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GLOSSARY:  Cill Mhantáin—Wicklow; Éire Ghaelach—Gaelic Ireland.; Uí Broin—O’Byrne; Uí Tuathail—O’Toole; Sacsanach—Saxons; English; Normans

Éire Ghaelach.  Another country—another world, from Dublin.  Her world.

Her whole world—the men of her cland—were howling and shouting behind her.

Coming for her.

Coming to tear her apart.

The Petition of the High Queen:  She heard the verse forming like a background noise in her head, like a waking dream; something that had its source outside her intention.  The verse written, because it was not to be spoken.  As rare as a Bible, in an ancient culture of oral tradition where language was king but writing foreign.  A language only written by priests and Sacsenacha, in their scripts.   Rarer still, a written secret belonging to women.  Their own secret legend.

“Desecrator!”  “Cursed bitch!”   The angry cries of men—men she’d grown up with; men she’d trusted.

Her own people.  Sounding closer.

She pushed herself even harder, until her lungs burned and her bare feet ached in the cold mud and bruised by the sharp edges of stones and sticks on the dark forest floor.  The rain poured down around her like mad, and the night sky was pitch black except when lightning crackled across the sky.  In the dark moments, in the thick trees, branches slapped and tore at her arms and sides and, despite her efforts to protect it, her face.  Her leine and brat (chemise and cloak), all she had in the world now, were plastered to her skin with sweat and rain.

CACHT!”—an agonized, furious cry, the one that hurt the most:  her own father.  This was her name day.  Her coming-of-age day.  She hadn’t thought—when it happened, when she was crushed, she hadn’t imagined—

In a flash of panic, she couldn’t breathe for a second.  And when she resumed, the pain in her chest had become like a brand, a searing point of heat.

And then she heard words even scarier than, if not as brutally painful as, her father’s:  “There!  I can see her!” 

“This way!”

“We’ve got her!”

Devil-whore!” one of the men screamed, his voice cracking.  Sounding close—too close.

But it was his curse that put the mad idea squarely into her head.  Or maybe, it was only what made it consciously thinkable; raising it to a thought from a dream.  A thought that worried at her for her attention, as if she had the attention to give it!

Her mind was racing faster than her body:  fear, grief, desperation, electrifying and worrying at her at exactly the time when she needed distraction the least!  Where was she to go?  What hope did she have?!  She didn’t even have a plan.  And there was a reason for that:

She had nowhere to go.  Nowhere she could possibly reach.  The truth slapped her face more remorselessly than the oaks, the ash, and the rowan.

Their village of Achadh Mheánach was deep, deep in the heart of the lands of the Gabhal Raghnaill; leaving the lands of her fine was more a matter of days than hours.  And if she should—what then?  To the East:  more Uí Broin.  More distant kin, but still kin.  They wouldn’t protect her; they’d turn her over.  To West and South—the scourge of their land:  Sacsanach scum.  That left North, the Uí Tuathail, no one she wanted to deal with either, only conceivable because none of her other options were.

She wasn’t even serious about the idea when it—no, that wasn’t quite true:  It wasn’t just an idea.  It was an idea accompanied by an intention:  a wish, really; was that enough?  Something told her it wasn’t, but all the same, the wish began running through her mind, in rapid fire, over and over and over again:

A Bhanríon neamhnaofa na hÉireann a bhí trí thine

Mise, Banríon na hÉireann básmhaire, impím ort

Glaoim ar do ghealltanas!  Glaofaidh mé ort Máistir!

5026 and…

She calculated it in her head, an outrageous indulgence of time and thought under the—464!  Was she sure?  464!

5026 and 464.  Mallacht ar m’ainm

Mise, Cacht iníon Ragnaill.  Is leatsa mé!

She didn’t even realize where she was heading until she was almost there.  Running, yes, but she had been running from, not to, anything.

And then she realized where she was.  The rest of her life to wonder whether it was her own will, or fate, or some darker agency that had brought together place and time and circumstance and solution, sealed with a snap:

Behind her, the sharp crack of a limb, solid enough to remain dry enough in its core to break; slender enough to be broken by the bare foot of a charging man; and his curse as he stumbled.  She knew the voice well.  Too well:  Her bastard usurping cousin Brádach, he who had already conspired with her own father to take everything from her.  Everything!  No, not simply to take—to make her, and her life, into nothing!  Of course he was the closest.  He would do anything to destroy, or even wound, her;  her very existence a threat and offense to him.  The tears stinging her eyes were as bitter as the bile in her mouth.

So close! 

The sound of him shuddered for a moment as he struggled to keep his feet and ignore the pain.  But when he pulled through it—the instant his feet, less than a fertach behind her, recovered their rhythm, she knew she was done.

They had her!  She heard the laughter in her own voice, the forlorn hopelessness of it, as she panted it out, wasting breath she needed more of than she had:

“A Bhanríon neamhnaofa na hÉireann a bhí trí thine

Mise, Banríon na hÉireann básmhaire, impím ort

Glaoim ar do ghealltanas!  Glaofaidh mé ort Máistir!

5026 and 464.  Mallacht ar m’ainm. 

Mise, Cacht iníon Ragnaill.  Is leatsa mé!”

Could she really feel the man’s breath on the back of her neck as she started repeating it, now a mantra she preferred thinking about, than facing the fate about to ruin her:  “A Bhanríon neamhnaofa na hÉireann—“

That’s enough.  Not her voice.  Was it?  Now her laugh was hopeless:  she had gone mad, a mercy given the fate that awaited her.  Mad you are, but not for hearing me:  for calling me.

“Yes, I’m mad!” she shouted—sobbed, more like.  Obviously!  And then she wondered:  Could she kill herself, before they—

Too late for that.  You’re already mine, and I don’t waste what’s mine.

You will by talking! She thew her thought back against the madness working in her head.  They have me!  My plea is urgent!

Wry laughter:  It usually is.  To call on me?  Not many ever make a plan of that.  But I move through time by my own paths, crawfishing around the clock as I please.

Craw—what?!  I don’t care!  “Save me!” she wailed, reduced for a moment to nothing more than her own terror.

More laughter, only it wasn’t in her head any more, it was in her ears, over the drum of the rain:  “If you wanted salvation, you should have called on another.  But you called on me.  Now:  Close your eyes!

And there she was.

There, in the place of the old stones, called the circle of Gleann Abhainn Ow, right in the middle, standing on the ancient altar stone.  The ancient sacrifice stone.

“Close.  Your.  Eyes.”

Cacht stopped short and did so, hit and tumbled a second later by Brádach, who seized her, surprised but not deterred by the sudden end to her flight.

“Giving up!” He spat it, like an accusation.  “Of course!”

“Yes, but not to you.  Hands off!” The woman commanded. 

And with a flick of her wrist, Brádach reeled back, letting go of Cacht with a surprised grunt.  A second later, as cracking branches and gasping breaths announced the arrival of her other kinfolk all around them, still unaware they had been joined by an outsider, Brádach cursed:  “What’d you say, witch?!” as he formed his fingers into a ball, swinging forward again to break her jaw.

Two things happened, at once:  First, Brádach, his knuckles reaching a faint purple glow that had sprung up around Cacht, screamed and fell to the ground in agony, as every bone in his hand and forearm splintered into sharp pins of bone, giving Cacht a feeling that was twice as poignant for being so complex:  combining relief, empathy, horror, and yes, to her shame, even schadenfreude.  Second, a mighty strike of lightning, closer and fiercer than anything any of them had ever seen or imagined, came down on and around the altar stone, turning the night to day and revealing all, so that none might be mistaken any more:

Gleann Abhainn Ow, a fresh and green valley that Odysseus himself would have recognized as the Elysium Fields on a sunny morning; now dark and lashed by a fierce rainstorm that had rolled over the vale from the West.  Ancient trees of Ireland’s primordial forests, one of the few original woodlands left to show them what their ancestors sang of.  The glint and motion of the water of the Ow, tumbling and pouring over rocks, overflowing its banks and reaching longingly for the comfort of the mysterious stones.

The stones:  Ancient things, gray and massive; carved with cryptic Celtic knots and oghams older than any living memory or ancient song could explain, a small circle of big stones around the altar.  The grove was a calm in the storm.  Heedless of men and time.  Haunting and beautiful here, where they had so long belonged.

And in the middle of it all:  Her.  The hag herself.

“Cailleach!”  Ciardha, her father and leader of their village, named her.  In that long, lingering magical moment, everyone but Cacht registered her presence and identity, in the second before the inferno of the lightning strike burned their eyes to charred bits of meat.  Nearly a quarter of the Gabhal Raghnaill’s fighters crippled in a flash, a mighty blow sufficient to put her entire fine’s liberty and lives in jeopardy for a generation, shrugged off as easily as a brat.

