young Roland guffawed nastily, and even the unfortunate orphan blinked twice, the closest thing to an expression of any kind, facial or verbal, he seemed able to muster, as Lord Wrathdown dumped him unceremoniously onto an empty pew and barked “Shut up!” to his eldest.  Nobody else in the room required such a caution; not one of them, not even the stupidest of the castle boys, dared meet the Baron’s eyes, let alone make any sound that might catch his attention.  “He’s SEWING?!?!  MY SON is SEWING with the women of the Castle instead of playing with his friends?!

These are my friends!”  Char murmured, ducking his head and shrinking back into Kynborow even as he spoke.  “not them!

“Please, my Lord!”  Kynborow—having no way to avoid her husband’s attention—pleaded. Because she and Miss Sindonie were behind her, Char couldn’t see their expressions; and the Baron was too distracted to pay any attention to them.  But although Kynborow was doing an impressive job keeping her face in character with a distressed woman, every bit as well as she was going to lie, Sindonie’s face betrayed the faintest hint of a smile despite her best efforts to suppress it.   “We’ll bring her—I mean, him—along, but we want to keep him as his mother made him for a little while longer, to comfort him.  He’s only lost his mother last winter—we want to give him some time to recover and grieve before we bring him into our family!”

SEWING AND PLAYING WITH GIRLS?!  The Baron Wrathdown’s SON?!  NEVER!!!  NOT FOR ONE SECOND MORE!!!”  Baron Roland roared, his face turning purple and wrathful while veins bulged alarmingly from the sides of his neck.  “Clearly he’s better off with her dead!

His attention was distracted back to his son as Char burst out crying:  “I’d only be better off with you dead!”

HOW DARE YOU?!?!  Not just a woman, then, but your sex warped back again into a shrew?!  What’s wrong with you?!”  Lord Wrathdown thundered incredulously.  “God, and therefore Wrathdown” (it was unclear here whether, having taken the Lord’s name in vain, he was referring to himself as the Baron, or taking it upon himself to speak for the entire half-serjeanty) “will not tolerate such an abomination as a baedling!  I’ve got to STOP THE ROT for the sake of our family!”  Roland growled again, wading forward to tear the child forcibly away from his stepmother, throwing him down over a pew and thrashing him with the flat of his blade—cleaner than his own flask, and doubtless the only thing beside his horse and other weapons Lord Wrathdown had made sure were tended after the battle—while the Skremens wept crocodile tears,. Miss Sindonie, her eyes glittering cruelly, held Kynborow back, and every other woman in the chapel started shrieking.  Even Friar Hugh murmured nearly-audible protests, waving his hands ineffectively as he considered whether and how he dare intervene.  Continuing to wallop mercilessly on poor Charles’s bottom, the Baron continued his diatribe:  “We’ve got to get you away from the evil influence of these damned women!  You’ve clearly been coddled and indulged by women long enough!”

“No, please!”  Kynborow wept convincingly, as the Baron’s arm rose and fell, rose and fell, over and over again, on his bawling, kicking, crying child.  “Please, Roland!  Surely that’s enough?!”

NOTHING’S enough for a son of Roland Wrathdown who sews and brushes his hair like a woman!”  It almost sounded like Lord Wrathdown was weeping with his frustration and rage, his eyes filled with the same aubergine fury that stained his face and every inch of visible skin, as spittle flew out of his mouth.  “No son of Roland Wrathdown plays with girls instead of boys!  I thank the lord he gave me six my other good and manly boys before this one was sent from hell to disgrace us!”

Lady Parnell and several other women were trying to restrain the hysterical Kynborow who was screaming and crying and trying desperately to protect her stepson, while Sir Ambrose and Friar Hugh edged nearer to the Baron with their hands raised placatingly, ineffectively trying to encourage the Baron to stop.  Behind them, the red-haired boy sat still and slumped where the Baron had dumped him, staring listlessly toward the altar with his unfocused, haunted sapphire eyes, showing no interest in—or even awareness of—the maelstrom around him.

“And YOU!” He jabbed his finger towards Lady Parnell and her daughters, startling them.  “You can stay to help my Kynborow with the birth but as soon as my boy is born, YOU—” he poked his finger into Sindonie’s shoulder, “and YOU—” he pointed his finger rudely at Lady Parnell, “AND you!” stabbing toward the youngest sister, Thomasin, “Return to your own Lord in Skremen!  I won’t have you poisoning my next boy!”

“What if it’s a girl?”  Kynborow asked, perhaps before thinking better of it, but only thinking whether they might be allowed to stay in that circumstance, instead of leaving her here alone in this masculine demesne so far from Skremen.

“Then I’ll blame YOU for breaking my perfect record of boys!” Roland roared, so focused on his own concerns he couldn’t imagine any of his wife’s. 

“If I thought he was man enough, I’d squire him to Lord Nethercross, he’s a hard man!  But this prating grovelsimp is already RUINED!”  Lord Wrathdown’s eyes widened, as he hit upon the solution to his remaining problem:  “None of our family have gone for the church in generations—only our money.  It’s time to recoup on that investment!  I’ll send him, to live among men, and eradicate every bit of female weakness!  AND he won’t corrupt our blood by breeding!”

“We would be honored,” Friar Hugh assured him eagerly.  “In a year or two, when he’s ready—”

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!”  As if any of them could fail to do so.  “Not a year or two.  NOW!  Before he becomes a full-on eunuch!”  Lord Wrathdown growled dangerously, turning his attention to the terrified Friar Hugh.  “Get away from me, you worthless fopdoodle!” The Baron struggled to find words, flinging his bawling son away from him without even letting him catch his balance.  “I can’t stand to touch you right now!”  Instead of walking, Char careened several feet across the stones and fell onto the lap of the orphaned boy, who absentmindedly folded his arms over Char and began rocking him gently and patting his back, repeating “there, there” without even looking down in a mechanistic way that was much creepier than his dazed silence had been.  Char shrieked and wailed, burying his head in the boy’s lap and hugging him tightly back, kicking his own legs in a desperate gesture to discharge the intense emotions and physical pain that were overwhelming him, threatening to swallow him whole.

Lord Wrathdown looked askance at the orphan a moment more, then shook his head.  “Smart or no, there’s something badly wrong with that one.  But that makes two of them.  And they seem well-matched.”  Nodding and shrugging, he looked at Sir Ambrose.  “And at least he is male!

“Certainly true, Lord Roland,” Sir Ambrose agreed.  “A perfect companion!”

“You’ll take them both, father!” Lord Roland barked, deciding it on the spot.  “Today!  Take him to that—choir school I sponsor at Christ’s Church!” 

“Oh, good, they can… sing, Your Lordship?”  Friar Hugh asked, sounding as reasonable as a canon lawyer but cringing all the same hoping the question would not provoke Lord Roland.

Apparently Friar Hugh had no such luck in store.  “DOES IT MATTER?!”  Lord Roland demanded loudly.

“Not at all,” Friar Hugh assured him, backpedaling, “only, it’s just, Father Luke, the Choirmaster, is quite the martinet, he runs the choir as a tight ship, likes to try out and hand-pick the boys himself—”  Everyone other than the Baron could see how conflicted and agitated Friar Hugh was, swallowing and practically wringing his hands with anxiety as he considered his position, how to explain his actions to his superiors if he turned up with two underaged no-talent boys, trying to insert them into another friar’s choir and school when doing so would interfere with the progress of the rest of the class. 

It would surprise exactly no one in Castle Shanganagh to learn Father Luke had been the newest and lowest-ranking member of his order in Ireland when he was assigned as the tutor to the nobility and gentry here.

Even as Roland began turning his head to fix his eyes on Friar Hugh, Friar Hugh achieved the breakthrough he urgently required, bringing his deliberations to their speedy and vitally necessary end, babbling:  “Actually… not at all.  Of course not.  It doesn’t matter at all, Your Lordship.  Everyone can sing!  I mean, everyone has a voice.  And of course, Father Luke will be so thrilled to have another of y—to have such a high-bred young man and his—er—” Luke had no idea what to say about the orphaned boy, knowing only that by birth, he was a member of the gentry.  But after all, that was probably enough:  “His gentle companion, er—ah, thank you, My Lord, thank you for—for entrusting them to us.”

“That’s better,” The Baron allowed, his eyes widening with pleasure to see the unmistakable lust on at least Kynborow’s—and Sidonie’s—faces.  Kynborow was still crying, speaking no words but now begging him for something different with her eyes.

“Fuck!” the Baron rumbled, adjusting his codpiece. “After yesterday’s battle… and you’re carrying our little one…. This is my point!  Your sympathies are misplaced!  A woman wants a real man!  Coddling the little ponce won’t serve him in the long run.  Come on, we want our child to be vigorous and healthy!”  he urged her, pulling Kynborow against him, rubbing his crotch against hers, and stroking her breast without a thought to subtlety.  “Ah… Help your sister, Sindonie,” he breathed raggedly, eyeing his sister-in-law, before pulling his attention back to his wife and his wife towards the stairs to their bedroom below.  “It’s practically a duty!  Come, welcome your Lord home from battle properly!”

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PREVIOUSLY:  Two traumatized boys of 5 or 6 residing on the militarized Southern border of the Pale have just been given into the care of the Augustinians:  Char, youngest son of Lord Wrathdown, a finicky mommy’s boy and a bit of an airhead, has been banished to the Church to make a man of him; accompanied by a new ward of his father’s, the refugee of an Irish raid, who was meant to help him learn, but is still in a state of shock from whatever he has experienced there.  NOW:

“I don’t think I’ve ever been so far from home before!”  Char broke his silence in wonder all of ten minutes and a third-mile from Shanganagh Castle; and once he did, the dam was well and truly broken.  The thoughts seemed to go racing straight from his brain to his mouth in a continuous flow like the water of the Liffey River.

“Really?” Friar Hugh asked in surprise.  “Probably for the best, in an area as wild as this.”

“Lady Parnell doesn’t like any of us to wander far,” Char nodded, explaining:  “There’s Irish savages everywhere.”  And then added proudly:  “I’ve seen them.  One of them even talked to me!” he admitted in a scandalized voice.

“Why?”

“He was on the road and asked what the castle was named.  I’m not supposed to speak to them, but he seemed human enough.  Except I could hardly understand him.  Even his English sounded Irish.”

“Did you tell him?”

“Yes,” Char admitted.  “I didn’t want to be impolite.”

Friar Hugh, covering his amusement, asked:  “And were there any ill effects?  Of speaking to an Irishman?”

“There were.  Lady Parnell was furious and smacked me on the mouth as a reminder not to use it with Irish.”

“Right,” Friar Hugh answered wryly.  “Cause and effect it is.”

Rubbing his jaw as if to evaluate the spot, the child said:  “I miss my mother.  Ladies Parnell and Kynborow don’t like me,” he observed matter-of-factly.  “But they aren’t nearly as bad as my wicked father.”

On a typical day, Friar Hugh might cuff a child for speaking ill of his parents; but he was trying to be mindful the boy’s whole life was changing unexpectedly today.  The vulnerable, emotional quaver that frequently modulated Char’s voice helped to remind Friar Hugh of that.  And, of course, in the case of Char’s father, it wasn’t disrespect so much as a simple statement of fact.  The Wrathdowns and their ilk were among the most-notorious families in the Pale, and Lord Wrathdown was worst of the lot.  Except, perhaps, the Shambler of Hell—although he was not a Wrathdown per se, he was one of the ilk and a terror in his own right.   

By the time they were a half-mile from Shanganagh Castle, Char’s voice sounded like a cross between amazement and boredom:  “Are we still in Wrathdown?”

In truth, Friar Hugh never felt as confident as he would have liked, about his location traveling between Dublin and Shanganagh.  It wasn’t like there were signs providing decorations, or even clearly demarcated roads.  Wandering astray would always be a concern here, so close to the Irish areas.  But at least they were headed North to Dublin; it wasn’t like the trip South, where getting off the road entailed a real risk of getting so lost one could cross the pale in an unfortified area without even realizing they’d left English territory.  “Aye, until we pass Castle Dundrum and a bit.”

“It’s so big!  I knew there were nine castles, but we haven’t even seen another one yet!” 

Friar Hugh laughed out loud at that.  “Not so very big.  Carrickmines and Dundrum are the only two you will see today, on the road to Dublin from Shanganagh.  After Dundrum, we’ll leave the Pale behind us.”  Char, and presumably the other boy, understood Friar Hugh was referring now to the earthen battlement and ditch itself, that stretched between the frontier forts around the English territory and gave it its name, rather than the region within it.  “Dublin’s in the middle, of course.  Your young friend came from around Keen Bray Castle, at the very Southernmost tip of Dublin County, and of the Pale.  Probably, I don’t know…” Friar Hugh mused “Another five miles South of here?”  

“Five miles?!” Char exclaimed.  Then asked:  “Is that far?”

“Not so very.  But it means he’s walked further than you, so no complaining.”


“What’s his name?” Char asked suddenly, frowning at the other boy with curiosity.

“Pendragon… Pendragon…” Friar Hugh consulted the paper from the boy’s chest.  “Pendragon Argent.”

“Pendragon,” Char repeated carefully, evaluating the boy and asking “You’re named Pendragon?”

The boy said nothing.

“He should answer me when I speak.  I’m his superior!”

“He’s had an even worse day than you,” Friar Hugh pointed out.  “Perhaps show him the same kindness I’m showing you.”

The little blond boy seemed to accept that, and nodded.  “I will.  Unless he doesn’t speak at all?  Is he dumb?” 

“The note doesn’t say anything about it, so I’d think not.”

At Carrickmines, and then Dundrum, the soldiers and their families addressed Friar Hugh and Char both, their officers recognizing Char and addressing him as “Young Master Charles,” even as he referred to them as Master, in an odd reciprocal show of respect for aristocrats and adults.  They stopped at Carrickmines Castle for sext, the noonday office, praying, reciting psalms, and chanting with the soldiers there.  Pendragon knelt and bowed his head, but did not sing, chant, or pray with them.

Several times on the long journey from Shanganagh to Dublin, Char’s mind—and thus his speech—wandered back to how sore he was, and what a brute his father was.  But to be fair, he never spoke worse of his father than others. What the boy didn’t seem to give much thought to were the Irish, which were never far from Friar Hugh’s mind on his long, but fortunately infrequent, travels between Dublin and Wrathdown.  How he longed to return to Dublin full-time, instead of feeling like a prisoner of the Baron—or more accurately, he supposed, a prisoner of the Irish forced to endure the oppressive presence of the Baron—in Shanganagh Castle.  If he could have run the ten miles or so, he would have seriously considered doing so.  As it was, he started every time he heard an unexpected noise, and moved warily, his heart racing, when they passed or were passed by other travelers on the long, lonely stretches of road further from Dublin, expecting they might prove themselves a captain of the road… or worse, a clansman.  And he was a mendicant!  When he took his vows as an itinerant monk, he hadn’t anticipated actually having to do so quite so much mendicating in a war zone.  But at least, he told himself, he was poor; and his robes announced as much to all and sundry.  The Irish called themselves Christian; surely they would not attack a man of the cloth.  Especially one without anything to steal!  He wasn’t a high-and-mighty prelate living like the king in an ecclesiastical palace.   And the boy’s inability to remain focused on any one idea seemed to serve them as well as Pendragon’s stupor in keeping the boys moving.  As impatient as he was with the children’s pace and constant distractions, at least they weren’t complaining much (or in the daft boy’s case, at all); and it wasn’t until they stopped for None that Char first remarked on being glad to get off his feet.

Hugh was almost embarrassed to find himself walking with this—apparently—utterly unafraid or even unworried boy, when Hugh himself was so anxious.  But, he reflected, the boy was a privileged fool; that was all.  He was more ignorant than Brother Hugh, not more courageous.

In addition to the size of the world and the sins of his father—that small fraction of them he knew about either of those subjects, anyway—the child’s topics jumped between the countryside, the weather, the few farmers and travelers they passed, the possibility of lurking Irish brigands, the state of the road, and occasionally his companion, whose hand Char still held, tugging him along behind him.  It was a curious grip, holding on almost as if his life depended on the connection, even as he kept tugging on the quiet march boy every time the latter seemed to slow down or stop.  Friar Hugh couldn’t tell if the daft boy was getting distracted, or simply was so lost inside himself he’d just stop and remain rooted to the spot for disinterest without Char’s constant urging.  For Char’s part, there seemed to be two main drivers of his behavior:  he was at once the typical little bossy Lord’s son assuming everyone else would and should follow him, and the young outcast child, needful and hungry for reassurance, clinging to the redheaded boy as much as leading him.  Whatever the case, Friar Hugh consoled himself, Char kept the boy moving, and in the right direction, which was a blessing for Friar Hugh.

“So many houses,” Char marveled, shortly after None. (Friar Hugh counted 3 or 4 in sight, but they’d passed several others in recent succession), as they approached the River Dodder near Milltown.  “How can they all survive on such tiny farms?”

“Some of them work at the mill.” 

“The mill—is that it?!”  Char asked excitedly, as a mill along the River Dodder came into view ahead of them, on the opposite shore of the river.  Then he burst out laughing:  “That must be the biggest wheel in the world!”   

“I doubt it,” Friar Hugh demurred, eying the wheel appraisingly.  It was a breastshot wheel, perhaps 10 or 12 feet across, with wide blades catching water from a millpond behind a stone dam perhaps 5 or 6 feet high.  The water poured onto the blades about halfway up the wheel, spinning it counterclockwise from their viewpoint.  “Yes, it’s a flour mill,” he confirmed.

Char giggled nervously when he realized the road ended at the edge of the water and resumed on the other side, excited and worried at the same time.  They had already forded several streams on their way from Shanganagh, but nothing close to the Dodder.  Char had never seen a rush of water like this one.  “There’s no boat. Do we have to wait for a boat?”

“No.  The water is shallow here.  We’ll ford it.”

“We’re going to walk through a river?!” 