Cacht screamed in horror at the felling of her family—the adult male fraction of it, anyway—permanently rendered from proud hunters to vulnerable prey; from a pillar and strength of their seed, to a liability that would burden their overwhelmed widows and children for the rest of their short lives.  “I didn’t want this!”

“But you caused it.”

Cacht sobbed and wept, shaking her head in disbelief.  “No.  It’s a dream—a—“

“It’s no dream,” the Cailleach assured her cruelly.  “It’s what you willed—or made inevitable.  What you dared.  To summon me?!  And under false pretenses?  That verse was not given to you or made for you.  It was gifted to Cacht ingen Ragnaill almost 464 years ago.”

“Cacht!  What have you done?!” her father’s voice cried, the agony and heartbreak in it, the reminder of love worst of all, tearing her apart, making her bleed her grief like a cistern overwhelming the dam built to contain it. 

“I—there was nothing false!” she wept in protest, not even sure if that was what mattered.  Perhaps she was seizing on the only thing she could, the only untrue piece of the narrative that she could hang onto for her life, and deny the reality of all of it; or at least, any part of hers in bringing it about.

But her new master was cruel; and would not suffer her to keep any illusions of it:  “You aren’t Cacht ingen Ragnaill.  Although, before you go experiencing any useless hope, be clear:  having taken it voluntarily, and used it for magical advantage, it will and does bind you as surely as your own.”

“I am Cacht !  Cacht of the Gabhal Raghnaill!”

The old hag clapped her hands and cackled in delight.  “Clever girl!  Thinking on your feet and fighting for yourself in the midst of the ruin you have wrought on all you held dear!  You will be useful to us!”

“It’s true!” Cacht wept, falling to her knees, clinging to this little bit of certainty, this narrow island of defensibility separating her from the awful field of consequences around her.

“It’s not,” the old woman laughed harder.  “That Cacht is long dead.  I know, because she’s still and always will remain under my thumb, suffering for me, in hell.”

Cacht moaned in horror as the woman confirmed that which she had most-feared, that she did indeed understand what was happening here.  But the woman wasn’t done explaining how she had spoken falsely:  “Nor are you 500 years old.  And you are… ha ha, no less than the fifth Gaelic stria bréagach liteartha—“ Cacht barely had the energy or bandwidth to register the insult, but still burned like a coal being forced down her throat, demanding her attention, knowing her kinsmen would remember it.  Lying literate whore, or something like it.  “—to call on me with that verse.  It was supposed to be for her only.  I couldn’t believe it when I learned she’d written it down and passed it on.  Well,” she laughed.  “That’s what happens when priests come bearing Latin and Christianity, to ruin a perfectly-good and I would have said, defiantly oral culture.  But it’s worked out well for me!”

Suddenly her expression changed, and then her entire countenance changed, right in front of Cacht, into something Cacht had never seen or heard told of.  Something reddish-orange, horned, and fanged but barely-dressed in scraps of fabric that would make a prostitute blush.  She became nothing less than the whore of Babylon herself, decadent and wanton in a way the Book of Revelation could not have prepared anyone for.  Cacht screamed and gasped at the same time, a ragged, torn, shocked sound that struck more fear into her moaning kinsmen, kneeling and clawing at their eyes around them, wondering what was happening now.

So, she was already screaming when the Cailleach leaped forward, further than Cacht would have expected the greatest warrior among the Uí Broin to do, landing even as she was swinging the heavy wooden walking stick that had materialized in her hands sometime between her initial appearance here and when her blow landed on her cousin Brádach’s head, knocking him out and nearly cracking it open.

“You killed him!” Cacht screamed, horrified, immediately echoed by the mournful cries of her blinded male relatives.  Even as her eyes fell on the explanation for the hag’s sudden violence, and sad understanding wilted anything good in her eyes.  Her cousin, blinded and with one arm ruined, had pulled his knife with his remaining good hand; and, too consumed with rage and hatred toward her to be thinking about himself or his clan—or even how Ciardha would have felt about it—had been intent with every bit of his focus and consciousness on stabbing Cacht in the back.  Not the future; not healing or even surviving.  Simply lashing out and hurting.

Cacht threw up, the Cailleach—if that was even what she was—carefully keeping her distance, to remain unsullied, at least by physical matter.  “Oh, no.  That would be too easy.  For all of you lot,” she spat, in case any of them imagined themselves forgotten by her, or immune from her sadism.  “His own kin—your kin—will have to kill him, if they don’t want his broken body to haunt and burden them the rest of their days.”  She snorted with pleasure at how much her words upset the humans around her, every one of them, even Cacht.  “I don’t know what you’re so upset about,” she lied.  “These bastards were going to—well, I can’t even imagine the fate they had in store for you.”  Another lie, or near to it.  Her imagination was both savage and inspired; and her experience in human harm and misery, nigh-on unparalleled.  “You’re all damaged goods now.  What a miserable burden you’ll be, the rest of your lives.  What do you think, will your cousins, the remaining Uí Broin, let your wives keep ruining their lives supporting you when they take them for themselves?  Or will they put you to death when they kill your whelps?”  Delighted with their protests, especially the threats and curses even they didn’t believe would make any difference, she concluded her monologue with a few final nails:  “You shouldn’t have gone after this poor little girl, you bastards!”

“She destroyed our cland’s wealth!  Our church!”

“I’m sorry!!!” the girl screamed, weeping bitterly.

“What, a bit of kit and a wooden building?  No threat of broader fire in rain like this!  Doesn’t seem like much damage now, does it?  Should have forgiven the girl, shouldn’t you?  Now you’re all blind, and your cland effectively destroyed.  You armed scum” (and by armed, she simply meant male) “be sure and warn all and sundry who’ll listen to you of the terrible Cailleach.  And warn them double, to beware any woman knowing the Petition of the High Queen, for you’re the evidence of how terrible my vengeance against those who cross my women will be!”  More lies; words to set man against woman; anything to set person against person, make them need her; make them dependew

“Now… one last bit of business before I go.”  She turned to Cacht.  “This man Ciardha, he’s the leader of the cland, isn’t he?”

“Yes,” Cacht answered reflexively, numbly, before thinking better.

“And he’s your actual father, isn’t he?  That’s why you had the knowledge to call me, Cacht ingen Ciardha?”

The girl’s eyes widened and her stomach hurt as she felt a danger she still couldn’t quite see or imagine, but now suspected was there, opening up like a scar on the world under her feet.  “I—I—no, I—”

“Liar!” The Cailleach snorted.  “But not much of one.  Not yet.  We’ll have to work on you.  Sister Maud Máire!”  She called, and Cacht gasped again to see another Cailleach, not quite a twin to what the first had originally appeared to be; but close enough, a suitable hag for the Irish Cailleach, standing not ten feet away.  “Show this girl the way.  Up to the top of the great mountain.”  It was theater; they weren’t going to climb any mountain; but why help people to understand their ways?  “You and your sisters, clean her up and dress her for her wedding!”

Cacht keened in dismay, even before the second hag smirked, looking at the devastated Cacht with a twinkle in her eye, demonstrating her own capacity—and indeed, appetite—for cruelty:  “Aye, Cailleach.  We’ll dress and make her up into a wanton slag-whore, to incite the beast’s lust!”

Cacht and all her conscious relatives made sounds of shock and pain and fear, expressing their complex emotions, the same that had brought them all here and were tearing all of them, their whole fine, to shreds. 

But Cacht’s misery and fear were divided, as the last of the humans here who had eyes.  The Cailleach had turned, and was walking predatorily toward Ciarcha.  

“No.  No, what’s happening?  Stop!”  Cacht tried in vain to escape her escort’s grip, and resist her efforts to pull her toward the stone.

Looking pleased, the Cailleach growled:  “If she’s stupid—or weak—enough to stay, all the better.  Let her watch!  But hold her back if she tries to intervene.  I’ve got one last item of business before I go, taking the head off this cland so no one can mistake my leaving these other men as anything other than the warning it is.”

“What are you going to do?”  Cacht began.  “Stop! Daddy, run!”  And then, breaking into tears and screaming as urgently and emphatically as she could, screamed:  “RUN!!!

Her father, already walking backward uncertainly, turned and tried to run away, almost immediately running head-first into a big ash tree, provoking derisive laughter from the hags and another sob of sorrow from Cacht.

“After all this excitement, I’m a bit hungry,” the Cailleach confessed, provoking a new din of screaming and wailing from the panicked, lost, overwhelmed humans around her.

It was said she left his bones scattered all over the circle of stones, following him around as he became less-whole, and definitely less-mobile, as his male relations tried to find them by sound alone.  And in that way, the beautiful sacred place became a desecrated, fell pit to be avoided.  No one knew if it was what had happened, or the fevered tales of men out of their minds and disoriented, having just been blinded.  After all, it could just as well have been the animals that finished him off; none of the survivors were able to see.

Literature Section “08-00.5 The Opposite of Salvation”—more material available at TheRemainderman.com—Part 0.5 of Chapter Eight, “The Wild, Wild West”—3458 words—Accompanying Images:  4651-4663—Published 2026-01-22—©2026 The Remainderman.  This is a work of fiction, not a book of suggestions.  It’s filled with fantasies, stupid choices, evil, harm, danger, death, mythical creatures, idiots, and criminals. Don’t try, believe, or imitate them or any of it.

CAUTION:  Contains themes of war oppression child and domestic abuse and bigotry some readers may find disturbing.

The evil began when we all began, so long ago.  But the first time her little child felt it, was when they lost her.  No—after Charlotte, too loving and good for the world she was brought into, was gone.  Little Char had yet to put a name to it, but certainly felt it, and feared it as one fears all unknown dangers:  instinctively.  The instant she arrived, Kynborow, the new Lady Wrathdown, along with her sisters, and their mother Lady Parnell, falling like a dark cloak around Castle Shanganagh, so indecently soon after Charlotte disappeared.  The green had barely yet begun to reclaim the soil over her grave.

The women of his new step-family smiled at little Char, so encouragingly.  The smiles that reached their lips but not their brows.  They seemed to read her secret heart and accept her, in a way even her own mother had not quite done.  And yet some part of the child knew her mother’s love had been true, and her reservations sincere, whereas this affection was not.  Kynborow had been introduced to Char’s father, Lord Wrathdown, by Sindonie, Kynborow’s older sister, a recent widow, who had been placed with them as Charlotte’s lady-in-waiting.  The Lords of Skremen were another of the most powerful families in the Pale, and important allies to the Wrathdowns.  Despite Sindonie’s undoubted competence and commitment to her duties, the then-Lady Wrathdown had not taken her on from personal friendship, and maintained a reserve towards her that something inside Char took note of.

Even before Char’s mother died, Sindonie had come across them:  Char and her mother in their matching silk dresses, eating little honey-and-spice cakes Cook had helped Char to make and serve her mother.  After looking thoughtful for a moment, Sindonie had smiled a secret little smile that was more predatory than friendly.  Without understanding why, Char had known the smile was wrong.  In fact, the knowledge had come not from the character of the smile, which was unfamiliar to the innocent child, but from the slight, sudden stiffening in her mother’s shoulders, a wordless signal that warned her child without either of them even being consciously aware of their primordial communication.  It was good Charlotte who felt the first touch of evil upon her child, and transmitted the feeling as a warning to her daughter on a level deeper than breath itself.

Before that time, her father had paid little enough attention to Char.  He had no interest in children, and children instinctively knew to stay away from him.  He was not evil in the same way as Sindonie.  Or perhaps, the operative fact was, his evil was not interested in Char yet; had not taken notice of her, and therefore had not reached out to ponder her yet.  And in any event, a parent’s evil is always the hardest for a child to see.  Thus it was Sindonie’s evil that first intruded upon Char’s awareness, much like the fearful shiver of a night pedestrian hurrying past a darkened alley.

Though Char didn’t know it, it was Sindonie who had first whispered “popinjay,” a term she had picked up on her travels to London, to the senior Roland, a word the Lord Wrathdown soon began associating with, and using to refer to, his youngest child.

It was not until her mother was gone that the full weight of Sindonie’s and the Skremen family’s insidious evil fell upon Char; or that Char’s innocent young mind grasped what it was faced with.  Sindonie, in her role as one of Charlotte’s ladies, made it her special mission to pay attention to Charlotte’s three surviving children, and care for her youngest.  Char’s surviving two older brothers (their parents having lost four children here on the rough-and-rugged edge of the Kingdom) were Young Roland and Rash Henry.  They had taken a liking to Sindonie from the first time they set eyes upon her; a liking Sindonie carefully encouraged them and everyone else to accept was a natural fondness for the mother of their friend Oliver, a difficult but talented young man about halfway between Roland and Henry in age, who became inseparable from Rash Henry almost from the beginning.

The first artificial blush on Char’s face was put there by Miss Sindonie, to give her wan, drawn cheeks a bit of color for her mother’s funeral.  It was not, Miss Sindonie emphasized, ladies’ makeup; but an herbal tincture to restore her health.  An herbalist herself, Miss Sindonie stood out from her peers (including her own sisters) by her own refusal to wear makeup, which she confided to Char was “compounded by charlatans” from metals and poisons that threw the body’s humors completely out of balance.  Char had not minded the medicine, and indeed would not have noticed how it complimented her delicate features unless Miss Sindonie had taken special care to point it out that evening, encouraging her to refresh it the next morning, and until she started feeling herself again.  Each day, she carefully helped Char with the tincture in the morning, encouraging her with how much better it would make her feel, and how much easier her day would be with the confidence it inspired, until Char would have felt misgivings if she skipped it.  Also, when her father was not around—which was usually the case—Miss Sindonie put Char in one of the dresses that matched her mothers’, and even let her and Cook make and serve honey-and-spice cakes to Sindonie and Edith, listening patiently and encouraging Char to remember how close she felt to her mother, reminding her how special it felt to dress and look like her. 

Miss Sindonie was not one to spare the rod, on Oliver or on Rash Henry or Char, a nickname she herself bestowed on the girl to her face (restricting her own use of the term “Popinjay” to her private conversations with Roland and her own family).  But she was very attentive and even caring, even if a wall of ice surrounded her that never quite melted to anyone except, on the odd occasion, her own son.  Char loved her new nickname, loved the way it sounded and made her feel, a proper girl’s name like her mother Charlotte’s.  And although a part of her remained wary of Miss Sindonie, it sank into subconsciousness because what Miss Sindonie showed her—unlike other adults, who were too busy to do so—was attention and effort, not siblings but certainly cousins of affection.

And Char sensed a related truth:  That Miss Sindonie was genuinely interested in her, in her development, in shaping and influencing her, in making sure she learned certain things properly, like the honey-and-spice cakes:  more than simply mixing and heating the ingredients, but how to flavor them and encourage them with your voice and hands so they made the world a little brighter, the plants greener, and the sky bluer.  Some part of Char knew the delight and pride in her shown by Miss Sindonie when Char cooked and served well was genuine, too.

The first time Char met Miss Sindonie’s sisters and mother was about a month after Charlotte Wrathdown’s funeral, at Kynborow’s wedding to her father Roland.  They giggled and complemented Char and Sindonie on the fine silk, elaborate detailing, and decorations on Char’s gown, and how grown-up she looked compared with the other children in their simple, undifferentiating gowns.  Lady Parnell, with a smirk Char did not quite like, even pinched Char’s cheek and praised how healthy she looked, pausing and emphasizing the word “healthy” with a widening of her cold smile.  Char shuddered, that wintry expression so familiar from Miss Sindonie.  With Miss Sindonie, she had somehow gotten so used to it it didn’t register any more; but recognizing the same expression coming from Lady Parnell and her other daughters struck her all over again, as hard as it had the first time she’d seen it.

Lord Roland Wrathdown treated Char with contempt and a simmering anger that might have been higher since Charlotte’s death, but were not categorically new.  Something even more hostile and cold had passed across Lord Roland’s features when he caught sight of Char at the wedding, but not so unusual it struck Char as odd; and the fact he ignored Char after that, even excluding her from the wedding party, was thoroughly in keeping with his past treatment.

It was not for six months that the unease Char felt for her father’s treatment—an unease she didn’t really distinguish from the overwhelming misery of losing her mother—crystalized into horror, damage, and more loss on Char’s part.  She was too young to even recognize that dread had been in anticipation of something like the storm that finally broke that day in the chapel.

Mistress Kynborow—Char could not even think of her yet as Lady Wrathdown—disappeared with Lord Wrathdown for a fortnight after the wedding, not to be disturbed (as if Char would want to see either of them).  Soon after they resurfaced, Lady Wrathdown commenced holding court on a more-or-less daily basis with the other gentle women of Wrathdown who lived close enough to Shanganagh Castle they felt safe traveling to it.  Predictably, most women who could persuade themselves to feel safe, came to mingle with the Baroness regardless of the actual risk.

Their daughters over seven, and well-behaved children like Char and a couple of the girls, were allowed, and therefore expected, to join them for embroidery, games, and of course prayers, when not in the castle’s Dame School with Miss Sindonie, who had taken it over upon her sister’s arrival.

“I miss my father,” Edith admitted wistfully, at one such gathering, about six months after the wedding.  “And I worry about him.”  She had moved to an arrowslit on the South wall, which served as one of the chapel’s windows, and was peering down at the Bray Road below trying to see the horsemen they had all heard clattering past.  The arrow slits, being cruciform, were in a way quite appropriate for the chapel, which was being used as a makeshift classroom for the petty school students aged 4-7 when it wasn’t being used for Lady Wrathdown to hold court.