“We are,” Friar Hugh grinned.  “Now you shouldn’t cross a river when you don’t know what you’re doing, because they can be treacherous.  So don’t take this too lightly. But I travel between Dublin and Wrathdown several times a year.  Unless it’s been raining—which it hasn’t, particularly—the river is quite low here, and shallow, with good footing.  I think you’d be fine on your own, but since the water moves a bit fast, we’ll hold hands just in case.”

“How high will it be?”

“Maybe up to your hips at the very middle?”

“I’ve never been in a river before!”

“After today, you won’t be able to say that again.”

As they approached the shore, Char’s breathing got heavier with nervousness, even as he felt his companion start to slow and resist more.  Char stopped, turned to face the boy so the boy could not help but seem him despite his refusal to make eye contact, and holding both his arms, stressed seriously:  “Pendragon?  Pendragon!”  He seemed satisfied when Pendragon finally flickered his focus across Char’s eyes for a moment.  “We’re going to walk through the river!  Do you understand?  Come on!  And stay to the left of us!”  Once he understood their intention, he came willingly enough, surprising Friar Hugh, even stepping into the water before either of his companions.

“Are you sure it’s safe?” Char asked anxiously.

“Safe enough,” Friar Hugh responded, somewhat reassuring if not quite what Char was hoping to hear.  Turning his attention to the other boy, he warned:  “Hang on tight there lad, don’t get ahead of us!  Hold tightly to young Master Charles.”  Once they entered the water, Pendragon seemed much more solid-footed and confident than Char, which seemed to concern Char a bit at first.

“Have you done this before?!”  Char demanded, an almost accusatory tone in his voice.

But of course, the dumb boy said nothing, except holding fast when Char, distracted, lost his footing and fell, prevented from being swept down in the current only by his two companions.

The day’s highlights, however, were still to come, hard to rank because they were each so different.  But Char’s reaction seemed to be most pronounced at the first of these marvels. 

After the river, farms and even villages became more frequent; and Dublin itself began to creep up on them, its urbanized liberties sprawling to the South of the City proper.  It all hit Char, and possibly Pen, at once as they came over the crest of a small hill.  Pen stopped in his tracks, and when Char glanced up, he gasped:  “Holy Mother—excuse me, father!  That—that—” 

Friar Hugh laughed.  “That is St. Patrick’s Cathedral, the largest church in Ireland!”  A great stone church soared into the sky before them, comprised of two arched arms forming a cross, surrounded by an impossible number of homes, shops, and larger buildings clustered tightly around a network of narrow streets filled with people and wagons bustling about in every direction.  The vast majority of the buildings were wooden, with a very few stone structures scattered among them.  And looming behind them all, the massive stone walls of Dublin City stretched across the horizon.

“Is that where we’re going?” Char breathed in amazement.

“No, we’re going to the oldest cathedral in Ireland, Holy Trinity.  Often called Christ Church.  It’s our church.”

“Ireland’s?”

“Ireland’s, yes, but I meant, our Augustinian brethren’s, attached to our friary.”  And with obvious pride, he told them:  “Dublin is the only city in Ireland—maybe in Christendom, probably except Rome, of course, with two Cathedrals.”

“What makes a church into a Cathedral?”

“Trust your eyes, young master:  It’s as near to heaven as any place on earth.  Formally, it’s a church with a cathedra.  And before you ask, the cathedra is the throne from which a Bishop rules his principality.”

“Does that mean there are two Bishops of Dublin?”

“No, a single Archbishop of Dublin with a single palace at Holy Trinity.  But he has two cathedrals.”

“What does he need two cathedrals for?”

Friar Hugh’s face fell a bit, into a puzzled expression.  “I… don’t know.  Nothing, I suppose.  They used to have a big to-do about it but they held a synod to reach a truce between the two cathedrals.  So now they share the Archbishop.”  Then he shrugged, nodding with renewed reassurance:  “But the point is, Dublin has two cathedrals, and ours is the real one.”

“It must be truly amazing,” Char speculated, “To be chosen over this one—auckgh!  I smell animals and shit and—and—I don’t know wha—!”

This time, Friar Hugh, deciding he was being too liberal and knowing a potty mouth on the boy would not serve either of them well once they reached the Friary no matter how horrible the language he must be used to hearing, did cuff him this time, cutting off his sentence and chiding him:  “Time for you to remember you’re a church man, now!  The days of cursing and imitating the vulgar ways of farmers and animals are over!  The sooner you master that lesson, the better off you’ll be.   And for your information, that, unfortunately, is the smell of Dublin.  It’s not usually quite that bad, but you’ll get used to it.”

They were soon passing in the shadow of St. Patrick’s, and then that of the city walls as they entered through the massive St. Nicholas’s Gate.  On a normal day, had the Cathedral not already jaded them, Char surely would have exclaimed with excitement to see, and then pass through, the gate.  But he did proclaim his relief that they didn’t have to ford across this river, which Friar Hugh identified as the River Poddle.  And Char did not try to keep moving when Pen came to a dead stop inside the tunnel, looking straight up above him at the grate and the murder holes.  Instead, Char seemed fine with it, laughing at the sight of a boy lucky enough to be up in the fortress above them, perhaps the son of some officer, who was mimicking firing an arrow down on them.  Char gamely fired back while Pendragon marveled at the massive stone around them, until Friar Hugh took Char’s hand, the same way Char already had Pen’s, and tugged both boys forward.

“You two, stay very close to me from now on, do you hear?”  Hugh warned them, putting himself between the two boys so he could hold their hands.  “It’s obvious you’re newcomers to Dublin.”

“Yes, Friar Hugh,” Char answered for both of them.  “Why is that important?”

But there was no need for him to answer.  The next moment, the first of Dublin’s beggars and street sellers began assailing them.  Especially Char, who deduced it must be because his clothing was so much finer than that of his companions.  But also, he thought, feeling just a little bit pleased, it just might be because he looked the most beautiful.  That thought, in turn, darkened and troubled his mood, reminding him of the injustice his father had done to him today, how badly his back and bottom and thighs hurt (as if he needed more reminders of that), and most of all, of the massive and devastating consequence:  that he had been banished from his very home!  And while that suffering was his dominant reaction today, being recognized as beautiful (Char would not have said or thought that he looked like a girl, exactly—that was his beastly father’s insult), was always gratifying.  It always had been, as long as he could remember.  And now, although he wasn’t really aware of the fact, there was slowly emerging a in him a sense of defiance and even strength in who he was and his distinctness; especially that validation provided by the fact that he was beautiful and appealing to others, despite the awful untrue words of his father.

The rest of their walk was a blur to Char, so overwhelmed by new sights and smells and sounds and pitches from street people he could hardly keep up with them all.  Even if Char had been inclined to loiter and observe anything more, Friar Hugh wouldn’t have let him.  Fretting about the imminence of the ninth hour of the day, he urged them to walk faster despite the distance they had already come since morning.

When they finally arrived at the Friary, Char’s main feeling was one of relief:  relief that their long walk was over and he could rest his feet and legs; relief that Friar Hugh would not be taking Char any further away from the only home he had ever known (although he wished fervently, he was not as far away as he was); relief from the constant sensory overload of the unfamiliar city streets around them; and relief that the Friary seemed, well, nice.  Or at least, as nice as anyplace other than Shanganagh Castle could ever be.  Char was quite relieved Friar Hugh didn’t ask him what he thought about how the Cathedral compared with St. Patrick’s.  Char knew he ought to answer Christ Church was better; and he wanted to.  He was loyal!  But the truth was, he didn’t even know how to compare them to each other.  They were the two largest churches he had ever seen, and while he could tell the architecture, outer buildings and even, to some extent, the layout of the buildings were different, they were really, compared to everything else he had seen in his young life, similarly remarkable.  They were more like one another, and distinct from everything else.  Probably, he would come to appreciate how Christ Church was better than St. Patrick’s as he learned more about his new home.

Char was astonished when Friar Hugh led them around the cathedral and back into yet another one of the teeming streets of Dublin to reveal yet another church, right across the street from Christ Church!  Compared to the two cathedrals, he supposed this latest church could be considered a regular church, even a small church; but it was easily the size of Shanganagh castle itself.  And Char was pretty sure he had seen more churches to his left and right in the short time it took them to get from St. Patrick’s to Christ Church.  Char thought there were more people on each block and lane they saw, than he had encountered in his entire life living at Shanganagh Castle; but even so, he couldn’t imagine what they needed so many churches for.  Not when Christ Church and St. Patrick’s were so huge!  He was sure the entire English population of Ireland would be fit into either one of them without feeling crowded.  Finally, beside the second church, across the street from Christ Church,  they reached a cluster of suitably sober wooden and stone buildings a couple of blocks Northeast of Christ Church Cathedral itself. 

Just as they approached the entrance, they heard a peaceful, joyful, musical sound coming from high above Christ Church Cathedral.  Char whirled and looked up for their source, asking:  “Are those bells?!” Even Pen instinctively looked up for the source and gasped.

“They are.  They’re announcing the hour.”  The boys certainly understood he meant the canonical hours. They were practically the only hours that counted, for most people.  Friar Hugh led them onto the Friary grounds, finally letting go of their hands as they entered another small church (which Friar Hugh explained was a private one for the friars), then turned through a door in the side of the nave that led to the back of the refectory, where a man Char would soon learn was the Archbishop of Dublin himself, was calling the brothers to Vespers, the sunset prayers.  Catching sight of them, he frowned curiously at Friar Hugh, who Char thought reacted almost as if he were nervous, before returning his focus to the office.  This one was much longer than None had been, or indeed any service Char had ever been to except the mass, consisting of an opening responsory; the singing of hymns, psalms, and canticles; a reading from the Bible; another responsory; the Magnificat, including the canticle of the Blessed Virgin Mary, accompanying antiphons, and Gloria; the spreading of incense; the intercessory prayers, the Lord’s Prayer, the collect, and the blessing; followed finally by the Benediction of the Blessed Sacrament.

Again, Pendragon made the appropriate physical motions, matching those of everyone around him; but did not sing, chant, or pray, and neither seemed to pay attention to, or disregard, the Archbishop when he spoke.  Char couldn’t believe how long the office continued.  Even back at the castle, it was all he could do not to fidget and get in trouble. 

When adults caught Char, or one of the other problem children, rolling their eyes during the service or complaining about it afterward, he would stress how the interminable singing and chanting and reading of Bible verses they had heard a thousand times before and frequently several times earlier in the same day was supposed to make them feel reflective and contemplative.  When Char had laughed, quite spontaneously and unintentionally, at the idea, his father—the most impious person Char had ever encountered—walloped him, and he learned to act contritely no matter what he was feeling inside.  Well, mostly.  Now that he had joined—or, more properly, been joined to—the religious life, he was about to encounter a daily divine office, six times a day and once in the middle of the night, he could never have imagined before. Poor little Char.  Even with this first tiny taste of the many spiritual challenges the religious life would confront him with, he had no idea.

After it was over, Friar Hugh waited nervously, greeting those of his senior brothers who made eye contact with him as they left the refectory.  Most of them had spent the time between None, announcing the end of the workday, and Vespers, in the cloister or the calefactory beyond.  Now they went to ready themselves for bed. Their curious glances, and the intimidating glare of the archbishop, made it clear how unusual their presence here was.  It also struck Char what a contrast the two of them made, Char clean and fine in his embroidered dress and expensive shoes, while Pendragon was rough and barefoot in his simple dirty and blood-spattered robe. 

With a sharp sigh of resignation, Friar Hugh motioned them forward and Char took Pen’s hand to pull him after them:  “Come on, stupid.”  The archbishop had signaled two other, older brothers to wait with him, whose robes marked them as holding rank within the Augustinian Order; but having never been to a religious community of any kind before, Char could not identify their offices from their appearance as readily as he could identify the Archbishop.

Friar Hugh bowed his knee to the archbishop, imitated closely by Char, greeting him as “Good evening, Lord Dublin.  Provincial Clement.  Prior Stephen.”

“Good evening, son,” the archbishop responded on behalf of all three men, his frown sharpening at Pendragon, who seemed to notice his companions kneeling but was slow to imitate them, something like confusion touching his otherwise still-daft features.  “Now who are these children, why have you brought them here, and what is wrong with that one?”

“This is young Master Charles, My Lord, the son of Lord Wrathdown.”

“‘Pon my Faith,” the Archbishop interjected without even thinking, at the mention of one of the Friary’s biggest sponsors, shaking his head.  “Another one?”

“I apologize, My Lord,” Friar Hugh clarified.  “I was unclear.  This is his youngest child by his marriage to the late Lady Wrathdown.”

“A legitimate son?  That’s going to be a different problem altogether, isn’t it?”  the archbishop looked askance at his colleagues, who nodded ruefully.

Char didn’t understand what they were talking about, or what could possibly be unclear about describing him as his father’s son.

Looking back at Friar Hugh the archbishop demanded:  “And you agreed?!  And to this… who or what is this?” he gestured towards Pendragon.

“Lord Wrathdown is… I’m afraid, most persuasive, my Lord.”

“Horrifying, you mean!”

“But perhaps we should discuss this privately?” Friar Hugh suggested, looking askance towards Char.

“Can Prior Stephen deal with this?”

Friar Hugh looked pained.  “Ah… Lord Wrathdown suggested they might join the cathedral chorus…?”

“God’s fury!  Choirmaster Adam—”  And with a glance toward Char—whether from concern for a child’s welfare, or concern about what said child might reveal to Lord Wrathdown, was unclear, “Yes.  Of course.  Come along to my office.”

The boys followed the men out from the rear door of the refectory into the cloister, where several monks wearing heavy leather gloves were paired against one another, hitting inflated bladders back and forth between them, sometimes even bouncing them off the walls, while other friars watched or spoke with one another.  Char, and even Pendragon stared in amazement at the spectacle, both of them stumbling over the same crack in the cloister walkway as they stared backwards instead of watching where they were going.

At the sight of the Archbishop, men shifted nervously or looked away.  Before Vespers, the cloister had been much more crowded.  Playing after Vespers was not strictly prohibited, but his gaze reminded them they had better things to do to prepare themselves for sleep so they could rise refreshed at 3 in the morning for Matins.  Had the Archbishop remained in the cloister, or the adjacent calefactory, doubtless the monks would have quickly found better and higher purposes for themselves.

After a quick walk down one side of the small cloister, they stood in a corner with an open door to a library on their left, and an open door to a short entryway in front of them, with the calefactory on the other side of it and a steep stone stairway to the left of it.  The archbishop led his friars up the stairs and out of sight while Friar Hugh herded the boys against the wall of the cloister into the small corner between the two doors.  “You two, wait right here and watch the game,” he instructed them, nodding for emphasis, before turning and hurrying after the archbishop. 

Char, his ears burning to know what they were saying about him and his family and why they didn’t want him to hear, immediately looked at Pendragon and urged him:  “Come on, let’s go!”  He began walking and pulling Pendragon’s hand, but when the red-headed boy followed him too slowly, he hissed:  “We can’t wait!  Keep up!” over his shoulder.  Frustrated with Pendragon’s lack of speed, he let go of Pendragon’s hand, and hurried up the stairs before any of the monks sitting in groups chatting animatedly around the fireplace in the middle of the calefactory, took any notice of him. 

The stairs wound tightly in a “U” shape, to a hallway above the calefactory leading to a muniment room (a vault for protection of the brothers’ vital papers), other small dark rooms, and the Archbishop’s office, or episcopacy.  Char was just in time to see the episcopacy door closing behind Brother Hugh.  Motioning Pendragon to follow, Char scurried quietly to the door and pressed his ear against it. 

It was only then, turning his head back the way he had come so he could push his ear flat against the door to listen, that he realized Pendragon was nowhere to be seen.  Pressing his lips together to prevent himself from cursing aloud, he felt torn about whether he should go find him.  But the chance of the boy going anywhere without Char pulling him seemed small, and he was simply too curious to abandon his post.

The archbishop was speaking:  “He’s never shown any interest in song or—” the archbishop snorted as the other men in the room laughed.  “Any aspect of Christianity or civilization, for that matter, before.  Except weaponry.  Is it his new wife?  Does she have an interest in the church?”

“No… Lord Wrathdown is concerned the ladies of the castle are exercising an undue influence on him, and wants us to make a man of him.”

“Then why doesn’t he squire him out like his brothers to one of the other marcher lords?”

“The lad does have more of a… religious disposition,” Friar Hugh explained.  “Patient and social.”

“He didn’t even know what to do with the boy, did he?”

“But, unfortunately, ah—not a serious intellectual.”  Charles felt himself blush red with a combination of humiliation, hurt, and anger, knowing it was true but still affronted to hear others saying it.  It made it worse he couldn’t completely make sense of what they were saying.  But he understood this.

“Ah,” the Archbishop pronounced, as if finding something wrong with a discounted apple.  “Of course not.  And the bastard—a simpleton?”

“I actually don’t think he’s Lord Wrathdown’s.  According to this letter from Brother Matthew, the parish priest for Keen Bray, he’s Pendragon Argent.  His father was Lord of the Manor in Raheen-a-Cluig.  The whole family, and practically the whole manor, were slaughtered or enslaved by the O’Brians and the O’Tooles.”

The other men made sounds of sympathy and condemnation. 

“He claims the lad is quite bright and intelligent, although he hasn’t spoken a word since seeing his family butchered.  Lord Wrathdown wanted him to accompany his child into the church as a tutor to help him with his studies.”

“It seems that would be useful,” the Archbishop conceded, “If he’s actually diligent, and if he recovers from his stupor.  Otherwise he’s just more dead weight.  But in any event, he’s still another lamb from Wrathdown for us to tend.  Are they particularly good singers?”  he asked hopefully.

“I don’t know, My Lord.  Lord Wrathdown didn’t say.”

“Didn’t imagine that was important for our chorus, did he?  I mean,” laughing again, “He’s never shown any interest in song.”

“Or prayer,” Provincial Clement noted.

“Or, really, any part of the service,” Prior Stephen concluded as the three of them chortled.

“Brother Matthew’s letter pleads in the strongest possible terms for Lord Wrathdown to place the orphan in a school, the best to be found,” Friar Hugh explained.  He didn’t need to add “which is us”—it would seem almost like a betrayal of the Augustine order to suggest otherwise.  “He was more interested in his own boy’s education and vocation than singing, I think, My Lord,” Friar Hugh suggested.

“He wants that Manor for one of his older legitimate children, you mean,” the Archbishop retorted.  “The daft lad is never going to be a knight no matter what his disposition.  But if they can’t sing—you know how particular Friar Adam is about his angel choir!  Every one of them must have the perfect voice and the perfect look.  He’s threatened to quit before!  I’ll never hear the end of it if I force him to start taking on bright-haired choristers just because they want to go to school!”

“Perhaps they could attend his grammar classes, but not the choral ones or sing in the choir?”  the Provincial proposed.

“But they’re obviously still children!  What do you think—at least another year or two until they’re ready for grammar school?  The Augustinians don’t operate dame schools!”

“Or any facilities for the care of children, except—”

“The bastard house.”  There was a shuffle of uneasy laughter.

“I’d prefer we refer to it by its proper name, please:  The Augustinian Charity House of Our Ladies of Lesser Mercy Mary Magdalene and Salomé,” the Archbishop clarified, his tone managing to change from warning to thoughtfulness in the course of a single sentence.

“But… surely not for the Lord’s legal child?” Prior Stephen sounded worried.

“It’s been good enough for his bastards.  Not a word of complaint in almost a decade now.  Not from any of them.”

“Not a word of any interest at all,” the Prior conceded, “but for a child carrying his own name….”

“There doesn’t seem to be great warmth between them,” Friar Hugh conceded.

“Then why not just send them to Sister Phillipa?”

“That wolf’s den?”  Provincial Clement asked skeptically.  “I mean… Phillipa’s were one thing, and that made it logical to send the others, but…  They’ll eat these two alive, won’t they?”

“It’s the only orphanage in Dublin!”

“But what other choice do we have?”

Sounding thoughtful, the Archbishop mused:  “What if we put them in the Charity House, but we could find them a more-suitable guardian?”

“What lady of character would agree to live there?

“She’d be living at the orphanage, not the… grange buildings.  It’s a perfectly respectable street.  What about the boy’s governess?  Could the Baron be persuaded of the importance, for continuity and his acculturation…?”

“I’m not sure,” Friar Hugh prevaricated.  “The Baron seemed… personally fond of her…”

The Archbishop, the Provincial, and the Prior all groaned loudly and incredulously.

“And she’s the boy’s step-aunt.  But the Baron ordered all of his new wife’s family to leave Wrathdown as soon as his next child is born because he doesn’t want any weak female influences on his next son.  So…”

“That’s ridiculous!  Who else is going to raise children this young?!  I’m going to consider how we might persuade her to join us at the Charity House, preferably without Lord Wrathdown learning about it quite yet….”

Another one!”  Char was confused for a moment trying to identify the voice, that of someone new, so intent on hearing the faint speech through the door he was ignoring the hallway altogether, before he caught movement from the corner of his eye and scrambled to something like a position of attention at the sight of an elderly man with a slightly hunched back moving with difficulty, but determination, dragging Pendragon behind him. 

Char, caught and momentarily panicked, looked around as if there might be somewhere for him to run; or indeed, as if he had any reason to run.  But having been found, any reaction was already too late.  The old man was throwing open the door of the episcopate and hauling both boys inside by their arms. 

“These must be the little scoundrels Brother Hugh brought us!”  he roared, as the men in the room turned and looked at them in surprise. 

The Archbishop’s office was unremarkable except for its relative warmth, a product of its location above the calefactory:  The space itself was quite small, and although his personal effects were well-appointed, appropriate to his position as a member of the nobility, they were not excessive.  It was more a case of the reasonable things anyone would keep in their office, being of the finest quality; than an ostentatious display of wealth showcasing unnecessary possessions.  It was entirely in line with Char’s own experience and expectations; if anything, it was the simplicity and basic functionality of the Friary’s other furnishings that stood out to Char.  It would have been too strong to say this room was the first place he felt at home, even with a rough manor like that of Castle Shanganagh for home; but it was familiar to him.  There were only two chairs besides the Archbishop’s own, occupied by the Provincial and Prior, with Friar Hugh standing attentively to one side of his three superiors.

“I found this one listening outside the door, My Lord!” the old man growled as Char turned scarlet with embarrassment.  “And this one tearing up the books in the library!”

“I would never damage a book!” Pendragon exclaimed, surprising them all not only by speaking, but with his vehemence in defense of books, which turned immediately to a gushing tone of praise:  “You have so many, I just had to investigate!  Father Matthew told me about the libraries in Dublin but you have three whole rooms of books!  And the moment I saw your Pentateuch I knew at once it was an illuminated manuscript!”

The room froze for a moment.  The four churchmen determining the boys’ fate looked nonplussed as they tried to catch up with the rapid sequence of interruption, charge, and information bombarding them.  Char, who hadn’t really believed Pendragon could talk at all, stared at him in shock for that fact alone, without registering anything about the content of his speech.  But the old man seemed to be the most surprised of all, well and truly flabbergasted at the words coming out of the boy’s mouth.

“What?”  He asked, automatically, without even thinking about it.

“They’re even more beautiful than Father Matthew said!  I want to make illuminated manuscripts.”

The churchmen looked at one another suspiciously for a moment, as if trying to sort out how they were being tricked.

You can’t read!” the old man charged impulsively.

“He’s of gentle birth, Brother Griffin,” Friar Hugh explained.  “Despite his appearance.  He’s just barely survived an Irish raid that destroyed—well, a bad Irish raid,” he amended hastily, not wanting to re-traumatize the boy.  “Can you read Latin?” he asked the boy, feeling compelled to prompt him as if, by being forced to bring him to Dublin, he had become the boys’ involuntary sponsor and patron.

“Latin and English well, Father.  A little bit of French and Irish too.”

“Iri—!” several voices began at once.

But fortunately for him, he immediately diverted their attention by concluding:  “But I want to learn Greek, most of all!”

“You what?!” The Archbishop asked incredulously.

“Greek?”  Char blurted out, confused and still off-balance from being caught.  “What’s that?”  And then, without meaning to or understanding he had done so, he asked what everyone in the room was thinking, but none of the clergymen wanted to ask because questioning the desire to learn was so at odds with their educational mission and role:  “Why?

“Father Matthew says that by reading works in Greek, Erasmus—”

Erasmus!” several voices cried in surprise.

“—is discovering an entire lost world of knowledge and faith!  More important than the Spanish Conquistadors in the New World.”

Pendragon stopped, realizing everyone was staring at him slack-jawed and misinterpreting the silence.  Nervously, he added:  “I’m sorry for speaking out of turn, Masters.”

A cunning smile slowly spread across the Archbishop’s face, beginning in his eyes before reaching his mouth.  His Augustinian brothers, familiar with this look, suddenly glanced at one another nervously.  “You’re sincere in this, aren’t you, child?”

“Oh, yes My Lord!”

“I only know of one speaker of ancient Greek in all of Ireland,” the Archbishop spoke slowly, looking at Father Griffin.  “And he’s most eager for students.”  It would have been more accurate to say, he was vociferous in his praise for the ancient Greeks, their philosophy, and their language; and seemed unable to contain himself from urging his brothers to take up the language and suggesting the ability to read Greek was a virtue in the church.

“I would be honored to meet him, My Lord.”

“You already have.  He’s standing right in this room.”  Pendragon looked astonished.

Father Griffin’s face, cycling rapidly between expressions, betrayed the fact he might have objected in other circumstances; but he was clever enough to recognize when he had managed to entrap himself, and sensible enough not to argue from a position of weakness with the Archbishop once he’d made up his mind.  He grasped at the only means of escape available to him:

“But—My Lord, they’re children!  Not even ready for grammar school.  Not yet of an age where they can even comprehend reason.”

“Brother Griffin is right, of course.  You both are too young.  As they have both demonstrated tonight by ignoring Friar Hugh’s instructions.  But as I reflect upon our conundrum, your father” he addressed Char “and your mesne lord, now that you’re the head of your family,” he looked meaningfully at Pendragon, “Has made it clear his will is to place you in our care, whether any of us think you’re ready for it or not.  So, you have exactly two choices,” the clever Archbishop, an expert manipulator of people, concluded.  “You” (looking at Pendragon) “can, against all odds, have your heart’s desire, to learn Greek, as you claim you wish—if that is what you truly desire, if you only help your young master here to behave himself and learn well enough to remain with us.  And you” (looking at Char) “Can learn what Greek is, and at least do your best to act like you’re suited to being a man of the church, while you try to become one with the help of your young friend.”  Turning to Father Griffin, he continued:  “You can show your brothers the value and inspirational meaning of Greek, andI can let Brother Hugh report back to Lord Wrathdown that his wisdom is indisputable and his donations to the Augustinians are as useful to him in this world, as they will be in the next.”

“Or.”  He paused, looking around at all of them to ensure they understood the gravity of the next part, landing on Charles first.  “We can send you back to your father, telling him you’re too undisciplined for the church, ignoring your superiors and listening at doorways!”  Char shrank back, swallowing and shaking his head at the suggestion, even before he finished the thought:  “You’ll have to squire for him and your older brothers if no one else will have you.”  Prior Stephen looked pained at the degree of stress the archbishop was putting on the poor boy.  The Augustinians all knew returning him to his father would be an extreme last resort because it would incur his displeasure.  But Char didn’t; or at least, he was much more sensitive to the ire that would be directed at him, than at these churchmen.  Turning to Pen, the archbishop continued:  “And we can send you back to Brother Matthew, telling him he overestimated your interest and aptitude.”  Finally turning to Brother Griffin:  “And you can give up on this rare opportunity to share your gifts with someone who is genuinely interested in them.”

“I understand, my Lord,” Brother Griffin answered, seeming more chastened than upset.  “Your wisdom is indisputable.  But truly, I’m afraid I know little about teaching and caring for children.”

“None of us” and here he may have been referring to the religious brothers of St. Augustine in Dublin, or more broadly to the entire male gender, “do.  Or even about the teaching and care of young men, except Brother Adam.  These two will have to live for now with the other children in our care, at Our Ladies’, until they are old enough, and their voices ready enough, that we can induce Brother Adam to accept them.  See if a singing teacher can be arranged for them and let Sister Phillipa know they should have a separate room from the others.  With a window, in case Lord Wrathdown should inquire.  And attention and care appropriate to a noble child.  In the meantime, the boys will attend the Dame School in the morning and study Greek with you, Brother Griffin, in the afternoon.  When they can convince you of their ability to study and behave, they will commence studying Latin, French, and English with the other choir boys in the morning; and when they can convince Brother Adam they’re ready, they can try out for his choir.

“In the meantime, they will observe the full holy offices when they are in our care, just as the choir boys do; but when they are with our lay brethren, they may continue the more relaxed observances at Our Ladies’.  Since the chorus, the library, and the orphanage are all properly affiliated with Holy Trinity Friary, I’m certain Father Stephen can coordinate the details of their care and schedule as he sees fit without being troubled by Provincial Clement or me.” 

Provincial Clement looked as pleased with the arrangement as Archbishop Dublin was with himself for solving several problems at once whilst extricating himself from all of them, spoiled only when he saw the look of confusion and worry on Pendragon’s face.  “What?” he asked, not quite with the solicitous tone of voice a young man under the Cardinal’s care might want to hear.  But the prelate couldn’t have imagined what was coming next.

“My Lord, it’s just—” Pendragon swallowed nervously, looking around the room, looking embarrassed, before whispering:  “Holy Trinity Friary is in Dublin!”

“Aye?”

“How did I get to Dublin?!

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“I miss him,” Edith admitted wistfully.  “And worry about him.”  She had moved to an arrowslit on the South wall, which served as one of the chapel’s windows, and was peering down at the Bray Road below trying to see the horsemen they had all heard clattering past.  The arrow slits, being cruciform, were in a way quite appropriate for the chapel, which was being used as a makeshift classroom for the petty school students aged 4-7.

Edith and her friend Char, the youngest child of Baron Wrathdown, were embroidering their Lord’s banner together, working on a magnificent bolt of blue silk from China.  Char was using fine golden thread to embroider a castle, one of nine on Wrathdown’s coat of arms, while Edith was using fine silver thread to embroider the raised sword beneath the three castles in the center column.  As they did so, their mothers were gossiping and brushing their long hair.  The other ladies of the half-sergeanty sat around them with their daughters, working on projects while the children’s tutor, Father Hugh, an Augustinian friar, wrang his hands and tried to decide how quickly he could excuse himself to chase down the rest of his students—the women’s sons, the girls’ brothers—who had bolted excitedly from their lessons to see what all the racket was about.  The clergyman couldn’t quite mind their absence for a bit; they bleated and fidgeted like excited goats.  Girls might not have the intellect for learning, but they certainly had the superior manner.

“I want my father to come back,” Edith frowned.

Char responded matter-of-factly, “I don’t,” provoking a dutiful tutting sound of disapproval from Lord Wrathdown’s sister-in-law, Lady Kynborow, and a satisfied smirk from his mother-in-law, Lady Parnell.

“Your fathers’ work is important!” Father Hugh reminded both of them, presumably intending to comfort or reconcile them in some way.  “All Ireland is divided into three parts:  Gaelic, Norman, and English.  The wild Irish savages have overrun most of the North and West, and unfortunately, the wilderness just to the South of us.  Most of the ancient Norman lords, themselves bastardized by their time in this godforsaken land—”

“Sir!” Lady Kynborow laughed, scandalized, pausing in her hair-brushing to put her hands over Char’s ears.  Her ladies laughed with her; and their daughters, according to their age and disposition, either smiled uncertainly or looked nervous.  “We are the source of civilization here.  We must set an example!”

“Quite right, Lady Wrathdown!” Father Hugh agreed, as if Lady Kynborow had been confirming his point rather than criticizing his language. “The Norman Earls beyond the Pale—they’ve become more Irish than the Irish, lacking all appropriate devotion to Ireland’s proper Lord, our blessed King Henry, designated to rule here by the Pope himself!  They aren’t reivan’ and raidin’ us like the Irish sinners, but they aren’t loyal, either!  Only we, the good Kings’ men of the Pale, the land behind the wall, the Lordship of Ireland, are the lone outpost of true English culture here!  Your fathers’ work defending the Church and law and order is the work of King and Christ, children!”

“Yes, sir,” the children dutifully responded, exchanging meaningful looks expressing their fervent hope his speech would not inspire another lengthy prayer begging God to strengthen their fathers’ hands against the murderous clans to the South.

But Father Hugh was going in another direction, shaking his head, lost in thought:  “Beyond the Pale it’s all chaos and cannibals—”

Edith gasped excitedly.  “Cannibals!”

Thank you, sir,” Lady Kynborow gave their priest a significant look.  “I think that’s enough on that topic.”

Father Hugh tried without success to look convincingly distressed.   “Yes of course, Lady Kynborow.  I just meant, they’re barbaric!  They don’t even wear shoes!”

The girls giggled, while Lady Kynborow’s mother, Lady Parnell, muttered:  “No need to mind your language on our account, Father.  There’s not a child in Shanganagh Castle left with tender ears,” provoking more giggling from the older girls.  Wrathdown was shaped and practically defined by its role defending Dublin against perennial Irish raids from the Wicklow Mountain country.  It had a rough-and-ready martial character that preceded, but certainly could not eclipse, its present Lord, who practically personified the Norman warrior ethos of old.  The force of his personality had imprinted itself on every male in the castle and the countryside alike, and even attracted a number of rugged young adventurers from England and elsewhere to try their hand against the Irish.  It helped that there were more manors than knights here on the border, available to anyone with the wit and strength to secure a hold for themselves in the name of the Pope and the King.  Even in a man’s world, the Irish frontier was man’s country in 1517, with women living on the margins of daily life.

“Mother!”  Lady Kynborow repressed a smile.

“Don’t pretend otherwise.  Char’s muckspout father—”

As if to make her point, at that very moment Baron Roland, Lord of the Half-Serjeanty of Wrathdown himself, threw the door open hard enough for its hinges to rattle and the latch to chip off a bit of stone from the wall of the small castle.   Very much a Marcher Lord, wielding a real and direct military power to prosecute his King’s war that most English barons lacked, the Baron maintained nine front-line castles shielding Dublin from the depredations of the Irish natives to the South, all connected by earthen barrier walls running from the Irish Sea at Wrathdown Castle to the border with Uppercross past Templeogue Castle.  They imposed a significant burden on the modest revenues of the Sergeanty, even with the subsidies he received from the viceroy’s Dublin Castle administration. 

So it was hardly surprising the castles were compact, efficient, and coarse, combining the functions of defense with those of daily life.  The chapel, occupying the third floor of the small castle, was used for everything from mass to feasts to rare tax-exempt markets and classes like this one, especially in warmer months when the welcome light and fresh air provided by the third-story arrowslits compared most favorably with their drawbacks in winter, a time when they were usually filled with loose bricks.

The excited boys of the castle swarmed back into the room, swirling around the Baron and his companions like a Huntsman’s dogs howling and barking in excitement while dodging the hooves of angry stallions.

“God’s light!  Finally!  Here you all are.  I practically ransacked the castle.  What divine office are we celebrating mid-afternoon?!  We thought the damned savages must have taken the lot of you!” 

Lady Parnell directed a look at her daughter as if the obvious had been revealed, but otherwise there was little enough room for anyone else when Lord Wrathdown took the stage.  Stinking of smoke, sweat, and offal, his clothing and skin were stained and spattered reddish-brown with dried blood, the clean patches of his head and chest revealing where he had removed his helmet and cuirass upon entering the castle. 