Edith and her friend Char were embroidering their Lord’s banner together, working on a magnificent bolt of blue silk from China.  Char was using fine golden thread to embroider a castle, one of nine on Baron Wrathdown’s coat of arms, while Edith was using fine silver thread to embroider the raised sword beneath the three castles in the center column.  As they did so, Edith’s mother, Char’s stepmother, and their teacher SIndonie, were gossiping and brushing the girls’ long hair. 

Char was sitting with one thigh over his stepmother’s leg and her bottom on Miss Sindonie’s lap, as she had been for most of the morning.  The women liked to keep her close, their hands on her waist or hips, even at an age when other children were beginning to separate a bit more from their parents.  Lady Wrathdown was so hugely pregnant, her lap could no longer accommodate Char.  They said her baby had grown quickly and could come any day now.  When Friar Hugh was teaching, Miss Sindonie often acted as surrogate stepmother.

The other ladies of the half-serjeanty sat around them with their daughters, working on projects while the children’s tutor, Friar Hugh, an Augustinian who assisted Sindonie with the children’s Latin and religious studies when he was in Wrathdown, wrang his hands and tried to decide how quickly he could excuse himself to chase down the rest of his students—the women’s sons, the girls’ brothers—who had bolted excitedly from their lessons to see what all the racket was about.  The clergyman couldn’t quite mind their absence for a bit; they bleated and fidgeted like excited goats.  Girls might not have the intellect for learning, but they certainly had the superior manner.

“I want my father to come back,” Edith frowned.

Char responded matter-of-factly, “I don’t,” provoking a dutiful tutting sound of disapproval from her stepmother and step-aunt, and a satisfied smirk from her step-grandmother, Lady Parnell.

“Your fathers’ work is important!” Friar Hugh reminded both of them, presumably intending to comfort or reconcile them to the situation in some way, but sounding more like he didn’t want anyone to overhear them saying such things, deciding to bolster his position with an unnecessary and arguably pompous lecture:  “All Ireland is divided into three parts:  Gaelic, Norman, and English.  The wild Irish savages have overrun most of the North and West, and unfortunately, the wilderness just to the South of us, while the King has been focused elsewhere.  Most of the ancient Norman lords, themselves bastardized by their time in this godforsaken land—”

“Sir!” Miss Kynborow laughed, scandalized, pausing in her hair-brushing to put her hands over Char’s ears.  Her ladies laughed with her; and their daughters, according to their age and disposition, either smiled uncertainly or looked nervous.  “We are the source of civilization here.  We must set an example!”

“Quite right, Lady Wrathdown!” Friar Hugh agreed, looking flustered and almost tripping over his words. “The Norman Earls beyond the Pale—they’ve become more Irishthan the Irish, lacking all appropriate devotion to Ireland’s proper Lord, our blessed King Henry, designated to rule here by the Pope himself!  They aren’t reivan’ and raidin’ us like the Irish sinners, but they aren’t loyal, either!  Only we, the good Kings’ men of the Pale, the land behind the wall, the Lordship of Ireland, defended by your fathers, are the lone outpost of true English culture here!  Your fathers’ work defending the Church and law and order is the work of King and Christ, children!”

“Yes, sir,” the children dutifully responded, exchanging meaningful looks expressing their fervent hope his speech would not inspire another lengthy prayer begging God to strengthen their fathers’ hands against the murderous clans to the South.

But Friar Hugh was going in another direction, shaking his head, lost in thought:  “Beyond the Pale it’s all chaos and cannibals—”

Edith gasped excitedly.  “Cannibals!”

Thank you, sir,” Lady Kynborow gave their priest a significant look.  “I think that’s enough on that topic.”

Friar Hugh turned bright red and shuffled nervously.   “Yes of course, Lady Kynborow.  I just meant, they’re barbaric!  They don’t even wear shoes!

The girls giggled, while Lady Kynborow’s mother, Lady Parnell, muttered:  “No need to mind your language on our account, Father.  There’s not a child in Shanganagh Castle left with tender ears,” provoking more giggling from the older girls.  Wrathdown was shaped and practically defined by its role defending Dublin against perennial Irish raids from the Wicklow Mountain country.  It had a rough-and-ready martial character that preceded, but certainly could not eclipse, its present Lord, who practically personified the Norman warrior ethos of old.  The force of his personality had imprinted itself on every male in the castle and the countryside alike, and even attracted a number of rugged young adventurers from England and elsewhere to try their hand against the Irish.  It helped in recruiting that there were more manors than knights here on the border, available to anyone with the wit and strength to secure a hold for themselves in the name of the Pope and the King.  Even in a man’s world, the Irish frontier was man’s country in 1516, with women living on the margins of daily life.

“Mother!”  Lady Kynborow repressed a smile.

“Don’t pretend otherwise.  Char’s muckspout father—”

As if to make her point, at that very moment Baron Roland, Lord of the Half-Serjeanty of Wrathdown himself, threw the door open hard enough for its hinges to rattle and the latch to chip off a bit of stone from the wall of the small castle.   Very much a Marcher Lord, wielding a real and direct military power that most English barons lacked to prosecute his King’s war, the Baron maintained nine front-line castles shielding Dublin from the depredations of the Irish natives to the South, all connected by earthen barrier walls running from the Irish Sea at Wrathdown Castle to the border with Uppercross past Templeogue Castle.  They imposed a significant burden on the modest revenues of the Serjeanty, even with the subsidies he received from the viceroy’s Dublin Castle administration. 

So it was hardly surprising the castles were compact, efficient, and coarse, combining the functions of defense with those of daily life.  The chapel, occupying the third floor of the small castle, was used for everything from mass to feasts to rare tax-exempt markets and classes like this one, especially in warmer months when the welcome light and fresh air provided by the third-story arrowslits compared most favorably with their drawbacks in winter, a time when they were usually filled with loose bricks.  The ground floor was the great hall where they slept and ate and even cooked; and the second floor, Lord Wrathdown’s private chambers, storerooms, and utility rooms.

The Baron’s impromptu retinue, the excited boys of the castle Friar Hugh had been fretting over, swarmed back into the room, swirling around the Baron and his companions like a Huntsman’s dogs howling and barking in excitement while dodging the hooves of angry stallions.

“God’s light!  Finally!  Here you all are.  I practically ransacked the castle.  What divine office are we celebrating mid-afternoon?!  We thought the damned savages must have taken the lot of you!” 

Lady Parnell directed a look at her daughter as if the obvious had been revealed, but otherwise there was little enough room for anyone else when Lord Wrathdown took the stage.  Stinking of smoke, sweat, and offal, his clothing and skin were stained and spattered reddish-brown with dried blood, the clean patches of his head and chest revealing where he had removed his helmet and cuirass upon entering the castle. 

“Papa!” Edith cried as her father, Sir Ambrose, entered behind his Lord, thwarted in her attempt to hurry to him by her mother, who hugged her tightly.  Sir Ambrose was half-leading, half-pulling a copper-headed, dazed-looking barefoot boy of about 5 or 6—Char’s age—in a gown behind him.  Both of them were as bloodstained and filthy as the Baron; and the boy’s air of detachment and lack of focus were only reinforced by the contrast he made with the intensely involved and overstimulated castle children.   Edith’s father smiled encouragingly at her, but with a gently raised palm, urging her to wait.  No adult in the room imagined it a good idea to compete with their Baron for attention.  And in fairness, the man was larger than life, well over six feet tall with broad shoulders, strong arms, and an impressively-long beard demonstrating his virility.  His personality was as loud and brash as his speech.  Edith’s father could not have competed with that if he’d been of a mind to; and he was far too sensible to have any such thing in mind. Only three of Roland’s half-brothers, half of the children of his father’s first wife, had survived childhood.  One, it was rumored, had gotten in the way of Roland’s ambition and died gruesomely.  A second, eager to stay out of his way, had joined the church.  The third, and eldest, was an Earl of the family’s main estates in England, and doubtless hoped Roland’s inheritance in the Pale would keep him too busy to come after him.

The last member of their party to enter, marked with the same stains and smells as the other three, was Young Roland, the Baron’s firstborn son, unmistakably of a piece with the Duke himself, Char, and Rash Henry (wherever he was):  Every member of the family’s hair, on both sides, shone a blazing yellow-gold.  Theirs was the hair of lions, not just yellowish, but a strong, saturated hue that made other shades of yellow look washed-out or dirty.

“Yesterday was a magnificent day!  We caught half the damned O’Tooles, and the O’Byrnes too!  Out looting and burning in Bray and Shankhill.  I collected six Irish heads!” he roared proudly, gesturing impatiently at his son.  “Show ‘em, lad!” 

Char and the ladies cried out and recoiled in horror as Young Roland, grinning proudly, held up two strings of four heads each, with their hair braided and bound together with rope like obscene cloves of garlic.  “I got two of my own, Stepmother!” he boasted enthusiastically, smiling so proudly she felt obliged to smile back at him with the same enthusiasm a peasant woman would greet a housecat returning with a dead mouse in its jaws.

“That’s nice, dear!” she applauded, doing her best and elbowing Char, who, jaw set and arms crossed, ignored her.  “Isn’t that nice?”  And when ignored by Char, pressed her husband:  “God bless you on your victory, my Lord!”

He rumbled angrily.  “More of a draw.  But it was a glorious, unholy bloodbath!  The manor of Raheen-a-Cluig’s a goner.  The men of the village were strung up and cut up into ribbons, and the women and children who weren’t raped and butchered were taken by the O’Byrnes.”  Neither Lady Kynborow nor anyone else in the room thought about chiding the Baron for his language. “Lost for good up in the mountains.  But it wasn’t all bad, we left the dirt soaked with their tainted Irish blood, and caught a few slaves for the lead mines.  Oh!  And here, give me the lad!”  Roland gestured to Ambrose, who gently nudged the dazed boy toward his Lord, who in turn, seized his arm and yanked him forward.  “My knight and his wife were dismembered with the rest of the manor in most grisly fashion, must have screamed for hours!  But this one hid.  Or, more like, the Irish just didn’t want anything to do with this odd fellow.” Roland shook him slightly for emphasis to make sure Parnell and Kynborow understood who he was referring to.  “Their son and heir.  He’s my ward now, and in addition to bringing me his rents, the parish priest in Bray says he’s a sage in the making.  That note’s for you, Father,” Roland jabbed his finger toward a reddened scrap of paper pinned to the collar of the boy’s robe.  “He’ll be a perfect tutoring companion for that worthless son of mine, who wasn’t with the rest of my wild dogs—” he gestured vaguely towards the boys tripping over themselves to follow him around.  “Where is that Popinjay?”

Something in Kynborow’s guilty expression must have alerted the Baron to the truth because his eyes widened and bulged out, his face turned a mottled purple, and he bellowed:  “My son?!  You’ve got my son there brushing his hair?”

Young Roland guffawed nastily, and even the unfortunate orphan blinked twice, the closest thing to an expression of any kind, facial or verbal, he seemed able to muster, as Lord Wrathdown dumped him unceremoniously onto an empty pew and barked “Shut up!” to his eldest.  Nobody else in the room required such a caution; not one of them, not even the stupidest of the castle boys, dared meet the Baron’s eyes, let alone make any sound that might catch his attention.  “He’s SEWING?!?!  MY SON is SEWING with the women of the Castle instead of playing with his friends?!

These are my friends!”  Char murmured, ducking his head and shrinking back into Kynborow even as he spoke.  “not them!

“Please, my Lord!”  Kynborow—having no way to avoid her husband’s attention—pleaded. Because she and Miss Sindonie were behind her, Char couldn’t see their expressions; and the Baron was too distracted to pay any attention to them.  But although Kynborow was doing an impressive job keeping her face in character with a distressed woman, every bit as well as she was going to lie, Sindonie’s face betrayed the faintest hint of a smile despite her best efforts to suppress it.   “We’ll bring her—I mean, him—along, but we want to keep him as his mother made him for a little while longer, to comfort him.  He’s only lost his mother last winter—we want to give him some time to recover and grieve before we bring him into our family!”

SEWING AND PLAYING WITH GIRLS?!  The Baron Wrathdown’s SON?!  NEVER!!!  NOT FOR ONE SECOND MORE!!!”  Baron Roland roared, his face turning purple and wrathful while veins bulged alarmingly from the sides of his neck.  “Clearly he’s better off with her dead!

His attention was distracted back to his son as Char burst out crying:  “I’d only be better off with you dead!”

HOW DARE YOU?!?!  Not just a woman, then, but your sex warped back again into a shrew?!  What’s wrong with you?!”  Lord Wrathdown thundered incredulously.  “God, and therefore Wrathdown” (it was unclear here whether, having taken the Lord’s name in vain, he was referring to himself as the Baron, or taking it upon himself to speak for the entire half-serjeanty) “will not tolerate such an abomination as a baedling!  I’ve got to STOP THE ROT for the sake of our family!”  Roland growled again, wading forward to tear the child forcibly away from his stepmother, throwing him down over a pew and thrashing him with the flat of his blade—cleaner than his own flask, and doubtless the only thing beside his horse and other weapons Lord Wrathdown had made sure were tended after the battle—while the Skremens wept crocodile tears,. Miss Sindonie, her eyes glittering cruelly, held Kynborow back, and every other woman in the chapel started shrieking.  Even Friar Hugh murmured nearly-audible protests, waving his hands ineffectively as he considered whether and how he dare intervene.  Continuing to wallop mercilessly on poor Charles’s bottom, the Baron continued his diatribe:  “We’ve got to get you away from the evil influence of these damned women!  You’ve clearly been coddled and indulged by women long enough!”

“No, please!”  Kynborow wept convincingly, as the Baron’s arm rose and fell, rose and fell, over and over again, on his bawling, kicking, crying child.  “Please, Roland!  Surely that’s enough?!”

NOTHING’S enough for a son of Roland Wrathdown who sews and brushes his hair like a woman!”  It almost sounded like Lord Wrathdown was weeping with his frustration and rage, his eyes filled with the same aubergine fury that stained his face and every inch of visible skin, as spittle flew out of his mouth.  “No son of Roland Wrathdown plays with girls instead of boys!  I thank the lord he gave me six my other good and manly boys before this one was sent from hell to disgrace us!”

Lady Parnell and several other women were trying to restrain the hysterical Kynborow who was screaming and crying and trying desperately to protect her stepson, while Sir Ambrose and Friar Hugh edged nearer to the Baron with their hands raised placatingly, ineffectively trying to encourage the Baron to stop.  Behind them, the red-haired boy sat still and slumped where the Baron had dumped him, staring listlessly toward the altar with his unfocused, haunted sapphire eyes, showing no interest in—or even awareness of—the maelstrom around him.

“And YOU!” He jabbed his finger towards Lady Parnell and her daughters, startling them.  “You can stay to help my Kynborow with the birth but as soon as my boy is born, YOU—” he poked his finger into Sindonie’s shoulder, “and YOU—” he pointed his finger rudely at Lady Parnell, “AND you!” stabbing toward the youngest sister, Thomasin, “Return to your own Lord in Skremen!  I won’t have you poisoning my next boy!”

“What if it’s a girl?”  Kynborow asked, perhaps before thinking better of it, but only thinking whether they might be allowed to stay in that circumstance, instead of leaving her here alone in this masculine demesne so far from Skremen.

“Then I’ll blame YOU for breaking my perfect record of boys!” Roland roared, so focused on his own concerns he couldn’t imagine any of his wife’s. 

“If I thought he was man enough, I’d squire him to Lord Nethercross, he’s a hard man!  But this prating grovelsimp is already RUINED!”  Lord Wrathdown’s eyes widened, as he hit upon the solution to his remaining problem:  “None of our family have gone for the church in generations—only our money.  It’s time to recoup on that investment!  I’ll send him, to live among men, and eradicate every bit of female weakness!  AND he won’t corrupt our blood by breeding!”

“We would be honored,” Friar Hugh assured him eagerly.  “In a year or two, when he’s ready—”

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!”  As if any of them could fail to do so.  “Not a year or two.  NOW!  Before he becomes a full-on eunuch!”  Lord Wrathdown growled dangerously, turning his attention to the terrified Friar Hugh.  “Get away from me, you worthless fopdoodle!” The Baron struggled to find words, flinging his bawling son away from him without even letting him catch his balance.  “I can’t stand to touch you right now!”  Instead of walking, Char careened several feet across the stones and fell onto the lap of the orphaned boy, who absentmindedly folded his arms over Char and began rocking him gently and patting his back, repeating “there, there” without even looking down in a mechanistic way that was much creepier than his dazed silence had been.  Char shrieked and wailed, burying his head in the boy’s lap and hugging him tightly back, kicking his own legs in a desperate gesture to discharge the intense emotions and physical pain that were overwhelming him, threatening to swallow him whole.

Lord Wrathdown looked askance at the orphan a moment more, then shook his head.  “Smart or no, there’s something badly wrong with that one.  But that makes two of them.  And they seem well-matched.”  Nodding and shrugging, he looked at Sir Ambrose.  “And at least he is male!

“Certainly true, Lord Roland,” Sir Ambrose agreed.  “A perfect companion!”

“You’ll take them both, father!” Lord Roland barked, deciding it on the spot.  “Today!  Take him to that—choir school I sponsor at Christ’s Church!” 

“Oh, good, they can… sing, Your Lordship?”  Friar Hugh asked, sounding as reasonable as a canon lawyer but cringing all the same hoping the question would not provoke Lord Roland.

Apparently Friar Hugh had no such luck in store.  “DOES IT MATTER?!”  Lord Roland demanded loudly.