“Papa!”  Edith cried as her father, Sir Ambrose, entered behind his Lord, thwarted in her attempt to hurry to him by her mother, who hugged her tightly.  Sir Ambrose was half-leading, half-pulling an auburn-haired, dazed-looking barefoot boy of about 5 or 6—Char’s age—in a gown behind him.  Both of them were bloodstained and filthy, if less so than the Baron himself; and the boy’s air of detachment and lack of focus were only reinforced by the contrast he made with the intensely involved and overstimulated castle children.   Edith’s father smiled encouragingly at her, but with a gently raised palm, urged her to wait.  No adult in the room imagined it a good idea to compete with their Baron for attention.  And in fairness, the man was larger than life, well over six feet tall with broad shoulders, strong arms, and an impressively-long beard demonstrating his virility.  His personality was as loud and brash as his speech.  Edith’s father could not have competed with that if he’d been of a mind to; and he was far too sensible to have any such thing in mind. Of his six half-brothers, children of his father’s first wife, only three had survived childhood.  One, it was rumored, had gotten in the way of his ambition and died gruesomely.  A second, eager to stay out of his way, had joined the church.  The third, and eldest, was an Earl of the family’s main estates in England, and doubtless hoped Roland’s inheritance in the Pale would keep him busy.

The last member of their party to enter, marked in the same stains and smells as the other three, was Young Roland, the Baron’s firstborn son, unmistakably of a kind with the Duke himself, Lady Kynborow, Char, and even the silver-touched Lady Parnell:  Every member of the family’s hair, on both sides, shone a blazing yellow-gold.  Theirs was the hair of lions, not just yellowish, but a strong, saturated hue that made other shades of yellow look washed-out or dirty.

“Yesterday was a magnificent day!  We caught half the damned O’Tooles, and the O’Byrnes too!  Out looting and burning in Bray and Shankhill.  I collected six Irish heads!” he roared proudly, gesturing impatiently at his son.  “Show ‘em, lad!” 

Char and the ladies cried out and recoiled in horror as Young Roland, grinning proudly, held up two strings of four heads each, with their hair braided and bound together with rope like obscene cloves of garlic.  “I got two of my own, Aunt Kynborow!” he boasted enthusiastically, smiling so proudly she felt obliged to smile back at him with the same enthusiasm a peasant woman would greet a housecat returning with a dead mouse in its jaws.

“That’s nice, dear!” she applauded, doing her best and elbowing Char, who, jaw set and arms crossed, ignored her.  “Isn’t that nice?”  And when ignored by Char, pressed her husband, who had married her in swift order after her sister, his first wife, had died:  “God bless you on your victory, my Lord!”

He rumbled angrily.  “More of a draw.  But it was a glorious, unholy bloodbath!  The manor of Raheen-a-Cluig’s a goner.  The men of the village were strung up and cut up into ribbons, and the women and children who weren’t raped and butchered were taken by the O’Byrnes.”  Neither Lady Kynborow nor anyone else in the room thought about chiding the Baron for his language. “Lost for good up in the mountains.  But it wasn’t all bad, we left the dirt soaked with their tainted Irish blood, and caught a few slaves for the lead mines.  Oh!  And here, give me the lad!”  Roland gestured to Ambrose, who gently nudged the dazed boy toward his Lord, who seized his arm and hustled him forward.  “My knight and his wife were dismembered with the rest of the manor in most grisly fashion, must have screamed for hours!  But this one hid.  Or, more like, the Irish just didn’t want anything to do with this odd fellow.” Roland shook him slightly for emphasis to make sure Parnell and Kynborow understood who he was referring to.  “Their son and heir.  He’s my ward now, and in addition to bringing me his rents, the parish priest in Bray says he’s a sage in the making.  That note’s for you, Father,” Roland jabbed his finger toward a reddened scrap of paper pinned to the collar of the boy’s robe.  “He’ll be a perfect tutoring companion for that worthless son of mine, who wasn’t with the rest of my wild dogs—” he gestured vaguely towards the boys tripping over themselves to follow him around.  “Where is that prat Charlie?”

Something in Kynborow’s guilty expression must have alerted the Baron to the truth because his eyes widened and bulged out, his face turned a mottled purple, and he bellowed:  “My son?!  You’ve got my son there brushing his hair?”

Young Roland guffawed nastily, and even the unfortunate orphan blinked twice, the closest thing to an expression of any kind, facial or verbal, he seemed able to muster, as Lord Wrathdown dumped him unceremoniously onto an empty pew and barked “Shut up!” to his eldest.  Nobody else in the room required such a caution; not one of them, not even the stupidest of the castle boys, dared meet the Baron’s eyes, let alone make any sound that might catch his attention.  “He’s SEWING?!?!  MY SON is SEWING with his Aunt instead of playing with his friends?!

Edith is my friend!”  Char murmured, ducking his head and shrinking back into Kynborow even as he spoke.  “not them!

“Please, my Lord!”  Lady Kynborow—having no way to avoid the Baron’s attention—pleaded.  “He’s only lost his mother last winter—let him have some peace!”

SEWING AND PLAYING WITH GIRLS?!  The Baron Wrathdown’s SON?!  I think not!”  Baron Roland roared.  “Clearly he’s better off with her dead!  But YOU—” he jabbed his finger into Kynborow’s shoulder “won’t be following in her footsteps!  I never should have listened to a word from her!”

“ROLAND!”  Lady Parnell snapped.  “We’re your family!” biting her lip and retreating sharply as Roland turned on her.

His attention was distracted back to his son as Char burst out crying:  “I wish it was you dead!”

What’s wrong with you?!  BESIDES the coddling of these women?!  That’s it!  I’ve got to do something to save you, and our family honor, from your weakness!”  Roland growled again, wading forward to tear the child forcibly away from his aunt, throwing him down over a pew and thrashing him with the flat of his blade—cleaner than his own flask, and doubtless the only thing beside his horse and other weapons Lord Roland had made sure were tended after the battle—while Lady Parnell held Lady Kynborow back, every woman in the chapel started shrieking, and even Father Hugh murmured nearly-audible protests, waving his hands ineffectively as he considered whether and how he dare intervene.  Continuing to wallop on poor Charlie’s bottom, the Baron continued his diatribe:  “We’ve got to get you away from these damned women!  You’ve clearly been coddled and indulged by women long enough!”

“No, please!”  Lady Kynborow wept, as the Baron’s arm rose and fell, rose and fell, over and over again, on his suffering child.  “Please, Roland!  That’s enough!”

“No son of Roland Wrathdown sews and brushes his hair like a woman!”  It almost sounded like Lord Wrathdown was weeping with his frustration and rage, his eyes filled with the same reddish-purple fury that stained his face and every inch of visible skin.  “No son of Roland Wrathdown plays with girls instead of boys!  I thank the lord he gave me six good and manly boys before this one was sent from hell to disgrace us!”

Lady Parnell and several other women were trying to restrain the hysterical Lady Kynborow who was screaming and crying and trying desperately to protect her nephew, while Sir Ambrose and Father Hugh edged nearer to the Baron with their hands raised placatingly, ineffectively trying to encourage the Baron to stop.  Behind them, the red-haired boy sat still and slumped where the Baron had dumped him, staring listlessly toward the altar with his unfocused, haunted sapphire eyes, showing no interest in—or even awareness of—the maelstrom around him.

“If I thought he was man enough, I’d squire him to Lord Nethercross, he’s a hard man!  But I won’t let this prating grovelsimp embarrass the family!  None of my other boys have gone for the church.  We can send him!

“We would be honored,” Father Hugh assured him eagerly.  “In a year or two, when he’s ready—”

Not a year or two.  NOW!  Before he’s irreversibly contaminated!”  Lord Wrathdown growled dangerously, turning his attention to the terrified Father Hugh.  “Get away from me, you worthless fopdoodle!” The Baron snarled, flinging his bawling son away from him without even letting him catch his balance.  “I can’t stand to touch you right now!”  Instead of walking, Char careened several feet across the stones and fell onto the lap of the orphaned boy, who absentmindedly folded his arms over Char and began rocking him gently and patting his back, repeating “there, there” without even looking down.  Char shrieked and wailed, burying his head in the boy’s lap and hugging him tightly back, kicking his own legs in a desperate gesture to discharge the intense emotions and physical pain that were overwhelming him, threatening to swallow him whole.

Lord Wrathdown looked askance at the orphan a moment more, then shook his head.  “Smart or no, there’s something badly wrong with that one.  But Charlie seems to like him.”  Nodding and shrugging, he looked at Sir Ambrose.  “And at least he is male!

“Certainly true, Lord Roland,” Sir Ambrose agreed.  “A perfect companion!”

“You’ll take them both, father!” Lord Roland barked, deciding it on the spot.  “Today!  Take him to that—choir school I sponsor at Christ’s Church!” 

“Oh, good, they can… sing, Your Lordship?”  Father Hugh asked, sounding as reasonable as a canon lawyer but cringing all the same hoping the question would not provoke Lord Roland.

But apparently Father Hugh had no such luck in store.  “DOES IT MATTER?!”  Lord Roland demanded loudly.

“Not really,” Father Hugh backpacked, “only Father Luke, the Choirmaster, is quite the martinet, he runs the choir as a tight ship, likes to try out and hand-pick the boys himself—”  Everyone other than the Baron could see how conflicted and agitated Father Hugh was, swallowing and practically wringing his hands with anxiety as he considered his position, how to explain his actions to his superiors if he turned up with two underaged boys, trying to insert them into another friar’s choir and school when doing so would interfere with the progress of the rest of the class. 

It would surprise exactly no one in Castle Shanganagh to learn Father Luke had been the newest and lowest-ranking member of his order in Ireland when he was assigned as the tutor to the nobility and gentry here.

Even as Roland began turning his head to fix his eyes on Father Hugh, Father Hugh achieved the breakthrough he urgently required, bringing his deliberations to their speedy and vitally necessary end, babbling:  “Actually… not at all.  Of course not.  It doesn’t matter at all, Your Lordship.  Everyone can sing!  I mean, everyone has a voice.  And of course, Father Luke will be so thrilled to have another of y—to have such a high-bred young man and his—er—” Luke had no idea what to say about the orphaned boy, knowing only that by birth, he was a member of the gentry.  But after all, that was probably enough:  “His gentle companion, er—ah, thank you, My Lord, thank you for—for entrusting them to us.”  Perhaps, Hugh thought, this was not the time to ask how the young man would train as a knight to resume his duties (and reclaim his medieval rents) from the Baron, when he was training for the priesthood.

“That’s better,” The Baron allowed, as Lady Kynborow burst out crying.  “What now?!”  the Baron frowned at her as she cried, speaking no words but instead begging him with her eyes.

“I must save this boy from himself.  And from you women.  Your tears won’t change my mind,” The Baron shook his head and his big finger together, trying to get her to see reason.  “But they do… move me,” he allowed, adjusting his belt. “After yesterday’s battle… and you’re carrying our little one.  Come on, we want our child to be vigorous and healthy!”  he urged her, pulling her against him, rubbing his crotch against hers, and stroking her breast without a thought to subtlety, before pulling her towards the stairs to their bedroom below.  “It’s practically a duty!  Come, welcome your Lord home from battle properly!”

Literature Section “08-01 Identicide in Ireland:  Annihilating Childhood”—more material available at TheRemainderman.com—Part 1 of Chapter Eight, “The Wild, Wild West”—3316 words—Accompanying Images:  3456-3458, 3480-3483, 3483—Published 2025-12-11—©2025 The Remainderman.  This is a work of fiction, not a book of suggestions.  It’s filled with fantasies, stupid choices, evil, harm, danger, death, mythical creatures, idiots, and criminals. Don’t try, believe, or imitate them or any of it.

RULES OF THE CARD GAME THE CHARACTERS ARE PLAYING AVAILABLE HERE.

PREVIOUSLY:  Playing the demonic card game, Perdition Tarot, Channah has wagered Penny, Chas, Esmeray, and her other servants against Húanglóng; and everyone has wagered some combination of money, dares, and sacrifices on every trick and deal.  The doors have been sealed, the atmosphere is rowdy, the stakes are high, and everyone in the Lodge is intoxicated.  Queen Channah, well-known for and quite intent on maintaining her reputation as a good sport who pays her debts, is descending into a dark mood for reasons other than, but somehow bound up with, the game.  After impulsively commanding their servants to satisfy them sexually, the second round of play is about to begin.  NOW:

The eight demons resembled lizards in the sun, lying motionless and relaxed with their eyes barely open.  Beneath and before them—or in Esmeray’s case, near them and with more determination than anyone else—their human and cambion servants waited, carefully still, determined not to disturb their masters or be the first to draw attention in the slowly-stretching stillness and silence.  By the time the succubae, incubus, and dragon began stirring, the open-air design of the house was working its magic, clearing and re-energizing the stale atmosphere around them.

Channah and Húanglóng, whether from superior constitution or the call of duty, came back to life first, Channah immediately glancing to her part of the table, looking for her hand of cards.  “Do you have our cards, Tifaret?” she asked quietly.

“Yes, Your Majesty,” Tifaret stretched as she answered, fishing their hand from a pocket sewn into her dress.

“Very good.”  Channah stood up, rearranging her own dress and speaking to Penny:  “Once Tifaret releases your legs, bring us more wine and water.  And maybe a sna—” stepping away from the nonresponsive Penny, she looked down and realized she was unconscious, passed out in the stillness that had followed their lovemaking, her mouth open and her eyes closed, snoring quietly.  Drawing her foot back to prod her, she thought further on it and turned to Esmeray.  “You owe me.  You owe us all.”

“Yes, Domina,” Esmeray agreed hastily, scrambling to her feet, acknowledging her debt.  “Wine and water for everyone, immediately!”  

Channah continued to stare down at Penance, hands on hips, considering what to do with her.

“Perhaps best to leave her alone, Your Majesty,” Fang offered.  “Frankly, I think we’re lucky she hasn’t gotten sick.”  She giggled.  “The stakes are higher than her constitution is prepared to tolerate.  I was sure illness was where she was headed.  Perhaps we can wake her up for the next deal, and spank her after everyone has their cards?”

“Spank–?  Oh, yes,” Channah chuckled quietly.  “Or earlier, when it’s time for her to kiss my ass.”  Suddenly she looked back at the table, then shrugged in resignation to see someone—most likely Esmeray—had beaten her to the humans’ hand, forestalling any possibility of securing her victory now.

After a moment’s consideration, she nudged Penny awake with her boot in her groin; and when that didn’t work, she reached down and twisted her hair, yanking her head up, slapping her cheeks, and finally pinching her nostrils shut until the girl’s confused eyes opened and she gasped for breath.  She staggered back up into her seat, urged by Channah’s insistent hands, blinking and moving like one entranced and sitting quietly where Channah put her.  Not disinterested—her eyes followed the activity around her—but subdued.  Fang reminded her she had an empty chamber pot under her seat if she felt sick.

When everyone was back in their places, they played the second deal.  Everyone sensed the dark mood gathering in Channah from the moment she saw her cards on the first deal, getting even stronger as she played.  And she played terribly, making egregious errors.  Those who had gambled with her before knew something was amiss—something other than losing at cards—guessing by simple process of elimination what the nature of the problem was, if not its exact form or portent.  Cards only served two purposes, after all.  Nor did she seem frustrated or angry, as a bad loser might be expected to seem; but deeply pensive instead.  Still, it meant she wasn’t in the easy, approachable mood she usually maintained at cards; and now everyone at the table except Húanglóng found themselves second-guessing how their sovereign would react to unwelcome news.  And in Húanglóng’s case, the similarly tricky task of second-guessing his wife’s reactions.

“Are you… throwing the deal?!” Húanglóng finally blurted out, astonished.

“Never!”  Rivqah and Miryam blurted out, angrily, as Channah opened her mouth with a sour—but shocked—expression, ready to answer.

“Wait!  Don’t answer that at risk of cheapening the stakes!”  Húanglóng prevented her from answering by raising his hand sharply, glaring at her until she closed her mouth firmly, her irritation plain in her expression.  “This is a chance I’ve been waiting for ever since I heard the stories about the orgy with Claudius—”

Channah cracked a smile despite herself, shaking her head “No.  No!”  While Miryam and Rivqah both giggled.

“Wait, let me finish!  If you’re not throwing the deal, I’ll cover your bet.  But if you are throwing the deal, you’ll give him the Claudian Forked Tongue.”  The entire table gasped, shocked and titillated at once.

Hearing the intensity of the table’s reaction, Chastity dropped what she was doing and looked sharply around the table.

Meanwhile, Miryam was shouting:  “Slanderer!” genuinely upset at Húanglóng’s suggestion.

“Our Mistress would never throw a game!”  Rivqah amplified.

“You must be higher than my little redhead,” Channah laughed at Húanglóng.  “How am I supposed to respond to that without cheapening the stakes, revealing the answer by my own, before you say ‘done’?!”

“Fuck.  Maybe Kadidia’s remarkable laudanum is stronger than I had realized,” Húanglóng conceded.

“He probably would have agreed anyway!” Judas snickered.  “You missed an opportunity there.”

“I’ll take the bet!”  Miryam and Rivqah both slammed their fists down on the table loyally, looking at one another with surprise.

Miryam blurted:  “But you’re covering for my—our—bet, not the original bet!”

“Second!” Rivqah insisted.

“Fine!  Done!”  Húanglóng brought his own palm down, followed in rapid order by Channah’s devoted ladies.

“WAIT!  Foul!  Or—spoiled bet—or—”  Channah looked frustrated with her inability to identify the correct phrase.  “Whatever. Point being, this is a bet that cannot be made without my consent!”

“‘Missing party,’” Fang supplied the correct objection quietly.

“What she said!” Channah snapped her fingers for emphasis, glaring at Húanglóng with a faint twinkle in her eyes.

“NO!  No harm, no foul!” Húanglóng insisted.  “You can’t complain about a bet merely because you benefit from it!”

“I—I—” Channah scrambled for words. 

“HA!” Húanglóng pounced, as if he’d just completed a brilliant mathematical proof. 