“Not at all,” Friar Hugh assured him, backpedaling, “only, it’s just, Father Luke, the Choirmaster, is quite the martinet, he runs the choir as a tight ship, likes to try out and hand-pick the boys himself—”  Everyone other than the Baron could see how conflicted and agitated Friar Hugh was, swallowing and practically wringing his hands with anxiety as he considered his position, how to explain his actions to his superiors if he turned up with two underaged no-talent boys, trying to insert them into another friar’s choir and school when doing so would interfere with the progress of the rest of the class. 

It would surprise exactly no one in Castle Shanganagh to learn Father Luke had been the newest and lowest-ranking member of his order in Ireland when he was assigned as the tutor to the nobility and gentry here.

Even as Roland began turning his head to fix his eyes on Friar Hugh, Friar Hugh achieved the breakthrough he urgently required, bringing his deliberations to their speedy and vitally necessary end, babbling:  “Actually… not at all.  Of course not.  It doesn’t matter at all, Your Lordship.  Everyone can sing!  I mean, everyone has a voice.  And of course, Father Luke will be so thrilled to have another of y—to have such a high-bred young man and his—er—” Luke had no idea what to say about the orphaned boy, knowing only that by birth, he was a member of the gentry.  But after all, that was probably enough:  “His gentle companion, er—ah, thank you, My Lord, thank you for—for entrusting them to us.”

“That’s better,” The Baron allowed, his eyes widening with pleasure to see the unmistakable lust on at least Kynborow’s—and Sidonie’s—faces.  Kynborow was still crying, speaking no words but now begging him for something different with her eyes.

“Fuck!” the Baron rumbled, adjusting his codpiece. “After yesterday’s battle… and you’re carrying our little one…. This is my point!  Your sympathies are misplaced!  A woman wants a real man!  Coddling the little ponce won’t serve him in the long run.  Come on, we want our child to be vigorous and healthy!”  he urged her, pulling Kynborow against him, rubbing his crotch against hers, and stroking her breast without a thought to subtlety.  “Ah… Help your sister, Sindonie,” he breathed raggedly, eyeing his sister-in-law, before pulling his attention back to his wife and his wife towards the stairs to their bedroom below.  “It’s practically a duty!  Come, welcome your Lord home from battle properly!”

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“I miss him,” Edith admitted wistfully.  “And worry about him.”  She had moved to an arrowslit on the South wall, which served as one of the chapel’s windows, and was peering down at the Bray Road below trying to see the horsemen they had all heard clattering past.  The arrow slits, being cruciform, were in a way quite appropriate for the chapel, which was being used as a makeshift classroom for the petty school students aged 4-7.

Edith and her friend Char, the youngest child of Baron Wrathdown, were embroidering their Lord’s banner together, working on a magnificent bolt of blue silk from China.  Char was using fine golden thread to embroider a castle, one of nine on Wrathdown’s coat of arms, while Edith was using fine silver thread to embroider the raised sword beneath the three castles in the center column.  As they did so, their mothers were gossiping and brushing their long hair.  The other ladies of the half-sergeanty sat around them with their daughters, working on projects while the children’s tutor, Father Hugh, an Augustinian friar, wrang his hands and tried to decide how quickly he could excuse himself to chase down the rest of his students—the women’s sons, the girls’ brothers—who had bolted excitedly from their lessons to see what all the racket was about.  The clergyman couldn’t quite mind their absence for a bit; they bleated and fidgeted like excited goats.  Girls might not have the intellect for learning, but they certainly had the superior manner.

“I want my father to come back,” Edith frowned.

Char responded matter-of-factly, “I don’t,” provoking a dutiful tutting sound of disapproval from Lord Wrathdown’s sister-in-law, Lady Kynborow, and a satisfied smirk from his mother-in-law, Lady Parnell.

“Your fathers’ work is important!” Father Hugh reminded both of them, presumably intending to comfort or reconcile them in some way.  “All Ireland is divided into three parts:  Gaelic, Norman, and English.  The wild Irish savages have overrun most of the North and West, and unfortunately, the wilderness just to the South of us.  Most of the ancient Norman lords, themselves bastardized by their time in this godforsaken land—”

“Sir!” Lady Kynborow laughed, scandalized, pausing in her hair-brushing to put her hands over Char’s ears.  Her ladies laughed with her; and their daughters, according to their age and disposition, either smiled uncertainly or looked nervous.  “We are the source of civilization here.  We must set an example!”

“Quite right, Lady Wrathdown!” Father Hugh agreed, as if Lady Kynborow had been confirming his point rather than criticizing his language. “The Norman Earls beyond the Pale—they’ve become more Irish than the Irish, lacking all appropriate devotion to Ireland’s proper Lord, our blessed King Henry, designated to rule here by the Pope himself!  They aren’t reivan’ and raidin’ us like the Irish sinners, but they aren’t loyal, either!  Only we, the good Kings’ men of the Pale, the land behind the wall, the Lordship of Ireland, are the lone outpost of true English culture here!  Your fathers’ work defending the Church and law and order is the work of King and Christ, children!”

“Yes, sir,” the children dutifully responded, exchanging meaningful looks expressing their fervent hope his speech would not inspire another lengthy prayer begging God to strengthen their fathers’ hands against the murderous clans to the South.

But Father Hugh was going in another direction, shaking his head, lost in thought:  “Beyond the Pale it’s all chaos and cannibals—”

Edith gasped excitedly.  “Cannibals!”

Thank you, sir,” Lady Kynborow gave their priest a significant look.  “I think that’s enough on that topic.”

Father Hugh tried without success to look convincingly distressed.   “Yes of course, Lady Kynborow.  I just meant, they’re barbaric!  They don’t even wear shoes!”

The girls giggled, while Lady Kynborow’s mother, Lady Parnell, muttered:  “No need to mind your language on our account, Father.  There’s not a child in Shanganagh Castle left with tender ears,” provoking more giggling from the older girls.  Wrathdown was shaped and practically defined by its role defending Dublin against perennial Irish raids from the Wicklow Mountain country.  It had a rough-and-ready martial character that preceded, but certainly could not eclipse, its present Lord, who practically personified the Norman warrior ethos of old.  The force of his personality had imprinted itself on every male in the castle and the countryside alike, and even attracted a number of rugged young adventurers from England and elsewhere to try their hand against the Irish.  It helped that there were more manors than knights here on the border, available to anyone with the wit and strength to secure a hold for themselves in the name of the Pope and the King.  Even in a man’s world, the Irish frontier was man’s country in 1517, with women living on the margins of daily life.

“Mother!”  Lady Kynborow repressed a smile.

“Don’t pretend otherwise.  Char’s muckspout father—”

As if to make her point, at that very moment Baron Roland, Lord of the Half-Serjeanty of Wrathdown himself, threw the door open hard enough for its hinges to rattle and the latch to chip off a bit of stone from the wall of the small castle.   Very much a Marcher Lord, wielding a real and direct military power to prosecute his King’s war that most English barons lacked, the Baron maintained nine front-line castles shielding Dublin from the depredations of the Irish natives to the South, all connected by earthen barrier walls running from the Irish Sea at Wrathdown Castle to the border with Uppercross past Templeogue Castle.  They imposed a significant burden on the modest revenues of the Sergeanty, even with the subsidies he received from the viceroy’s Dublin Castle administration. 

So it was hardly surprising the castles were compact, efficient, and coarse, combining the functions of defense with those of daily life.  The chapel, occupying the third floor of the small castle, was used for everything from mass to feasts to rare tax-exempt markets and classes like this one, especially in warmer months when the welcome light and fresh air provided by the third-story arrowslits compared most favorably with their drawbacks in winter, a time when they were usually filled with loose bricks.

The excited boys of the castle swarmed back into the room, swirling around the Baron and his companions like a Huntsman’s dogs howling and barking in excitement while dodging the hooves of angry stallions.

“God’s light!  Finally!  Here you all are.  I practically ransacked the castle.  What divine office are we celebrating mid-afternoon?!  We thought the damned savages must have taken the lot of you!” 

Lady Parnell directed a look at her daughter as if the obvious had been revealed, but otherwise there was little enough room for anyone else when Lord Wrathdown took the stage.  Stinking of smoke, sweat, and offal, his clothing and skin were stained and spattered reddish-brown with dried blood, the clean patches of his head and chest revealing where he had removed his helmet and cuirass upon entering the castle. 