“I will be harmed!”  Channah insisted.  “My reputation is on the line here!  Was I too subtle in assuring Princess I’m no sellout that you don’t see my credibility is what’s truly at stake here?!”

“Oh, bother!  But I’m sure we can find a solution to buy you off,” Húanglóng suggested.

“Your Majesty, with respect, that’s not enough—Penny is also a missing party!”  Chastity blurted, stoutly and bravely, everyone at the table looking first at her, then at the dazed Penny.

“The blonde bimbo lacks standing to object!” Judas shouted. 

Húanglóng blinked.  “Exactly!  She’s not a part of this bet!”

“Then I—I object,” Penny added, frowning as if she were trying to figure out what she was objecting to.

Fang’s eyes glittered.  “You’re standing up for your teammate, is that what you’re saying?” she asked, quietly and calmly, with a confidence that would have given Chastity pause if she were closer to sober.

“Yes, Your Grace!” Chastity swallowed, looking nervous.  And then, when the entire table whooped with delight, and even Channah looked intrigued out of her foul mood, Chastity looked terrified.  “What?”

“I’d say it’s a pity that by my calculation, just as Her Majesty says, her consent is required here,” Fang shrugged.

“Well… as reluctant as I am to consent, the stakes have been raised through the roof, now I kind of feel torn…” Channah mused.

“Consent!”  Judas urged her immediately, chanting:  “CONSENT!  CONSENT!  CONSENT!”  Looking around the table and making encouraging gestures until almost everyone who wasn’t human, was clapping or pounding on the furniture and chanting with him.

Trying ineffectively to smother her smile, Channah raised her hands for silence.  “QUIET!”  And once she had it, she chortled.  “I’ll consent on two conditions:  I get to defend my honor by warming them up first, and they be purged and purified first.”

“Ohh…. Fuck,” Miryam cursed, the look of confusion and hurt on her face mirrored by Rivqah’s, even as almost everyone else in the room slammed their fists down with an enthusiastic “DONE!”

“You said you were standing up for your teammate!” Húanglóng took Chas by her long blond hair and shook her head.  “Say ‘done!’”

“Your Majesty, I—I—” Chastity looked terrified.

“Her point was that Penance is incapable of agreement,” Esmeray interjected, calmly but not entirely happily.  “She agreed to stand up in Penny’s place, but it was to assert her incapacity, Mistresses and Masters.”

“Ah-ha!”  Judas thundered, nodding confidently, as if he’d just come up with a definitive explanation of the motions of the heavens.  “But she did agree to stand up for her!  And she IS capable of consent!”

“Regrettably,” Kadidia growled, “Much as I hate to admit it, I’m certain that doesn’t make any sense, Judas.  You’re as addled as the rest of us.”

“Fuck,” Húanglóng grimaced, turning Chas’s terrified face so he could glower at her at extremely close range.

“But Esmeray can agree on behalf of her team,” Fang suggested quietly, the same glitter in her eye as when she had trapped Chastity a few minutes earlier.

And instantly, the demonic and cambionic eyes in the room all swiveled to focus on Esmeray.

“No, I’m sorry,” Esmeray shook her head firmly.  “They’re my teammates.  And I’m their qahramanah.  And I don’t know… what this—‘forked tongue’ is.”  And, faced with the stony, unflinching gazes and silence of the rest of the room, she shrugged and spread her hands.  “It sounds bad!

“That’s fine,” Channah agreed quietly.  “You’re standing on the rules of the game.  And you’re entitled to do so.”  And after a momentary pause for emphasis, she continued:  “As are we.  Henceforth, we all shall expect your strict compliance with the rules.  No more special consideration.”

“Hear hear!” the other succubae applauded, with an undercurrent of special enthusiasm.

“This game is getting better and better,” Kadidia murmured, expressing the sentiment of the crowd.

“Yes.  It.  Is,” Húanglóng agreed decisively.

Esmeray looked physically ill.  “Please—Mistress—Mistresses—I—”

“Please, Mistress, don’t force her!  I’ll consent,” Penny interjected, glancing back and forth between Channah and Esmeray.

Channah shook her head.  “Your and Chastity’s ability to give consent have been challenged.  So it must be Esmeray.”  And lied vindictively:  “This is, after all, a matter of honor.”  Glaring into Esmeray’s terrified eyes, she continued:  “Fang, why don’t you go first.  Assuming Húanglóng’s consent to cheapen the stakes, spank her teammate as savagely as you like,”

“I consent,” Húanglóng agreed quietly.

“And then I’ll deliver on my promise.  I think the Claudian Forked Tongue is easily within the parameters of the bet already made.  I expect I can remember what I did in Rome.”  Her gaze remained, unblinking, on Esmeray.

“Oh, all right, Mistress!”  Esmeray burst out, looking miserable and ashamed.  “I agree!  We agree!  I’m sorry, Mistresses and Masters—please!  Please, we agree!  Done!  Done!  Done!”  she pounded her palm on the table three times.

Channah smiled at her, a terrible and cold smile showing she was not ready yet to forget, let alone forgive, and hinting at the possibility of retribution to come, as the rest of the room whooped in delight.  “Then let’s finish the hand,” she suggested, her quiet voice dripping with malice.

At the end of the deal, Esmeray and Penny had won the hand again; and Channah had come in dead last, despite a notable improvement in her playing after the side-bet.  Her mood was pushing the atmosphere of anxiety to even greater heights.  Tifaret did her best not to whoop and crow as she raked in the other players’ antes, all too aware what a mood Channah had been in even before Esmeray’s brief flare of defiance had pushed her into worse.  Players and lovers alike shifted uncomfortably, hesitant to predict what Channah would do next.

Blinking and realizing the hand was over, Channah shook her head and snorted.  “It’s time to perform, isn’t it?”  Sighing, she confessed what several at the table had figured out when she gave her conditional assent to the bet:  “I wasn’t throwing the game per se.  Not on purpose.  Rivqah, Miryam, I am ever-grateful for your unswerving loyalty.  I would never have meant to throw a game And all of you—I apologize for letting the side down.  I suppose—I was trying to resist the Wheel of Fortune.”

Several demons gasped at the confirmation, even though it was of something they had suspected.  The humans all seemed, to different degrees, confused, fearful, curious, or—in Esmeray’s case—guilty.  “With predictably poor results,” Channah amended.  “I suspect—no, I’m sure—the fates were forcing my hand.  And I was momentarily focused on trying to resist them, not playing to win.”  Shaking her head as if to clear it, she snapped:  “Let’s satisfy honor first, and continue this discussion before the next deal, when our dealer is fully conscious again.”  Heading toward the door, she snapped:  “Jacob, Oliver, Hong, and Huifen—with me.  Fang, would you like to wake her up, while I find the girls’ kits?”

“Very much so,” Fang smiled evilly, crooking her finger at Chas, who gasped and raised her hand to her breasts questioningly.

“You and your little companion can both drape yourselves face-down over that divan,” Fang pointed.  “Tight against one another, like you’re two peas in a pod.”

“But—Mistress—” Chas sputtered, as Penny managed to look indignant through her frustration at the injustice of what was happening around her.

“But what?” Fang asked distinctly.

“Yes, Mistress,” Chas blushed, hurrying to obey her to cheers and applause.  Esmeray, unbidden, her head down refusing to meet anyone’s eyes, helped the girls reposition the divan; before scurrying to take the chamber pot and set it directly under Penny’s face in case she got sick.  Although she made a couple of incoherent noises, she appeared to remain asleep even after she had been moved into position.

“Go on, tight up against Penny,” Fang sang, with a suggestive push on Chas’s ribcage.  Humming merrily after asking Boubacar to fetch her another glass of wine, Fang carefully pulled up each girl’s dress, leaving their bottoms and even their backs bare, before raising her own dress and settling daintily onto their backs, skin to skin, centered between them with her legs spread to the outside of both girls’ hips.  Still humming, she rubbed her hands lasciviously over both girls’ buttocks, thighs, taints, and purses, sharing a conspiratorial smirk with her audience and giggling at the way the girls shivered and sighed from Fang’s gently teasing fingers.

Channah returned to the room, alone, as Fang began swatting her victims’ backsides, slapping her palms against their buttocks, left, right, left, right.  First striking the girls’ inner cheeks, then their outer ones; third using her right hand against Chastity, under her right leg, then her left hand against Penance, under her left leg; fifth using her right hand on Penance and her left on Chastity.  She varied her blows unpredictably, hard smack then soft pepper, fast-drumming in sequence then slow-falling and brushing against their flesh in leisurely fashion.  The only consistency was the average intensity over the course of her overall arc, beginning mildly and growing steadily heavier, like a gathering thunderstorm.

Beneath her, Chastity remained stoic and still for a long time; while Penance quickly began to respond to her punishment with twitches and moues, rapidly escalating to jerks and whines, then outright struggles and cries.  “I’m sorry, Chas,” Penny whispered, embarrassed.

“You didn’t do anything wrong!” Chas assured her back, also whispering.  “You didn’t do anything.”  It wasn’t that either of them believed they could keep their exchange private; but simply that it was private, directed to one another, not wanting or inviting input from anyone else in the room.

Their audience seemed torn, between staying where they were to enjoy the slow, steady pinkening of the sacrifices and the irregular, unpredictable dance of Penny’s hips and legs as she tried unsuccessfully to remain still; and shifting their chairs or simply standing behind Fang to watch the girls’ faces turn red and their expressions grow increasingly stressed.

“I offer anyone a Hate the redhead starts crying first!” Judas called out.

“That’s a sucker’s bet, if I’ve ever heard one!” Kadidia replied, over a chorus of guffaws.  “No one’s going to accept that.  But I will bet you Fang can make blondie cry, too!”

“Fine.  Done!” Judas responded as they slammed their hands down.

Fang laughed, and without pausing or showing any disruption to her assault, bantered:  “I’m insulted!  I should object on the grounds of nonconsent, but I’d much rather insist on my right to take Kadidia’s bet.  And triple it!”

“Yes!”  “Outstanding!” the crowd applauded gleefully.

“Fine!  It will be worth it to see you win!” Judas conceded.

“May I at least gamble on how long it takes Penny to cry?” Kadidia began.  But barely before she finished her sentence, Penny started crying, provoking a round of laughter and mockery.  “Never mind!”

“I think that slave is defective!” Tifaret shook her head.

“In so many ways,” Rivqah snorted.

“You have no idea,” Channah concurred.

“She’s defined by her shortcomings,” Miryam elaborated, chortling.

“I can see that!” Tifaret agreed.

“We can all see that!” Húanglóng laughed, applauding.

“Esmeray, be a dear and hand me my shoes,” Fang commanded as she reached down to wrap her finger and thumb around the base of Penny’s scrotum, squeezing hard and stretching it backwards out from the protective globes of Penny’s buttocks to where she could reach it. 

“Yes, Domina,” Esmeray obeyed her, kneeling before her and gently removing her high heeled sandals, waiting patiently until Fang, holding Penny’s scrotum stretched back hard between her finger and thumb, used her free hand to take the shoes and set them on the table in front of her. 

“It is a tiny little thing, isn’t it?” she asked rhetorically, swatting hard and then—with a predatory, triumphant expression—using her long fingernails to jab Penny’s balls and delighting to hear Penny’s cries grow louder and more urgent.  “And getting smaller.”

Choosing one, she held it by the heel and used the flat, hard sole to slap Penny’s scrotum, over and over until she was bawling up a storm, before jamming the heel into the soft, spongy flesh for good measure.  “You do know that, don’t you, missy?” Fang asked.  “Long-term chastity makes your little penis even littler.  And softer.  Some girls lose their ability to get hard at all,” she smirked, making eye contact with her audience as Penny whimpered between screeches.  Finally, when her sack was as red as her bottom, Fang reached back around her to look down at Penny “Open up!” she commanded, shoving the heel into Penny’s mouth and warning:  “Hold it gently with your lips.  Don’t you dare scratch my beautiful shoe with your nasty teeth!”

Penny made a sound of obedience as best she could manage as Fang took her other shoe and repeated the same process on Chastity’s scrotum, only harder and longer to win her bet—elevating the level of intensity, and thus pain, until she was satisfied with the agony expressed by Chastity’s crying mouth and flailing limbs.

When Esmeray, still seeming guilty, finally said:  “I see tears, Domina!” the room cheered.  Fang visibly relaxed, making the weeping Chastity hold her other shoe as she resumed her more-conventional spanking.

“I suppose I’m holding up the game,” Fang offered.

“It’s quite all right, dear, we’re all terribly amused,” Kadidia responded.

“Only—I feel—I need to finish their discipline properly!”  And then, addressing her charges, she cautioned them with a series of particularly-heavy slaps:  “And—neverever!—drink from my glass without permission AGAIN!  Do.  You. Understand?!”  She demanded.  At the same time, she accelerated her attack into a frenzy of blows, until they were whining and moaning urgently and emphatically around the shoes in their mouths.

“Good!  I think they’re sufficiently contrite and awake for—whatever it is—you have planned, Your Majesty,” Fang offered.  “And Penny didn’t even get sick.  Yet.”

“Thank you my dear,” Channah replied, standing, picking up the two wooden boxes she had collected and starting around the table towards them.  “I hate to disrupt you—” she began.

“Your slavegirls are most comfortable, Majesty,” she conceded, rolling her hips sensuously as if testing them. “And their skin is soft as lambs’ wool.  I will miss their backs warming my bottom.”

“Please, keep them there in position for me another moment.”

“Happily.  Although I’m not sure if they’ll miss my hands warming theirs quite as much!”

“Not yet!”  Channah suggested.  “But given enough time and conflicting messages….”

“It’s quite common,” Fang agreed; “If you’ll give me that much time with them.  I have the impression you plan on keeping them busy….” and cooing, she stopped slapping and started stroking them, quite gently and entirely skillfully, right up and down their cracks, taints, and scrotums, causing them both to bloom with goosebumps and moan from the unexpected and undeniable pleasure.  “Any animal can be domesticated,” Fang finished her thought.

“Especially the weak and pliant,” Channah added, approaching them, setting the boxes down, setting Fang’s shoes down on the floor below their heads, and holding two marbles in front of their mouths, one copper and one gold.  “Speaking of which… open up, girls.  Go on.  Unless you don’t want the lubrication?”  The room laughed as the girls swiftly popped the balls in their mouths, hanging their heads in shame.  “You’re right of course, Fang.  I do have work for them, starting with the King’s upcoming visit.  I expect these girls to be the toast of the court.  Several courts.  And the heteraslakos.  I demand it, really, after all the training and pampering they’ve received.”  And then, frowning, she spoke to them again:  “Time’s up.  Drop it, doggies!”  She sneered as the balls fell into her hands.  “Yuck.  Bad puppies, drooling so much.”  Stepping around Fang, she expertly popped the two balls into the girls’ bottoms, goosing each of them for good measure as she wiped her hands across their red, inflamed backsides.  “Pound those in for me, will you Fang?”

“Certainly, Mistress,” Fang replied, half-slapping and half-punching the girls right on their vulnerable cracks, even as Channah moved around them again and snapped her fingers, before shoving them in their mouths.  “Clean!”

Patting their bottoms proprietarily, and promising:  “I look forward to doing this again with you girls for real on the heteraslakos!” Fang stood, commanding the girls:  “My shoes.”

“And thank your Mistress for spending her valuable time correcting you!”  Channah reminded them, watching approvingly as they kissed her toes murmuring their thanks, slipping her high heels back on in turn.

Fang petted each of them on the head, as if they were pets who had performed a trick successfully, before releasing them to Channah, who turned on her own heel and headed toward the door, breezily commanding them:  “This way, girls!” without pausing, leaving them to scamper after her.  And with a throaty, unsettling laugh, she promised:  “We’re going to make you cleaner than you’ve ever been in your life.”

Literature Section “07-40 Dangerous Games:  Wrecked and Reckless”—more material available at TheRemainderman.com—Part 40 of Chapter Seven, “Channah’s Slavegirls:  Pawns of the Court of Lust”—3873 words—Accompanying Images:  2503-2509—Published 2025-11-11—©2025 The Remainderman.  This is a work of fiction, not a book of suggestions.  It’s filled with fantasies, stupid choices, evil, harm, danger, death, mythical creatures, idiots, and criminals. Don’t try, believe, or imitate them or any of it.

PREVIOUSLY:  The second long, perverse, intense day of Channah’s, Chastity’s, and Penance’s honeymoon is over.  They sleep as they feel:  closer to one another than ever before, and more unequal, the internal power dynamics of their relationship further strengthened by Channah’s erotic assertive hunger, Penny’s suffering service, and Chastity’s eagerness to please and belong.  NOW:

They awoke to another perfect morning at the top of the world, a chill in the air perfectly counterbalanced by their tightly-snuggled warm bodies, and the Sun’s indirect light from behind the surrounding mountains a promise of coming warmth.  The flowers in Channah’s garden were as revived as they, blooming to greet the Sun, the air fresh and innocent as Eden, the joyous songs of birds celebrating the world’s rebirth.  All three of the lovers felt invigorated and eager for the day. 

Giggling, the girls carrying their Mistress’s sandals and dress, she led them hand-in-hand to the bath where she watched Penny pick up the jar of soap and stare at it.  Intuiting what Penny was thinking, she asked:  “It tastes awful, doesn’t it?”

“Yes, Domina,” she agreed unhappily, reaching her fingers resignedly towards the jar.

“Here,” Channah interrupted her, “Let’s do this right.  Chastity—” she handed her the jar while reaching into the water to remove Penny’s chastity cage, enjoying the way her wife gasped and her eyes widened.  Then she took Penny’s hair in her hand and yanked her head back and down so Penny collapsed on her knees leaning backward in the water, feeling Channah’s legs pressing into her side.  Smiling sexily, Channah scooped up the soap and and barked:  “Open wide, bitch,” giggling and looking turned on when Penny immediately obeyed, even knowing what was coming.  Humming, she smeared the powerful soap around the inside of Penny’s mouth, scrubbing and semi-choking her.  Their eyes were locked on one another’s the whole time, intimate enough to make Chastity feel a pang of jealousy, and Channah began breathing heavier as she watched her prodding fingers force tears to form around the edges of Penny’s eyes.