“Papa!”  Edith cried as her father, Sir Ambrose, entered behind his Lord, thwarted in her attempt to hurry to him by her mother, who hugged her tightly.  Sir Ambrose was half-leading, half-pulling an auburn-haired, dazed-looking barefoot boy of about 5 or 6—Char’s age—in a gown behind him.  Both of them were bloodstained and filthy, if less so than the Baron himself; and the boy’s air of detachment and lack of focus were only reinforced by the contrast he made with the intensely involved and overstimulated castle children.   Edith’s father smiled encouragingly at her, but with a gently raised palm, urged her to wait.  No adult in the room imagined it a good idea to compete with their Baron for attention.  And in fairness, the man was larger than life, well over six feet tall with broad shoulders, strong arms, and an impressively-long beard demonstrating his virility.  His personality was as loud and brash as his speech.  Edith’s father could not have competed with that if he’d been of a mind to; and he was far too sensible to have any such thing in mind. Of his six half-brothers, children of his father’s first wife, only three had survived childhood.  One, it was rumored, had gotten in the way of his ambition and died gruesomely.  A second, eager to stay out of his way, had joined the church.  The third, and eldest, was an Earl of the family’s main estates in England, and doubtless hoped Roland’s inheritance in the Pale would keep him busy.

The last member of their party to enter, marked in the same stains and smells as the other three, was Young Roland, the Baron’s firstborn son, unmistakably of a kind with the Duke himself, Lady Kynborow, Char, and even the silver-touched Lady Parnell:  Every member of the family’s hair, on both sides, shone a blazing yellow-gold.  Theirs was the hair of lions, not just yellowish, but a strong, saturated hue that made other shades of yellow look washed-out or dirty.

“Yesterday was a magnificent day!  We caught half the damned O’Tooles, and the O’Byrnes too!  Out looting and burning in Bray and Shankhill.  I collected six Irish heads!” he roared proudly, gesturing impatiently at his son.  “Show ‘em, lad!” 

Char and the ladies cried out and recoiled in horror as Young Roland, grinning proudly, held up two strings of four heads each, with their hair braided and bound together with rope like obscene cloves of garlic.  “I got two of my own, Aunt Kynborow!” he boasted enthusiastically, smiling so proudly she felt obliged to smile back at him with the same enthusiasm a peasant woman would greet a housecat returning with a dead mouse in its jaws.

“That’s nice, dear!” she applauded, doing her best and elbowing Char, who, jaw set and arms crossed, ignored her.  “Isn’t that nice?”  And when ignored by Char, pressed her husband, who had married her in swift order after her sister, his first wife, had died:  “God bless you on your victory, my Lord!”

He rumbled angrily.  “More of a draw.  But it was a glorious, unholy bloodbath!  The manor of Raheen-a-Cluig’s a goner.  The men of the village were strung up and cut up into ribbons, and the women and children who weren’t raped and butchered were taken by the O’Byrnes.”  Neither Lady Kynborow nor anyone else in the room thought about chiding the Baron for his language. “Lost for good up in the mountains.  But it wasn’t all bad, we left the dirt soaked with their tainted Irish blood, and caught a few slaves for the lead mines.  Oh!  And here, give me the lad!”  Roland gestured to Ambrose, who gently nudged the dazed boy toward his Lord, who seized his arm and hustled him forward.  “My knight and his wife were dismembered with the rest of the manor in most grisly fashion, must have screamed for hours!  But this one hid.  Or, more like, the Irish just didn’t want anything to do with this odd fellow.” Roland shook him slightly for emphasis to make sure Parnell and Kynborow understood who he was referring to.  “Their son and heir.  He’s my ward now, and in addition to bringing me his rents, the parish priest in Bray says he’s a sage in the making.  That note’s for you, Father,” Roland jabbed his finger toward a reddened scrap of paper pinned to the collar of the boy’s robe.  “He’ll be a perfect tutoring companion for that worthless son of mine, who wasn’t with the rest of my wild dogs—” he gestured vaguely towards the boys tripping over themselves to follow him around.  “Where is that prat Charlie?”

Something in Kynborow’s guilty expression must have alerted the Baron to the truth because his eyes widened and bulged out, his face turned a mottled purple, and he bellowed:  “My son?!  You’ve got my son there brushing his hair?”

Young Roland guffawed nastily, and even the unfortunate orphan blinked twice, the closest thing to an expression of any kind, facial or verbal, he seemed able to muster, as Lord Wrathdown dumped him unceremoniously onto an empty pew and barked “Shut up!” to his eldest.  Nobody else in the room required such a caution; not one of them, not even the stupidest of the castle boys, dared meet the Baron’s eyes, let alone make any sound that might catch his attention.  “He’s SEWING?!?!  MY SON is SEWING with his Aunt instead of playing with his friends?!

Edith is my friend!”  Char murmured, ducking his head and shrinking back into Kynborow even as he spoke.  “not them!

“Please, my Lord!”  Lady Kynborow—having no way to avoid the Baron’s attention—pleaded.  “He’s only lost his mother last winter—let him have some peace!”

SEWING AND PLAYING WITH GIRLS?!  The Baron Wrathdown’s SON?!  I think not!”  Baron Roland roared.  “Clearly he’s better off with her dead!  But YOU—” he jabbed his finger into Kynborow’s shoulder “won’t be following in her footsteps!  I never should have listened to a word from her!”

“ROLAND!”  Lady Parnell snapped.  “We’re your family!” biting her lip and retreating sharply as Roland turned on her.

His attention was distracted back to his son as Char burst out crying:  “I wish it was you dead!”

What’s wrong with you?!  BESIDES the coddling of these women?!  That’s it!  I’ve got to do something to save you, and our family honor, from your weakness!”  Roland growled again, wading forward to tear the child forcibly away from his aunt, throwing him down over a pew and thrashing him with the flat of his blade—cleaner than his own flask, and doubtless the only thing beside his horse and other weapons Lord Roland had made sure were tended after the battle—while Lady Parnell held Lady Kynborow back, every woman in the chapel started shrieking, and even Father Hugh murmured nearly-audible protests, waving his hands ineffectively as he considered whether and how he dare intervene.  Continuing to wallop on poor Charlie’s bottom, the Baron continued his diatribe:  “We’ve got to get you away from these damned women!  You’ve clearly been coddled and indulged by women long enough!”

“No, please!”  Lady Kynborow wept, as the Baron’s arm rose and fell, rose and fell, over and over again, on his suffering child.  “Please, Roland!  That’s enough!”

“No son of Roland Wrathdown sews and brushes his hair like a woman!”  It almost sounded like Lord Wrathdown was weeping with his frustration and rage, his eyes filled with the same reddish-purple fury that stained his face and every inch of visible skin.  “No son of Roland Wrathdown plays with girls instead of boys!  I thank the lord he gave me six good and manly boys before this one was sent from hell to disgrace us!”

Lady Parnell and several other women were trying to restrain the hysterical Lady Kynborow who was screaming and crying and trying desperately to protect her nephew, while Sir Ambrose and Father Hugh edged nearer to the Baron with their hands raised placatingly, ineffectively trying to encourage the Baron to stop.  Behind them, the red-haired boy sat still and slumped where the Baron had dumped him, staring listlessly toward the altar with his unfocused, haunted sapphire eyes, showing no interest in—or even awareness of—the maelstrom around him.

“If I thought he was man enough, I’d squire him to Lord Nethercross, he’s a hard man!  But I won’t let this prating grovelsimp embarrass the family!  None of my other boys have gone for the church.  We can send him!

“We would be honored,” Father Hugh assured him eagerly.  “In a year or two, when he’s ready—”

Not a year or two.  NOW!  Before he’s irreversibly contaminated!”  Lord Wrathdown growled dangerously, turning his attention to the terrified Father Hugh.  “Get away from me, you worthless fopdoodle!” The Baron snarled, flinging his bawling son away from him without even letting him catch his balance.  “I can’t stand to touch you right now!”  Instead of walking, Char careened several feet across the stones and fell onto the lap of the orphaned boy, who absentmindedly folded his arms over Char and began rocking him gently and patting his back, repeating “there, there” without even looking down.  Char shrieked and wailed, burying his head in the boy’s lap and hugging him tightly back, kicking his own legs in a desperate gesture to discharge the intense emotions and physical pain that were overwhelming him, threatening to swallow him whole.

Lord Wrathdown looked askance at the orphan a moment more, then shook his head.  “Smart or no, there’s something badly wrong with that one.  But Charlie seems to like him.”  Nodding and shrugging, he looked at Sir Ambrose.  “And at least he is male!

“Certainly true, Lord Roland,” Sir Ambrose agreed.  “A perfect companion!”

“You’ll take them both, father!” Lord Roland barked, deciding it on the spot.  “Today!  Take him to that—choir school I sponsor at Christ’s Church!” 

“Oh, good, they can… sing, Your Lordship?”  Father Hugh asked, sounding as reasonable as a canon lawyer but cringing all the same hoping the question would not provoke Lord Roland.

But apparently Father Hugh had no such luck in store.  “DOES IT MATTER?!”  Lord Roland demanded loudly.

“Not really,” Father Hugh backpacked, “only Father Luke, the Choirmaster, is quite the martinet, he runs the choir as a tight ship, likes to try out and hand-pick the boys himself—”  Everyone other than the Baron could see how conflicted and agitated Father Hugh was, swallowing and practically wringing his hands with anxiety as he considered his position, how to explain his actions to his superiors if he turned up with two underaged boys, trying to insert them into another friar’s choir and school when doing so would interfere with the progress of the rest of the class. 