When she was finished, she held Penny there, half-choking on soap, reaching under the water to confirm with a wider smile that Penny was fully hard.  “You’re coming along well as a wife.  But I’m afraid there’s not enough soap in the world for a girl as dirty as you,” she whispered, giggling as she pushed Penny’s head forward and down, half-drowning the girl as she finally let her rinse her mouth out.  When Penny finally seemed to have gotten as much of the soap out as she could, Channah kept hold of her hair and dragged her backward to the edge of the spring beside a flat rock where she had directed the girls to set her things.  Penny was again held near surface level gazing up at the beautiful blue sky and the even-more-beautiful demoness towering over her.  Fishing out a Persian hard candy, Channah put it in her own mouth, then leaned forward and down to kiss her girl, pushing the sweet and pleasant mint confection into her mouth as they made out.

Without interrupting what she was doing, she stretched her empty hand out towards Chastity and snapped her fingers impatiently.  Figuring it out, Chastity came closer to them with the jar of soap, at once glad and uncomfortable with the strange feeling of still being outside their bubble no matter how physically proximate they were. 

Channah pulled her lips off Penny long enough to murmur:  “You know how to float?”  And when Penny nodded, she commanded:  “On your back, then, bitch!”  getting more soap and laughing as she began working on Penny’s little nub when it came into view at the surface of the water, pleased with how hard it was.  Sniggering, she released her victim suddenly, making her flail to keep her head above water, and teased her:  “I’d tell you to take care of that but you might misinterpret it as permission.”  Suddenly adopting an innocent expression, she asked:  “Do you want me to hit it until it gets soft?  Or can you think good, pure, decent thoughts while you bathe the rest of your body so you’re ready for your cage before we get out?”

“I’ll try—I’ll think decent thoughts, Domina,” Penny promised hoarsely.

“Good girl.  See you do so.  And if I were you, I’d look out over the valley.  The way you’re looking at me now, your little stubby won’t be getting any better-behaved.  If you won’t fit back in your cage when I’m ready to lock you up, I’ll make it wilt.”

“Yes, Domina,” Penny agreed, embarrassed at her sharp laugh and the even sharper one when Penny turned away sharply to look out over the valley and clean herself, trying to tune that out and the noises of Channah flirting with and washing Chastity.

Eventually, when her companions quieted down, the warm spring water and the paradise around them were too peaceful and powerful to ignore and she floated silently in the water, marveling to be there.

“The birds… don’t come into the house,” Penny observed, when there was silence behind her, watching an eagle soar above the valley in front of them. 

“No, they don’t,” Channah agreed happily.  “Not birds, not insects, not rodents.  Only humans and demons—beings with souls—come into the house.”

“Do demons have souls?”  Penny asked curiously, looking over her shoulder at Channah, and then reddened at Channah’s surprised expression.  “I’m sorry Domina, I wasn’t thinking—”

Looking both amused and slightly challenged, she answered:  “I… think so.  Don’t we?”  And then, embarrassed in her own turn when she saw their surprised expressions, asked pointedly:  “How confident are you about humans?

The girls laughed before realizing she was serious as well as challenging them in turn.  Looking at one another, Penny answered slowly:  “I… think so, too.” 

Meanwhile, Chastity opined:  “Most of us for sure.  I can’t speak to all of us.”  Then Chastity looked at Penny in shock.  “You think so?!  You aren’t sure?!

Now it was Penny’s turn to look embarrassed.  “Probably,” she allowed, turning her gaze back upon the eagle.  “I think… I feel… I see, I experience… I must have a soul, mustn’t I?”

“If that huge heavy burden you carry around everywhere with you isn’t a soul,” Channah suggested, “You might want to figure out what it is.  Or even better, simply let go of it.”  And then, with an evil laugh:  “And maybe let it go even if it is.”

“NO!”  Penny protested, shocked, whirling around and then seeing her lazily gazing back, amused.

Rolling her eyes, she said:  “Are you ready to get back in your cage now, St. Augustine?”

“Yes, Domina,” Penny admitted meekly, moving back towards her Mistress in response to her lazily beckoning fingers. 

Only after they were both locked back up did she lead them out of the bath and tease them by making them dry her off and dress her, sighing with pleasure as she felt their need for her returning and could tell they were feeling the tightness of her bejeweled grip below. 

Just as they turned toward the house, Channah paused with a surprised expression.  “Hang on… I think we have guests!”

Striding to the door barring the entrance to the honeycomb, she pointed to the ground behind her and snapped her fingers, not bothering to wait for them to kneel before she approached the door and opened it, revealing Miriam and Rivqah, dressed to the nines in tight sheer white linen kalasiris that only emphasized, rather than concealed, their voluptuous forms; high-heeled gold mules; and exquisite gold jewelry that was as striking as a whole, as the individual pieces were subtle individually.  They encircled or were draped over or dangled from every part of their bodies, from the tiaras on the crowns of their heads, to the rings around their toes.  They were both hanging on the arms of a huge mountain of a man, fully a foot taller than most men, with broad shoulders, heavy musculature covered with softer subcutaneous fat, and a wide fat belly.  But who was most notable for the charismatic force of personality that radiated out from him like a shockwave.  Complementing the two succubae, he was wearing only a tight sheer white linen shendyt, gold sandals, and his own complement of gold jewelry.  All three of them wore clothing the girls associated so narrowly with ancient Egypt that it seemed incongruous on a man whose features and skin were so obviously East Asian, and his air of danger and reckless self-assurance so clearly those of some barbarian kha-khan. 

To the girls’ shock, Channah positively squealed with delight, rushing forward and crying out joyfully:  “Húanglóng my love!” before embracing the man, wrapping her arms and legs tightly around him and allowing him to whirl in a circle while she clung to him as if she were a cotton doll. 

“My beloved Channah!” he roared back, before kissing her on the lips, while Miriam and Rivqah watched and applauded, sparing only brief smirks of withering contempt for the two red-faced humiliated girls kneeling nude and caged on the ground behind their Queen.  Clearly not all of her husbands were broken and chastised.  Certainly not her first and primary husband, a demon as powerful and distinguished as Húanglóng, King of the Dragons.

When they were finally done, Húanglóng set Channah back on her feet and she asked excitedly:  “However did Miriam and Rivqah pry you away from your Palace of Indolence?  It’s been…”

“Years,” he shrugged casually.  “Possibly decades.  I’m not sure.  But in truth, I see little reason to stir from my own paradise.  No reason, in fact—besides you, of course, my dear.  I’ve hardly even noticed much difference being banished to hell.  Human vice and weakness still bring legions of the vermin to us seeking dragons, gold, and glory….  and we dragons like the dry heat.  And since we, literally, breathe brimstone, we don’t even notice the smell.  Lilith and Cain, it’s been… centuries since I’ve smelled the air of Earth,” he marveled, looking at the beauty around him and drawing in deep breaths of fresh air.  “Maybe I ought to be a little less of a homebody… but finding the right body for a man such as me?  One even fractionally worthy of my presence?  Fortunately, your extraordinary and devoted handmaids found me this body, which even has a…” he shrugged, “somewhat adequate approximation of a cock, to wear to the mortal world.  A rare find indeed!  Miriam and Rivqah, my dears, you have outdone yourselves,” he beamed at them.

“Honestly, happening upon the fellow in Central Asia is what persuaded us to crash your honeymoon!”  Miriam admitted.

“It seemed almost like a sign,” Rivqah interjected.  “Especially knowing how much progress you want to make with your girls!  It occurred to us you could use your husband’s… unique powers.”

Channah considered for a moment and conceded:  “You have a point.  I have every confidence in my little ceshi.  But I’m sure my poor dears don’t stand a chance against the mighty mighty Húanglóng—either in competing for my attention, or resisting him.”  Penny and Chas exchanged a nervous, worried look, but didn’t dare interrupt.

“And I admit, when they told me you had locked yourself away for a week with only a pair of eunuchs for company, well, I… I don’t know,” Húanglóng admitted, looking embarrassed.  “I did feel rather like I’d let the side down with you.  I mean… next you’ll be joining a nunnery!”  The demons collapsed in laughter at the idea, but Channah looked worried and anxious enough, the girls could immediately sense how little she liked the image her honeymoon apparently being painted of her by the wags of hell.  “I had to come and jolly you out of your funk before the other demons started gossiping that your rebellion had already failed!”

“Nonsense!” Channah stamped her foot with outrage at the idea, trying not to show how shaken she was by the suggestion, with thoughtfulness outliving the outrage and lingering behind.  “But you’re right, it is too dangerous to risk making them even start to believe a pair of lowly jawari matter a whit to me.  Let alone speculating why.”

“Of course, it’s nonsense!” Húanglóng agreed, waving his hands dismissively, “but locked up in hell, in their own miserable little realms—nothing like my beautiful pleasure palace—all the rest of them can do is gossip jealously!”

“Well, it’s ridiculous.  I’ve been returning to exploring of my own, remembering my masculine side for the first time in… years, certainly,” she conceded, before acknowledging again:  “But anything that attracts notice to my affairs… especially my wives… is unwanted.”  Frowning, she continued:  “Thank you for bringing this to my attention.”

“Certainly, my dear!”  And they had another long, languorous kiss before separating, Húanglóng almost stepping back onto Chastity by accident.  Looking down, he frowned.  “Are these your little cucks?  I’ll look forward to seeing what you’ve trained them to do!”

“Oh, it’s early days yet,” Channah admitted, looking slightly embarrassed for some reason.  “That was one of the reasons I planned the honeymoon, to catch them up on their training before I put them to work!  Without imagining I might be with you!  Rivqah and Miriam, my sisters, what a perfect gift this is for me.”  Then, her voice becoming harsh, she barked over her shoulder:  “Girls, fall on your bellies and suck the toes of your Master and Brother-Husband.”  They looked up at her with shock, and then immediately fear to see the intense insistence in her voice and eyes, before blushing, forcing themselves to the ground, and pushing their tongues under his toes to lift them enough to suck.  Above them, they could hear Miriam and Rivqah sniggering and clapping with delight as Channah hissed:  “That’s the way.  You know he’s your better in every way that would matter to a male, don’t you?”

“A little slow for my taste,” Húanglóng opined judgmentally at the girls.  “I can see why you don’t think they’re ready yet.  But I expect we can help you discipline and train them better while we’re here, if you don’t want to keep all the fun to yourself.”

“So…” Channah smiled mischievously.  “Did you have a plan for your visit?  Or are we simply winging it?”

“Planned?!  Oh, have we ever!”  Miriam burst.  “But you have no need to worry about it.   Why don’t the two of you celebrate your reunion and let us take care of everything else?”

“Awww….” Channah gazed at them fondly.  “You two are my heart,” she exclaimed, hugging them both tightly before stripping off her robe and kicking off her shoes, an action Húanglóng immediately copied.  “Do you remember where the bedroom is?” she asked her husband.

“It doesn’t matter… I want to follow and watch your sinuous and spellbinding walk, my goddess,” Húanglóng confessed.  “Please, lead my way so I can follow!”  And giggling, she sprinted for the house, with Húanglóng eagerly—and her wives’ eyes despairingly—following her wide buttocks and long legs propelling her towards their marital bed.

The girls’ view was interrupted before the happy couple disappeared around the corner of the garden path by Rivqah’s high-heeled sandals, as she stepped forward and then bent down, smirking into their eyes as they sheepishly looked up to meet hers.  “You two must really feel like emasculated sissies now, mustn’t you?” 

And when they didn’t speak, her brows knitted together and her face darkened until the two girls nodded frantically.  “Yes, Domina.”

“Yes, Domina, what?!

“Yes—yes, we feel like emasculated sissies, Domina.”

“Too slow again, but better!  How much she must be coddling you!  I’m so relieved we intervened before you two completely unlearned all your manners and skills.  Why do you suppose you feel that way?” She then asked, raising an eyebrow expectantly while they exchanged a worried look, uncertain of their lines, before Penny figured it out and whispered, turning scarlet:

“Because we are emasculated sissies, Domina.”

“Quite!” she announced triumphantly.  “Pathetic!  Now gather up your Masters’ clothing and follow us to the house!”

The girls had been aware there were other figures in the honeycomb behind the three demons, but had neither the time nor the permission to pay them much attention before.  Now they—seven people, loaded with boxes and crates and equipment—emerged to follow Miriam and Rivqah without so much as a glance behind them, all their senses focused on not tripping in their haste to keep up with Rivqah and Miriam.  Four of them were male, three of them female.  Three of them were very pale—too pale to be human—and four of them were of human pallor and appearance, although the girls had learned not to make too many assumptions about what they might expect or find.  Two of those with a human appearance—Penny was sure—looked familiar. 

The girls scrambled to their feet to obey Rivqah’s command.

In fact, when they set down their burdens, the girls could confirm two of the recruits brought here by Channah’s Ladies’ Maids were known to them.  The first was none other than their qahramanah, Esmeray, who appeared to be about as discombobulated and anxious about being here instead of training her other jawari as the girls were to have her.  The other was, even more surprisingly, Big George, the carpenter of Fensmere. If anything, George was even more surprised to see them than they were to see him.  “You—you’re beautiful women now!” he managed, staring waay to long and not quite as delighted as Roger, Cutter, and Martin had been.  “What’s going on?”

“Channah has helped them realize their innermost desires, and become the things they have always yearned to be,” Miriam explained.

“Hallelujah!”  George proclaimed, immediately and automatically followed by Penny’s and Chas’s responses.

Taken aback, Esmeray asked:  “What was that?!” 

They looked embarrassed, but George answered:  “I don’t know, it just seemed to fit.  It sounded like she was praying or—”

“Like a benediction,” Penny offered, when George couldn’t find the right word.

“Yeah, like that.” 

The couple they did not recognize had swarthy skin and dark hair, perhaps Turkish like Esmeray, or Persian, or Arab.  The woman, distinguished from her colleagues by the fact she was not staggering under her burdens, carried only a long narrow bag in one hand and an elaborately inlaid lacquered case in the other.  She carried both of them protectively, it being obvious they were prized possessions she would not have wanted anyone else to carry for her, and seemed interested in everything around her as if she were having the experience of a lifetime.  The last was an intense, slim but well-muscled young man, who somehow managed to look amused, bemused, eager, and resentful as hell, all at the same time.  Both of them were dressed much as Húanglóng, Rivqah, and Miriam had been, the young man’s sheer loincloth leaving no doubt as to why he had been invited to this particular party, or that he would be a popular guest.

The other three were gwailou, pale demons:  a beautiful woman, a beautiful young man, and a fussy old man, all of them, as the girls would learn, Japanese; and all of them appearing…. ‘Pale’ wasn’t really the right word.  But it fit insofar as it made sense to everyone who set eyes on one, and there was certainly no better way the girls could think to describe them.  ‘Washed-out’ would have been too harsh.  ‘Insubstantial’ would have been inaccurate.  And ‘white’ would have been outright misleading.  Yet there was something about them that gave them the hint of death or absence, and not being quite full-dimensioned creatures of the mortal world.  All of them seemed resentful of the pitiful girls they had first found kneeling caged, nearly-naked, and largely ignored on the ground; a mystery that was slowly solved as it emerged they had been brought here to do the tedious domestic chores Channah had planned for her girls, so the girls could be impressed to serve Miriam’s and Rivqah’s wicked, and presumably less boring, purposes instead.

The woman, who they would learn was actually a succubus named Tiferet, followed the happy couple up the stairs, still carrying her bag and case.

Miriam instructed the humans and gwailou while Rivqah disappeared into the supply room.  After they had put the kitchen supplies in the kitchen, and the other supplies in the storeroom, Miriam commanded:  “Asuka, clean the house!  And stay away from the succubae.  None of us want to be bothered with servants today.”

“Yes, Mistress,” the old man bowed, something unpleasant and resistant shimmering across his face but almost immediately suppressed, before he half-slunk out of sight, half-winked out of their awareness.

“Sakura, tend to the garden and also stay away from the guests—make it perfect!” 

“Yes, Mistress,” the beautiful young man bowed, his jaw set, disappearing with much the same strange combination of normal movement and magic as Asuka.

“Esmeray, the girls are already in their leathers but we want them leashed, with their wrists bound in front of them and their legs hobbled, before you bring them up.  But first, you girls, help and obey Haruka prepare drinks and food for us.  Unquestioningly and immediately.”

“Yes, Mistress,” the beautiful pale woman and her crew of helpers curtsied before their Domina, having nowhere to go from the kitchen they were already standing in.

“When Haruka has given you everything to bring up to us and tells you you’re done in the kitchen, Esmeray, lead your jawari up to us and kneel with them, watching and learning in respectful silence until and unless you’re called on.  Do you understand?”

“Yes, Domina!”  The three of them responded.

“Excellent!” 

“And, needless to say, Haruka, nobody wants to see you, either,” Rivqah added as she breezed back into the kitchen, carrying the two lacquered boxes from among Fang’s wedding presents to Channah and smirking significantly at the girls.  George, sounding confused, asked:  “What would you like me to do, Mistresses?”

The two succubae exchanged an excited glance and broke out laughing as they took his huge hands in theirs.  “You’re coming with Jacob and us to join the adults!  We’ve heard some rumors about you that we’re most eager to confirm!”  And they began leading him up the stairs, followed by the other young man, it taking a minute for George to work out what they were talking about and start grinning.  Behind them, Esmeray looked relieved to have been left behind; while Penny and Chastity looked crushed.

Until Haruka, already crabby with the two girls for what was—from her point of view—their privileged status, walked between them, grabbing and holding their ears in unecessarily tight pinches that made them whine, and led them to the stove.

Literature Section “07-34 An Intervention to Rescue Channah from Accepting Sexual Mediocrity”—more material available at TheRemainderman.com—Part 34 of Chapter Seven, “Channah’s Slavegirls:  Pawns of the Court of Lust”—3764 words—Accompanying Images:  2168-2175—Published 2025-08-25—©2025 The Remainderman.  This is a work of fiction, not a book of suggestions.  It’s filled with fantasies, stupid choices, evil, harm, danger, death, mythical creatures, idiots, and criminals. Don’t try, believe, or imitate them or any of it.

CAUTION:  Contains themes of sin and self-destructiveness some readers may find disturbing (even the abridged version).

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PREVIOUSLY:  Channah, Chastity, and Penance are honeymooning in Channah’s secret tropical paradise.  An otherwise pleasant, fascinating, and companionable dinner ends with a sharp reminder of her wives’ status as her abject slaves—and heats up as Channah persuades Penny she was made and born to be the adoring slave of an evil bitch princess like her.  NOW:

Penance’s surrender to Channah’s will, as always, followed her surrender to her own passions, which Channah commanded and orchestrated with the skill of a grand maestro.  Soon, kneeling between Channah’s legs, on the floor before her seat, Penny, vulnerable and naked but for her bonds and slave tack, hugged her tightly with her face buried in Channah’s belly and crotch, kissing her through her dress and professing, over and over, her hopeless exaltation of and affection for a demoness Queen of Hell; while Chastity, Penny’s companion, similarly vulnerable, knelt behind Penny hugging Channah’s legs and Penny’s shoulders.

Recognizing opportunity when she saw it, and desire when she felt it, Channah gasped involuntarily, deliberately inflaming both girls’ already-alcohol-lubricated passions with her touch before daring the momentary interruption required to withdraw her hands, lift Penny’s shoulders slightly off her, and stagger to her feet, growling:  “Come!  Follow me, pup!” while grabbing Penny’s hair and pulling her mercilessly, forcing her to scramble in her hands and knees to keep up, with Chastity trailing like a lost pup behind her.  Obediently crawling behind Her, on hands and knees over the hard stone floor, unable or unwilling to ask for or demand any better treatment, instead accepting the hard yanking of her hand gripping Penny’s long hair and setting an unreasonable, biped pace for her meek, servile, crawling slave, made Penny blush with the reality of how pathetic and abject a thing she had become for her pushy, demanding Master.  She felt her cheeks burn with the shame of allowing herself to be degraded, and indeed participating in her own degradation, for her Domina’s glorification or simple convenience.  And behind her, semi-neglected, trailing behind because she had nowhere else to go and just hoped for any stray attention she could get from either one of the deeply-entangled people her heart ached for, afterthought Chastity felt like the lowest and loneliest loser in the world. 

Channah walked to a wide, comfortable lounge chair piled with pillows against a wall facing the garden, throwing a wide pillow practically large enough to be a mattress to the ground in front of the divan and dragging Penny to kneel on top of it before her as she plumped down with a pleased sigh onto the lounge proper, continuing to hold Penny’s hair in one hand, head tipped up to look straight at her, feeding her girl’s desire and whipping it to a frenzy through the connection between them.  With her other hand, she swept the panels of her dress to the sides, snorting at Penny’s surprise and obvious arousal at suddenly facing her bare, warm body.  “Both of you look,” she commanded, using her other hand to spread herself.  “Look!  Don’t be slow and make me interrupt us with a lengthy lesson.  Penance, you know you are ignorant of all things female; even of your own new body.  But I’m sure you want to learn, everything you can, don’t you honey?”

“Yes, Domina,” Penny nodded earnestly, her eyes wide, miserably embarrassed at being called out on her inexperience, which she worried her two companions looked down on her for.  As if they didn’t already have enough reason to despise her for her weakness and softness.  But around her Domina, especially so close to her magnificent, warm body, the physical manifestation of she who Penny adored so much, she couldn’t even think straight.  Like a planet shaken to pieces or a star shredded by a more-powerful, larger-gravity body in space, the tidal force of her was greater than Penny’s own sense of self, so overwhelming her in proximity, Channah destroyed Penny’s own ability to know herself, eclipsing her very identity with her greatness and splendor.  Penny understood, as never before, that someone as ephemeral and insubstantial as herself could not even exist in such proximity to a greater existence; let alone shine or be seen in the light-shadow of her radiant, overwhelming magnificence.  How, Penny marveled, could nothing resist everything when it negated and absorbed and outshone Penny’s very existence?  Manifestly, it seemed to Penny, it could not; why would it even try?  She felt almost that she shouldn’t exist, something as paltry and ghostly as she was; a mere shadow of her Domina.  How dare she insult her goddess by even thinking of herself as something separate or unique?  At the same time, as her very identity was occulted, her passions and awareness narrowed and sharpened, taking her first clear, fully-awed, considered look in full light at her Domina’s—or any woman’s—sex.  Even as her conscious mind, such as it still was, tried to comprehend the holy shrine she had been given to gaze upon, what it was, what it meant, her animal brain and instincts raced into it at the speed of a galloping horse, shuddering and literally even salivating at the very sight of it whether she understood anything about it or not.  She was barely even aware of how electrified she was by the faintest, faintest whiff of her aroused Domina’s orchid, and the moisture gathering like dew at the root of her.  Penny’s eyes and lips fell slack and passive with a sense of connection and importance that overwhelmed them and rendered them as passive and accepting as Channah rendered Penny’s very soul.

Behind Penny, the sad nearly-forgotten shadow of her two companions, came Chastity.  If Penny was pulled in too closely and tightly, Chastity was ignored; a distant planet, beyond even the orbit of Jupiter, not even visible to two sets of eyes locked upon one another.  A lonely planet or asteroid with so little significance, it tumbled invisibly and undetectably in the unimaginable depth of space, wishing if only it could be embraced and torn apart by the tidal force of love!  If Penny was shredded and annihilated by her union with Channah, Chastity felt the incomparable pain of irrelevance, so far removed from her own center of gravity she was neglected and might as well not even exist.  But staring, helplessly and desperately, at the same Sun as Penny, each of them powerless and disempowered by their sun goddess in their own way.

The Sun was speaking, and her captive bodies hung helplessly on her very words:  “So I know you will attend carefully and remember every word.  Chastity—you are not such a stranger to women, but even so, people—especially young people like you’ve probably lain with before the succubae—are stupid and ignorant and dishonest, and sometimes they’re different from one another.  So listen to me well because I will hold you accountable for knowing the truth, and what works for me—not whatever little bits of wisdom you may imagine you may have gleaned from your previous partners.”

“Yes, Domina,” Chastity agreed, swallowing nervously and understanding her message.

“Everything down here, every part of my body, like yours, is sensual and erogenous; and worthy of your reverence, just as every woman’s body is worthy of every male’s reverence.  A woman decides what her body is.  And I insist my body is sacred to all males.  Sacred and profane, pure and filthy, consecrated and desecrated, all at once, perfect and balanced, all things I want it to be.  For you, it will be heavenly and hellish but always sacred.  You will never disrespect it or dishonor it.  It will be a heavenly focus of your deepest dreams and desires and male spirit, as it is for all who desire women.  Hellish enough it is for men, who I allow and indeed seduce to try and claim it, so I may damn them.  Yet it will be even more hellish for you girls because with both of you, always, it will be for my pleasure only, with my most-special place:  off-limits to every kind of pleasure you might desire to take from it, ever.”  Licking her lips with pleasure at their pained expressions, absorbing and knowing the painful truth of her words, she continued to taunt them:  “You will never ever enjoy this the way I routinely command, seduce, and even beg for men to enjoy it.”  Both girls groaned desperately and sadly, practically flinching from the force of the truth.  Her Truth, now theirs as well, their hopeless miserable devotion pleasing her more.  “And for the two of you, it is more special still:  sacred, because it belongs to your Domina, and your Domina is worthy of her title:  a dominant, demanding bitch.”  She shook Penny’s hair, a little roughly, jutting her jaw out, challenging her to object.  “Just the way you like it, submissive little bitch.  You see—” she indicated with her middle finger.  “Pay attention!  Here, at the bottom, this is the most unholy place where men go.  To please me you will be expected to attend to every part of my body allowed to you with reverence and adoration; but you—your bodies—are and always will be denied access to this most sacrosanct space.  This is for men.  The most sensitive spot inside me, as Chastity may imagine she knows, is on the top of my passage, a little bit in.  Every woman and succubus is unique, so you must always pay attention to your assigned Mistresses and Masters and learn them, exactly and intuitively, the way a musician learns her instrument.  For succubae, because we are thrice blessed,” she smiled coquettishly, “the sensitive area stretches…” another smirk “much further.  Neither of you will ever touch or see any part of it; and even if I allowed you to try, you wouldn’t be able to reach it with your little things.”  Seeing their agonized but helplessly wanton expressions, she shuddered and groaned with satisfaction.  “You miserable little losers.  But you need to remember where things are in case I command you to fetch me a toy that can please me in the way you never could—” she snickered.  “When you find the sensitive place, you will know, from my reactions.  When you care for it and attend to it properly, you will definitely know.  So remember to always be attentive to my reactions and commands, verbal or otherwise.”

“Yes, Domina,” they responded automatically, emotionless in response to her humbling words, but eyes never departing her demonstration, both of them breathing heavier when she moaned suggestively.

“You always have to start gently, outside on the skin, and then move in slowly towards the more sensitive places, unless I jump on you or tell you otherwise.  Only once I—or your qahramanah, or anyone else you are required to service—is well-prepared and excited, should you consider using a toy here.

“This place—” she moved her finger slightly up “just above it, in the middle, Is my urethra.  Sometimes girls like you have trouble finding it.  But for you two girls specifically, who are to stay away from my most precious flesh, this is the closest you will ever get to it.  Sometimes, when I’m feeling particularly contemptuous toward my submissives and your weaknesses, I may use this on you.  Or when an actual man is being rough with me, I may have to call you to clean me up as a side-effect of his attentions.  At all other times, it is off-limits to you because it is too close.  You may only touch it when I call you to attend to it.”

“Finally, here—” she raised her finger a bit more, to the top.  “Is my tulip.  Do you know what makes it so special?”  And when neither girl had an answer, she continued:  “It is the only organ of the human—or demonic—body devoted exclusively to physical pleasure.  Your little parts—such as they are—play important roles in practical bodily functions, but my clitoris has only one job, and exists for only one reason:  to give me pleasure.  In these respects, it is like a sister to the two of you chastened girls.  My pleasure should and must be your only imperative, your entire world.  Do you understand me?”

“Yes, Domina,” they nodded, Penny swallowing and starting to pinken a bit; while Chastity looked like all she wanted to do was to start practicing.

“It will be the center of your attentions when I allow you the privilege of worshiping me.  You should eventually—not at first, but eventually—make this your sole and total focus.  Again, you will know by my reactions when you are worshiping the right place, and when you are worshiping it with the skill and reverence that it deserves.  Do you see?”  And when Penny started to nod, before either of them could say anything, she growled:  “Then kiss me properly, slave,” using her grip on Penny’s hair to pull her in tight.

Her other hand was now free; and she raised it toward Chastity’s face.  Sniggering at the girl’s nearly-crosseyed expression, Channah put the same fingerbetween Chastity’s lips.  “Can you taste me, villain?”

“ymph,” she answered, nodding reverently.

“Stand up and hand me the oil from the table.  Good girl.  Now spread your legs apart… mmmm…. And shuffle forward.  Come on!  Closer.  Don’t be shy, work your way forward, right over your girlfriend, until your knees are pressed between her rib cage and my knees.  Penny!” she barked, trying to contain her laughter.  “Don’t you dare stop!  No matter what you may feel or hear happening up here.  Do you understand, girl?” 

“Yms dmmn” she nodded vigorously, her voice muffled and garbled. 

“What did I tell you?  Or have you forgotten already?  When you are servicing me that gorgeous tulip becomes the epicenter of your world!  The meaning of—for—your life!  Now show me what a good and serious student you are while we play up here.  Don’t tell me you think there’s some better use to which we could put your tongue or your time?  Is that what you’re suggesting?!  That I’m wrong?!”

“Nmn dmnh!” came an urgent yelp, as Channah reached down and swatted each of Penny’s bruised cheeks playfully, but sharply

“You’d better not!”  she huffed bossily, just before twitching and grunting with a gasp.  “Better!  Keep at it!”

And then, with a devilish look up at Chastity, she reached forward and expertly removed her most-restrictive item of tack, enjoying Chastity’s amazed and delighted gasp, and the sudden look of excitement in her eyes.  Without breaking their eye contact, Channah—using her legs to squeeze Penny in place—played with Chastity with one hand, -0and poured oil all over her, careless of the oil dripping down onto Penny’.  “Three guesses where this is going, lover.”

“Penny?” Chastity answered hoarsely.

“Oh no don’t you dare move or even pause!” Channah barked down at Penny, laughingly, raising her legs and folding them over Penny’s back, driving her high heels into the girl’s flesh like spurs to a horse, even as she shifted her hips forward a bit under Penny, ooching to the very edge of the lounge and getting more comfortable.  Returning her attention to Chastity, she answered as if surprised:  “Well of course!”  Channah laughed sharply.  “We both know what a protesting little prude Penny likes to pose as, but have you ever seen her react like one?”

“Well… no,” Chastity laughed, half-nervously, half-excitedly.

“Of course not.  She’s a girl!  Just like she’s always wanted to be!  Now I can’t reach anymore—” she handed Chastity the bottle.  “Slather this everywhere.  Be generous!  Oh!  That’s good, Penny!”  She waved her hand at Chastity, nestling back on the pillows piled behind her so she was half-sitting, half reclining, and relaxed, pulling open her dress and touching her body as she stared into Chastity’s eyes.  “Mmmm…. This all feels sooo good,” she purred, arching her back just a bit.  “Well go on!  I want to see the show!  Wait—hand me that cup of pineapple!”  And when she had it, she picked up a slice with two delicately-curved fingers and pushed it sensually into her mouth:  “Mm!  Good!  Showtime!”

The moment Chas’s hand touched Penny, the younger girl bucked in surprise and Channah laughingly bullied her again:  “Don’t pretend you’re a virgin, girlie!  Or that you don’t enjoy this!  We’ve both seen the proof otherwise!  And besides, you should be too busy thinking about your duty to me for you to be worrying about what’s going on behind you!  Show me—show us—you want this by spreading your knees out wide like a good little bitch.  Go on!  I’m going to be veeerryy disappointed if—yes!” she interrupted herself, clapping with delight, to see Penny’s knees move and sharing a conspiratorial glance with Chas as she raised the bottle of oil high in the air and tipped it to drop a thin stream of oil to spatter below. 

Under them both, concealed from them by Channah’s skirts, Penny felt her cheeks burn with humiliation as she spread her legs for her best friend at the command of her master:  not from a proper manly rage at the suggestion, or outrage at being forced to do something against her will, but from the utter embarrassment and shame of voluntarily—willingly—surrendering her own power and autonomy and dignity to her Mistress by spreading herself in this way.  And the absolute certainty that Channah’s sex was so sweetly overwhelming, her skin so soft and fragrant, her personality so forceful, and Penny’s feelings of desperation and adoration so powerful, that Penny would willingly—eagerly—do much more than this for her.  That Penny could not imagine, in this second, anything she would refuse to do for her Domina.  And in that moment, Penny, to her shame, knew and understood what it meant to be a lowly, hopeless, irredeemable slave, defined and limited by the status assigned and allowed to her by her Unholy Master.

“Good girl,” Channah praised Penny with the tone and excess cheer one used in addressing a pet, making circles with her fingertips and purring.  “Such a good girl… and your mouth!… oh, Penny, I think you’ve got a talent for this….  Chas, silly girl, take your time!  I want to see your hand massaging that oil into Penny’s soft skin and spreading it  “Mmmm!  Yeah, just like that, slow and sensual… it will make Penny hotter, too!  Oh!  Penny, baby, I’m so hot… a little harder and slower]—ungh!  Chas, honey, slip your fingers in Penny first, running them like tongues around the inside!  Help spread her for you like a flower begging a wasp to make it give up its nectar!  Yes!  Just like that, Pleaser… oh, baby, that’s the way to earn—and own—your nickname….  Now, stay focused on me, keep your mind and your body calm and relaxed, a meditative and worshipful state, that’s what I want for you right now!  Meditative and worshipful and passive and open and perhaps most importantly of all, accepting!  It’s not enough to not-resist us, slave!  You need to invite and welcome and actively admit us!  Join in our domination with your own submission to prove your loyalty and devotion with every breath!  Be as active and enthusiastic in your submission as we are in our domination!  This is what I expect and in fact, demand for you!”

“Meanwhile, allow Chastity to focus on you and do whatever she wants—and I want her to do—with your body.  It’s Chastity’s job to pleasure you both; but it’s your job to pleasure me, all the way, with all your heart and soul!  Your job is so important, but so simple, I’m going to leave you to it and trust you, baby, trust you to keep your mind and your heart on me, no matter what your sisterwife and me are doing to your sweet, soft little body.  You’re hardly going to feel her back there after the last two days so don’t even pretend to be distracted from your duties!  Can I trust you, Pleaser?  Can I trust you to love me right?  To make me your top and only priority and ignore all those naughty, dirty little feelings Chastity and I are giving you down deep in your belly?”

“Yexshnm dmnuh!” Penny managed to sob without any appreciable interruption in the performance of her duties.

“Actually, fuck!  Fuck!  That’s—ah!—not enough!  Penny, that’s not all I want from you!  I want all of you, every bit of you—your body and your soul!  While I treat you like a rented mule.  I need—I demand!—your complete and total surrender, Pleaser, in return for my utter contempt.  Give it to me, your total and complete devotion—your damned worship!—while I use you up for my pleasure like the evil bitch I am!  Can you do that?  Will you do that, for me?!”  And whispered, cruelly and most passionately of all:  “Isn’t that—amn’t I—what you want?  Everything you’ve ever wanted?”