It would surprise exactly no one in Castle Shanganagh to learn Father Luke had been the newest and lowest-ranking member of his order in Ireland when he was assigned as the tutor to the nobility and gentry here.

Even as Roland began turning his head to fix his eyes on Father Hugh, Father Hugh achieved the breakthrough he urgently required, bringing his deliberations to their speedy and vitally necessary end, babbling:  “Actually… not at all.  Of course not.  It doesn’t matter at all, Your Lordship.  Everyone can sing!  I mean, everyone has a voice.  And of course, Father Luke will be so thrilled to have another of y—to have such a high-bred young man and his—er—” Luke had no idea what to say about the orphaned boy, knowing only that by birth, he was a member of the gentry.  But after all, that was probably enough:  “His gentle companion, er—ah, thank you, My Lord, thank you for—for entrusting them to us.”  Perhaps, Hugh thought, this was not the time to ask how the young man would train as a knight to resume his duties (and reclaim his medieval rents) from the Baron, when he was training for the priesthood.

“That’s better,” The Baron allowed, as Lady Kynborow burst out crying.  “What now?!”  the Baron frowned at her as she cried, speaking no words but instead begging him with her eyes.

“I must save this boy from himself.  And from you women.  Your tears won’t change my mind,” The Baron shook his head and his big finger together, trying to get her to see reason.  “But they do… move me,” he allowed, adjusting his belt. “After yesterday’s battle… and you’re carrying our little one.  Come on, we want our child to be vigorous and healthy!”  he urged her, pulling her against him, rubbing his crotch against hers, and stroking her breast without a thought to subtlety, before pulling her towards the stairs to their bedroom below.  “It’s practically a duty!  Come, welcome your Lord home from battle properly!”

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PREVIOUSLY:  Penny has been completely deprived of vision, hearing, smell, and taste, disoriented with her hands tied behind her back.  Walked to a waist-high guardrail along the edge of the castle parapet, she has just been pushed over it.  NOW:

Penny screamed ineffectively, silently, unheard even by herself and alone in her silence, as the combination of the shove in her back and the yank down on her leash propelled the top half of her body forward and down, and her center of gravity out beyond the rail, out beyond the relative safety of the edge, over the abyss.

As her head and shoulders plummeted down, gravity and the bar at her hips lifted her feet from the solidity of the platform and she went flying!  Inside her guts, the blind eel that dwelled there somehow connected to her emotions, and spasmed violently.

Until a moment later a sharp pull on her ankles stopped her from falling further.  It was so solid, so unyielding, her mind recognized she had not been caught by human—or even demon—hands.  Her bonds must have caught on something!  But that half-thought was about all she had in her and her body was out of control already, her deliberate mind having shut down and ceded control to the basest and most animal instincts, things so deep and distant she could not even recognize them as parts of herself.  Like foundry workers around an exploding furnace they were shouting soundless orders and alarms, flashes of sweaty muscles and hurrying silhouettes and panic-filled eyes rolling in trapped sockets, they made her body jerk and twitch in every direction, trying to free a hand, trying to catch on something else besides her ankles, trying to fall feet-first, trying and failing to do something, that would make a difference long after her will and intentions had shut down and closed their eyes, bracing for impact.

She flopped and jerked and twisted like a fish tumbling out of a net onto the deck of a boat.  In her absence, her body was trying to exert any slight degree of control that would allow it to survive and choose, if not with any specific haven in mind, simply to change what was happening already through no decision of its own.  Her body would take any fate other than the one her mind had told it to expect.  And her body would not give up, even without her mind to help.

It was several seconds before her reason could realize she still wasn’t falling, and work out they must have chained her ankles to something when they spread her legs.  With another lost expression, Penny sobbed and fell limp and ragged, her waist and her very life held by a solitary narrow iron bar, her momentum over it checked by her ankle cuffs, her arms still bound behind her back, emphasizing their uselessness and Penny’s own ineffectiveness as a living thing.

Penny screamed.  Penny screamed and wept, shaking and sobbing, her sense of balance telling her gravity still roared and slavered for her, wishing to snatch her away like the jaws of a wolf.

At first, Penny hardly registered, hardly had the room to register, that her dress and underskirts had been thrown over her head, before she was shocked and focused by something cold and hard and wet.  And the instant it touched her—

She felt absolutely nothing at all.

Nothing.

At.

All.

Not her own weight, lying on the narrow bar and tugging on the ankle chains.

Not voracious gravity, trying to devour her.

Not the hot and humid air pressing tightly around her.

Not her own heartbeat.

Not her own breath!

Not even the darkness and silence of her world.

A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E N-O-T-H-I-N-G-N-E-S-S.

And so Penny learned what complete and utter forlorn terror really was.

Was she dead?!

She must be dead.

But even death shouldn’t be so lonely and isolating.  So… naught.

She knew without a shadow of a doubt that she would go mad.  And not slowly:  soon.  Maybe she already was.

Her mind was certainly thrown to mad thoughts without anything real to anchor it in any way.  Thoughts like these, that were real because they were the very world she was experiencing, raw and immediate, nothing esoteric about them:

What was happening to her body?!  Inside her own body?!  Her mind knew because it remembered.  When it was aware, it had rarely even realized how thoroughly it knew it was alive every second.  It felt its own breath, felt its own heart, sometimes even heard them or felt the rise and fall of its chest; sometimes smelled and felt the slick moisture of its own sweat.  Now, she could not even tell if her body—if she—was still there, or had ever really been there.  She didn’t know if she had ever even had a body at all.  Perhaps it had all been her imagination.  Or was her body being destroyed, inside and out, continuing the assault every sense she’d had, had been screaming at her to report?  It had to be; her senses were gone, unless reality was actually gone—and she had no way to tell.  Was she even now, falling towards the sea of devils and demons below, who would tear her to pieces for all eternity, over and over again?  Or had she died, and these were the last seconds of her consciousness, mere seconds stretching and lasting in a final desperate effort to cling to life?

She couldn’t say which was more disconcerting, more upsetting and unreal:  the loss of her body, or the loss of her world.  Because without her senses, she had nothing.  She had imagined she was lost with the mere departure of her sight, hearing, taste, and smell.  What she wouldn’t give to return to even that half-state of being!  To be without even touch, even balance?… Without anything, really.  Without the senses she had taken for granted, and the things they brought to her, reality itself did not exist.  She felt no gravity, and it was gravity that had connected her to this world all her life, like an umbilical cord to her mother, without her even realizing she felt it:  a sense of up and down, right and left, solidity.  Without the pull of the world she was utterly untethered.  There were no people.  There was no sun, no wind, no earth, no wind, no fire, no air, the very elements themselves dissolved, if they had ever existed at all.

Oh, Domina!  She thought, her mind crying where her body no longer existed to weep.  Her Domina! 

For the first time in her life, she felt a perfect clarity, a perfect certainty:

Penny knew, absolutely knew, with every shred and fiber of her being, that only her Domina could bring her back from… if she had had shoulders, she would have given up and shrugged.  She was nowhere.  There was nowhere to bring her back from.  But only her Domina could pluck her out of this absence and bring her back to reality, the world, her sweet smell, her soft skin, her warm love, bring Penny back to Penny herself, from this awful nothingness.

Oh Domina!  Please please please please please please bring me back to you!  PLEASE don’t let go, I know there is a golden spiritual umbilical thread between us, connecting us always, unbreakable and forever!  There has to be one because I need it, I need it so badly I can still feel it, because it’s the only thing that exists for me here!  The certainty you care about me is complete.  I don’t know why, I can’t understand your ways and wiles, and—and maybe I don’t need to.  A part of my soul knows I probably don’t want to.  But do need the fact that I know.  That you cared about something you perceived in me, with senses I don’t even possess, senses that must be able to find me now!  I just need to know you are going to bring me back to you!

You’re going to bring me back!  And that’s what I want, more than anything, to be back in your world, back at your feet, back where you want me.  Back where I BELONG.  I know it now!  Please hear me!  I’m sorry for having been so slow and suspicious.  I’M SORRY!!!  PLEASE!!!

I love you!  I need you!  I am NOTHING without you!  Not without you!

Please….

Literature Section “06-83[X]-The Unconditional Surrender of Penance Batonnoir”—more material available at TheRemainderman.com—Part 83 of Chapter Six, “Le Saccage de la Sale Bête Rouge” (“Rampage of the Dirty Red Beast”)—Abridged 1374 words::Explicit 1538 words—Accompanying Images:  1708-1712—Published 2025-05-05—©2025 The Remainderman.  This is a work of fiction, not a book of suggestions.  It’s filled with fantasies, idiots, and criminals. Don’t believe them or imitate them.