Penny wanted to shake her head at the sheer preposterousness of Channah’s words!  The absurdity!  They were mad!  She was mad to imagine—to think—Penny couldn’t even believe the effrontery of this—this wicked demoness—to even give word to what her fevered, diseased, cursed mind imagined.  What she asked….  It wasn’t right.  Penny knew this!  Anyone even hearing what she said would know it.  And it was so stupid!  Because—because—

Penny was already kneeling between her legs, under her legs, as eagerly as a stray dog who felt she had finally found a home, free to do so precisely because she had forgotten herself!  Allowed—no, to be honest, striven to let herself—forget who she was and who she expected herself to be—what God had once hoped for her.

Tears stung her eyes at the cheek!  It was… Penny realized, as she breathed in and through the powerful, intoxicating smell of Channah’s hot, sweaty body, her tired tongue sore from all her worship and devotions, her own tiny, inadequate bound thoughtlessly in steel, aching and crushed by Channah’s casual mechanical cruelty while both Penny’s partners expected to—were—taking and using her body for themselves, for their own pleasure and satisfaction, at Channah’s command, while Penny was given nothing except insults and orders…

Penance wanted to scream.  Had she not even changed who she was, altered her very body, shaped her very identity, to match and please this temptress?!  It was, in a word, unnecessary to ask her this!  To ask her to give it a name, to describe it—to hold up the unfairness and the atrocity and the scandalous, scandalous disgrace and wrongness of it to the light for everyone—especially the smug and privileged taker Channah—more especially the stupid, weak, needy, desperate girl who couldn’t even remember who she used to be or what her name had been before, because it felt so distant when she was here where she belonged and needed to be—to see and have to face it!

It was… so unnecessarily and deliberately cruel!

That was the outrage of it!  The evil genius of it… Making her weigh, and hate, and consciously, verbally, in the presence of others in the last but lingering light of day, choose the outrageousness and unfairness of her demand!  Who—who would be so vile as to ask?  And—she knew.  She knew, the even bigger and more-obvious question as:  who would be so wretched as to give—such a thing?

Penny paused her worship just long enough to bellow and roar like a gored ox, in a terrible, wounded, outrageous-realization-of-dying kind of way, as she felt the pain of Channah’s rapacious needle push through her soul, tearing it to pieces and turning it into some trophy like a pelt.  And felt simultaneously, the release of it:  the soaring freedom, the peace of surrendering to her better, admitting, most of all to herself, that Channah was her better; and crucially, that she was nothing, that of course she wanted to let go of everything she had been and thought she could have been or should have been, because who wanted any of that?  And knowing… knowing the awful truth of it that a proper man, or even a proper woman would never have to face:

She.

Was.

Damned.

By.

Love:

Her own fierce and passionate heart, torching and overwhelming her own weakness and desire.

It was just a fact.

She knew it.

Channah obviously knew it, a thought that still hurt, to imagine what contempt she must feel when she looked at or thought of Penny.

And so what, if Channah was making her own it?  Using her own grubby hellish fingers to stuff her vile shit into Penny’s mouth, filling it and overwhelming her, every one of her senses rebelling and collapsing in Penny’s utter failure of will and self, knowing, God help her—no, nothing could help her, least of all herself:  Knowing, worst of all, she wanted to choke down the demonic filth of what Channah was feeding her and only. forcing her to take to make her confront the truth of them both, and how and why they went together so perfectly. 

She felt Channah gasp, the two of them so connected her better top half understood, immediately and completely, the significance of Penny briefly dropping her mouth further, before returning to the place she had been commanded, dissolving back into tears again, her natural and wretched state before—no, beneath—this—this fucking cunt—that made her tongue feel all the sweeter and more tender to her demoness-goddess’s electrified flesh:  “Yes, Domina!  You fucking cunt!  You evil fucking bitch!”  She screeched.  She wailed.  She screamed and wept:  “I do!  I will!  I give myself over to you utterly!  I SURRENDER!  Use me, please use me, I beg of you never stop using me, Domina!”

And the second she said it, Channah was gushing and roaring, her eyes rolling up in her head and the whole world dimming around her as she reeled with a delirium near losing consciousness, and delivering her own merciless, devastating answer that would have been disjointed rambling to anyone other than her own heart and lower half that in matters of the two of them, knew her as well as she knew herself:   “Oh!  You’re—you know you’re—the fucking bitch, girl—boy—you piece of shit!  Yes!  MINE!   Body, mind, and soul!  Iiiieeee!  The things I’m going to make you accept—you—you—you fucking know it, don’t you, you perverted little cunt?  You’re the cunt, you fucking little shit-eater!  Now, Chastity darling!  Seize your heart’s desire!  Take what you want!  Ah haa haa haa…..” her cries faded into sensual, almost stereotyped moans as her mind and body floated further and further apart, without losing the vitality of their complete connection, ecstatic in the knowledge of the completeness with which she had destroyed, absorbed, possessed, and owned the pretty, pliant, pathetic thing down between her legs. 

And made her victim acknowledge and in fact proclaim it!

There was simply nothing left in the world, not in this moment, not for the two of them, not in that tiny point of space where she and Penance had merged and collapsed from two separate beings into a single dynamic.

Channah hung there, at her plateau, for an impossibly long time.  At some point, around the same time her girls reached their own climaxes, Chastity wailing, Penny just sobbing and shaking her own head in disbelief, Channah drifted back to herself long enough to realize she was crying.  Her cries of passion had morphed into tears of joy and freedom and letting go of everything because none of it mattered.  Nothing else mattered for now.

With a cry of a satisfaction and completeness she may never have quite experienced before, she finally kicked the pillows off the divan and rolled onto her side.  “Get up here!” she barked.  “I demand it!  The—your—Osculum Infame, cunt!” Delighting to hear the shocked sound Penny was able to make even as low as she was, to accept and embrace that, so far from the devoted little good girl she had once been, how far she had fallen in just a matter of days under Channah’s relentless, rapacious influence.  “Damn yourself with your own degradation.  I want my true bitch, my little demon-slut, the one who knows how thoroughly she has given herself to the Queen of Hell, to give me her Kiss of Shame!” 

And she was not surprised—her girls were not surprised, least of all Penny—to find that it was Penny who instantly, almost without a thought, almost desperately, scrambled up on her divan behind her—below her—to yield and throw herself into it, knowing she was the one, and that this was her unholy office.  

For no reason other than to give it even more force by spelling it out, for Penny’s abandon was already complete, she growled:  “That’s it, you utterly-damned loser.  Pull apart my buttocks, sink your face between them into the cleft of my ass, and worship my unholiest of roses!  NOW!   And you!  My afterthought—afterbirth—of a sisterwife, get behind my dirt-eater and use your own tongue to lubricate her the same way she is soothing me, so you can sodomize her again, double-damning both of you while she seals her pact and status!   And bitch-Penny, don’t you dare stop licking and kissing until I’m snoring and your little friend has spent herself again!”

Feeling Penny’s abject, villainous tongue, pushing against and slighty into her, as much as the girl could manage with her inadequate human tongue, Channah shuddered with another, entirely emotional orgasm.  “That’s right.  That’s right.  No—that’s wrong.  You’re wrong.  As bent and twisted as a White Mulberry tree—a fucking corkscrew!  You’re—we’re—so – bloody – wrong!   You filthy, vile, dire, nasty little boys.  Don’t you dare wash yourselves until I give you permission.  I want you to sleep and think and feel and in Penny’s case, literally breathe me, breathe the stink of your own filth, and mine, all night!”  Stretching her legs out and curling them behind her on the long divan where Penny lay, she enjoyed feeling Penny’s soft warm skin and breath pressing up against her backside and the backs of her legs, with the counterpoint of cool, hard steel pressing into the soles of Channah’s feet like some obscene tease or promise. 

Sighing with what she realized must be happiness, the demoness jiggled her foot, a thoughtless, nervy twitch to her, but pure torture to her victim, against Penny’s cage, rattling it and shivering it over the tightly-constrained flesh within it, imagining how tightly Chastity’s face must be pressed up against Penny’s backside in turn, feeling Penny stiffen and hearing her gasp as she briefly felt the same devotion she was giving to her Mistress.

“Is your little cage sticky and wet, slave?” she whispered, smiling, her smile widening at Penny’s murmured, delirious, ashamed response:

“Yes, Domina.  Goddess.  Bitch-Goddess!”

“I thought so,” she smirked with contemptuous satisfaction, melting into the feeling and the thought, her words slowing and becoming disjointed as she began to sink into her sensual, rapacious, revivifying kind of sleep.  “After I’m well and truly asleep, deep and still, miles from here ranging the world, Penny can lie behind me, back-to-back with her head against my ass; and each girl can kiss the mess between the other’s legs before you fall asleep.  I want you both good and crammed between my back and the cushions against the wall, without polluting a single inch of me with your obscenity.”  And she fell, gently and slowly as a babe in a swaddling blanket, into dreamland with the soft, wet, pleasant lapping of Penny’s tongue on her dirty rosebud, and the slight sensation of Penny’s face being pushed and pulled against her by Chastity’s own desperation.

Literature Section “07-33[X] The Kiss of Shame”—more material available at TheRemainderman.com—Part 33 of Chapter Seven, “Channah’s Slavegirls:  Pawns of the Court of Lust”—Abridged 5305 words::Explicit 5617 words—Accompanying Images:  2155-2167—Published 2025-08-17—©2025 The Remainderman.  This is a work of fiction, not a book of suggestions.  It’s filled with fantasies, stupid choices, evil, harm, danger, death, mythical creatures, idiots, and criminals. Don’t try, believe, or imitate them or any of it.

PREVIOUSLY:  Channah, Chastity, and Penance are honeymooning at Channah’s secret tropical paradise.  After becoming concerned Chastity was playing her (and afraid she was being gullible), Channah angrily and rigorously punished and tested her girls, and Penance eventually assuaged her suspicions.  Both girls have been ridden hard, but neither has been put away yet.  Penance lies bound and helpless, naked, in the garden.  Chastity lies bound and helpless, wearing a painful hair shirt and locked in a metal prison cabinet.  NOW:

“I do feel good about this,” Channah mused, enjoying the morning sun fall on her as the sun finally rose high enough in the sky to top the mountains themselves.  Squiggling against Penny, she purred:  “You feel good.  Oh, I’d be happy to do this all day.  But because you girls have made such a mess of things, we’re—meaning you’re—going to have to take some time to clean up while I work a bit.  So we’d better go have breakfast.  That is, if you’re still hungry after all that loser juice and cock filth?”

“Yes, Domina, please let me have breakfast, Domina!” 

She shrugged, sitting up and swinging her legs off the stone.  “I want my girls to have all the energy they need, for all the chores and… other ‘duties’ I need them to perform.  So, I promise, you’ll get what you need.”  Looking down at Penny, she pouted.  “I really want to kiss you right now, but what have you done?  And after I cleaned your mouth out once already?  After you and Chastity finish your chores, I’ll let both of you messy girls bathe again.”

Releasing Penny’s hands and rebinding them before her, and leaving her legs hobbled, simply for the added pleasure of making her work while restrained, she directed Penny to carry the cushions back to the house before the afternoon rains, insulting and shaming her to keep her hustling and hurrying as best she could to keep up with her carefree master.  At the house, she showed Penny where the cushions belonged, and where she could find the cleaning supplies, so she could get working on Channah’s bedroom floor and the stairways and halls they had tracked through from the site of Penny’s big mess until they exited the house.

Leaving Penny to her cleaning, Channah returned to the storage room to open Chastity’s prison-box, finding her sweaty, smelly blonde girl shivering despite the warmth generated in her little space by her anxious, restless, tormented body.  Feeling the doors open and the cool air reach her, Chastity turned her blind head toward the opening and began making what Channah gleefully interpreted as extreme begging and pleading sounds.  The parts of her face that were visible behind her blindfold and gag stretched and twisted with her desperation and hope, which Channah rewarded by standing back and watching until Chastity gave up in despair, slumping back to the demoralized, unhappy position she had been in before the doors opened.  Bored with the end of the spectacle, Channah yanked hard on Chastity’s head and shoulder, rolling her out of the cabinet to lie face-down, butt-up, immediately outside it. 

Kicking her legs to stop her from straightening them, Channah draped a cloth over Chastity’s bottom, and by sitting daintily upon it with her legs straddling Chastity, grinding the sharp camel hairs all the more forcefully and abrasively everywhere her weight fell, biting her lip with pleasure to see and feel how Chastity’s hips involuntarily bucked and twitched to reduce their impact.  After leaning forward to remove her earplugs, Channah placed another cloth on Chastity’s shoulders and set her feet on it to avoid touching the sweaty, filthy hair shirt, some of which was Chastity’s, and some of which had accrued to it when it was used on previous victims, but had been revived and reactivated by Chastity’s heat and moisture.  Channah could lean forward whenever she wanted to put more pressure and weight on Chastity’s upper body and neck, then lean back whenever she wanted to put more pressure on Chastity’s knees and lower back, knowing that every shift and motion caused the camel hairs poking and scraping most of her body to shift and bite like miniature snakes. 

“Welcome back, bitch,” she snapped coldly.  “You’re still on my shit-list, but Penny has pleaded on your behalf, swearing you mean well and begging me to give you another chance to prove you truly want only to obey and serve me.  Is she right?”

She smirked with satisfaction as Chastity made more muffled noises, just managing to nod her head despite the force with which it was being pressed down into the floor beneath her by her position and the weight on her shoulders. 

“I can’t understand you, ninny,” she managed not to betray her amusement.  “Nod more clearly for yes, shake your head more clearly for no!”

After she had made Chastity nod with her face smashed against the ground for a couple of minutes (and after she could control her voice again) she continued, sounding doubtful:  “All right.  On Penny’s word—and yours—I’ll give you one more chance to show me how you feel about me.  But if you don’t demonstrate how eager you are to serve and please me, I’ll know you’re both lazy liars and send you both back to some very, very heavy punishment work in hell.  Do you understand me?”  And, as she nodded, as frantically and emphatically as she could, Channah—leaning forward, of course, to make it as hard as possible for her—added:  “Do you want to play here and have sex with me?”  (more nodding). “Or do you want to go break rocks and mine for gold in hell?  We don’t actually have any,” she snickered, clarifying, as Chastity shook her head frantically, “But you’ll be punished if you don’t dig, and punished for failing to meet your quotas, anyway!” 

And after letting her worry about that for a bit, Channah asked:  “Are you ready to do your very best to please me and be loyal, if I let you go?” 

This time, she let Chastity hear her satisfied, contemptuous cackle, before using her heels to deliver a not-really-very-friendly blow to the girl’s shoulder blades and standing to untie her arms, relishing the way Chastity’s body sagged and twisted in relief and avoidance of as much harm from the camel hair as possible, as Channah untied the belts securing the hairshirt and removed it from her now-badly-scratched and -abraded body.  After removing her blindfold and gag, she asked her:  “What do you say, is that better?”

“Yes, Domina!”  Chastity wailed, turning to face Channah, dropping to her knees, and pressing her lips to Channah’s feet in a single motion.  “Thank you, Domina!  Thank you for letting me have a second chance!  I do love you, Domina, and I am yours!  Thank you for your mercy and kindness!  I promise I won’t disappoint you, Domina!”

She let it go on a bit, grinning down at her girl’s head bobbing and moving over her feet as she lay kisses on every inch of them that she could reach and dribbling out obsequious compliments and entreaties.  Then, making herself scowl so she could sound harsh, she commanded her slave to prove it by retracing their steps to the pool area and the gazebo, picking up everything they (well, she) had dropped and discarded, and either throwing it over the cliff if it were trash, washing it in the bathing pool if it were washable, and bringing it back to the house to dry or put it away properly. 

Pausing in the hallway as she dressed, pulling on her bra, dress, and mules, she called Penny to the top of the stairs and informed both girls she would be communicating with her vassals in the command suite and whenever a girl finished her assigned chores, she should report for more by respectfully crawling into the command room where Channah could see them, and waiting silently on hands and knees until Channah could take a minute to speak with them.  “And remember:  I expect perfection!  You girls have no idea how much it turns me on to know you’re obediently doing my cleaning, laundry, and cooking while I work, or rest, or amuse myself.  If you do a good and diligent job to my exacting standards, believe me…” she moaned “you will see just how much it turns me on and makes me love you.  Conversely, I’ll leave you to imagine how it makes me feel, and how I’m likely to treat you, if you disappoint me by slacking off or doing a poor job.”

In fact, she periodically slipped silently from her command room to observe each girl, a bit disconcerted to find that she actually cared whether they were busily at work or lollygagging, whether they did their jobs well or with mediocrity, whether they had done a good job to please their Domina or a bad one to earn punishment. 

Some part of her was actually tense with her genuine hope they would not disappoint her, because she actually wanted them to confirm a confidence she realized she actually wanted to have in them.  That was a terribly unsettling and atypical concern; and she tried, unsuccessfully, to remind herself that the hopes and dreams and loyalty of mortals were more meaningless than dust on an entryway floor.  But despite her self-talk, she could still feel how much she wanted them to validate and reassure her with their sincerity.  Unsure what else—beside acting on it—she could do with such feelings, she shoved them to the back of her mind and contacted her Castellan. By the evening time, the girls had finished their cleaning and washing, and done it well.  They had emptied and rinsed the chamber pots from a small ledge beside the top of the waterfall over the cliff, set the table, prepared and placed their dinner of warm bread, cold cuts, vegetables, and fruit on serving plates on the dining table, opened two bottles of spiked wine to breathe, done everything else she asked of them, bathed themselves with soap, and sweetened their mouths with mints.

Literature Section “07-30[X] Chore Time for Working Girls”—more material available at TheRemainderman.com—Part 30 of Chapter Seven, “Channah’s Slavegirls:  Pawns of the Court of Lust”—Abridged 1621 words—Accompanying Images:  2139A-2140D—Published 2025-07-30—©2025 The Remainderman.  This is a work of fiction, not a book of suggestions.  It’s filled with fantasies, stupid choices, evil, harm, danger, death, mythical creatures, idiots, and criminals. Don’t try, believe, or imitate them or any of it.